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DEAD JOKE STOA

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2026-07-22 17:59:52 CEST

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No prob

2026-07-22 16:08:15 CEST

The secret of good posting: you publish angry replies to notes on your timeline but you don't specify which notes. You basically scream into the abyss of Nostr

2026-07-22 15:27:48 CEST

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That will go great

2026-07-22 14:13:38 CEST

In our house we never said ejaculation. We said new life discharge

2026-03-14 11:41:30 CET

I have accidentally opened Amethyst which I will haven't uninstalled after it broke and was sending my messages to like 3 relays that no one is connected to and it got me wondering if it's still broken like that. Unlikely for me to return to Nostr but still. Curious

2026-01-02 22:30:36 CET

Oh. They don't show relays anymore 😅

2026-01-02 22:29:44 CET

Checking if Amethyst fixed itself and if I can publish a post to meaningful relays or I'm still stuck with those 3 which nobody reads

2025-11-10 15:38:20 CET

Test_

2025-09-10 21:58:32 CEST

And you. Would you die for your beliefs?

2025-09-06 13:39:27 CEST

Just as I suspected. I'm stuck in some sort of limbo where I post mostly for myself which makes no sense as a social media platform and because there is no single source of truth then it doesn't make sense as a blog/notes taking
I'll take a break from Nostr and will check it in a couple of weeks and focus on Fesiverse and Bluesky in the meantime
Thank you for your attention to this matter
#nevent1q…l0w6

2025-09-05 23:08:28 CEST

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I detest bitcoin and I follow you for what you're posting

2025-09-05 23:07:41 CEST

I wanna test something. If you follow me then please reply to this message or react with an emoji. Zaps unnecessary

2025-09-05 20:49:32 CEST

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Marvel Cinematic Universe

2025-09-05 19:18:23 CEST

I have rebuttal-proof chamber so I can post here anything and you cannot do anything about it. No counter-takes will reach me

2025-09-05 15:05:46 CEST

If I wanted to seriously use Nostr then I suppose I would need a relay that I can write to and it would act as my archive and a source of truth. Only I could publish there but I wouldn't mind others subscribing to its events. With a proper front end the relay could literally act as a blog/archive that could be explored in abrowser
(Maybe there's a business model there for people who are too lazy to run their own relay and deal with issues related to that activity)
As is now I see that my notes go to potentially different relays every time and while I am following those relays I don't think there's a guarantee that they will be operational after a while. That means that some of my notes can disappear over time. And the purpose of taking notes is so I can go back to them. Otherwise it's just a short-term shitposting
(And BTW my notes used to go to 6-7 relays and now only 2-3 and I can't really say why because I didn't change anything in Amethyst so it's like tech-normie magic)
I don't treat Nostr seriously and I don't mind that instability but maybe there's a blind spot here

2025-09-05 14:51:03 CEST

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I tried it but non-English dictionaries were bad and I learned this way that I heavily optimise my writing with those. So we had to part our ways. Other than that it was amazing

2025-09-05 14:47:25 CEST

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MCU is getting weirder every year

2025-09-05 14:43:52 CEST

Let's play the Vatican roulette

2025-09-04 15:40:49 CEST

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But wait. That's their fetish

2025-09-04 14:19:17 CEST

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A bit implicit in the headline though

2025-09-04 14:18:08 CEST

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What is supposed to be a unit on the Y-axis exactly?

2025-09-02 17:35:56 CEST

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Distributed Disk Operation System

2025-09-02 16:47:33 CEST

I know where you live

2025-09-02 15:03:54 CEST

I yelled at the void once and it sent me a zap invoice in response
#nevent1q…65dz

2025-09-02 15:02:35 CEST

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Holding hands is for kindergarten. Real men kiss like there's no tomorrow

2025-09-02 10:22:58 CEST

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No kiss? Brezhnev would be disappointed

2025-09-02 10:22:06 CEST

I updated my Android. Nothing big. Thanks for asking

2025-09-01 15:28:28 CEST

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It's that 1 follower that counts

2025-09-01 13:52:03 CEST

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Sounds nice. If you get used to the smell. Although coming from covid I don't get that much of it

2025-09-01 13:51:02 CEST

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But point taken

2025-09-01 12:34:38 CEST

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What is "the afternoon food market"?

