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2023-12-25 09:17:05 UTC

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2023-12-24 13:22:06 UTC

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2023-11-30 20:07:11 UTC

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Thanks for elaborating on this!

2023-11-24 15:01:05 UTC

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Yeah, I 'm interested as well

2023-10-17 13:00:02 UTC

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Never heard it spoken in Belgium, so no idea what we say. In my head it's Nostur.

2023-09-16 06:32:35 UTC

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No, you are not. I dislike almost every social gathering. I'm the biggest weirdo here 💪

2023-09-16 06:31:24 UTC

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Excellent excuse, much easier than faking illness 🤧

2023-04-14 10:03:44 UTC

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Only d3 when you don't get enough sunshine.

2023-04-14 10:02:41 UTC

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I'm much happier since I wake up every day expecting nothing.

2023-04-10 17:49:27 UTC

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Everything is better than paid therapy.

2023-04-10 17:45:47 UTC

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How is it free?

2023-04-10 17:43:12 UTC

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I've learned to lower my expectations. Like to zero.

2023-04-10 17:40:52 UTC

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You mean Titter

2023-04-09 07:36:40 UTC

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Nips and feet
What more do we need

2023-03-28 12:38:38 UTC

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Do farts count as body odor?

2023-03-28 12:35:24 UTC

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My wife smells really bad after workout. But my kids don't fall apart so I guess I narrowly avoided disaster there.

2023-03-28 10:30:15 UTC

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True, energy is the solution to literally every problem ⚡

2023-03-28 10:25:28 UTC

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Mining with fusion won't happen any time soon I'm afraid 😁

2023-03-28 10:24:07 UTC

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*Looking up translation of the word 'perky'
*Still confused

2023-03-23 15:08:28 UTC

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Nothing is more sincere than fart.

2023-03-22 15:56:05 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/3ifmqh1.jpg

2023-03-22 13:37:05 UTC

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That's cheating

2023-03-22 13:35:30 UTC

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I'll sell you some for 68k ser

2023-03-22 13:33:32 UTC

https://i.imgur.com/cByhWVZ.jpg

2023-03-18 14:59:00 UTC

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You rang?

2023-03-18 13:57:10 UTC

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We are

2023-03-18 13:56:43 UTC

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It's a smelly place, gudging from my farts.

2023-03-18 13:43:39 UTC

fuck

2023-03-18 13:43:33 UTC

the

2023-03-18 13:43:26 UTC

What

2023-03-09 15:59:16 UTC

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Give me money! I'm a zap whore!

2023-03-09 11:52:24 UTC

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https://lightningcheckout.eu/nl/

2023-03-09 11:49:38 UTC

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I have 8! And it's cold!

2023-03-09 11:46:30 UTC

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Wut?

2023-03-09 11:44:43 UTC

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Why do I have nipples? Hairy nipples? Why God why!

2023-03-08 20:24:00 UTC

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2023-03-08 20:22:52 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/o6qtDW7.jpg

2023-03-08 20:18:10 UTC

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I love you for saying that 💜

2023-03-08 20:16:54 UTC

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We're all idiots

2023-03-08 07:33:37 UTC

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Guess you never went camping

2023-03-06 18:24:08 UTC

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But happyness is a butterfly

2023-03-06 17:59:26 UTC

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I guess you're right

2023-03-06 17:58:12 UTC

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You bastard

2023-03-06 17:57:44 UTC

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That chin is bigger than my butt

2023-03-02 20:34:12 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/5R3QPpy.jpg

2023-03-02 15:53:03 UTC

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Just zapped a hideouscamel

2023-03-02 15:48:52 UTC

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Hi, it is I, Elon

2023-03-02 12:41:17 UTC

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Even Dave?

2023-03-02 12:38:54 UTC

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They should make those with emus and oustriches.
https://i.imgur.com/ePDcFRQ.jpg

2023-03-02 12:17:55 UTC

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What is that?

