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2026-06-09 03:14:58 UTC

"sushi rapping deportations" lol
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/717/969/473/631/031/original/d06de8cd58943e8a.png

2026-05-20 23:39:54 UTC

This is an excellent meme, I'm going to liberate it on behalf of the people (folk).
> This is a Disaster for the Left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdhTfofNJhU

2026-05-18 13:08:58 UTC

An 1850 Police Description of Karl Marx's Home
https://open.substack.com/pub/jjmilt/p/how-prussian-police-described-karl
> 'In a word, everything is topsy-turvy. To sit down becomes a thoroughly dangerous business.'
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/595/735/805/948/126/original/409a852051ea047d.jpg

2026-05-08 14:37:00 UTC

Vivek Ramaswamy is Right
https://open.substack.com/pub/librarianofcelaeno/p/vivek-ramaswamy-is-right
> But not in the way he thinks
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/536/865/810/295/473/original/5079e913ee8cab7b.jpg

2026-05-08 12:51:36 UTC

Polymarket/Kalshi But For Racism
https://youtu.be/t64-pn8zjYE
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/539/044/415/153/034/original/528ed7cf59e96934.jpg

2026-05-05 12:25:02 UTC

Holocaust Questions VII: Anne Frank's Diary
https://open.substack.com/pub/therighttodissent/p/holocaust-questions-vii-anne-franks
> How should the world's most famous journal be interpreted?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/510/805/456/724/378/original/b5e5af53daa2d6ba.jpg

2026-05-04 16:29:41 UTC

Peter R. Quiñones (@petequinones)
https://substack.com/@petequinones/note/c-253551360?r=bd2yu
> “I can’t believe some people are complaining about gas prices,” says the disingenuous scum bag
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/517/252/728/174/076/original/87ae8b4a1bf4fc8f.jpg

2026-05-04 01:06:39 UTC

Why I hate meritocracy.
https://open.substack.com/pub/deepleft/p/why-i-hate-meritocracy
> How the "Marketplace of Ideas" Destroys Civilization.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/513/623/160/489/045/original/3958310ff344ebe7.jpg

2026-05-03 12:48:53 UTC

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2026-05-02 13:27:46 UTC

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2026-05-01 02:38:52 UTC

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Watch what names they hold on to, and which they discard.
They'll throw away communist, liberal, rationalist, humanitarian...
... but PROGRESSIVE is the name that keeps coming back. What kind of future are we "progressing" towards?

2026-04-30 01:32:53 UTC

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The question I have is - can these people be saved (fixed)? Otherwise, we're going to have a massive problem in the future with grotesque nutjobs holding positions of trust.

2026-04-29 12:47:43 UTC

Phoebe Sanders playing Hunt The Buffalo on the radio.
Great to see young people keeping these musical traditions alive.
https://youtu.be/bmE0E1ZvwDA
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2026-04-27 21:48:23 UTC

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I keep a pair of hemostats at my desk for fiddly electronics work, and (thankfully) have not needed them for their original intended purpose.

2026-04-27 20:53:00 UTC

your keys are not claws
https://open.substack.com/pub/aristoboulosstreptococcus/p/your-keys-are-not-claws
> don't bite me either
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/474/467/116/970/860/original/1c369cc633b02542.jpg

2026-04-26 11:25:22 UTC

Bruce Springsteen: The Poet Laureate of Boomer Pathology
https://open.substack.com/pub/carsonmcauley/p/bruce-springsteen
> They freaked out the squares, stuck it to the man, and handed their children the bill. The Boss just provided the soundtrack.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/470/757/615/439/540/original/d2db9474ea197e43.jpg

2026-04-26 03:04:26 UTC

*every corporate job*
https://youtube.com/shorts/M_QQR2QVVg8
> officehumortech layoffsmicrosoft layoffsai layoffscorporatehumortech job
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2026-04-25 22:08:27 UTC

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I've got iodine pills and I've made my peace with the Almighty, so let 'em come.