2025-09-01 11:18:37 CEST

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I can downgrade my harsh judgement to an idiotic opinion

2025-09-01 10:05:36 CEST

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Compliments for enduring this idiot for so long

2025-08-31 22:07:33 CEST

Satoshi Nakamoto (PBUH)

2025-08-31 22:07:21 CEST

There is an ass on the photo then there is 🔥 emoji in reaction. Simple

2025-08-31 16:59:10 CEST

A real man says: "If she gets fat after me marrying her then I tap that fat ass"
"Like there's no tomorrow"

2025-08-30 17:57:27 CEST

Okay. They managed to put him together
#nevent1q…s36u
This time

2025-08-30 13:20:03 CEST

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Might be

2025-08-30 13:17:56 CEST

Beware of people with Damage for they know that they will survive

2025-08-30 11:47:50 CEST

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And "Back To The Future"

2025-08-30 10:31:19 CEST

The Orange Man is dead

2025-08-30 01:53:46 CEST

Is it only me or Amethyst scrolls like fucking crazy if I do a bit too quick move with my finger

2025-08-30 01:52:49 CEST

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It holds extremely well. Reminds me a lot of "Moby Dick". A bit like "Moby Dick Light"

2025-08-29 22:26:57 CEST

@nprofile…rup6 we talked recently about watching movies in cinema. I saw "Jaws" today. There are special screenings because of the 50th anniversary

2025-08-29 16:48:34 CEST

When I get home after work
I want that koochy
And I make this work

2025-08-29 15:49:32 CEST

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On the screen shows the following caption:
AND HE COULD HAVE KILLED THEM

2025-08-29 15:48:22 CEST

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So we're safe. Thanks for the response

2025-08-29 15:31:44 CEST

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You wanna boil the planet

2025-08-29 15:27:22 CEST

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@nprofile…k7fe did anyone try that? I'm tempted but if it killed the app for anyone seeing my message under Amethyst it would not be cool

2025-08-29 15:26:23 CEST

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Dat ass

2025-08-29 15:26:04 CEST

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Torment Nexus is finally here

2025-08-29 15:25:24 CEST

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Wouldn't that raise the temperature on Earth even more? Sounds like Torment Nexus kind of device

2025-08-29 15:24:00 CEST

Amethyst unfolds the quoted messages. But what if I wrote two posts and edited them to self-reference one in another? Would they create a digital equivalent of a tunnel of mirrors and unfold indefinietely? Would it crash Amethyst? Or there is a limit to nesting messages? Thank you for your attention on the matter

2025-08-29 12:17:07 CEST

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Usonian decline is more interesting to me

2025-08-29 12:14:00 CEST

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SARCASM ALERT 😉

2025-08-29 12:12:25 CEST

Dark theme is what I apply to my sex room and not to IDE

2025-08-28 20:09:23 CEST

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It's to protect children. Can China say the same?

2025-08-28 09:29:16 CEST

If I were a butt-plug then only the bootiest girls would use me

2025-08-27 17:40:19 CEST

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Any CEOs hurt this time?

2025-08-27 14:06:27 CEST

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Dead cannot talk back and that's a rare opportunity sometimes. I can totally understand that someone couldn't resist themselves

2025-08-27 13:20:00 CEST

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"Are they real women?"
"Yes yes. Real women. 50% real"

2025-08-27 13:19:09 CEST

Dad jokes used to be respected! But now hardly anyone has children and it became yet another ridiculed tradition! I don't agree with that!