2023-03-02 12:15:49 UTC

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WTF's a neusgich? 🤣
https://i.imgur.com/MnwVdUO.png

2023-03-02 12:12:40 UTC

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I've eaten several riding my bike to work

2023-03-02 12:11:45 UTC

https://i.imgur.com/KQ170hz.jpg

2023-03-02 11:56:35 UTC

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Custodial lightning wallet RIP

2023-03-02 11:54:57 UTC

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I use Phoenix

2023-03-02 11:53:18 UTC

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Well, obviously, cause it's a hole isn't it.

2023-03-02 11:52:29 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/9iSAIf6.jpg

2023-03-02 11:50:25 UTC

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Funny word, geimpft. It's like the sound of an injection 😂

2023-03-02 11:47:20 UTC

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☕ should be free dagnabbit!

2023-03-02 11:45:50 UTC

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Look mom I'm famous !
https://i.imgur.com/loU6KTa.png

2023-03-02 11:42:41 UTC

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I'm old enough to remember DOS. Those were the days.

2023-03-02 10:05:25 UTC

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GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM GM
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2023-03-02 10:04:14 UTC

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2023-03-02 10:02:28 UTC

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It's a rhetorical question 😉
https://i.imgur.com/IAxIU3s.jpg

2023-03-02 09:59:18 UTC

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GM 😃

2023-03-02 09:58:42 UTC

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It's not a competition, it's destiny 🤙

2023-03-02 09:46:26 UTC

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Just nsec

2023-03-02 09:46:04 UTC

4662/7=

2023-03-02 09:35:44 UTC

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Very noice!

2023-03-02 09:33:12 UTC

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What payment methods can be used (for fiat)? I live in Belgium, would be hard to buy btc from an American or not?

2023-03-02 09:28:12 UTC

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https://youtu.be/VvcohzJvviQ

2023-03-01 20:09:30 UTC

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Nsec1suckonmyballsyoudick

2023-03-01 19:33:34 UTC

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It's 01/03/2023 here

2023-03-01 19:31:12 UTC

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Satan
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2023-03-01 19:28:44 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/vBtQTl3.jpg

2023-03-01 19:26:51 UTC

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Ahhh, the sweet vibration of zaps ⚡

2023-03-01 19:25:40 UTC

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Pull Over!
https://i.imgur.com/zeTyyX2.jpg

2023-03-01 19:22:49 UTC

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Nope, I 'm a proud zap whore!

2023-03-01 19:20:54 UTC

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Feel free to grab mine, ser

2023-03-01 19:20:06 UTC

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You're connected to the nostr.wine filter, but not to the nostr.wine relay?

2023-03-01 19:16:08 UTC

https://i.imgur.com/0AJ7Dtl.jpg

2023-03-01 18:07:32 UTC

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10 minutes? Maybe when you're 25. I need at least 4 hours.

2023-03-01 17:56:00 UTC

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That looks more like 2 minutes off

2023-03-01 17:54:55 UTC

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Reminds me of that morning when I got a blowjob in the shower after an intense one night stand.

2023-03-01 17:52:49 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/Gzogb35.jpg

2023-03-01 17:50:11 UTC

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Andreas Antonopoulos is way more accessible imo

2023-03-01 17:49:16 UTC

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Is this how Americans get coffee? Seems exhausting 😂

2023-03-01 17:12:06 UTC

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What am I missing?

2023-03-01 17:10:39 UTC

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I refuse to be ignored!

2023-03-01 16:14:42 UTC

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Fusion fixes this 😂

2023-03-01 16:14:16 UTC

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I hope we'll have fusion in my lifetime. Energy solves every problem.

2023-03-01 16:06:01 UTC

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Yeah, I try mindfulness from time to time, but I'm too impatient. Scifi relaxes me though, escapism, so I read and watch a lot of that 😃

2023-03-01 15:58:20 UTC

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Yeah, not my best day 😂

2023-03-01 15:54:59 UTC

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While checking the paper after whiping my ass at work, I didn't notice a little peace of shit dropping from the paper on my knee. I put my pants back on and got back to my desk. There I started rubbing a strange bump under my jeans. And then the smell hit me. Went back to the toilet to check, and tried to remove the smeared shit from my pants...
I took the rest of the day of, 'personal reasons', tried avoiding colleagues that where wondering what was wrong. I really smelled like shit.
True story.

2023-03-01 15:47:26 UTC

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Jack shit