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2026-07-20 17:17:00 CEST

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I’m honestly not sure what this even means. DONT DO THAT MATH! BAD MATH!

2026-07-07 16:43:58 CEST

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civilization is built on the corpses of bullied retards. onwards.

2026-07-06 15:18:14 CEST

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@nprofile…205a : “our view of reality is, out of necessity, participatory. you can’t remove the observer and have a god’s eye view of reality.”
@nprofile…a49c : “observation is action.”
Gigi: “yeah.”
Cale: “you cannot look at something without touching it.”
Gigi: “exactly.”
Calle: “your finger needs to push the thing in order to feel it. and even the photon arriving in your eye at some point reflected off an object, so that photon interacted with the object itself.”
Gigi: “and from the photon’s point of view, zero time has passed.”
Calle: “ … I don’t know what that means.”
😂 😂 😂
#nevent1q…sj7a

2026-06-28 18:18:25 CEST

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I don’t really follow this attempted dunk. you are trying to coax me into getting arrested?

2026-06-28 13:38:11 CEST

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I took a shit there! 😊

2026-06-28 13:35:22 CEST

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it’s so bad that normies literally have no idea because it’s beyond believable so they just don’t believe you.

2026-06-27 20:16:54 CEST

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finding out a retarded african raped to death a 2 year old girl completely coincidental btw …

2026-06-27 20:15:47 CEST

it’s getting to the point I want to tweet something about the UK that would get me imprisoned pretty much every single day.
of course I can’t post these things here either, but I’m at least more comfortable to say that if you see me in person any time soon and you are curious about the literal controlled demolition of the greatest civilisation in history, buy me a drink and we’ll see how wrongthinky I feel.

2026-06-19 16:10:28 CEST

omfg strc pahahahahaha rofl lolz jfc haha innit

2026-06-18 13:43:26 CEST

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correct response

2026-06-18 13:01:31 CEST

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for those lacking the context from the twitter OP: the rape gangs were not just random horny foreigners. they were (/are!) an organised criminal network actively enabled and encouraged by the police, social services, health services, civil servants, and the media.
there are cases of Pakistani men bringing 11 year old British girls to hospitals for abortions or to remove shards of glass from their vaginas, no questions asked by medical professionals, and released right back into their “care”. a British man was arrested for trespassing for trying to break into a house where his daughter was being gang raped. I could go on but, again, you really need to read the entire report. child protection gave Pakistani men tours of orphanages so they could choose who they wanted to take.
the reason all this was done was to aggressively quell any native dissent against the wonders of multiculturalism, so that communists could import third worlders forever and win elections forever. the Labour Party in particular but frankly the entire political establishment for at least 30 years has functionally been a rapes for votes scheme.
if selling native girls to foreigners for sexual slavery and torture in exchange for their electoral support isn’t treason then I don’t know what is.
this people need to be given the death penalty in an orderly fashion or else it will happen in a disorderly fashion.
#nevent1q…v9yg

2026-06-18 12:44:34 CEST

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yeah but also I’d happily do it.

2026-06-15 13:23:27 CEST

nostr is about to be inundated with british zoomers

2026-06-13 09:50:33 CEST

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it’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for em.

2026-06-10 22:40:13 CEST

there’s a nonzero chance nostr becomes the comms layer of resistance to the British state.
they are firing through censorship decrees faster than you can cut a native’s head off over here.

2026-06-09 20:04:14 CEST

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fuck sake Peter I took a few days off Twitter to get away from this kind of thing 😂

2026-06-09 20:03:49 CEST

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well in that case

2026-06-09 20:02:02 CEST

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it definitely either goes up or down

2026-06-09 14:14:18 CEST

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I’m married but thanks.

2026-06-09 13:10:52 CEST

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because mimesis

2026-06-09 13:07:56 CEST

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night mode bro, do you hate your eyes or something?

2026-06-09 11:42:52 CEST

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I don’t think you are following. what you said is correct and is a level of fluency only either a linguistic pedant or a non native speaker could be expected to achieve.