2026-04-25 21:02:12 UTC

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Working on it. In the mean time, hoping not to end up like Captain Nathan Hale.

2026-04-25 18:10:13 UTC

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I'll have to take a look. The whole situation is infuriating.

2026-04-22 15:13:06 UTC

Max's Musings
https://substack.com/@agentmax/note/p-193598320?r=bd2yu
> The real authoritarianism could be coming, and when it does, nobody will care what you think.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/449/003/828/353/075/original/63925c8073c13207.jpg

2026-04-18 19:09:38 UTC

Bad Moon Rising: World in Emergency
https://open.substack.com/pub/menandthecity/p/bad-moon-rising-world-in-emergency
> The legacy world order is collapsing so what comes next?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/427/284/658/317/401/original/8357a023ced834d6.jpg

2026-04-18 13:15:05 UTC

John Carter (@barsoom)
https://substack.com/@barsoom/note/c-244977760?r=bd2yu
> “Your universe has no meaning to them. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a heap of rubble of your beautiful dry stone wall…”
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/425/890/540/826/741/original/6a3a05bcad153779.jpg

2026-04-15 12:01:37 UTC

Trusting the Vance Plan
https://open.substack.com/pub/oldgloryclub/p/trusting-the-vance-plan
> A Follow-Up to “Ending the MAGA Civil War”
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/408/614/730/050/072/original/78fada8ca9c691f8.jpg

2026-04-13 13:52:07 UTC

Becoming Racist
https://open.substack.com/pub/nomadicmind/p/becoming-racist
> If you haven't been to Africa, this may surprise you
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/397/724/628/738/469/original/d637ddd5d83437d0.jpg

2026-04-08 12:24:32 UTC

Victim of Romance Scam Issues Warning For Other Men
https://youtu.be/MLjchw4nRWE
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2026-04-07 00:34:10 UTC

A close friend of mine here in the city had something terrible happen to him tonight, and is not doing well. Please keep him in your prayers.
Thank you.

2026-03-25 00:13:04 UTC

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One of my acquaintances was talking about starting a hyper-local podcast, and it reminded me of just this article.
With all these podcasts, I feel like taking a couple adderall and listening at 5x is the only way. That, or get people to stop making new podcasts. ;-)

2026-03-24 22:30:45 UTC

How to Start A Hyper Local Podcast
https://open.substack.com/pub/adamcurry/p/how-to-start-a-hyper-local-podcast?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=bd2yu
> You don't need to be Joe Rogan to make a difference in your community
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/286/517/743/925/571/original/52bacf39387bef12.jpg

2026-03-11 03:16:53 UTC

If Iran is truly out of the picture, what's next on the agenda? Pitting an Israeli-Arab coalition against Turkey?

2026-03-09 16:22:51 UTC

Muslims are planting IEDs in New York City and you're blackpilling?

2026-02-08 13:37:49 UTC

This did not age well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhcGUx3raoc

2026-01-29 12:19:09 UTC

Are You a Useful Idiot?
https://open.substack.com/pub/payload/p/are-you-a-useful-idiot
> Hard Times Call For Hard Questions & Answers
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/978/348/054/589/918/original/adf15460e387780a.jpg

2026-01-27 14:10:15 UTC

Libertarianism is a trap
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/967/460/341/774/649/original/9a9a3b8ef96d6342.jpeg

2026-01-10 12:04:17 UTC

Dudley Newright (@newrightpoast)
https://substack.com/@newrightpoast/note/c-197566446?r=bd2yu
> You know the look on her face: "I'm being naughty for a good cause. Well behaved women seldom make history. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good 😉😏" etc. Normies have been deluded by Netflix/Bluesky into thinking that a quick act of civil disobedience after dropping the kiddos off at school will be risk-free.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/870/705/717/106/814/original/6c620e9e25d3547c.jpg

2026-01-03 23:27:00 UTC

‘Took $50k in scholarship while earning $750,000’: Anti-H1B influencer calls Vivek Ramaswamy a ‘fraud’ over Soros fellowship - The Times of India
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/took-50k-in-scholarship-while-earning-750000-anti-h1b-influencer-calls-vivek-ramaswamy-a-fraud-over-soros-fellowship/articleshow/126294275.cms
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/833/754/113/158/232/original/6d702eb8157c37e0.webp

2025-12-20 14:14:33 UTC

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Vivek needs to be humiliated. The idea that this scam artist is going to be granted any kind of authority is galling.

