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2026-08-01 01:25:41 CEST

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@nprofile…x5xx @nprofile…lcsy
Socialism is 100% market manipulation.
ICE protesters are entitled babies who live in a dream world.

2026-07-30 06:17:05 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-30 06:15:26 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-30 06:14:34 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-30 06:13:38 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-30 06:12:52 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-30 06:12:14 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-30 03:57:27 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-30 03:53:14 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
how to become a boss:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/426/572/222/819/original/9cc4f358ca028efc.webp

2026-07-30 03:46:04 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
I'm a boss to bosses and I can't believe they couldn't find someone better.
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2026-07-29 19:49:30 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…hd66
refusing to testify when you have a pardon may be contempt of congress.

2026-07-29 19:28:32 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6
who is the real criminal then?

2026-07-29 16:08:39 CEST

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@nprofile…lhmc
Shit, he wrote it all down in his fucking diary.

2026-07-29 16:00:01 CEST

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@nprofile…rfn7
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2026-07-29 15:56:44 CEST

I thought you couldn't plead the fifth if you received a pardon?
https://nypost.com/2026/07/29/us-news/anthony-fauci-pleads-the-fifth-amendment-in-senate-hearing/

2026-07-29 06:09:00 CEST

Ed Markey wants more of the, "Pretti Good" army to get out there and die for ...
Haitians.
https://www.massdailynews.com/2026/07/28/take-streets-sen-markey-urges-massachusetts-defy-ice-trump

2026-07-28 18:55:37 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen
Churchill said of the Americans, "After they've exhausted all other possibilities, they will do the right thing."

2026-07-28 15:10:38 CEST

AOC is getting fat.

2026-07-28 06:44:01 CEST

Imagine the pain of being...
Blasted on Truth Social.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/watch-trump-says-thune-needs-get-his-job/

2026-07-27 08:19:00 CEST

https://youtu.be/-3tDvMG87Ro

2026-07-27 05:11:23 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9
Candace got too catty for my taste.
This has a celebrity skin feel to it.

2026-07-27 02:05:45 CEST

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2026-07-27 02:02:21 CEST

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2026-07-26 14:46:14 CEST

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@nprofile…ds0l
Is infosec some kind of special needs server?

2026-07-26 14:41:14 CEST

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@nprofile…ds0l
I read books on my phone

2026-07-26 06:19:00 CEST

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@nprofile…xyve
I think I’m gonna build him a library. It will be a Home Depot shed and hunter will live in it. I’ll put it on land i inherited but can’t build on.

2026-07-25 19:03:56 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen
I'm about to add WNBA to my filter.
maybe NBA too...

2026-07-25 07:12:54 CEST

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@nprofile…hw3q @nprofile…rq7v
That was a recent addition.

2026-07-25 04:12:00 CEST

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@nprofile…rjk0
Rap is music for people who don’t like music.

2026-07-25 04:10:12 CEST

I’m listening to rap.
People like this?

2026-07-24 08:35:06 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja @nprofile…gaa4 @nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…07t3
"Adulting," is no worse than "Grown up."

2026-07-24 07:54:06 CEST

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@nprofile…c965 @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…dlsx
anyone can be a minister with them. it's a free service.

2026-07-24 07:44:00 CEST

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/jack-posobiec-shiloh-hendrix-is-trial-speech-thought/

2026-07-23 18:59:38 CEST

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@nprofile…dlsx
*In SlJ voice
"I don't see any evidence that anyone wants a mouse here, do you, motherfucker?!"

2026-07-23 18:57:59 CEST

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@nprofile…a0uj
omg what a bunch of losers.

2026-07-23 18:55:23 CEST

Netflix making a JCD biopic.

2026-07-23 14:35:12 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja
that's a consequence of being busy.

2026-07-23 14:29:33 CEST

Good luck finding a plumber in your civilian life homeboy.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/exclusive-army-lieutenant-uniform-tells-america-fck-donald/

2026-07-21 19:46:22 CEST

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@nprofile…autq
flour sack dress

2026-07-21 07:25:39 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja
23&me

2026-07-21 07:16:03 CEST

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@nprofile…hqna
"The victim’s family revealed that Marte lost her life as a result of domestic violence."
sounds better than she was beat to death by her BF.

