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A potential vector of failure is that something Bitcoin related will get vibecoded really really badly and will drag everything with it. I mean AI as a coding tool is so and so. But still. Leave it to professionals. But you won't. And so something really epic will happen eventually.

2026-08-26 19:03:01 CEST

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Now do something weird. A Nostr thing.

2026-08-26 19:02:37 CEST

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Too much fun in reminding pædophiles about it.

2026-08-26 13:09:51 CEST

Thermometers cause fever. Ban them right now.

2026-08-26 12:56:02 CEST

All this Bitcoin education and it still doesnt want to function as a currency. Tsk tsk tsk.

2026-08-26 10:15:16 CEST

If social media are dangerous for seventeen-year-olds then they're dangerous for adults too.

2026-08-26 10:01:49 CEST

You dont need commas when your syntax carries the load.

2026-08-26 10:00:53 CEST

The girl's very pneumatic.

2026-08-26 09:25:36 CEST

I dont like podcasts. I dont like voice interface. I like reading and writing.

2026-08-26 09:14:01 CEST

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Calling me a Goyim costs extra, Moyshe.

2026-08-26 00:22:20 CEST

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You need to zap me first. The we can talk.

2026-08-26 00:20:21 CEST

That feeling when you were constipated due to dehydration and you drank an entire bottle of sparkling water and the turd leaving your body is so hard that it feels as if your rectum was being torn apart.

2026-08-25 22:00:20 CEST

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Good.

2026-08-25 13:27:45 CEST

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Lorne Malvo. We remember.

2026-08-25 12:44:58 CEST

So. Isreal is afraid of kites now. Just when you think they cant be bigger psychopaths they show their weak side.

2026-08-25 11:56:28 CEST

I have done some soulsearching and it turned out I have no soul.

2026-08-25 11:00:52 CEST

As if! You need to collapse under your own gravity. To be absolutely obese in the first place.
#nevent1q…920u

2026-08-24 16:37:01 CEST

If someone says something sucks then ask them: Yes. But does it suck well?

2026-08-24 14:38:14 CEST

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(But thanks for the link!)

2026-08-24 14:37:59 CEST

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Reading age 11 to 18. According to Amazon. So children's books.

2026-08-24 14:36:50 CEST

My pronouns are boss/af.

2026-08-24 14:24:21 CEST

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You wrote a book. Huh. You never cease to amaze.

2026-08-24 14:23:30 CEST

I'm a DIE hire. It's just usual die but spelled uppercase.

2026-08-24 14:04:26 CEST

My gender is nonprofit.

2026-08-24 00:31:17 CEST

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It was docked two boats to the left.

2026-08-23 18:03:21 CEST

I wouldn't say AI's retarded. It's more like a fucking idiot junior dev making the same mistakes all over again despite me telling them every time how go do anything properly.

2026-08-23 17:59:37 CEST

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Did you change accounts or what? I was already following you.

2026-08-23 17:59:05 CEST

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Why would you even have killer agents in the first place?

2026-08-23 17:57:56 CEST

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The cabinet will be nothing short of amazing. I meant the C-level of course.

2026-08-23 17:57:23 CEST

What the hell is a home run? Please. I don't speak Usonian.

2026-08-22 16:19:37 CEST

It would be favourable if Wallet of Satoshis would allow authentication with Amber instead of creating an account with an email.

2026-08-22 16:17:35 CEST

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Just say no.
Nancy Reagan

2026-08-22 13:32:13 CEST

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At your service.

2026-08-22 12:24:07 CEST

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You have my sword. Signed by your future Chief Shitposting Officer.

2026-08-22 11:41:41 CEST

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Wait till we bring Japanese trains and airplanes into the mix.

2026-08-22 11:40:48 CEST

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Accept your loss gracefully. The secret of a happy marriage.

2026-08-22 11:39:47 CEST

No one has ever died over a spreadsheet.

2026-08-22 01:14:16 CEST

No! Don't lick that buttplug you just took out of your butthole.

