I'm a rebel, baby. I'm revolting.
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I would rather use the time to contemplate the nature of life¹ and to create new, daring art². npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Can everyone chill out a little complaining about #theforkiverse? You're sounding a little like "I'm going to build a wall around Mastodon. And I'm going to get Twitter to pay for it!" npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Are your ears part of your face? npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Feeling really stressed and overwhelmed with a lot of things right now. I'll go for a quick bike ride to clear my head. 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I'm going to stay up and see in the new year. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Can we all agree to get rid of this idea of stripping dual-nationality Britons of their citizenship? npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku What were your cultural highlights of 2025? npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku It breaks my heart to say this, but if what's going on in America teaches us anything it's that highlighting how much a politician hates minorities isn't enough to stop the majority from voting for them. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku The book that impacted me the most this past year was Chris van Tulleken's Ultra-Processed People. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku I do not know why my country, Nigeria, has caught Trump's eye. Obviously I'm not buying his lie that he's a crusader for Christianity, but I suspect that that might be something to do with it. The US Right has held Nigeria up as an example of the "Christian genocide" for years, so maybe he's playing to that crowd. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Keanu Reeves is Asian-American?! npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku You see a spider in your house, crawling along the floor. It's average-size, not a monstrous facehugger or anything like that. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku RE: https://mastodon.world/@davidnjoku/110589862322652999 npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Filling out my self assessment tax return, and here's one of the questions: npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku I don't deserve this. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku I was chatting with a Black friend of Jamaican heritage. She was appalled that a Nigerian she'd met knew next to nothing about slavery. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku I'm curious as to how typical my family and I are compared to other people living in modern rich countries. Would you mind answering the following questions? npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku I'm listening to a podcast (Criminal, since you ask) and in it a policeman says that most people don't know their car's licence plate number. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku To all the Brits¹, Europeans, Australians, Japanese and Koreans who are outraged at the new ridiculous requirements for visiting the US, I have one simple question: npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Hate to say this, but America is now fully an evil country.¹ npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Congratulations Lando Norris on becoming the #F1 World Champion. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku My 11 year old son wets the bed. As his parent, it's a pain in the arse. But I try not to make him feel bad about it, cos I know that it's partly genetic, passed from father to son. I used to wet the bed too, and I've told him so. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku A parent who was worried about their daughter mixing with trans children sued the Girls Guides which is why the organisation no longer accepts trans kids. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku This really pisses me off. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku I value politeness. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in America. I hope you're surrounded by people who love you and who you love. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Two times over the past week, white women have commented to me about how articulate I am. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Hear me out, hear me out: Replace juries with magic 8-balls. Whaddya think? npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku What the actual fuck?! npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Wow, you guys must have been there for years. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Do you remember where in Nigeria you guys lived? npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku I found your post really touching - especially what your mum said to you. I know exactly what she meant. And I still have that voice at the back of my mind whenever I'm standing up to occupy my rightful space. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku What parts of your life do you not post about - not because of privacy or decency or anything like that, but just because it doesn't align with your online 'brand'. To qualify, it obviously has to be something that other people post a lot about. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku In the movie Eyes Wide Shut, did Tom Cruise take his clothes off? I'm curious, but not curious enough to rewatch the film, since I remember it not being great. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku One thing that I hate about the immigration debate in the West is the idea of the "useful immigrant". We pillage the developing world for its doctors and nurses, but try to leave everyone else there to die in ill health. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku This being Mastodon there's a good chance that I like AI more than you do. That's OK. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku Being part of an institution is the best way to watch demographic change. npub1jmc3x77c9xq7gfkc0nd6el9ttkymqdac3y3qqkkuvjcg3vd7rwdsswugn3 David Njoku If ever you wanted to know how much capitalism warps our humanity, consider this: Around 800,000 people in the UK are so sick that they cannot work. 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