“We’re at DEFCON fuck”
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Last Notes npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective #SilentSunday npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective This kinda reminds me of “The Spindle” that went up in the Chicago suburb of Berwyn when I was a kid. Also highly controversial. 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Do a Google image search for “american flag eagle boxer briefs.” npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective @npub1elu…gv66 absolutely killed it this month with their print ads npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Tales from dystopia: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective This time of year in Chicago is psychologically harder when it comes to the weather than, say, January. Sure it’s -15F after a foot of snow just fell, but in spring we get little tastes of warm weather and then Mother Nature is like lolz here’s some wind off lake michigan, assholes. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I really don’t care, do u? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Menace to society npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Happy birthday to my now 15 year old! Holy shit, what happened? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Our 18-year anniversary is next month, which apparently is the “porcelain” anniversary. Google listed things like Lladros and kintsugi sets as gift ideas. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Thinking about entering meetings like a WWE fighter npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Tales from beyond the Fedi bubble: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective One psychological “hack” is to replace “I have to [do something]” with “I get to [do something]” so it feels less bad. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I've lived with Crohn's disease since 2002, and have worked as a clinical psychologist with people with chronic illness since 2009. I'm fucking tired. I've watched the entire healthcare system turn to utter shit. Not that it was great in 2002, but 24 years on it's horrific. I've heard thousands of stories from patients. The gaslighting. The insurance denials. I would've been an expert witness in a lawsuit with UnitedHealthcare if they hadn't settled, and I heard what that discovery process uncovered. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I'm attending a small conference next week and was asked to send in a picture of something that explains "why I work in the non-profit patient advocacy space" and this is what I sent in npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Good morning from the rim of the valley of shouting roosters npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective So, when I got married I changed my last name mostly because Mr. Nay's surname is super simple and my maiden name is a pain in the ass I had to always spell and nobody could pronounce, etc. At first I moved my maiden name to be my middle name, mostly because I was graduating from grad school, working on getting licensed, etc. and was advised this would make things smoother. I eventually dropped my maiden name and went back to my original middle name. This is what's on my US Passport. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I hadn’t really considered the long term ramifications of watching a fuck ton of The Three Stooges as a kid npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective So, what are you gonna do when he dies? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective The kids are alright news: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective This orchid is around 8 years old and every year it blooms bigger than the previous. It’s been like this for a month, at least. It’s out of control. I think it might be plotting global domination. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Yeah it’s gonna be a long night. Tornado was by Kankakee. Is it going to hit you or fizzle out? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Driving a mile just cost me $500 (deductible). npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective What a stupid time to be a therapist. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective He GAVE A TALK ABOUT MY RESEARCH ON MEDICAL TRAUMA I MAY KICK HIM IN THE DICK but in Swedish npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Please baby yoda let me run into him in Stockholm 🤞 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I realize y’all aren’t in this world so the insanity of this revelation means little. This guy tried to undermine my entire field. For 20 fuckin years. He’s the worst grifter I’ve ever met. And I’ve met a LOT of grifters. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Bruh, heard through the grapevine this motherfucking asshole physician who made it his goddamn job to undermine the need for mental heath support for people with inflammatory bowel disease is now giving talks at conferences about the importance of mental health in IBD. These people are so THIRSTY. There’s an 93% chance he’s going to be at the same conference I’m heading to and god I hope I run into him. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Current conditions in Chicago npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Guys, I’m going to Sweden for the first time. What do I need to know? Wrong answers only. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Mumbrella 🐓 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective This guy decided he wanted to go back into the water but instead of going around the group decided he was going over. They can pull themselves about 4-5 times before needing a rest so things got a little testy from time to time, especially when he dragged his butt across another’s face. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective #SilentSunday npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective 14 had a bi-annual active shooter drill today at school and her “job” was to hold the special rope they keep in classrooms to hold the door shut while kids pile the desks and chairs in front of it. You know, normal shit. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Oh fuck you universe for taking Catherine O'Hara before you took that orange motherfucker. This is all kinds of wrong. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Which is it? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Going to start responding to things with “totally tubular” for a bit npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Went to Costco yesterday for the primary objective to buy tins of cat food. Forgot to buy tins of cat food. But I did get a giant tub of cottage cheese. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Curse you, Bz! Looks like it’s making its way south very slowly… npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Lotta vagina talk on the Beige TL today npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Sweet home, frozen Chicago npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Delayed, so I get to spend more time making friends at the airport. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Hmm, Jamie Oliver is going to appear on Good Morning America. I wonder if Uncle Roger is aware. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Thor recommends living in your dryer in 2026 npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Listening to Tom Brady in the broadcast booth I’m often reminded of this great moment in NFL history npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Pink npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Today’s plan is to hike up the mountain named “Nounou” aka Sleeping Giant. The legend says the giant ate too many rocks one day after being tricked by villagers who hid them in some poi, so he laid down to sleep and never got up. