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2026-07-31 13:31:36 UTC

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I thought the code was not open source?

2026-07-22 15:43:29 UTC

What’s with all the normies around me harping on about AI data centers dirtying up all the water? Is this the same fud they threw on bitcoiners years ago? If so, where is the lie?
It’s currently the talk of the town around me

2026-06-24 14:29:19 UTC

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Farmers also enter the chat

2026-06-24 00:58:27 UTC

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likely

2026-05-23 16:49:24 UTC

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Use plenty of fine sawdust and it doesn’t smell at all

2026-05-16 12:01:08 UTC

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GM! I bet mine are ripe, thanks for reminding me!
We like to make fruit leather out of them

2026-05-04 13:41:20 UTC

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I’ve been told that consuming seed oils is what causes you to burn. Dunno if it’s true, but I don’t burn anymore either after eliminating them from my diet

2026-04-12 04:25:05 UTC

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Who is this?

2026-04-03 18:10:43 UTC

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Yeah those are good, gates of Athens is my favorite by him

2026-04-03 04:28:43 UTC

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If you like Bernard Cornwell you will like Conn Iggulden

2026-04-02 19:11:43 UTC

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I hate to be that guy but the books are 10milli times mo betta

2026-03-19 05:03:43 UTC

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Genuinely hurts my heart

2026-03-15 00:29:52 UTC

Outchea chippin’ away
https://image.nostr.build/b33c79c9baa8bd8f6b09142d5b408a66e70445c8b9afcf0f7412768582474ad8.jpg

2026-03-10 00:27:34 UTC

https://youtu.be/LHizzpvA-yI?si=4h-J-2pCi1pTEFNH

2026-03-05 12:59:50 UTC

died in his prime
https://image.nostr.build/596b3c33f038f96b8e2e6d7eb073c88ae67d29827085008bf14fd7f6688bb632.jpg

2026-02-20 20:28:59 UTC

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I watched that yesterday

2026-02-18 03:26:02 UTC

First baby goat born on the property
https://image.nostr.build/51a5d42b0a943707d04f8c74203f6fcf12a3768a4a88aa9eea745600c0987d33.jpg

2026-02-07 05:13:33 UTC

Hey nostriches you guys are my only point of contact with the internet these days so I have to ask y’all, y are so many normies suddenly asking me about the Epstein files? Something smells psyopy

2026-02-02 13:17:00 UTC

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It’s crazy what folks throw away!

2026-02-02 13:15:55 UTC

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Will zap if you find the recipe!

2026-02-02 13:01:43 UTC

I work at a steakhouse and recently started making sausage out of all the scraps that usually go straight into the trash.
This is about a month of scraps. It yielded me 40 pounds of sausage and 4 quarts of tallow.
Do any of y’all have any good sausage recipes? This is almost all jalapeño cheddar
https://image.nostr.build/f4f89307e5d426b755775ddd810015b2c4376ceea26a5ec5da98bfbc8c772202.jpg

2026-01-30 01:50:09 UTC

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bullish

2026-01-25 03:50:22 UTC

TIL that Copernicus was the first person to formulate the quantity theory of money
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2026-01-18 22:31:26 UTC

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Tune out, work the orchard instead

2026-01-14 20:02:20 UTC

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My wife has that book, she read it years ago but I do remember she liked it

2026-01-01 05:16:26 UTC

Happy new year Nostriches, luv u guys

2025-12-21 16:42:57 UTC

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I lived in shipka for awhile. Stumbled on a bunch of folks doing this once

2025-12-18 04:32:33 UTC

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Francis Mallmann has entered the chat

2025-12-15 02:33:41 UTC

I’m taking the time to burn the ends of my corner posts this year. Hopefully me nor the little fella will have to replace them in our lifetimes
https://blossom.primal.net/fb3a2d080da9828e792b481dd791eec5b33927b156dbcd35d9993c74a5572117.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/d6995077d71b530b9409f3de3abae6a3f95cebee2087a7c62ce5ceb74c3e7911.jpg

2025-12-07 14:07:01 UTC

big ass oyster mushroom
https://blossom.primal.net/c4d6eed375ad9c85ab5aaf2071a8963b167a3b6ebc0c18c27655121e91e404e6.mov

2025-12-06 21:39:31 UTC

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we chillin .

2025-12-04 14:36:39 UTC

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My wife ruined mine, it’s atrocious

2025-12-04 01:16:30 UTC

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dam u subconscious

2025-12-03 19:29:48 UTC

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Fair, Sydney Sweeney then. And maybe a leftie like AOC

2025-12-03 17:53:31 UTC

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Same, influencers are now a thing of the past

2025-12-03 15:34:36 UTC

This angel lived right down the road from my house
https://youtu.be/Dmla5mZ1fXU?si=5BO1xn94Uew_CBUb

2025-12-03 15:09:35 UTC

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Any good citadel needs a few horses. Necessary workers in certain situations

2025-12-03 04:36:51 UTC

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When I try some, I’ll put it on nostr if it’s good and send ya some!

