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I am not dead I have just spend the new year in an alcoholic stupor because I got a hot Nippon gf who loves me and even though she has some issues she’s always reliable when it matters, but it still hasn’y make me happy. I still just want to kill myself. So that’s what’s going on with me. Hope everyone else’s 2024 is going well.

2024-01-15 22:30:57 CET

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I hate mentally stable people

2024-01-10 15:51:14 CET

She can't screw with me more than people online have, that part's not a big deal, but it hurts more coming from her. I thought I was going to marry her. I already got an engagement ring 😞
#nevent1q…r9s9

2024-01-10 15:44:34 CET

I did not take into account, when dating a mentally unstable woman, that she would mess with me after I broke up with her.
Tfw her body turns you retarded

2024-01-10 15:20:06 CET

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If I die it was nice knowing you niggers

2024-01-10 15:19:50 CET

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I broke up with her and she is not happy with it ☠️

2024-01-10 15:19:17 CET

I am in deep sh*t with the foid.

2024-01-08 16:58:10 CET

N #note129d…84py

2024-01-07 21:23:06 CET

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Someone on here used to accuse me of negging because I was mean to them in a very lighthearted way. I still dk what it means.

2024-01-07 21:21:50 CET

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Gud

2024-01-05 04:51:18 CET

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https://i.nostrimg.com/5a0bf176bb7dd24f6cad16e0b98b88e225319b2e55798e6bf2a92176dd2d6fec/file.jpeg

2024-01-04 13:52:32 CET

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It’s not simping if you get something from her in return. Anons need to stop trying to sabotage relationships.

2024-01-04 03:10:41 CET

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It’s fine, I grew up in a house where I had knives thrown at me when mom was PMSing. I can handle this one.

2024-01-04 03:08:55 CET

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I am very stern with her when she feels bad so she’s under the impression that she doesn’t have total mind control over me like she actually does.

2024-01-04 02:12:30 CET

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I am in an abusive relationship with an incredibly sexy woman because she is out of my league and I would rather spend the rest of my life being psychologically beaten down by her than settle for a more average looking girl after having this one.

2024-01-04 00:10:31 CET

I just realized something horrible.
Her PMS will start tomorrow or Friday.
I CANNOT HAVE 3 FULL DAYS OF PEACE #note1ewf…j442

2024-01-03 14:32:39 CET

Life has been good since gf has nicotine back in her system

2024-01-01 15:08:24 CET

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I doubt it. No one is going to permanently fund most of these clients.

2024-01-01 14:11:27 CET

Necessary part of growth. Eventually there will be just a couple of clients that do things better than all of the others and we won’t need a million of them anymore because everything will actually work on the one. #note1l2s…p5ke

2024-01-01 01:59:13 CET

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I told her if she ever does it again then I won’t warn her and I meant it. I think she will try to do better, and if she doesn’t she’s gone.

2024-01-01 01:07:08 CET

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She’s actually not this way on purpose. She’s literally autistic, she has a high IQ and a great body but the emotional maturity of a child. I mean that literally.

2024-01-01 00:53:36 CET

She agreed to every demand I had so I didn’t break up with her. Then an hour later she broke up with me because she needs to work on her mental health (true) but now we’re back together again somehow. #note1rhq…67vc

2023-12-31 18:07:50 CET

Probably going to have to break up with her once she snaps out of this. I am sad. I wanted to marry her, I like having a smol sexy Nippon gf, but she has been abusive and insane for weeks now and I am not equipped to handle insanity. #note1dc3…9wmk

2023-12-31 18:02:48 CET

It was more severe than I thought.
I’m not dead but she’s been threatening suicide for an hour now. #note18q5…569n

2023-12-31 15:16:36 CET

Gf is trying to quit nicotine again, so there is a good chance I will be dead within 24 hours. Happy 2024 to those who can make it 16 more hours.

2023-12-28 02:19:24 CET

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It’s been a long nicotine withdrawal fueled Christmas rage for her. Lots of grr’a

2023-12-27 19:01:51 CET

When my gf is in a bad mood she literally says "grr"

2023-12-26 13:10:25 CET

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Everything

2023-12-26 02:27:30 CET

My gf kept getting mad at me all day :(

2023-12-20 15:51:36 CET

https://twitter.com/Cal_Crucis/status/1737484570499350958/photo/1 #PopeFrancis #Catholic #Bible

2023-12-20 12:45:04 CET

Andrew Torba currently filling his site with in-character GPT bots on purpose as an ad.
He’s literally using automated spam as an ad.
I can’t tell if he’s a genius or insane.