2026-06-09 11:41:37 CEST

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you have no idea what my position is. as it happens, I agree with you, but the hysterical shrieking and insults are making this exchange more annoying than it’s worth.

2026-06-08 17:59:58 CEST

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absolutely no reason to be this hostile. I asked you a question about how *you think* about the issue because I am curious. “I don’t think there is nuance because xyz” is a reasonable response, whereas “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK, NO FUCKING NUANCE” isn’t the intellectual pwnage you seem to think.
if you want to keep discussing, go ahead, I’ll ignore this comment. if you don’t want to discuss at all then just don’t.

2026-06-08 14:00:35 CEST

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“who pays whom”
3 mins in and I’m DED ☠️

2026-06-08 13:56:19 CEST

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there is no video but I know they were strolling around in green and orange morph suits.
I can just feel it in the fabric of the universe.
#nevent1q…k77e

2026-06-08 13:53:42 CEST

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BUT WERE YOU WEARING ORANGE AND GREEN MORPH SUITS?
THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

2026-06-08 13:27:19 CEST

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I’m not clear it’s okay either but I’d like you to explain why?

2026-06-08 13:26:40 CEST

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the context is much more specific than “you told them”. it’s “you told them because you had to tell them to exercise your threat of violence”. it feels like much more of a grey area than you are making out.

2026-06-08 11:20:15 CEST

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hmm idk, only just catching up on this but it sounds like the guy doxxed himself, no?
if you are receiving spurious legal threats from somebody who claims to want to be anonymous but also tells you their name to legitimise the threat, I’m struggling to follow how you can “doxx” them?

2026-06-06 12:17:00 CEST

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what about activation signaling? 😏

2026-06-05 13:48:44 CEST

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big smarts

2026-06-04 13:13:02 CEST

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@nprofile…s4gu loves ordinals. proven with a meme.
#nevent1q…333f

2026-06-04 12:58:43 CEST

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hella strong cosign on this one. if people use nostr less because it isn’t turning their brain to sludge, that’s a great thing.
#nevent1q…s0z7

2026-06-04 12:53:23 CEST

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idk “digital credit” is a pretty funny meme

2026-04-19 16:33:46 CEST

I prefer nostr for new content in general but this is stuff all bitcoiners know anyway and I wanna try to viralise it into normies’ minds:
https://x.com/allenf32/status/2045477517201477686

2026-03-17 11:03:43 CET

Take off the fake deep, take off the fake woke, take off the, "I'm broke, I care"
Take off the gossip, take off the new logic that if I'm rich, I'm rare
Take off the Chanel, take off the Dolce, take off the Birkin bag
Take all that designer bullshit off, and what do you have?

2026-03-16 13:20:59 CET

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hard or soft?

2026-03-16 13:20:30 CET

I actually have some thoughts about AI in case anybody hasn’t heard much on the topic and is curious?

2026-03-16 12:58:50 CET

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bro I’m a carpenter

2026-03-03 20:31:18 CET

super fun, worth a watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsLh-NYhOoU

2026-02-12 10:32:29 CET

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most people think fiat works. we win at the margin when they get rugged and learn the error of their ways.

2026-02-02 05:27:39 CET

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you.
you are the fake giraffe.

2026-01-25 15:28:31 CET

TIL it’s an open problem whether there exists a polynomial bijection from Q to QxQ and therefore apparently a very very difficult question.
who knew?

2026-01-24 10:55:14 CET

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with enough volume you could turn this into a fully fledged p2p exchange.

2026-01-24 10:53:37 CET

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speaking of which, @nprofile…8tea, do you even believe the reals exist?

2026-01-24 10:51:42 CET

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heine borel and anything relying on compactness fails.
weirdest/coolest result is IVT fails too, which is bizarre because on R continuity is strictly stronger than IVP, but in dense-but-not-complete R that flips.

2026-01-21 23:27:07 CET

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I think you are reading too much into it. QxQ is useless, just fun. you may have missed it but I declared the other day this is a mathslop account now.

