Chris ÁBRÁHÁM

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2026-03-29 19:55:52 CEST

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Yeah but nobody ever voted for Trump because he was ever in other man or in every man or a beer drinking American. I mean he's never been anything then what he is. People knew him when he was grabbing people by the kitty, when they knew that he owned Miss teenage America, they knew he lived in moralago, they knew he married a former supermodel who had erotic ties, they knew he loved on his daughter, they knew everything about him including the gold toilets.

2026-03-29 17:28:19 CEST

I’m amazed that child abuse has suddenly become a major issue for the left to wield against the right.: https://chrisa.org/2026/03/29/im-amazed-that-child-abuse.html

2026-03-11 18:23:07 CET

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why can't it be both?

2026-03-05 20:56:46 CET

Trump fires Kristi Noem as DHS chief, names Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her https://www.npr.org/2026/03/05/nx-s1-5667546/kristi-noem-homeland-security-fired

2026-01-27 23:46:51 CET

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I assume you're saying that to @npub1ax9…8tmg

2026-01-15 12:11:48 CET

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Damn, 42!

2026-01-09 15:22:27 CET

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One thing that people are quickly going to realize is that everything that we've painted as despotism and dictatorships and so forth end up actually being the complete will of the people who are "tired of all their bullshit I wish they would stop we've been very patient and now they just need to fucking go away."
Once everybody realizes that dictatorship and despotism are just code for "get the fuck away from me you fucking insane piece of shit" then things will change.

2026-01-09 12:04:37 CET

I have deep admiration for activists who get their steps in while saving the world. I honestly wonder if Strava’s backend starts to notice: thousands of users all moving down the same streets at the same time. Does it flag a protest the way it flags a marathon? Because in 2026, if it’s not logged, it didn’t happen. Even revolution wants kudos.
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2026-01-01 17:14:19 CET

True but I also think he looks like Asmongold https://noauthority.social/@Doubledanel/115820698839533459
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2025-08-03 16:30:10 CEST

Chipotle Says Gloomy Consumers Are Buying Fewer Burritos https://www.wsj.com/business/earnings/chipotle-earnings-decline-on-lower-same-store-sales-bcbb4a96?st=4Xppak

2025-04-17 00:15:35 CEST

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Ever since journalists have become open advocates for sides, they've also become target acquired as enemy combatants and not magic unicorns anymore.

2025-01-11 17:54:03 CET

A putschist is a person who participates in a putsch, which is an attempt to overthrow a government by force. The word can also be used as an adjective to describe someone or something related to a putsch.

2024-12-02 14:54:21 CET

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Hopefully Trump. That would be classy. And the J6 people.

2024-11-26 09:42:33 CET

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Let me know how it goes

2024-11-23 16:51:31 CET

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since I am a snowflake, it doesn't really need to be that offensive at all.

2024-11-19 12:57:02 CET

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That's so FT. I hope these feel good to say because each time they say them they continue to erode their credibility.
No desire to see what the establishment technocrats did wrong but: Hitler, Caligula, Mussolini, Stalin, Stasi, Lenin, Pol Pot, Caesar, etc etc etc.

2024-11-18 16:13:12 CET

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I mean, the flaw of DEMOCRACY is that even bad decisions are valid as are regressive and anachronistic and even superstitious. It's often very much, "pay attention to me!" Even 2016 could have been prevented if the Dems didn't run the country like an HOA.

2024-11-18 16:03:38 CET

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that feels entitled. Haven't the people spoken?

2024-11-18 10:24:59 CET

Bernie Bros are all MAGA now. This is all a lot like when parliamentary governments create necessary alliance between strange bedfellows so as to build the kind of majorities that can win governments. The Populist Left and Right are not in love, they're married only to build a powerful alliance—like royal families and aristocrats often do.

2024-11-18 09:59:49 CET

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Doesn't the voting for Donald Trump prove that democracy is alive and well? How do you define democracy?

2024-09-11 03:19:06 CEST

My only comment is that Harris sounds nervous. She sounds rattled.

2024-09-08 02:08:19 CEST

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funny. Harris and Biden are also on strings. Just different strings. Or maybe the same strings.

2024-09-08 01:53:08 CEST

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makes sense to me. And to many. So much lawfare and dodgy shit. Vengeance sounds pretty logical.

2024-09-02 11:54:41 CEST

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Never a truer thing ever said. I use regex every day since the 90s and have still only scratched the surface and really have no clue.

2024-08-30 20:29:56 CEST

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check mt work and let know if I am right or wrong

2024-08-30 16:16:33 CEST

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it's 50% Good Omens and 50% American Gods! :)

2024-08-30 13:53:42 CEST

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it starts a little campy, beautiful lady, as Jeff Goldblum camps it up as Zeus but it gets Dark aka American Gods pretty quickly.

2024-08-28 18:00:55 CEST

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yes. And at 54, I think I am hanging up the labia maybe a little young. But, I think my neurodivergence really doesn't have a lot of that in my brains. I sound like a cunt myself, but
> "the juice isn't worth the squeeze."

2024-08-28 10:43:48 CEST

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what if it were woke or queer instead of incel. It’s all so insulting. It’s all so dehumanizing

2024-08-24 20:30:40 CEST

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everyone on Earth is being cucked by Elon.

2024-08-24 02:47:47 CEST

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Those researchers must not have had any friends or friendships when they were kids to need to discover this.

2024-08-24 01:59:29 CEST

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Where does the money to repair, clean, and service toilets come from?

2024-08-22 14:16:07 CEST

I never knew the history of Kilroy Was Here—so fascinating!
> Kilroy Was Here: The Inside Joke of WWII Soldiers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x_-iCCD_0gU&si=tfbI7imiJI8HH6KF
> Like everyone else on this planet, I love memes. From funny cat pictures to the latest viral trends, memes are a universal language of humor.
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2024-08-16 16:04:25 CEST

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I was a bike courier and the street has always been fine by me.
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2024-08-15 20:39:55 CEST

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I mean, there was never Romney Derangement Syndrome

2024-08-15 17:03:05 CEST

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2024-08-13 20:35:25 CEST

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2024-08-01 00:08:36 CEST

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no matter what could have happened you’d think the same thing.

2024-07-31 14:36:58 CEST

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My ex was 5'4" too but she was such a badass that sometimes I thought she was taller than me and I'm 6'3"!
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2024-07-31 14:17:14 CEST

Does height actually matter for United States President—for women?
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2024-07-06 20:13:24 CEST

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I only see all the stupid fucking Ukraine flags everywhere. Most people don't give a fuck about anything beyond their next paycheck and their next hit of dopamine. So, the frothing might even be bots but it's enough to make DC believe it has the will of the vocal minority.
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2024-05-25 16:22:46 CEST

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I shower with my watch and it gets soaped and I bathe with Dawn soap so it should be fine. I wore NATO/Zulu straps and it's never been a problem but it's super easy to remove. It Velcros to itself around the spring bars.
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2024-05-25 16:08:58 CEST

In case you were wondering, the Garmin UltraFit Nylon Strap (26 mm) is a game-changer for my Garmin Instinct 2X Solar Tactical. It's like butter.
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