2025-12-03 04:35:52 UTC

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Noted, thanks!

2025-12-02 19:28:41 UTC

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Everyday

2025-12-02 16:50:40 UTC

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I found a bunch of yaupon holly trees on my property recently & I’m thinking about trying them for caffeine instead of coffee
#nevent1q…6dn6

2025-12-01 03:27:59 UTC

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Sounds like you should continue to pursue that. butchering is a great skill, (especially in this economy) I’d also love to get better. Pros are indeed much quicker & cleaner with their cuts than I am

2025-12-01 03:25:02 UTC

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Lolz nah, this is our yearly supply. It’s good though, jalapeño cheddar

2025-11-30 21:19:35 UTC

Just spent the last 48 hours grinding, encasing & smoking deer sausage.
Many a sats stacked
https://image.nostr.build/f2e82ab509dace712e6d6b1f4870156a8eb73d070d10ef43748ff67c8c05e0f9.jpg

2025-11-25 14:21:15 UTC

GM, Mary I of England looked just like Greta
https://image.nostr.build/77e1618b0a3c3617a9b4c8542c9d93989e7c1ffae0ebbb71b0c7a763721968c3.jpg

2025-11-20 14:57:18 UTC

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I sensed that guy was a future rage quitter years ago

2025-11-19 17:58:02 UTC

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I’m not your buddy pal

2025-11-12 04:58:21 UTC

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I had that rug as a kid lolz

2025-11-08 22:06:19 UTC

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SIX SEVEN

2025-11-08 14:08:20 UTC

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Yeah I used a paint mixer, but a few were still green. Stained my fingernails for months. I remember getting them out of the hard shell was also really difficult but maybe I didn’t let them cure long enough

2025-11-08 02:02:55 UTC

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I guess I didn’t know what I was doing. I hated trying to get them out of both their shells, wasn’t worth it to me

2025-11-08 01:58:18 UTC

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Nah seems like a Great Lakes state to me - east coast type shit

2025-11-06 05:20:52 UTC

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Sell off til money printer go burrr again

2025-10-20 14:31:06 UTC

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Aw he’s projecting

2025-10-19 13:44:48 UTC

Life’s good
https://blossom.primal.net/9686d77f6a222f1b743f90d9d3d94e88243efe667fb048e28cd015605a24b9cf.mov

2025-10-19 11:33:57 UTC

Listening to the birds waking up this morning
https://image.nostr.build/f96bd6b818a2970e014a55d733b48e2b2f573bf7d2a1d3d5f497c05aad1552e5.jpg

2025-10-19 02:49:53 UTC

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Someone commented on here that was actually originally a tobacco scale. I found a few videos that explained it pretty well, gonna hang it up tomorrow

2025-10-19 02:48:04 UTC

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I’m gonna try it out, thank you

2025-10-18 19:15:16 UTC

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I think you might be right, I found a few videos on how to use it. Thank you

2025-10-18 18:27:12 UTC

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I have some raw milk that I was thinking about canning but wasn’t sure how it’d turn out. Is it still pretty good?

2025-10-18 18:26:25 UTC

My dad gave me these old scales but I don’t know how to use them. He said they were used to weigh cattle, but didn’t know much else about them.
Anyone have any resources to learn about them? I’m not even sure what to type in to YouTube to find a tutorial on them
#asknostr
https://blossom.primal.net/68c6b2a1d56619a14d2209772c9c398c9c22175d455c5f95c6116850c8a8a5cd.jpg

2025-10-18 18:17:53 UTC

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Canned milk?

2025-10-16 04:54:24 UTC

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lock in young man
#nevent1q…5dly

2025-10-13 20:00:30 UTC

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Likely

2025-10-13 20:00:09 UTC

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Try a Yuengling lager, a great American beer most of u eurofarts don’t know about

2025-10-13 19:59:10 UTC

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I’ll drink to that

2025-10-13 12:29:47 UTC

just accidentally waved to a halloween decoration

2025-10-12 01:24:29 UTC

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Holy shiz

2025-10-11 21:46:59 UTC

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Pear sauce and a few slices well freeze for cobblers. Pear sauce is our typical Christmas gift

2025-10-11 21:45:25 UTC

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Bro I’m gonna be feeling it my stomach later I’m sure. All the cores are thoroughly nibbled

2025-10-11 20:20:06 UTC

currently
https://image.nostr.build/98e4df294ed8843c94c457c0e2c2e046ee6c8b07fd38f6d2f27c6c5afcef7413.jpg

2025-10-11 10:56:33 UTC

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Yeah that’s the one I follow. I was fishing for the best individual liquidation lolz

2025-10-11 03:40:47 UTC

Who’s got the best rektbot for me?