2025-08-27 10:55:37 CEST

How to make good vlogs?
Don't

2025-08-27 10:35:39 CEST

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"It's like Twitter"

2025-08-27 09:06:08 CEST

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Yeah. This is what people want and they'll keep doing it

2025-08-27 01:40:46 CEST

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Aurora is not a different store. It's a different front end to Play Store which is how I was able to install the app. But the app itself refuses to even start because it was not installed through Play Store exactly and I assumed that it was devs choice and this is something I saw with one bank and a couple of freemium in-app-purchases games. And I find that hostile as well as surprising when coming from people allegedly cherishing privacy
But who knows. Maybe it's just an oversight. Now that I wrote that

2025-08-27 01:34:08 CEST

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Totes

2025-08-26 21:04:19 CEST

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Never trust what ChatGPT "says" about itself

2025-08-26 21:02:43 CEST

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I dunno

2025-08-26 21:02:11 CEST

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Zapstore helped

2025-08-26 21:01:51 CEST

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That was what I said yes

2025-08-26 19:22:28 CEST

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Is Nostr wants to survive then they should figure out technical idiots like me too. Otherwise it'll be a Bitcoin-driven vibe-coders only

2025-08-26 19:21:13 CEST

Now I installed it through Zapstore and it works but it doesn't let me pass through mandatory permissions of which one are notifications which i definitely not need for life so this concludes our further adventure
At least I have a new app store on my phone so there's that
#nevent1q…p0ec

2025-08-26 19:16:55 CEST

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Bitchat. This hostility to how I install my software is unbecoming. Usually banks and fancy mobile games cry about that

2025-08-26 19:15:14 CEST

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It sucks that it asks every time. I don't see how I can configure to listen to the relay but not write anything there

2025-08-26 19:14:33 CEST

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Aurora is a different front end for Play Store. I haven't tried Zapstore. They could publish it to F-Droid. At this point I shouldn't chase them like that

2025-08-26 19:12:13 CEST

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I guess. I'm not gonna bother but not because it's radio or something but because if this cannot survive then it won't

2025-08-26 19:10:36 CEST

Lol. #Bitchat doesn't work when installed through Aurora
https://image.nostr.build/795e0f5fb49f4f8adf9c7d62ddc8b79e2796d213fc2c657ff45b368f302049cf.jpg

2025-08-26 19:00:21 CEST

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I have only around 1,500 sats so that removes any dilemma

2025-08-26 18:58:44 CEST

Thanks but no thanks
https://image.nostr.build/76d35b0e2c1b8193d117f2b264bf5d7c023dcf135c12c5d6486aede9326270e4.jpg

2025-08-26 17:35:43 CEST

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What Europe has to say in it?

2025-08-26 13:40:40 CEST

#nevent1q…jylk
On one try it opened a list and I zapped the main dev. I'm not gonna go one by one with others

2025-08-26 13:38:04 CEST

Also all of the sudden I have 160 relays in Amethyst when it was 16 or something

2025-08-26 12:24:15 CEST

I tried zapping Amethyst because there is a button to that end in notifications but it just spits an error message because apparently one of the people on the list doesn't have wallet attached 💔

2025-08-26 12:21:21 CEST

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Then my previous note went to a record 27 relays. Say what you want about the legacy social media but they at least follow some principles

2025-08-26 12:04:35 CEST

I used to post to 6-7 relays and now it's only 3. I don't understand Nostr

2025-08-26 11:24:47 CEST

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Mmm backrooms

2025-08-26 11:24:18 CEST

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The robots are fine. Ostriches a bit creepy I guess

2025-08-26 11:20:14 CEST

All three of them
#nevent1q…543k

2025-08-26 11:19:39 CEST

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But only the Bluesky app. Not Bluesky the network. It's as if Amethyst claimed it no longer works in Mississippi (because of reasons) but you can still uae Damus or whatever is the name to access the relays
Now let them experiment with it. I'm not a Bluesky fan but if they manage to acheive something it's still cool

2025-08-26 11:16:35 CEST

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Again?

2025-08-26 11:16:17 CEST

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Be careful with those Thai girls though

2025-08-26 11:08:53 CEST

Donald Trump used to be funny and now he's just a sad view. He entered his Joe Biden phase

2025-08-26 00:46:23 CEST

Why would they call it Bitch At? So edgy

2025-08-26 00:42:36 CEST

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