2026-08-22 01:05:01 CEST

Israel is run by a single ministry that overtook the whole country. The Ministry of Chutzpah.

2026-08-21 15:06:14 CEST

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No! Don't share your nsec here like that.

2026-08-21 12:26:12 CEST

Nutritional eating > emotional eating

2026-08-21 11:59:48 CEST

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Oh how I would sip this tuna fish brine right the fuck now.

2026-08-21 11:58:44 CEST

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That is very much on spot with my observations since I joined in 2024. As well as experience with various networks.

2026-08-21 11:54:27 CEST

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Show some respect. Bitches love respect.

2026-08-21 11:53:58 CEST

@nprofile…vhl6 I installed Amber as you suggested and I connected it with Amethyst while still having this account active in Amethyst. Now. Did Amethyst dropped nsec in the process and switched to the signer app? Or am I supposed to log out first? It warns me that local data will lost if I do that.

2026-08-21 11:04:47 CEST

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You got it all wrong. Chemtrails are to depopulate.

2026-08-21 10:56:24 CEST

Okay. So I will be a CSO of Nostr then. Chief Shitposting Officer.

2026-08-20 19:25:17 CEST

I know one thing. Places where people pay taxes might be good. Places where people don't pay taxes are never good.

2026-08-20 18:28:53 CEST

Noise is the enemy of surveillance.

2026-08-20 17:21:38 CEST

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Russia should give it a rest. It doesn't serve anyone.

2026-08-20 16:54:42 CEST

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You say you share your story but your feed is empty.

2026-08-20 14:54:32 CEST

Don't tell me you're sorry. I don't care how you feel. I want you to actively apologise.

2026-08-20 14:38:26 CEST

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For the last time. Good morning.

2026-08-20 14:38:02 CEST

I tried this whole GM protocol for a couple of days and it does doesn't do anything for me. If it works for you then cool. But I'm built differently. At least now I know.
And with GN it went even worse. [joy_emoji]

2026-08-20 14:35:12 CEST

Donald Trump will be remembered as the president who brought the 40-trillion national debt to the US.

2026-08-20 11:58:58 CEST

Here's the deal. If my nsec gets stolen because of the client then I'm gonna leave and never return. You guys cannot hope for Nostr mass adoption with shenanigans like that.
Also. I did try to find the Amber app but it's not in Aurora Store. The onboarding of this all is too pro-hacker level.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2026-08-19 17:18:47 CEST

Crossshaped object.
#nevent1q…ytxw

2026-08-19 15:59:55 CEST

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Womp womp.

2026-08-19 15:58:55 CEST

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It's the last time we're letting you visit a weird island.

2026-08-19 15:58:09 CEST

Never doubt yourself. It will confuse right-wing nuts.

2026-08-19 11:00:32 CEST

I expect systemic help for the poor because I am sure as hell not gonna do it. But I can pay my taxes to that end. That's my deal.

2026-08-19 10:58:33 CEST

You know this agentic sycophant praising your every fart? That's not me. I'm more of a Cutting Through Bullshit as a Service.

2026-08-19 00:28:18 CEST

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I was in a similar situation today.

2026-08-18 22:11:04 CEST

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So. Like. Everyone has the same email?

2026-08-18 22:10:00 CEST

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Petrodollar was on its way out for at least a couple of recent years. This here is more like a ceremony.

2026-08-18 22:09:06 CEST

When I have a discussion and someone replies and says that he asked Claude then I fucking leave the discussion. If I wanted to talk to a fucking black box I would use the one I have at work. I don't need human agents for that.

2026-08-18 12:19:25 CEST

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We need more #smolweb.

2026-08-18 00:21:02 CEST

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Daphne 😢

2026-08-17 16:11:46 CEST

I would forbid rich people from owning bunkers. Let them feel the breath on their necks and act accordingly.

2026-08-16 20:25:10 CEST

ENJOY THE NOISE

2026-08-16 16:57:12 CEST

People will always confuse moderation with censorship.