2025-10-09 22:24:10 UTC

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Steaks baby

2025-10-09 20:37:55 UTC

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SICK , 1000sats for now, till I get some more submissions

2025-10-09 20:19:35 UTC

10,000 sats to whoever turns this into the sickest album cover for me, call it the ‘Chophouse Chronicles’
https://image.nostr.build/ee24d3fc2d8b7406d55333652f73bc2d6053748786ef2c014ea736d8893939d4.jpg

2025-10-05 20:06:32 UTC

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Yeah that’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen all week, unlike him, I agree. We need someone from Twitter to confirm I guess, but it doesn’t seem like a bot tweet

2025-10-05 19:57:16 UTC

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I think he’s completely serious

2025-10-05 19:49:05 UTC

The guy behind Epic Gardening on YouTube.
A friend sent me this, I don’t have Twitter so I can’t provide the full screenshot
https://image.nostr.build/df9618643f52d2aa4feb654c3979abb31693114731d062fd2e2f2f1168a8592c.jpg

2025-10-05 18:14:23 UTC

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Same, except I came back with pears.
And yes, looks like a bears tooth or something in the hericium family. Definitely a great edible
https://blossom.primal.net/436ef42f3b161b62f09a0a29b04dd43ef90082c0ceddf197487903423e717dc7.jpg

2025-10-05 09:28:33 UTC

Been up with the baby since 4am, but momma is about to take over so I can head out to the deer stand.
Nonetheless, the coffee tastes much better at ATHs. Much love, Nostr fam
https://image.nostr.build/7cef01407df966a7234018229b86adec284d14224eb0a6ff36127cd7e4f7cdc3.jpg

2025-10-03 16:30:42 UTC

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I’ve had this one for 2 years
https://image.nostr.build/1fcf15c4da793f3c1c2cfd3faf7db61381f1e7d52e90344bd0419f8d9e912269.jpg

2025-10-02 20:29:29 UTC

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I have a lot of bartender friends, shill me some good books

2025-10-01 14:36:04 UTC

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Yessir

2025-10-01 14:35:49 UTC

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This is what I take. It’s a miracle supplement when it comes to dealing with sore muscles, I notice when I don’t take it
https://image.nostr.build/43b3ddd505cddf605d54697c1c45fad22d51765efbc052a32f22def61d69abf5.jpg

2025-10-01 14:30:47 UTC

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Take supplemental magnesium, you’ll have extremely vivid dreams

2025-10-01 04:55:31 UTC

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https://open.spotify.com/artist/3zmfs9cQwzJl575W1ZYXeT?si=XcMgLksaTeaMd-oHVi65-w
Men I Trust, for you - although I’m sure you already know of them

2025-10-01 04:45:12 UTC

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I don’t see them on Spotify or fountain

2025-10-01 04:32:49 UTC

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Fkn love Kowloon

2025-09-29 11:28:03 UTC

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Yessir

2025-09-29 03:01:34 UTC

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where is the billhook tho
https://image.nostr.build/8905d41069a838a8705f87237c371638ed4bfa8a56e6590039d64f0e01c18a53.jpg

2025-09-28 23:58:34 UTC

Homegrown mushies ayo
https://image.nostr.build/62420ddd2d6d8f426210045a16f673395ec52e25a83467439d652f3153074ffe.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a43747dae347c5de538d79c1dd51612deb062436971aee6fbe4b72d3da297267.jpg

2025-09-28 11:50:00 UTC

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Welcome to nostr! I’m also in SC

2025-09-27 12:08:58 UTC

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Magnesium supplements will also do this

2025-09-26 15:29:49 UTC

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@npub1dtf…hgu0

2025-09-24 14:41:32 UTC

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Yeah we thought that may be the case and have been feeding him a lot before bed. Haven’t tried the butter or cheese thing though, we’ll give that a try, thank you

2025-09-24 14:36:32 UTC

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Year & a half. He slept great up until about 14 months. Nowadays he wakes up like that once or twice a week

2025-09-24 14:05:20 UTC

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Yeah I remember people talking about this years ago, I thought it was fairly common knowledge

2025-09-24 13:23:27 UTC

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Bro my kid woke up and 1am last night and would not go back to bed TILL 7AM

2025-09-23 20:20:44 UTC

Extraordinarily large bean or extraordinarily small hands?
https://blossom.primal.net/62fb8adbae373ffea750338822abfe124137f1aa5d653f8bf174f5e9378b8871.jpg