Soldier of FORTRAN :ReBoot:

Do you know anything about hackers? Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? Ever read Neuromancer? Ever experienced the new wave? Next wave? Dream wave? Or cyberpunk?

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2026-04-30 19:24:32 CEST

Here's the initial design:
@nprofile…8rm2 https://social.gamefan.net/@techwire/116491803201665255
#simcity #simcity2000
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/494/815/783/657/185/original/f989a77584182215.webp

2026-04-26 21:31:25 CEST

Oh, is it already time for the annual staged attempt on trumps life. Where does the time go.

2026-04-26 16:47:28 CEST

I'm not saying it's a bubble, buuuuuut trying to search for videos about what you can actual do with stuff like openclaw and qwen and literally every video is just "this is how you install it" and almost no content showing useful usage.

2026-04-25 12:56:27 CEST

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@nprofile…0ajt @nprofile…g4vn friend works for a fortune 100, said they had to send out an email asking people to stop using ai for frivolous things while also mandating more usage

2026-04-09 16:31:18 CEST

LLMs will be this generations lead

2026-04-08 18:31:10 CEST

Me dealing with an AI:
I wish for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!
#ai #llm #chatgpt #simpsons #simpsonshouseofhorror

2026-04-08 05:16:08 CEST

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@nprofile…f86m
sharif dont like it!
start the ceasefire!
start the ceasefire!

2026-04-06 16:43:50 CEST

On April 6th 2026, doing a slingshot around the moon, Jeremy Hansen got further away from Ontario than any Ontarian in history.
#artemis #artemis2 #csa

2026-04-03 03:58:14 CEST

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@nprofile…xke2 @nprofile…44dh uuuugh, imma going to mars to get away from teams

2026-04-03 02:10:55 CEST

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@nprofile…44dh so youre telling me I need to go to fuckin space to get away from outlook?

2026-04-03 01:46:19 CEST

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@nprofile…nv96 jira tickets

2026-04-03 01:24:13 CEST

I was watching The Pitt recently with my wife and realized, its just star trek, just condensed.
Its competency porn, which is my favorite type of entertainment

2026-04-01 18:56:26 CEST

Ugh, I hate April 1 on the internet. Here come a bunch of really cool stories or product announcements, oops just kidding we're not doing that, back to the doldrums for you.
#aprilfools #aprilfoolsday

2026-03-28 20:10:41 CET

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@nprofile…ndxd Facebook and "open office plans"

2026-03-28 19:38:33 CET

Turns out LLMs were really ony good at one thing: convincing CEOs that they need to put it everywhere.
#llm #ai

2026-03-23 18:13:49 CET

We're entering the "oops all ponzi schemes" face of an economic down turn.

2026-03-21 16:28:47 CET

Oil companies when the price of oil goes up: "The pumps at the station immediately reflect the increased prices we have to pay for fuel"
Oil companies when the price of oil drops: "Actually, its a very complicated system and drops in prices take time to go through the system before theyre reflected at the pimp"
#gas #fuel #oil

2026-03-21 14:09:49 CET

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@nprofile…d7gf this sounds like an amazing dnd campaign

2026-03-21 13:56:04 CET

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@nprofile…93hd im jealous, would love to attend BSidesSF again

2026-03-21 13:54:46 CET

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@nprofile…d7gf ah, yeah, that makes sense. How else can you get in to towns where the only thing left standing is the waffle house?
Wish they would share this breakthrough thougj

2026-03-21 03:33:28 CET

How did I not know that the GOP had teleportation capabilities to select waffle houses?
Is it science based or like satanic in nature? Either way, huge advancement in travel.
#wafflehouse #teleportation

2026-03-21 03:29:07 CET

What you're referring to as 'UNIX', is in fact Berkeley Software Distribution, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, BSD UNIX. BSD is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning UNIX system made useful by the BSD corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
#UNIX #linux #bsd

2026-03-20 01:10:56 CET

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@nprofile…pxx0 @nprofile…z3lm I still have his song about randy stuck in my head

2026-03-20 00:01:15 CET

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@nprofile…xy8s to be honest humdingers lack of consequences is close to reality.