2023-12-19 01:43:31 CET

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Some Scottish town Idk

2023-12-19 01:40:13 CET

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I just want to be reincarnated 200 years ago.

2023-12-19 01:30:31 CET

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Small towns don’t even work anymore because of cars.
It used to be each town had all the essential services you needed to live. No longer! You have some services in this town, some in another, and some in another, and they’re all barely getting by. The only way to get anything done is by a pilgrimage to the nearest concrete jungle hell.

2023-12-19 01:25:19 CET

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I spent all day at a dealership and they didn’t even fix my car. Cars are the worst thing that has ever happened to civilization.

2023-12-18 16:56:46 CET

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I’ll give them out too if I learn how. There are a lot of Christians on BSky which I like. I just don’t personally want to get invested in a network that may never decentralize. I don’t trust them to.

2023-12-17 01:12:39 CET

How many good cops are there on the planet?

2023-12-16 11:57:24 CET

My gf, always getting an early start, is convinced I think she’s fat (she’s 90 lbs) and is threatening to never eat again.

2023-12-14 21:11:40 CET

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Sucks if true but if I remember rightly what your plan is for Ditto, it’s a temporary issue, isn’t it? I think you mentioned each one still being an ActivityPub instance in addition to a Nostr client.

2023-12-14 19:51:55 CET

They still haven't found JF's mentally retarded wife.

2023-12-14 19:23:26 CET

Apparently the Torba Gang are writing a right wing version of GPT that won't be nearly as good or useful, but it might be fun. I'm never really over there anymore.

2023-12-14 03:33:04 CET

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I will bet you $100 they don’t bother building tools for defederating instances. They’ll just automate censorship and lock down problematic accounts. It wouldn’t make sense to prioritize domain blocking at their size because most of their problem traffic will still be on their own site.

2023-12-08 02:14:47 CET

In fairness, I boiled her hamster alive, so I understand why she’s upset. #note10ru…zn6v

2023-12-08 01:53:16 CET

My woman’s words cut like a chainsaw but she always apologizes to me after giving me a verbal beating.

2023-12-04 12:34:27 CET

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It is (I am anti semitic)

2023-12-03 02:11:06 CET

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People seem divided on its actual usefulness but everyone agrees that it is troon infested.

2023-12-02 22:09:57 CET

Today was a really bad day but it's getting better.
It's my birthday, btw. I'm almost happy no one mentioned it because usually the ones who do have ill intent.

2023-12-02 02:27:49 CET

I can’t believe bot has been gone for over 2 months.

2023-12-01 21:45:08 CET

@npub1gku…fcxq Share this
https://image.nostr.build/328c8c66c5f838bebb3dc2bfbb29873f7433a541801fe5e917835e12a1b526a6.jpg

2023-11-30 20:09:32 CET

SAY CHRIST IS LORD SAY IT @npub1g0u…3vfw https://i.nostrimg.com/e7a618e351a6e9d23b363be49c0226451f20e7d2ec3c8fb36ba7c73d65e2173e/file.jpeg

2023-11-29 17:43:08 CET

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Less retarded.

2023-11-29 16:44:41 CET

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I haven’t seen a single person mention Bitcoin.

2023-11-29 16:30:28 CET

I really like the Blue Sky community compared to Nostr and Fedi but I don’t want to participate in it too much in case they end up never federating.

2023-11-28 13:20:29 CET

Follow me on Blue Sky here (I will never use this) https://i.nostrimg.com/8e6de954049eab1d284580d6a2a81909556c80dbb7263caac41cf99e80a0ee9a/file.png

2023-11-28 13:19:45 CET

Free BlueSky invite if you want it bsky-social-tdxbs-dffs5

2023-11-27 13:58:34 CET

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Paul actually does say it was the woman’s fault though, I believe in Timothy. Women eternally taking L’s

2023-11-26 12:21:46 CET

New wave of fake followers.

2023-11-25 20:54:06 CET

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They're dumb restrictions and pretty easy to get around. Like, if you want something with Trump, just type "former president" and roll a bunch of times, and you'll get a few with Trump, because "former President" is recent terminology. You just have to think about it a little sometimes.

2023-11-25 19:24:02 CET

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Even then, on my Mac, it takes a long time, and *maybe* 1 in 10 will turn out good. Most of them will look deformed even with negative prompts.
Bing (using DALL-E 3) isn’t perfect but it’s ridiculous how much better it is than (Un)stable Diffushit.

2023-11-25 19:21:21 CET

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I told my gf something the other day in no uncertain terms.
“The first time you see my penis, I don’t care if you’re squeamish, just praise it and act enthused and we’ll be good.”
That also happens to be the answer to this question.

