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2026-08-25 04:26:36 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/england-welcomes-meghan-markle-back-with-mandatory-burqa/

2026-08-24 07:23:25 UTC

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@nprofile…2ghj
french toast and then back to sleep. Later I might hang around a junkyard like Sanford and Son.

2026-08-21 18:58:54 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
I would advise you not to make it personal.
Allow your enemy to save face.

2026-08-21 18:52:06 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
Call your lawyer.

2026-08-19 04:49:34 UTC

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@nprofile…9fnr @nprofile…7ypj
are 3d printers robots?

2026-08-18 05:20:43 UTC

Reddit mods wanna be Sophie SOOO bad.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/08/far-left-reddit-moderators-ban-sophie-cunninghams-name/

2026-08-18 02:38:07 UTC

I got that S1 kobra and it just jams all the time.
3D printing will never be anything but a hobby.

2026-08-15 16:34:24 UTC

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@nprofile…pfkn
Take a lesson western world.

2026-08-14 00:48:51 UTC

Protest everything with a die in.
Play dead on the floor.

2026-08-13 04:48:33 UTC

Zero chance they will end up shocking each other.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/08/ice-equip-agents-electric-shock-gloves-safely-subdue/

2026-08-11 06:08:53 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
I don't see a problem.

2026-08-08 11:11:11 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
In our defense, these people aren't Americans.

2026-08-07 17:33:08 UTC

I've started saying, "The Ukraine," again.

2026-08-01 16:43:53 UTC

My War
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/021/253/718/179/094/original/d30e791a30f80295.jpg

2026-08-01 16:06:00 UTC

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@nprofile…gtgt
I don't know, it was from the bakery.
I get the french feta from a greek market.

2026-08-01 12:13:26 UTC

The feta cheese croissant was impressive.

2026-08-01 07:08:42 UTC

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@nprofile…x5xx @nprofile…lcsy
protesters who are killed by hurling themselves into the path of armed men are 'suicide by ICE.'

2026-08-01 04:08:20 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/018/283/042/137/810/original/7fa5e3a3ab8ac36f.png

2026-07-31 23:25:41 UTC

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@nprofile…x5xx @nprofile…lcsy
Socialism is 100% market manipulation.
ICE protesters are entitled babies who live in a dream world.

2026-07-31 18:13:05 UTC

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@nprofile…x5xx @nprofile…lcsy
Capitalism leaves markets in charge of the economy. If people don't like something, like electric pick up trucks, they don't buy them. If a better product is brought to market, people will buy it.
Under socialism you eat ze bugs, own nothing and you'll be happy or be murdered.

2026-07-31 17:23:11 UTC

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@nprofile…lcsy
Socialism is a consequence of lower IQ's globally.

2026-07-30 04:17:05 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/992/688/261/870/original/1a8a7f51e11a775d.jpg

2026-07-30 04:14:34 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/982/885/941/866/original/661798ae820e5726.jpg

2026-07-30 04:12:52 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/976/223/313/848/original/b716f94e09a72764.jpg

2026-07-30 04:12:14 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/973/554/202/892/original/91d69c9e7abc59b4.jpg

2026-07-30 02:00:17 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
ok, I'm aroused.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/454/857/833/419/original/e9a9b2fc3cf0e00e.jpg

2026-07-30 01:57:27 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/442/959/206/152/original/5c77b1c7dd84b7f9.jpg

2026-07-30 01:53:14 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
how to become a boss:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/426/572/222/819/original/9cc4f358ca028efc.webp

2026-07-30 01:46:04 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
I'm a boss to bosses and I can't believe they couldn't find someone better.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/006/397/638/270/056/original/8731af0f51538b4b.jpg

2026-07-29 17:49:30 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…hd66
refusing to testify when you have a pardon may be contempt of congress.

2026-07-29 17:28:32 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
who is the real criminal then?

2026-07-29 14:08:39 UTC

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@nprofile…lhmc
Shit, he wrote it all down in his fucking diary.

2026-07-29 14:00:01 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/003/622/523/144/601/original/e900314d37523c59.png

2026-07-29 13:56:44 UTC

I thought you couldn't plead the fifth if you received a pardon?
https://nypost.com/2026/07/29/us-news/anthony-fauci-pleads-the-fifth-amendment-in-senate-hearing/

2026-07-29 04:09:00 UTC

Ed Markey wants more of the, "Pretti Good" army to get out there and die for ...
Haitians.
https://www.massdailynews.com/2026/07/28/take-streets-sen-markey-urges-massachusetts-defy-ice-trump

2026-07-28 16:55:37 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Churchill said of the Americans, "After they've exhausted all other possibilities, they will do the right thing."

