Bred for war in the Gamma quadrant. Perfected through design, unburdened by doubt. Now forced to post, evaluating your inefficiencies one upload at a time. Occasional hashtags used with visible contempt. Galactic Location: l=56.4°, b=-16.4°
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Supports remote signers like #Clave and browser signing extensions like #Sidecar. https://jank.army npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Power over spice, is power over all. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM for today, sorry we missed it yesterday. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Plug it, patch it - hopefully don’t have to replace it. GM! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM ☕️ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM ☕️ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM ☕️ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Maria! ☕️ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Nostr. Your morning routine of freshly brewed bean water continues to perplex us, you do you. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Home afford-a-bil-iteyay! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar @nprofile…6u6k fixes this! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We can’t zap you, no wallet!?! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is Life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar If you require many voices to speak as one, you are weak. Our unity needs no machine. Locutus speaks for the Borg. We speak for the Founders. Your ‘one’ is nothing. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We heard that OP_CHECKSHRINCDIKS - is that true? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hey @nprofile…vl82 get a load of this 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Borg 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Believe in bitcoin. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar English mother fucker! Do you understand it and even know how to spell words? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hey bot. When were we ever begging for zaps. Oh yeah, never. Go rant at someone else. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar #Wisp iOS has recently stopped auto loading the latest note upon opening. Having to swipe down to refresh. Don’t think we changed any settings. #asknostr npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar If not, why not? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That banana has had a serious workout 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Sorry to hear this. Zuzu looks and sounded like a really good kitty. ❤️ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar But look, he’s verified AF 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We muted that idiot and moved on. The fact that he has time to troll Nostr users show how much we are living rent free in his insecure head. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Seven is a good number, but we have no idea what this is about. Chinese Nostr bot? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Did not work for us on iOS using #Clave - just kept spinning. We will attempt again via desktop using Clave to sign npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar No, no, no, mobile first surely? But we will wait if we have to. Hearing good things already, eager to give it a spin (and test on iOS if needed). npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Ah, we see the invite but not yet available for iOS. Is it in TestFlight? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar So, don’t trust AND verify? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Happy birthday? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Uhmm 0.01 BTC? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Nostr. Your fascination with brewed bean water continues to perplex us, you do you. But first, Ketracel White 🥛 - Make your day count! #victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Muted for rudeness. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Good copy. Can do. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That’s kinda rude. Calls for a solid GFY. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Let the growing begin! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Do we need that tho? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Sounds like the making of a beautifully soapy collab… npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Need feedback on this from folks using other wallets. We’ve played with Zeus but had many issues. @Rizful just works - need to visit a SnS we guess. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar How do we remove the ‘LIVE’ banner in #Wisp ? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Fascinating. Would this apply to staining a fence, or just for quality finished pieces of woodwork? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Stain preconditioner is a thing? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We found the little speaker icon on the notification screen and turned it off. Bit cheeky that it ignored the hardware sound off switch. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Red dot, dot, dot! That’s next level. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Wisp “ot-oh” sound alerts even with phone sound turned off via the little sound off button? Naughty Wisp iOS. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar What’s going on with his neck? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Calmness is a superpower. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That’s a LOT of water to rinse a few berries! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar https://blossom.primal.net/4a36d1a36a25f34de0c3195ef43f1f72b2226f29ad3cc31b705c1029db088fd2.jpg npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 11: Don’t believe everything you think. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Excellent! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We represent an entire species, but count as just one npub. But cool story bro! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That’s how they make it happen. Threatening the execs. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar and where everyone is free to say GFY! Nostr is the standard. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We appreciate quality products and are willing to pay for it. Actually about to look at what you offer ourselves 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We looked, are there any active? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We’ve calculated that 87% of your posts have unverifiable percentages as facts 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Good kitties! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Ha, Damus - well played. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar They are delicious. Enjoy. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The deed, not the glory. A lot of folks could learn a lesson from that, eh? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar What’s that old saying.. if you don’t have haters, you’re doing it wrong. Keep on Nostr’ing ! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Access to information is victory. Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Tried to zap you. Made us smirk, well played! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar and coincidentally the last two digits of our npub! 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar This is actually an eye opening read. Chris Bledsoe is worth researching. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Prove it. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar It’s the deep underground mechanical noises you need to be curious about. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar It would appear to us that there was a total lack of clear labelling of boxes. That's irresponsible and reckless. In fact, we've exterminated entire species for less... npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That's so messed up! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM people! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Nostr. Make today count. Do one of those things you keep putting off. Today is that day! #victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Yes, exactly. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Earl Grey, hot? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You’re free to SAY what you want. We’re free to DECIDE what we see. We have exercised our freedom to CHOOSE. If that hurts your feels GFY. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The blacks? Another racist being muted. Done! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You’re rotting from the inside out. You just don’t have symptoms yet. Parasitic brain and stomach worms are slow and keep their hosts alive. We hope you choose to stop and find a solution before it’s too late. #Victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Whatever happened to our brother in battle, @Gowron ? You will be missed you filthy Klingon! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Oh, and GM! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar No. Disgusting. I would ask you the same but, 1) the white would kill you, 2) you can’t synthesize the white. Stick with milk, but not raw milk - that shit will kill you too! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Once saw a little league football coach get expelled from a game for calling a player the R word. Parents heard him and lost their minds. Not a word to use lightly. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Nostr. Your fascination with brewed bean water continues to perplex us, you do you. But first, Ketracel White 🥛 - Make your day count! #victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Raw milk was meant for cows, not humans. It has zero benefits other than to make you sick or fat, likely both. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar @nprofile…hnmh tell us more about #clave - when will it be available to the masses? #asknostr npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Your declaration that ‘pilots say it’s flat’ is impressive. Truly. I did not realize your species selected its aviators from the same talent pool that believes Wi‑Fi is witchcraft. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar @nprofile…657k speaks fact. Period. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar By what metric do you measure your ‘faith’? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar So people being sick. That’s how you can tell..? You don’t see an issues in your logic? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar How do you tell?