2026-07-21 02:21:08 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
Prison has a way of changing a man.

2026-07-21 02:13:47 CEST

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@nprofile…uamf
How many asylum seekers will have babies in 10 years?

2026-07-20 22:30:36 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
Blue haired troon is the new hawk tuah

2026-07-20 19:50:13 CEST

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…cp6s
You can get so far being pretty, but only so far...

2026-07-20 19:31:48 CEST

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@nprofile…l4kz
also, wash your produce.

2026-07-20 19:30:43 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6
I'm bringing salads to work.

2026-07-20 13:59:19 CEST

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@nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…nxac
baldness runs in the royal blood. You'd think they would breed for stronger hair and no acne.

2026-07-20 13:56:53 CEST

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@nprofile…rfn7
Are they direct descendants of Uther Pendragon?

2026-07-20 04:10:15 CEST

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@nprofile…5kuu
I didn't watch it but I know that the fossils of mastodons are often mistaken for giants.

2026-07-20 04:06:40 CEST

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@nprofile…7dzr
jealous?
🤢

2026-07-19 18:18:34 CEST

RIP Marvel
https://boundingintocomics.com/comic-books/marvel-moves-publishing-operations

2026-07-19 06:11:39 CEST

uh-oh
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/police-investigating-after-dead-body-is-found-home/

2026-07-18 07:01:36 CEST

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@nprofile…rkgj
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2026-07-18 06:08:39 CEST

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@nprofile…r4e5
I don't use Ai.
I'm gay enough.

2026-07-18 06:05:30 CEST

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@nprofile…r4e5
I bet the last page fold in thing would be amazing on this taco bell shitty lettuce.

2026-07-18 05:31:28 CEST

https://www.themarginalian.org/2026/07/13/tsunetomo-feedback/

2026-07-18 05:15:54 CEST

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-releases-new-imodium-a-d-sauce-packets-to-combat-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak/

2026-07-17 05:24:29 CEST

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…lsen
cabbage is ok tho
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/933/175/661/411/773/original/ba0867373196f9a8.mp4

2026-07-17 05:18:07 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen
I'll never eat lettuce again.
Also, that is my new ringtone.

2026-07-16 16:40:51 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-16 16:37:33 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
I'm weeping

2026-07-16 15:59:05 CEST

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@nprofile…yvnm
I can't believe anyone was stupid enough to send their DNA to these companies.

2026-07-16 12:51:03 CEST

The sky is blue again.
Canada put out those fires yet?

2026-07-16 01:27:13 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
Face pie
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2026-07-16 01:20:00 CEST

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@nprofile…mzjn
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2026-07-15 06:54:24 CEST

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@nprofile…rnpl @nprofile…cvrl @nprofile…l4kz
The jobs you can get with a gender studies degree are pretty much what you imagined.
https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/womens-and-gender-studies-jobs

2026-07-14 06:45:16 CEST

I’m putting data centers in space

2026-07-13 23:11:19 CEST

https://thefederalist.com/2026/07/13/same-sex-couple-sues-surrogate-after-she-refuses-to-abort-baby-with-cleft-lip/

2026-07-13 05:23:57 CEST

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@nprofile…v6y2
whut the frijoles indeed manuel....

2026-07-12 12:10:36 CEST

https://nypost.com/2026/07/12/us-news/south-carolina-sen-lindsey-graham-dead-at-71-after-brief-and-sudden-illness/

2026-07-10 08:43:03 CEST

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@nprofile…hw3q
I thought about a timer, like for xmas lights, but more to calm her died down

2026-07-10 08:08:36 CEST

I get to enjoy another night sitting up with mum because a visiting nurse ain't shit.