2025-12-12 02:31:34 UTC

New dick measuring contest just dropped
https://myvocab.info/en

2025-12-02 11:37:56 UTC

Never buy Indian cookware. Not even once
https://www.foodandwine.com/fda-adds-9-cookware-brands-to-lead-contamination-recall-11859436

2025-11-13 04:01:24 UTC

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I've been thinking about the same thing. My current laptop (Lenovo Yoga Gen 9) is definitely suffering from quality issues. Battery life is great, but the screen cable fails frequently and will likely break completely soon. The cooling system is essentially nonexistent (same as earlier gens). Great for getting first degree burns while playing EU4.
While I haven't used the X13, my experience with multiple Lenovo ultralights is worrying. My next one will be far more 'normal' / rugged.

2025-08-21 21:04:30 UTC

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Still better than Mamdani

2025-08-21 03:52:05 UTC

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I write my own code nearly all of the time. AI coding agents just seem like a waste of time.

2025-08-11 03:44:24 UTC

What kind of damn fool thinks that war is supposed to be fair?

2025-03-08 14:48:25 UTC

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Must not be that interesting, link goes directly to the login screen.

2025-03-04 00:47:55 UTC

What lies in the shadows? What secrets have been hidden from the world? Our world is full of deceit, trapping us all in a web of lies. Is there an escape?
No matter where evil hides, the Night Crew will be after them. #NANC
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2025-02-27 22:38:26 UTC

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Thank you for doing this, take all the time you need.

2025-02-27 00:58:33 UTC

Come join the Night Crew! Explore the scenic beaches of Tahiti, taste the exotic flavors of the orient, experience the rich culture of the world and more. Our agents are standing by, waiting to help you reach the destination you've always been dream about.
Experience the Night Crew difference.
Offer not valid in Rhode Island.
#NANC
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2025-02-26 18:19:44 UTC

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devil horns or aviator caps

2025-02-26 00:25:02 UTC

A transmission arrives from the future. The year: 2077.
You see yourself transformed, trapped in a cybernetic frame. An alien doctor looks upon you coldly, with no hint of pleasured or remorse.
You get cold chills as you look closer at the image. Is that really me? Do I recognize this place?
Before cutting out, a voice - your voice - tells you what you must do.
"Seek out the Night Crew."
#NANC
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2025-02-25 01:54:37 UTC

In a world where technology runs everything, a boy with no future steps into the city's shadow.
I thought I was just coming to find a place. A fresh start. But this city? It doesn't care who you are. It just swallows you whole.
But when you get caught in the web, the only way out is to dive deeper.
In a city where secrets are currency - only the brave can rewrite the code.
It's time to break free.
The Night Crew. Coming soon.
#NANC
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2025-02-23 03:07:30 UTC

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I bought a dozen eggs this morning for $5 and I'm in NYC

2025-02-23 02:55:30 UTC

You swagger up to the bar, feeling the smooth vibe of the place and already imagining the drink that’ll hit the spot. Out of nowhere, a wild-eyed preacher, his hair all over the place like he’s had one too many grabs you by the arm.
"Hey, friend!" he yells, waving a wild finger in your face. "You gotta join the Night Crew! It's where all the action happens, baby!"
The whole scene is just... a little too much, even for you. But hey, you are in the mood for something strange tonight. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/050/943/237/801/191/original/59b5bd4ccd44940a.jpg

2025-02-21 00:03:31 UTC

On the run, but can he get away? Only the Night Crew knows! #NANC
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2025-02-20 14:37:31 UTC

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The globalists fear the backyard chicken farmer.