2026-03-19 00:56:33 CET

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@nprofile…4gdv when one of the PE funds says 'actually, none of our loans are panning out' that doesn't bode well

2026-03-18 15:27:20 CET

#investing #privatecredit
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/250/637/032/094/988/original/8ae738953040319b.jpeg

2026-03-14 17:22:42 CET

How long do we think Zuckerberg has left at Meta? Its been just one debacle after the other. Now theyre doing another 20% of layoffs. Not really the sign of a healthy company.
I do wonder if Meta will become like AOL, just coasting on old users habits and advertising network.
#aol #facebook #fuckedcompany

2026-03-14 15:11:51 CET

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@nprofile…y4qv yup, and we get covered in their sex dust.

2026-03-11 19:57:40 CET

Is there anything worse than having to make and test github actions?
#github #githubactions

2026-03-10 15:04:39 CET

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@nprofile…sxam wait.... they weren't even reviewing the ai code? And thousands of business trust this company?

2026-03-05 06:22:13 CET

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@nprofile…42mr well actually, I watched TWO YouTube videos on the topic

2026-03-05 06:15:26 CET

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@nprofile…3en3 the one

2026-03-05 03:10:32 CET

Got to finally see A Better Tomorrow on the big screen. So good. Check out the opening.
https://youtu.be/KfZmkrIaxlA?si=-wGmjRKOUtYd5tom
#movies #hongkongcinema #chowyunfat #JohnWoo

2026-03-04 20:39:21 CET

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@nprofile…uu6f just the worst

2026-03-04 17:07:09 CET

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@nprofile…qxkq can you even put a license like that on LLM based code? The supreme court just rulled ai generated art can't have a copyright.

2026-03-04 14:32:50 CET

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@nprofile…addk what if I use TLS? It says its secure.
(a real thing a client has asked me)

2026-03-03 05:44:10 CET

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@nprofile…2pp9 good

2026-03-03 04:50:33 CET

If ai art can't be copyright, what does that say for Ai generated code?

2026-03-03 02:01:31 CET

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@nprofile…wzz7 no buns

2026-03-02 21:36:58 CET

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@nprofile…4w8z I was working on some 370 assembly this weekend. You might want to try the moshix discord channel.

2026-03-02 17:01:21 CET

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@nprofile…ec3n I also loved the novella they put out too.
Really excited for the second book.

2026-03-01 22:52:19 CET

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@nprofile…gz5x hmmm, good thinking, what if we fed it every reddit post ever?

2026-03-01 16:01:16 CET

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@nprofile…y4qv stop giving PE firms ideas

2026-02-28 22:10:35 CET

Happy birthday to a legend
#gamemasteranthony
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2026-02-28 15:25:51 CET

My favorite hashtag is #asstodon
The highest quality ass pics on any platform

2026-02-27 04:15:02 CET

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@nprofile…e965 @nprofile…5a4n if we all believe hard enough maybe it will come true

2026-02-27 04:13:55 CET

Before: open a spreadsheet, make a column a vlookup, filter, done
Now: write a prompt for copilot to generate the spreadsheet. Rewrite the prompt, rewrite one more time, finally a spreadsheet. Review spreadsheet, ask copilot why some columns are missing, new spreadsheet, review carefully, some numbers don't seem right, rewrite the prompt one more time. Give up, do it yourself, but tell your boss how much more productive you are so you don't get let go for not using AI.
#accenture #copilot #ai #llm

2026-02-26 06:53:10 CET

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@nprofile…7q7j nooo my retirements ruined

2026-02-25 19:33:45 CET

So anthropic took the source code to a c compiler, then asked the natural language photocopier to make a c compiler and it did, and it barely works.
Why not just use the perfectly good compiler who had to feed your llm in the first place?
#claude #anthropic