2026-07-10 07:31:19 CEST

They make a good case to ban cycling in the metro area. If it’s so dangerous, walk your bike.
https://mass.streetsblog.org/2026/07/09/driver-kills-bicyclist-on-tremont-street-in-mission-hill

2026-07-09 17:12:38 CEST

Here's a nice game to play with the kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiBo_NgYI5Q

2026-07-09 09:20:11 CEST

Race-y McRaceface
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/888/803/396/048/213/original/de8cef17a6b46414.png

2026-07-09 08:59:41 CEST

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@nprofile…f86m
I can see places like bars and movie theaters banning entry with those glasses.

2026-07-09 08:57:09 CEST

Women suck
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/07/08/usmnts-12-8-world-cup-payout-will-be-shared-with-womens-team-under-equal-pay-agreement/

2026-07-09 06:07:13 CEST

Honestly, I can't believe they tried to run this guy as a Senator.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/breaking-platner-drop-outs-senate-race-amid-explosion/

2026-07-07 20:36:37 CEST

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@nprofile…aamy @nprofile…w4wg
seth rogan.
yuck.

2026-07-07 19:49:24 CEST

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@nprofile…rjm9
The premise of NATO is pointless.
They are supposed to fight communism and russia but they leave China alone and depend on Russia for heating oil.
It exists so that Europe doesn't form it's own Army, which would be laughable.

2026-07-07 03:34:31 CEST

I am an expert on the Charlie Kirk Murder trial
https://thefederalist.com/2026/07/06/heres-what-you-need-to-know-about-the-charlie-kirk-assassination-trial-day-1/

2026-07-07 01:13:33 CEST

he was braindead before he went to the hospital.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/laura-loomer-reporter-claim-hospitalized-mitch-mcconnell-is-brain-dead/

2026-07-05 22:07:08 CEST

I shaved off my hair and beard and I await deliverance in my fresh Nike sneaks.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/869/170/771/956/108/original/29c44829b729c0ea.png

2026-07-04 07:12:53 CEST

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@nprofile…45ak @nprofile…l3mt
no kings broski

2026-07-04 07:09:24 CEST

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@nprofile…l3mt @nprofile…z3w6
you're really into Donald Trump, huh?

2026-07-04 07:00:56 CEST

Everything I know about staying cool in summer I learned from Henry Miller.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/859/945/087/469/035/original/580d97869d0cf6aa.png

2026-07-04 01:04:08 CEST

They know we're busy that weekend.
https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/07/03/iran-schedules-ayatollahs-funeral-fourth-july-weekend/

2026-07-01 08:37:32 CEST

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…h667
https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/06/30/ohio-sen-moreno-reintroduce-former-sen-harry-reids-bill-eliminating-birthright-citizenship/

2026-07-01 08:20:14 CEST

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…h667
the big cases always obscure the little ones that have much bigger impact.
Humphrey's executor, for example. They've been trying to get rid of that thing for decades.

2026-07-01 08:10:19 CEST

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…h667
I presumed the executive order to be a legal test. Now they know where the statute is weakest.

2026-06-30 16:47:39 CEST

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@nprofile…aamy @nprofile…rfn7
sounds like Europe.

2026-06-30 06:43:56 CEST

https://boundingintocomics.com/movies/dc-studios-teams-with-kfc

2026-06-29 07:06:51 CEST

My neighbor finally finished his backyard playland (or he ran out of money).
Rock walls, some pergola thing - and he celebrated by (over)cooking a steak on his new back deck.
*Alone

2026-06-28 05:05:57 CEST

😂
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/27/democrat-debbie-wasserman-schultz-claims-americans-will-pay-even-higher-prices-for-groceries-housing-if-tps-haitians-deported/

2026-06-27 17:04:16 CEST

WNBA is teaches us it's OK to beat up the successful white girl.
https://joehoft.com/was-caitlin-clark-assaulted-wnba-game-because-shes/

2026-06-24 20:39:08 CEST

Sorry, Anthony is Adam Curry‘s alt account

2026-06-23 19:34:13 CEST

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/800/621/000/756/309/original/1cb394f4b6fcbab2.png

2026-06-22 04:44:59 CEST

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@nprofile…rkpm
stapler...
interesting flex.

2026-06-20 15:58:06 CEST

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@nprofile…2nyy
have you tried a text browesr?