mewtwo the corn farmer

The engineering consultant firm i work for got sold today and rolled up in a private equity deal. The whole company had to sell their esop shares market value. Luckily I only own bitcoin. My coworkers venting to the wrong guy. Ive had 7 w2 jobs in 6 years. I dont care if they sell it again, then again. I am here for the sats until I dont need to be brotherin.

2025-09-02 15:22:29 UTC

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Dy/dx

2025-08-11 14:41:31 UTC

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Gigantor if Tues

2025-08-09 21:48:29 UTC

I like a room temp sparkling water.
Real big dog water drinkers will understand

2025-08-09 12:59:24 UTC

If you slam hotel doors before 6am, youre a piece of shit who had a bad childhood.

2025-08-06 15:28:31 UTC

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Big if Tue

2025-08-05 16:01:28 UTC

Bitcoin is dead!
Sold it all for long bonds

2025-08-04 17:53:33 UTC

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Wooop wooooop

2025-07-29 20:48:20 UTC

That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
@nprofile…2c7y

2025-07-29 18:26:59 UTC

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Perhaps

2025-07-28 20:32:27 UTC

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Bitcoin is for heterosexuals

2025-07-22 15:46:56 UTC

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Poopy farts!

2025-07-21 15:44:52 UTC

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Needs to be fucking burned to the ground

2025-07-18 19:08:48 UTC

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Tesla is a software company

2025-07-18 14:06:17 UTC

Code is speech
1st amendment money

2025-07-17 20:20:14 UTC

https://youtu.be/OqyOXyqtIfI?feature=shared

2025-07-17 19:51:46 UTC

The best memes end up on nostr
Go fuck yourself a lil

2025-07-16 16:54:32 UTC

Oh...
...hello

2025-07-14 23:57:45 UTC

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYsmYCyUA6juOcg0iaRhJjl59n90gWdvk&feature=shared

2025-07-10 18:41:36 UTC

Open water bitcoin @nprofile…f670

2025-07-09 21:48:03 UTC

#asknostr
My company revealed their earnings from 2024.
The company grew 19% but the ESOP share price only increased 15% due to EOY discretionary bonus and creating new shares for new ESOP participants.
I now own a smaller percentage of a larger company.
Do I ask the VP for the cap table?
The share distribution seems like securities fraud to me. Especially because nobody in the meeting realizes they are being debased.
Do I poke around or leave it alone?
#asknostr

2025-07-08 03:22:45 UTC

BITCOIN DISPROVES LAST THURSDAYISM

2025-07-08 00:33:56 UTC

Permission to goon?

2025-07-07 05:39:47 UTC

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Abu

2025-07-04 13:52:40 UTC

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Pepper moth

2025-07-04 04:55:47 UTC

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Nice one

2025-07-03 02:19:31 UTC

I dont feel content
But I love where I am right now

2025-07-02 21:20:09 UTC

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Pls ser wat is answer

2025-07-02 15:01:01 UTC

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Agreed lots of 'wasted' data. get it? Poo

2025-06-30 15:51:20 UTC

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Even better I lease a brand new Ford Ranger for around $700 a month and rent it on turo. Gross around $4.5k a month and I just take the free bus system to work. Free sats

2025-06-30 14:06:49 UTC

GM
Finding Dory is fucking stressful movie

2025-06-28 18:50:56 UTC

Gm and gfy nostr
Hope you have a good day

2025-06-23 13:37:21 UTC

Is it necessary for coinbase to blow up?
Seems like there isnt a chance it won't blow up one day.

2025-06-16 14:34:37 UTC

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If they are drooling and eating less and crying more give them frozen things for the mouth to gnaw on itll calm them down quick. Cheers Mr node

2025-06-16 03:12:27 UTC

They make the conditions as a civilian so brutal and grading that dying as a meat pawn in a war they made doesn't seem so bad.

2025-06-11 05:10:45 UTC

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Tri tip and gfy

2025-06-11 04:11:45 UTC

Gonna lean into spiraling out if control

2025-06-10 17:03:42 UTC

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Still a chance ☝️🤓

2025-06-09 19:51:00 UTC

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Its an equation, not an age, yall

2025-06-09 15:48:54 UTC

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Lol

2025-06-09 13:39:58 UTC

2025-06-07 23:33:59 UTC

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I forget what I had for dinner yesterday!