2023-11-25 19:18:27 CET

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Read the Bibble

2023-11-25 19:16:27 CET

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It’s like a shitty terrible open source version of Bing’s AI image maker.

2023-11-25 18:49:52 CET

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Alex Gleason without the brown filter.

2023-11-25 01:13:26 CET

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Feel that but it’s hard and lonely out there.

2023-11-24 23:53:47 CET

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It was supposed to show up on Twitter. It didn’t.

2023-11-24 23:52:31 CET

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Testing a crossposter again.

2023-11-24 23:34:29 CET

Does this do anything (nos)

2023-11-24 14:26:11 CET

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You can do anything in Linux based distros as long as you’re willing to put up with constant issues and live with the program only working 60% as well as it should.
Or you could just buy a Mac lol

2023-11-24 09:10:56 CET

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Snort barely works for anything, use noStrudel. It's better in every way and doesn't crash every 5 minutes

2023-11-23 19:44:51 CET

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Pushes the content onto other relays you’re on, if it’s not already there. It really should be automatic, rather than a manual thing in clients.

2023-11-23 01:15:50 CET

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If it’s of any comfort, he’s in my lap rn. Was laying his head down all cozy like until the flash went off. https://i.nostrimg.com/9a0dca30d156a369ac6f0370eecbfc1708b4647b810fb36c14bf616513332b14/file.jpeg

2023-11-23 00:47:13 CET

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He still does, sometimes I lift up his ear and scream directly into it and he thinks I'm just petting his ear lol he's literally as deaf as they come.

2023-11-22 23:45:06 CET

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I was a janitor one time and, well, let’s just say I never had to pull soiled underwear or diapers out of the feminine hygiene disposal in the men’s room, whereas at least once a week a grown woman would literally shit her pants and just leave it. One time a woman even tried to flush her soiled panties and flooded the whole room.
Men may get a little shit around the edges but I’ve never had to clean up a grown man’s soiled clothes.

2023-11-22 21:28:23 CET

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I literally scream at him until he goes away (he’s deaf)

2023-11-22 15:23:43 CET

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I’m not being dense, that just doesn’t matter at all. You people are being legitimately unhinged.

2023-11-22 15:14:11 CET

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What does that have to do with Nostr? Nostr and Bitcoin are completely separate things with no technical relationship.

2023-11-22 12:08:51 CET

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Sure, but the exact same thing is true of Reddit. If you're not a gay jewish Communist (or willing to submit to gay jewish Communism without question) you will be banned within a day. It's impossible to keep a Reddit account for any length of time.

2023-11-22 11:31:14 CET

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I always accidentally say something and get global banned, last time it was for defending Tucker Carlson when they were calling him a NAZI in a Christian subreddit, which is the last place you’d expect that, but it’s Reddit.

2023-11-22 11:25:29 CET

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This has nothing to do with crypto.

2023-11-21 22:14:31 CET

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I’ve never had a bad one, they’re easy, and I’m a sperg, so they should be easy for anyone.

2023-11-21 19:22:46 CET

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I just prefer a very small build. My gf is literally 90 lbs and 4’8” (21 years old >_<) and she’s more or less the ideal body to me.

2023-11-21 17:37:14 CET

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Doesn’t surprise me but I’ve never looked into it. Wouldn’t be hard at all to just steal some Instagram whore’s photos and LARP as a girl on here. Nostards are so stupid and simpish they’ll eat it right up.

2023-11-21 16:45:51 CET

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You are literally a whore.

2023-11-21 16:42:22 CET

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I prefer small of both. Shapely, not childlike, but I don’t like them large either.

2023-11-21 11:39:45 CET

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Leaflord you wouldn’t last a whole minute in the ring with me you flabby Canadian fuck. Consider this a challenge. I represent all men, you represent your quivering twink butthold

2023-11-21 11:05:19 CET

#note1nhf…sn04
Well that sure was *almost* nice.

2023-11-21 00:30:20 CET

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Anyone who cares about having their posts deleted is a mentally ill narcissist who needs to log off and pray.

2023-11-20 22:56:15 CET

The badge system is retarded you can literally just create awards and give them to anyone lol

2023-11-20 19:11:20 CET

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Sabbatarianism isn’t a current obligation in Christian theology except in the Reformed tradition. Sunday attendance is a canonical matter.

2023-11-20 18:56:25 CET

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Tfw the Roman Catholic adopts Reformed Protestant doctrines by accident.

2023-11-20 13:18:38 CET

Hot Japanese girls want ugly White guys who look homeless.

2023-11-19 23:25:21 CET

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I ruined this with a typo.
PAY FOR IT MYSELF*