2026-01-21 22:20:25 CET

nobody ever talks about the complex-ish numbers as QxQ
everybody’s all “nooooooo you need to go from Q to R and THEN to C noooooo you have to do it in that order!”
but like … you don’t :/

2026-01-21 21:57:51 CET

teacher: “what is a number?”
student: “a number is a connected component of the terminal sub-bicategory of the 2-category of finitary endofunctors on the-“
[teacher shoots student in the face. the rest of the class is frozen in shock and fear.]
teacher: “anybody else? what is a number?”

2026-01-19 22:44:39 CET

twitter is for hate scrolling the collapse of the west. nostr is for mathslop. this is a mathslop account now 👍

2026-01-19 22:43:28 CET

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this is an autist dog whistle, isn’t it?

2026-01-19 22:42:45 CET

the first number is zero and the second number- wait no, that sounds dumb-

2026-01-15 22:53:34 CET

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I absolutely do not and I would request you be careful with these fighting words, good sir.

2026-01-15 11:21:26 CET

honestly can’t stand people who say “the calculus”. I don’t think there is anything in bitcoin that annoys me this much …

2026-01-02 14:13:10 CET

y’all keen on homotopy type theory or we sticking with ZFC for now?

2025-12-21 22:35:00 CET

you can actually just ignore the current thing

2025-12-19 17:41:02 CET

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that is not at all what the incompleteness theorems say, nor do they have any bearing whatsoever on physical systems. this is all literal nonsense. it is not even wrong.

2025-12-19 17:09:46 CET

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can you please explain this sentence?
“Gödelian limits already explain why this axiom cannot be settled by measuring Planck time from within the system”

2025-12-19 14:28:56 CET

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it’s also the game theoretically perfect FUD because it will never actually happen, hence the theoretical threat will never go away, hence the materially conflicted can get research grants and engagement farm forever.
it’s “the climate crisis” for cryptography nerds.

2025-12-09 12:23:33 CET

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NO U!

2025-12-08 14:46:02 CET

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ah crap. that’s probably the one I mean. oh well.

2025-12-08 14:28:32 CET

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that bitcoiners are bullies

2025-12-08 12:37:15 CET

GUYS GUYS GUYS
Eric Weinstein is back on the bird app talking shit about bitcoin.
@nprofile…wxz8, can you please tell the story about him now? you know … THE story? 😜

2025-12-03 09:55:23 CET

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sorry, wait a minute, are you saying there are finitely many primes?

2025-12-02 22:49:34 CET

anybody got any good leads on twin prime conjecture?

2025-11-24 22:44:26 CET

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😏
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg

2025-11-13 17:30:01 CET

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huh?

2025-11-05 14:35:58 CET

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that would be a pretty sweet technicality to avoid losing the bet on

2025-11-04 22:14:26 CET

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOHLOgfXRRA

2025-10-26 08:30:06 CET

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yeah but everything sounds better in French

2025-10-21 11:16:53 CEST

Bitcoin, Fiat, and Islamic Finance by Harris Irfan and me.
very long in the works, finally arrived! hope you all enjoy.
https://www.axiombtc.capital/islamic

2025-09-27 13:03:13 CEST

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apologies for frying, hopefully that spurs growing back stronger 😂
also seconding that cryptoeconomics is excellent 👌

2025-09-04 19:36:52 CEST

please shill me your favourite essayists and, even better, collections of essays as books.