2025-06-07 21:40:37 UTC

What is the best way to cross borders with bitcoin in cold storage? #asknostr

2025-06-07 16:19:17 UTC

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Huge nipshare guy

2025-06-07 16:18:40 UTC

GM nostr

2025-06-07 16:12:56 UTC

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Yet

2025-06-07 02:50:32 UTC

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2025-06-07 02:39:51 UTC

In case you didn't know, humans are spiritual beings that live inside a spiritual existence. Everything you see in front of you is your brains' interpretation of a flipped and mirrored collection of energized material of a specific frequency range.
Don't overthink it. Just enjoy it, homie.
https://image.nostr.build/a2ea9bc46819f962ecf9214285606e008f274e419e8e4856e06f4959bb3d72f0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a2ea9bc46819f962ecf9214285606e008f274e419e8e4856e06f4959bb3d72f0.jpg

2025-06-07 02:18:58 UTC

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I believe it. I am bricked

2025-06-06 22:03:07 UTC

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2025-06-06 03:21:57 UTC

Changing one single cog in a gigantic global monetary system of gears from red to blue every 4 years doesn't change the overall systems trajectory or mechanics.
You cannot vote your way out of a debt spiral that has crossed the event horizon. Nobody is coming to save you.
GN

2025-06-06 03:16:00 UTC

Elon and Trump beef is fake. Elon is going to tell Americans to buy bitcoin in spite of Trumps bill. Takes the heat off trumps admin.

2025-06-06 03:12:32 UTC

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Eulers Disk!

2025-06-05 19:49:25 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/88e6ae80b1463017066a5e311e8d27ee9d5de2bcc688738fc46095c3f7268e40.jpg

2025-06-05 19:30:33 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/82dcd030361305a702e5991e4e3aaf0edd217b5ca60d3fbbebab879ca1b943ef.jpg

2025-06-04 20:09:24 UTC

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Both flower

2025-06-04 19:39:26 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/ea05da84d2f0ab6f3a18cba2d8296d790fba934b1ba002370b8954fdb69164c3.jpg

2025-06-03 19:59:04 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/6da04b8429d6628701f3a2d931330ac5c3e64a2c4e28857fbb75a9c5d2b69696.jpg

2025-06-03 18:44:20 UTC

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1 corn

2025-06-03 18:39:48 UTC

10m sats will be $10m in about 10 years.

2025-06-03 18:35:28 UTC

I drink henny when I shoot my pistols at the range, that way when I'm tipsy i still know i got my aim.

2025-06-02 19:27:26 UTC

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Whata the main difference from tallow?

2025-06-01 20:09:30 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/4981ebc7acbbbd632c241f70d3d4cafce4d843905516a7e2fff46562cbfbcec9.jpg

2025-05-31 19:51:53 UTC

Glittery https://video.nostr.build/4b0dca7ac406ae531171d5c8b5f455c017442649744915580e5c1f5499ec922d.mp4

2025-05-31 19:14:25 UTC

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Days turn to months

2025-05-31 04:32:24 UTC

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Shambala

2025-05-31 02:51:35 UTC

Mega vibes https://image.nostr.build/da94deb3407ec9f2ca4516a06284532de99a59901cdadd023226ec9beacc8e87.jpg

2025-05-30 15:29:00 UTC

GM
https://image.nostr.build/2eb77758ee1a9449ee361e405ae28e2120bdf3fc002f9a65dec4cfa5f7c8aa91.jpg

2025-05-29 04:22:51 UTC

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Its over

2025-05-29 04:17:54 UTC

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Not incorrect

2025-05-29 02:17:14 UTC

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Ayo

2025-05-29 01:32:08 UTC

Not a fucking chance that coinbase doesn't blow up.

2025-05-29 00:11:02 UTC

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Ayo we here with ya

2025-05-29 00:10:34 UTC

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Oh....h8

2025-05-28 17:21:36 UTC

Im so profoundly sick of being solicited to in my life that when I want to listen to a podcast I'll gladly pay you to not make me hear you shill a damn thing.
Vf4 is inevitable and ads today are puke fiat

2025-05-28 14:26:15 UTC

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🫡

2025-05-28 14:14:43 UTC

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Pretty true 👍

2025-05-28 14:13:19 UTC

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Godspeed homie!

2025-05-28 14:13:00 UTC

Over 80% of all the dollars in existence are from 2020-present.

2025-05-28 13:49:12 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/268bec2b6ed22f926de94db7a5b66115f770c73bee1100e0eb5f2d6296666303.jpg

2025-05-28 12:35:44 UTC

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They have no one to sell their $1m houses to