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the idea of "soykaf" is too optimistic. The idea we will be drinking some vaguely coffee flavored beverage made out of any kind of real bean wont happen. instead we will all be forced to Drink PRIME energy by logan paul forever

2026-03-26 08:23:39 UTC

Anyone have any remote jobs looking for an engineer. I have over a decade of expertise. Expertise in backend dev, Python, rust, kubernetes, as well as low level experience with stuff like ebpf

2026-03-26 02:33:49 UTC

the kind of people who use "Dark Mode"
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/d66b1b78-6a7f-447c-acd7-9611d84cb0b1.webp

2026-03-25 23:46:00 UTC

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i am relying on the vaxx

2026-03-25 23:41:20 UTC

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first time I got it was the sickest I have ever been in my life but luckily i wasn't affected long term either. A youtuber I watch got it and she got MECFS so bad she has been bedridden for the last 3 years

2026-03-25 23:39:58 UTC

need some more benzos

2026-03-24 17:44:22 UTC

ngl getting old is kinda cringe

2026-03-24 17:03:23 UTC

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get arrested by the religious police

2026-03-24 03:47:52 UTC

whys everyone moving to spw

2026-03-24 01:57:19 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/ea3aaaf1-e173-4bbc-8fb5-adc801b2a4e9.webp

2026-03-23 03:03:52 UTC

goin good claude
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2026-03-23 02:35:16 UTC

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2026-03-23 00:30:34 UTC

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I been here for like 9

2026-03-23 00:28:02 UTC

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that reminds me I still need to get those books from u

2026-03-23 00:25:44 UTC

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I looked it up and they prefer it to be cool. Some even go dormant in summer when it’s hot

2026-03-23 00:19:26 UTC

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I don’t know tbh

2026-03-22 23:58:07 UTC

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do newts even like stuff to be warm? Reptiles do but amphibians seem fine with any temperature

2026-03-22 23:44:52 UTC

I bet the underside of a muddy rock feels so cozy if you’re a newt

2026-03-22 23:39:54 UTC

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if she wants to larp as Chappell Roan more power to him

2026-03-22 23:27:40 UTC

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straight fem presenting woman who identifies as a gay man

2026-03-22 22:44:26 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/5c91ccf2-d76f-4889-8dd6-2894334a8a48.webp

2026-03-22 20:28:02 UTC

puffer fish will create elaborate patterns on the ocean floor to attract a mate
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/0d93de64-588f-4aed-8428-d790c05df6e3.webp

2026-03-22 03:08:41 UTC

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i want to try some but i dont know a good brand. i dont particularly like dill pickles

2026-03-22 03:06:35 UTC

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oh the fermented pickles. i didnt know thats what they are called. that's too bad

2026-03-22 03:03:45 UTC

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whats half sours

2026-03-21 04:05:19 UTC

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he has the skill of making you think he's a gigantic faggot, you mean

2026-03-20 19:19:38 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/76972713-f75f-4768-aeb3-d1db1f34c34a.webp

2026-03-19 18:40:32 UTC

charlie kirk assassinated because he was against going to war with Iran is the new "conspiracy theory"

2026-03-19 18:09:33 UTC

lmfao
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/4f326ed2-73d9-4c6a-bad9-74f2e4c85450.webp

2026-03-19 04:44:17 UTC

@npub1at3…mx7x is this true?
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2026-03-19 02:18:46 UTC

@npub1at3…mx7x thoughts?
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/53e8acf9-cf23-4b49-9fbe-27fe1191ef17.jpeg

2026-03-18 01:45:57 UTC

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this seems like a great way to make politics even less accessible to anyone not rich

2026-03-17 20:50:25 UTC

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it is true though

2026-03-17 20:47:32 UTC

@npub1at3…mx7x did you hear? Netanyahu died. hes dead

2026-03-17 07:00:30 UTC

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it is!