2025-08-25 23:14:01 CEST

very very very good video on probably my biggest academic pet peeve. well worth the 20 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH-ybecvuEo

2025-08-16 01:07:37 CEST

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Vibe Coding, but, like, for everything ...
a smallish essay on the economics of how this time isn’t different and p(doom)=0.
with thanks to @nprofile…0uuh, @nprofile…9kj2, @nprofile…8j8f, and @nprofile…c0kw:
#naddr1qq…fac6

2025-07-27 14:34:38 CEST

can the CEO of nostr please explain how they plan to enforce the Online Safety Act, thanks

2025-07-17 17:00:57 CEST

yo @nprofile…53n6, send me your AI doomer anthropological excursions plz 🙏

2025-07-10 16:31:10 CEST

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the writing of “Vibe Capital Accumulating” has begun!
reply with your favourite AI doomerism so I can steal your ideas 👍
#nevent1q…8df9

2025-06-29 00:18:17 CEST

21 and 22 jump street are so underrated fr fr

2025-06-23 14:35:56 CEST

I want @nprofile…a4f0 in a green morph suit to do a fireside chat with @nprofile…4uue in an orange morph suit.
that’s all I want.

2025-06-10 11:45:38 CEST

nothing within the state, all outside the state, all against the state.

2025-05-31 10:35:26 CEST

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*vibe, fml

2025-05-31 10:11:00 CEST

pending thinkboi reaction to the musings of @nprofile…r42m, @nprofile…rtj2, @nprofile…tnr6, @nprofile…d34u, and @nprofile…0t75:
“Vine Capital Allocating”
coming soon to a nostr near you …

2025-05-27 14:34:13 CEST

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PSA: I will be working over the coming weeks and months on turning this into something respectable to be pumped into tradfi capital allocation circles.
in other words, they will be tricked into reading a nice shiny report the TLDR that they are responsible for the biggest scam in the history of capital markets when they could have just stayed humble and stacked sats.
with that in mind, any novel comments or feedback very much welcome!
#naddr1qq…50q2

2025-04-12 23:36:59 CEST

a half-baked thesis on stablecoins, v0.1 for public beta:
#naddr1qv…8ac9

2025-03-10 12:41:58 CET

awesome project from @nprofile…e8ee and the Bulgarian Bitcoiner crew!
( @nprofile…2g2l, @nprofile…yzka, @npub19jf…8rx0)
https://geyser.fund/project/bulgarianjourney

2025-02-25 21:42:32 CET

math is fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQqtsm-bBRU

2024-12-21 13:07:33 CET

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bruv

2024-12-18 21:10:51 CET

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probably never if it remains useful for work. I use it completely differently to how I use nostr.

2024-12-17 14:44:30 CET

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yes

2024-12-17 13:28:30 CET

taking a break from twitter and really appreciate how much calmer it is here.
ask me the most wholesome question you can and I’ll zap you in response to its perceived wholesomeness …

2024-07-16 14:17:24 CEST

just got my first dishwasher. AMA.

2024-05-10 10:08:09 CEST

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a bit depressing as an answer, but during covid, that a frightening number of people will do whatever they are told and then rationalize it post hoc, no matter how completely insane or evil the instructions are.

2024-05-03 20:23:33 CEST

mrs allen: "how much is bitcoin now?"
me: "60 or so, I think. I try not to know the answer to that to the extent I can avoid finding it out, though."
mrs allen: "you know that doesn't make you as interesting as you think it does, right?"

2023-12-02 17:05:47 CET

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I don’t think so because you say “you’re bullshitting me” not “you’re bullshitting at me”, implying it’s a transitive verb with the target of the bullshit as the object of the clause. then you just have to conjugate as a past participle and “bullshat” is both funny and arguably correct given “shit/shat”.

2023-07-18 13:16:45 CEST

given I primarily use the bird app for shitposting (and now apparently marketing, fml) whereas nostr is where real work gets done and real learning happens, I’d be very happy to discuss Capital In The 21st Century if anybody has any questions.
AMA!

2023-04-06 22:04:58 CEST

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not Prague but hopefully Dam if timing works out.

2023-04-05 13:43:45 CEST

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I think more importantly people are just experimenting on both the producer and consumer sides and nobody has enough data yet to know what will be sustainably profitable.
(it’s almost as if the entire thesis of Bitcoin Is Venice is god damn profound …🤔🥲)

2023-04-05 12:53:03 CEST

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surely that the payment model evolves to directly price in a margin on storage?