2025-02-19 23:32:54 UTC

You turn the corner and find yourself trapped in a riot. These people really have it out for the Night Crew!
Will they succeed in their mission to destroy the Night Crew? #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/033/162/332/472/602/original/95eacff806e9ee86.jpg

2025-02-17 16:16:38 UTC

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This is amazing, although 20 lbs does make it difficult to carry. Definitely the beginning of something awesome.

2025-02-17 15:04:50 UTC

I need a Railgun

2025-02-14 23:11:58 UTC

Oh captain, my captain! The Night Crew is in command, and has taken flight.
Stranger things have happened.
#NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/004/763/928/808/600/original/beee7230175d4fa9.jpg

2025-02-14 02:15:12 UTC

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Very nice color contrast here

2025-02-14 01:28:11 UTC

When the Night Crew takes flight, who knows what will happen on board? Will this be your last flight, or the start of an amazing adventure? #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/999/637/318/590/627/original/a9f3a30f36dafa5f.jpg

2025-02-12 22:14:45 UTC

What if the Night Crew was a Korean drama?
Naiteu keuluneun aegsyeon-eul junbihan aidol tim-ibnida! geudeul-eun maseutadon yeonbang ujuui miseuteolileul pul su iss-eulkkayo? #NANC eseo al-aboseyo!
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2025-02-12 11:51:59 UTC

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I definitely get all my information about Christian faith from a gay billionaire.

2025-02-11 23:59:03 UTC

What wonders lie beyond the reach of human reason? Deep in the jungle, the Night Crew is on the hunt. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/979/929/689/632/894/original/ba288f6c0c1ae204.jpg

2025-02-11 00:05:00 UTC

With a hum and a strum, the Night Crew brings all the hens to the yard. You can't always be on duty, sometimes you have to kick back and let the smoke out. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/977/934/581/695/000/original/49ec0cbc75c908f4.jpg

2025-02-09 01:46:37 UTC

While the robots and knights are guarding the rivers and streets, the Night Crew Air Division patrols the skies. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/971/402/961/080/030/original/0e0b84cfc4005956.jpg

2025-02-08 00:10:04 UTC

No matter where, no matter when, the Night Crew is there. Fighting from the shadows, spreading the word of No Authority. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/963/476/588/403/953/original/7bf0ce1bdbc3cb4c.jpg

2025-02-06 20:50:33 UTC

When the world is on fire, the Night Crew is there. Take an axe to your troubles. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/958/907/871/827/107/original/246c3f2a9e68cb64.jpg

2025-02-05 00:38:38 UTC

Even when everything is a dumpster fire, the Night Crew is there. Take an axe to your troubles. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/945/420/047/780/590/original/ea16ddbce89f3f1f.jpg

2025-02-04 11:56:37 UTC

Strident rhetoric has been evolving into peaceful dialogue...You have failed #USAID
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2025-01-31 00:21:00 UTC

Have a drink at the Night Crew bar - it's on the house #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/915/694/543/388/944/original/8ce78e4f7af1629d.jpg

2025-01-28 01:51:31 UTC

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I guess this one flew the @npub1v4p…zt05

2025-01-28 00:51:01 UTC

The Night Crew is a fascinating cast of characters. Won't you join us? #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/885/500/306/233/492/original/e55d6aa18d1c7d54.jpg

2025-01-26 00:45:01 UTC

Hey ladies, care to spend time with the Night Crew? #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/885/374/954/256/283/original/c25a10d49dbf7f40.jpg

2025-01-25 00:30:02 UTC

Collect them all - the adventures of the No Authority Night Crew are never ending #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/884/572/274/413/146/original/cf6df323723ded16.jpg

2025-01-23 23:54:03 UTC

The Night Crew is out there, investigating the mysteries of small town murders. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/872/778/935/259/207/original/b966608ab44fd772.jpg

2025-01-23 00:19:00 UTC

Even on this lost highway, the adventures of the Night Crew bring hope. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/872/336/823/694/521/original/10884afe5c1e6b0c.jpg

2025-01-21 23:13:49 UTC

Long after civilization collapses, the Night Crew lives on. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/868/877/250/972/819/original/cc1c1e642636ab5f.jpg

2025-01-21 03:25:03 UTC

Coming soon to sophisticated establishments everywhere -- Night Crew, the finest liquor endorsed by snazzy gentlemen and knights of the Netherworld. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/864/200/016/296/197/original/3cb639b5bfedc722.jpg

2025-01-18 12:23:28 UTC

It's too bad we don't have crimping anymore. The Ukrainian army needs personnel, and the NAFO folks are right there.