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Mele Kalikimaka npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Wires npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Now that’s a golden hour npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Knives Out at the beach was way better than Knives Out at church. Fight me. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective If you get this reference, have you had at least one colonoscopy yet? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Beedybeedybeedy what’s up, Buck? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Mood npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Hawaiian SPAM game is no joke npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Yesterday we made a side dish of rice with roasted pineapple and teriyaki SPAM, as was done at the first thanksgiving back in 16 whatever. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Jesus fucking christ, RIGHT???? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Search term had nothing to do with vulvas, at all. Yet here we are with this deep philosophical question being written about in 2022 :coolstorybob: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Sometimes I feel like Uncle Roger reviewing Jamie Oliver fried rice when I'm looking through Google Scholar npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I think I just admitted something that will get me kicked out of the fediverse. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I don’t know a lot about the Legend of Zelda but Link and Zelda aren’t related right? Because they sure as shit cast 2 actors that look like brother and sister for the new live action coming out. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Someone DMed me that he really loved my smile and based on my profile pic I assume he meant my beer. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective One must rest when biting fascists npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Got my ducks in a row npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Crazy red #aurora visible to the naked eye. Chicago suburbs, 11/11/25. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Big fuckin #aurora about to hit npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Today marks the end of an era for Thor’s balls. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I ❤️ cheese npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I’ve never been to Stockholm so I’m open to any tips on places to see and eat. I’ll only be there around 4 days for a conference. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Looks like my work trip Stockholm is a go. I’m sure February is a lovely time of year to visit. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Breaking #Volcano News npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective There’s a kid wearing a MAGA hat to school the past couple of days, so 14 checked with the dean about the rules for wearing political clothing and it’s allowed so long as it doesn’t cause a disruption. So she asked to borrow my Punch a Nazi hat today. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Friends don’t let friends move to Scottsdale npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Still thinking about the fact my friend, who I’ve known since 1999 and stood up at my wedding, is now dating a man who owns 3 cybertrucks :coolstorybob: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective It’s been a week and nobody has claimed him. Our dogs are learning to tolerate his existence in the house, and 3 years of shots seem to have 90% fixed my cat allergy. The cat redistribution system hath spoken. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Do we tell them about the low dose colonoscopy prep us in the elite club can get or is that forboden? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective I mean yeah, technically booze irritates your digestive system but I mean how bad can it be? npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Better npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Vodka is also clear liquid npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Stray cat update: npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Found this kitty in the parking lot hiding under a car after karate today. Very friendly so clearly this is someone’s cat but was scared out of her little mind. We’ve posted on Nextdoor, unfortunately no microchip. Local shelter won’t take her so she’s hanging out in our garage. Our dogs are not cool with cats. Hopefully someone sees the post and is reunited. Otherwise we’ll find her a happy home. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Weird. The volcano Kilauea started erupting last night and I’m just going to mention that in Hawaiian legends, Kilauea is the home of Pele and these eruptions are seen as displays of her passion and strength. Tūtū Pele is a symbol of resilience and transformation for Hawaiians, on this random Saturday in October where millions of people are heading out to protest a tyrant. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective If only I could go back in time and tell 2001 me that I now bear the mark of Antifa in 2025. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective The ADHDs in my house are fighting because each is mad at the other for the same fuckin’ behaviors npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Your periodic reminder that Larry Ellison owns 98% of the island of Lānaʻi, the 6th largest Hawaiian island. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Good morning, new Beige members! Calisthenics are at 7am. Please eat your morning serving of bran flakes to prepare for your vibrating chair session later this morning. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective 1990 orhodontist: put this big tray of goop in your mouth and try not to gag for 5 minutes so we can make a white plaster mold and yes you will have to do this more than once. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Took my ass down to the beach to get a better view. Bright moon and clouds making it not great but can see with the naked eye. Even caught some movement. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective Walked down to the corner to try to get away from the porch lights and a view of the north sky… got a little peek up here in northern Michigan npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective In my old job I was so used to just doing most tasks myself because people took forever to get their shit done and I’m absolutely one of those “it’s just easier if I do it” types. As a result I was this marvel of productivity that was great for my CV but inevitably just burned me out. Now I work with people who almost over-collaborate so it bogs everything down and shit takes 5 times as long to do. I’ve tried to go with the flow but it’s driving me a little nuts. I get shit done at the same speed and then it just sits for months while I wait or we try to schedule meetings across 4 time zones to have meandering conversations that could’ve been an email. Then someone asks me why shit isn’t done and I’m like npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective [looks at schedule for today] npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective My friend invented a game that could possibly become the official game of Mastodon. npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr TayFoNay, Pet Detective A few more pics, including the best hiking stick ever. It held my boots nicely for the water crossings.