2026-03-17 06:26:38 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/webpublic-ee73be15-fe4c-416e-bdf1-8db372790b8f.webp

2026-03-17 03:15:15 UTC

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2026-03-17 03:05:11 UTC

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the baby will be autistic though

2026-03-17 03:03:00 UTC

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you still can with fertility treatments

2026-03-16 05:03:53 UTC

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2026-03-16 03:48:39 UTC

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yeah cause it’ll be overcooked

2026-03-16 03:11:03 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/ece24763-8d06-41fe-8903-f4307aa07d26.webp

2026-03-16 01:37:42 UTC

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i use fedora when im not using a mac

2026-03-15 21:59:07 UTC

Average American Father:
*is a huge piece of shit for several decades*
"Why do none of my kids talk to me anymore?"

2026-03-15 21:52:27 UTC

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oof

2026-03-15 21:48:23 UTC

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sorry about your brainlet dad

2026-03-15 21:44:40 UTC

genius!
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/fae0aa2a-6d5e-4ce4-b3f8-4072e74dde82.webp

2026-03-15 21:40:24 UTC

iran is doing cultural appropriation to israel
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/cb9c288c-5fac-4e79-a1a8-d498cc070116.webp

2026-03-15 05:24:33 UTC

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is this true?

2026-03-13 23:59:55 UTC

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bad taste

2026-03-13 20:24:11 UTC

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AGP

2026-03-13 18:49:45 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/c5e814d5-0d4d-49e4-b872-0c877da1fedd.webp

2026-03-13 06:16:43 UTC

The unknown soldier
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2026-03-12 05:24:11 UTC

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they're circumcizing hearts now?

2026-03-12 05:14:23 UTC

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i did not need to see this

2026-03-11 20:15:07 UTC

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yeah a lot of fish are quite intelligent. intelligence is difficult to measure, but we've observed fish using basic tools, and many species of cichlid make nests and care for their young after they hatch

2026-03-11 20:00:22 UTC

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fish are pretty smart. lobsters are kinda dumb but smarter than you'd think

2026-03-11 19:56:14 UTC

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lobsters are too cute to eat

2026-03-11 19:31:46 UTC

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https://files.ebiverse.social/i/3bb05e45-cfff-48ce-86e8-dd9f0224845b.webp

2026-03-09 18:59:06 UTC

new propaganda script just dropped
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/b2def3a6-dde6-4282-9c94-29313f3dbda7.mp4

2026-03-08 23:40:33 UTC

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i thought people wrote all the stuff they were just divinely inspired

2026-03-08 23:22:43 UTC

trump supports trans surgeries for children with parental approval
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/38da23f1-0ab3-4277-bbdd-8f78a4bc793f.webp

2026-03-08 20:21:00 UTC

ahahahahahahahahahaha
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/f0e50b63-366b-41ff-b7bc-a2a45be0fbb6.webp

2026-03-08 04:57:17 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/699f4684-4e8f-45a7-bcad-778ddd98068d.webp

2026-03-08 03:40:36 UTC

https://files.ebiverse.social/i/5490e339-b857-4210-bad1-b9f229e6d65a.webp

2026-03-07 22:43:11 UTC

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not RISC-V?

2026-03-07 20:02:06 UTC

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this post would def be funnier with some alt text

2026-03-06 22:42:59 UTC

How banning hentai from SomethingAwful led to a domino effect that resulted in the current state of the USA

2026-03-06 22:32:20 UTC

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it's not a waste if it KILLS CHILDREN

2026-03-06 21:16:38 UTC

found [@[email protected]](https://tsundere.love/users/mischievoustomato )'s reddit
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/5a48946c-931d-4def-8675-be1577138c67.webp

2026-03-06 21:15:55 UTC

who needs infrastructure, healthcare, or a house? we have BOMBS AND PLANES
https://files.ebiverse.social/i/16031a19-95d8-4df7-bbc7-574083b62e86.webp

2026-03-06 20:56:12 UTC

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the 2DS XL was what the original should have been

2026-03-06 20:52:23 UTC

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ngl I kind of hated the 3ds

2026-03-06 04:15:07 UTC

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also joss whedon sucks

2026-03-06 04:14:50 UTC