2025-01-17 06:57:46 UTC

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Most likely he's yet another fake front-man. It's hilarious that the PTB thought being lel epic diablo g@m3r was a positive for a middle-aged 'rich' man.

2025-01-17 05:37:29 UTC

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Maybe he's really a top gamer and the CEO stuff is all bullshit?

2025-01-15 19:26:09 UTC

Take a break from all of the bad news with a day at the beach... with the Day Crew #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/834/008/364/107/926/original/cc88a408560434a8.jpg

2025-01-03 15:05:15 UTC

A lot of people seem to searching for someone to tell them no, and mean it.

2024-12-31 17:03:36 UTC

The past in flames, the future uncertain -- the NIGHT CREW is here to help. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/748/511/095/639/800/original/3826c484fd4266b8.jpg

2024-12-28 13:44:16 UTC

YouTube seems to have scrubbed any videos of the original skit, but this song is fitting for the current Elon Musk meltdown
Spitting Image - I Never Met a Nice South African
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SUQVLXspXu0

2024-12-24 22:30:00 UTC

Merry Christmas from the No Authority Night Crew. Have a blessed night and day! #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/708/949/819/622/749/original/ad14a7052a4d760e.jpg

2024-12-16 18:07:53 UTC

We need a reverse-bounty program for open source software. Something like "I pledge $100/mo. to prevent further development of Nostr" or other obnoxious things.

2024-12-12 14:25:00 UTC

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Just like the plastic neon toys - turn on the lights and they stop glowing.

2024-12-12 13:39:17 UTC

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We all know the correct modern spelling is womxn.

2024-12-07 00:45:03 UTC

Celebrating a Christmas festival with the No Authority Night Crew #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/606/815/482/838/772/original/7f63690d3ea08ba0.jpg

2024-12-06 02:40:07 UTC

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Show me the man's chauffeur and I'll find a witness to unspeakable crimes.

2024-12-05 02:22:45 UTC

Have a drink with the Night Crew #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/597/832/550/403/271/original/ec93245c1bfd6dd7.jpeg

2024-12-02 20:12:30 UTC

Given the overall level of corruption in the US government, it's nice to see that Totally Legit Joe has some residual scraps of familial loyalty. I think I would somehow respect him less if he let his own kid swing.

2024-12-02 18:52:53 UTC

So I tried out the first AI video generator I found, and it worked... OK. It used an LLM to generate a script, text-to-voice for the dialog and a bunch of stock film for the visuals.
I could probably have done all that in Handbrake with much better results, but this was completed in just a few short minutes. I guess this explains all of the low-effort video memes showing up on various SNS.
Also, here is a crappy film about a pirate escaping a ghost. #NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/584/726/853/926/739/original/084a1c18ead34f2d.mp4

2024-12-02 01:50:23 UTC

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You mean How It's **Really** Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfoxcSHGxp8

2024-12-01 02:05:58 UTC

Looks like someone finally made non-awful LED Christmas lights @npub1gx2…4lmh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qSFNufruSKw

2024-11-09 23:50:27 UTC

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The space witch is evaporating?

2024-10-26 00:00:53 UTC

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PayPal mafia and associates

2024-10-22 13:17:04 UTC

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A Cheney said this? We are truly ruled by the least self-aware people who have ever lived.

2024-10-21 02:32:34 UTC

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Hackernews still has some life left in it. The chorus of defenders for the worst crimes of big tech is deafening though.
@npub1gx2…4lmh