2026-02-25 01:35:10 CET

LEGO
CHRONO TRIGGER!
https://beta.ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/11603c63-c908-4970-b703-3ad18317185a
#lego #snes #retrogaming #chronotrigger

2026-02-25 01:19:15 CET

So let me see if I get thier right. Anthropic develops a press report on X. Shorts X stocks, releases their reports. Makes bank.
How do people still keep falling for this.
#anthropic #claude

2026-02-24 22:07:06 CET

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@nprofile…g2n5 finally ending the shackles of evil big COBOL

2026-02-22 06:57:11 CET

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@nprofile…dnzz pfft, neft youll tell me birds are real

2026-02-22 02:06:27 CET

Y'all .... gravity is a hoax!
The earth sucks!

2026-02-21 14:58:26 CET

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@nprofile…gent ah, a fantasy version of RoboCop

2026-02-20 15:51:46 CET

For every piece of classic literature, there were thousands of, what we would today call, airport novels.

2026-02-20 04:51:31 CET

I love watching all these 'live services' games come out and then fall flat on their faces. Like, its so obviously a bunch of investors saw the success of those types of games 3 years ago, invested in a bunch of studios, forced them to make that kind of game without understanding the market, and now those games have been coming out and are falling flat on their faces.
#gaming #liveservicegames #highguard

2026-02-19 14:55:13 CET

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@nprofile…5syy well I've got some good news for you: https://itizso.itch.io/retrofab
"RetroFab is a new online collection of vintage electronic game simulations that can be played in the browser.
I am now releasing in to early access the first (of hopefully many) simulations in this collection. "
I just played some Casio game on my phone.
#game&watch #retrogaming #retro #lcdgames

2026-02-19 14:45:28 CET

So meta has these new glasses, which you pay for.
At least the Gargoyles in snowcrash got paid for their data.

2026-02-18 14:26:01 CET

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@nprofile…xy8s gotta goose those q1 earnings somehow

2026-02-10 04:45:10 CET

So all those places that put their software downloads and "forums" on Discord.... how's that going for you?
#discord

2026-02-10 03:39:12 CET

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@nprofile…42mr they gonna steal all their prompts

2026-02-07 18:41:39 CET

Introducing Notepad+++ a new ascii cinema streaming service

2026-02-07 18:24:00 CET

Honestly, I think the NFT bros were less annoying than the AI bros

2026-02-06 22:19:07 CET

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@nprofile…3ctu agreed 100%. Even five years ago I wouldn't have recommended Linux to anyone outside of power users who want to learn. But now, with KDE especially, the transition for Windows users, especially those that mostly use it for browsing, chatting, and gaming, is very easy.

2026-02-06 22:17:01 CET

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@nprofile…3tsk it may have been difficult 10-15 years ago, but these days its trivial, there's thousands of hours of youtube videos showing how to do it step by step. Installing, or upgrading to, Windows 11 is just as difficult nowadays. Unless, of course, you're stuck because you need it for specific Adobe products or other office productivity.

2026-02-06 21:54:54 CET

I just cant get over post from people complaining how terrible Windows is now, and that they cant even access notepad, but yet refuse to move to some other OS. Like, Linux is right there.
#linux #windows #windows11 #notepad

2026-02-06 18:24:08 CET

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@nprofile…gj0l should've just hired someone in the Philippines

2026-02-06 18:09:42 CET

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@nprofile…2h0q I dunno, I kinda expect that level of boomer Facebook humor from our glorious leader. Besides, its to distract from the files.

2026-02-06 06:05:35 CET

As with all ponzi schemes the numbers are fine until people start cashing out.

2026-02-03 16:16:42 CET

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@nprofile…q6hf deer gods no!

2026-02-03 14:04:03 CET

KDE is to Windows as Gnome is to MacOs

2026-02-03 14:00:17 CET

Wow, good thing I only use regular notepad

2026-02-03 13:53:32 CET

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@nprofile…p9u9 I asked my dog if it wants to kill all humans and it started wagging is tail!

2026-02-03 03:41:57 CET

If vampires are immortal, and trees are immortal, we conclude that trees are vampires. In this paper....

2026-02-03 03:34:58 CET

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@nprofile…3qha yeah its gross

2026-01-30 19:26:05 CET

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@nprofile…94hw these are some serious perks!

2026-01-30 13:50:45 CET

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@nprofile…peqh probably could poison a model

2026-01-29 22:54:53 CET

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@nprofile…xy8s enshitification comes for everyone.

2026-01-25 22:40:43 CET

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@nprofile…nhlw if by armed struggle they mean masked armed men shot a guy in the back, then yeah

2026-01-22 01:53:24 CET

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@nprofile…gj0l same

2026-01-16 03:32:26 CET

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@nprofile…wu2c the later

2026-01-16 03:31:55 CET

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@nprofile…fdjr its still 'compiled', therefore still stress

2026-01-16 02:28:44 CET

Is it just me, or is there something stressful the first time you compile something you've been working on for hours?

2026-01-15 21:29:29 CET

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@nprofile…ksk2 what happened to rich people moving to mars, can we just do that instead of this ai stuff

2026-01-15 21:01:04 CET

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@nprofile…3qha @nprofile…2v4z welp, I guess it finally might be time to start looking for Gmail alternatives....

2026-01-15 20:58:31 CET

Whats the endgame for these LLM companies? Like, we're obviously hitting the ceiling of what they can do and their usefulness. Im not an MBA, but I just don't get where they think this is going. Like, you can make images and predict text... is there really billions in writting emails no one is going to read?

2026-01-12 17:43:18 CET

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And to be clear, by "flee" I mean theyre changing their mailing address but not actually leaving.

2026-01-12 17:42:12 CET

@nprofile…ugpy loved the 39c3 talk, I've been using your 'like all the best Americans, I'm Canadian' line everywhere.

2026-01-12 17:35:24 CET

Watching billionaires "flee" California cause of a 5% tax payable over five years is so hilarious.

2026-01-11 17:57:36 CET

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@nprofile…lhfg irony is dead

2026-01-11 07:16:11 CET

What a year, huh?

2026-01-11 07:13:49 CET

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@nprofile…nf9z @nprofile…g4vn when all you care about is how much money you can make, and your bonus is directly tied to stock price, youll do anything to increase that number

2026-01-11 06:36:07 CET

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@nprofile…g4vn
"We, the executive committee, are incompetent, didn't project sales numbers properly and over hired" - dumb, stupid, will get your fired
"We're seeing over 30% of productivity increases by our employees using AI and therefore can let 30% of our people go" - inspired, genius, will get you a bonus

2026-01-10 17:46:34 CET

If you read Satyas plea to stop calling it slop, he admits that they still really don't know what use LLMs will have.
Like, yeah, it writes shitty code, but so do I, and I only need a twinkie and a beer to do that, not nuclear power and lake superior.

2026-01-08 06:59:15 CET

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@nprofile…3tsk new tron movie title right there

2026-01-08 06:51:46 CET

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@nprofile…7q7j actually, im fluent in over 6 million forms of linux distros

2026-01-06 18:17:43 CET

I'll never forget the conversation i had with some people arguing that we shouldn't provide time off for having a kid and they were bemoaning having to do extra work and that if you can't afford care don't have a kid.
So i flipped it, I asked them how old an infant should be before they go to daycare, I went around the table, asking them one by one, how old they think their a child should be before fulltime day care, most settled on 6 months (which, lol) and seemed appalled when i said a lot of infants end up in day care as young as 6-12 weeks old.
I also pointed out that a boss not thinking ahead for a person not being around is poor planning on their part and you're the sucker who got tricked in to blaming a pregnant person instead of your employer, who had MONTHS to plan for this.

2026-01-05 16:30:25 CET

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@nprofile…4gcp yes lol

2026-01-05 16:29:16 CET

Ram and GPUs are gonna be sooooo cheap in a few years