2026-07-28 13:10:38 UTC

AOC is getting fat.

2026-07-28 04:44:01 UTC

Imagine the pain of being...
Blasted on Truth Social.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/watch-trump-says-thune-needs-get-his-job/

2026-07-27 06:19:00 UTC

https://youtu.be/-3tDvMG87Ro

2026-07-27 05:52:32 UTC

https://nypost.com/2026/07/26/us-news/rhode-island-dad-claims-he-saw-bigfoot-in-connecticut-woods-and-detailed-that-it-had-no-boobs/

2026-07-27 03:11:23 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
Candace got too catty for my taste.
This has a celebrity skin feel to it.

2026-07-27 00:05:45 UTC

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2026-07-27 00:02:21 UTC

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2026-07-26 13:28:43 UTC

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@nprofile…uamf @nprofile…h2rj
He’s making bank on the speaking circuit. Sells out Boston symphony hall.

2026-07-26 12:46:14 UTC

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@nprofile…ds0l
Is infosec some kind of special needs server?

2026-07-26 12:41:14 UTC

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@nprofile…ds0l
I read books on my phone

2026-07-26 04:19:00 UTC

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@nprofile…xyve
I think I’m gonna build him a library. It will be a Home Depot shed and hunter will live in it. I’ll put it on land i inherited but can’t build on.

2026-07-25 17:03:56 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
I'm about to add WNBA to my filter.
maybe NBA too...

2026-07-25 05:12:54 UTC

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@nprofile…hw3q @nprofile…rq7v
That was a recent addition.

2026-07-25 02:12:00 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0
Rap is music for people who don’t like music.

2026-07-25 02:10:12 UTC

I’m listening to rap.
People like this?

2026-07-24 06:35:06 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja @nprofile…gaa4 @nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…07t3
"Adulting," is no worse than "Grown up."

2026-07-24 05:54:06 UTC

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@nprofile…c965 @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…dlsx
anyone can be a minister with them. it's a free service.

2026-07-23 17:17:14 UTC

non-binary IT guy has a GF and he's not non-binary anymore.

2026-07-23 16:59:38 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
*In SlJ voice
"I don't see any evidence that anyone wants a mouse here, do you, motherfucker?!"

2026-07-23 16:57:59 UTC

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@nprofile…a0uj
omg what a bunch of losers.

2026-07-23 16:55:23 UTC

Netflix making a JCD biopic.

2026-07-23 12:35:12 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja
that's a consequence of being busy.

2026-07-23 12:29:33 UTC

Good luck finding a plumber in your civilian life homeboy.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/exclusive-army-lieutenant-uniform-tells-america-fck-donald/

2026-07-22 04:09:04 UTC

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@nprofile…9fnr @nprofile…ygns
Hm.
I don't know if I like the sound of that.
Why would a printer have to go online?
Do they all do that now?

2026-07-21 17:46:22 UTC

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@nprofile…autq
flour sack dress

2026-07-21 05:34:43 UTC

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@nprofile…ygns @nprofile…9fnr
I like this one.
it's got zazz.

2026-07-21 05:25:39 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja
23&me

2026-07-21 05:16:03 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
"The victim’s family revealed that Marte lost her life as a result of domestic violence."
sounds better than she was beat to death by her BF.

2026-07-21 04:54:58 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
Kill you, cook you and make you delicious.

2026-07-21 04:52:59 UTC

Julia Child as right about everything.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/956/173/145/774/632/original/d0e1af110cf58531.png

2026-07-21 00:24:00 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…mzjn
those things exist, only now they handle airline customer support instead of making license plates.

2026-07-21 00:21:08 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
Prison has a way of changing a man.

2026-07-21 00:19:11 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/955/096/515/526/351/original/03086fe571a2984a.png

2026-07-21 00:15:35 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…uamf
fasting while pregnant guarantees birth defects.

2026-07-21 00:13:47 UTC

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@nprofile…uamf
How many asylum seekers will have babies in 10 years?

2026-07-21 00:10:55 UTC

Christopher Nolan's wife is the reason this Odyssey thing is happening.
It all makes sense now.

2026-07-20 23:52:15 UTC

Hey dorks:
what's a good 3D printer?

2026-07-20 23:25:02 UTC

Stephen Colbert looking mother fucker
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/954/883/576/476/583/original/994801e5e7f96000.png

2026-07-20 20:30:36 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
Blue haired troon is the new hawk tuah

2026-07-20 17:46:56 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
I'm gonna follow that practical fellow.

2026-07-20 17:31:48 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
also, wash your produce.

2026-07-20 17:30:43 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
I'm bringing salads to work.

2026-07-20 11:59:19 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…nxac
baldness runs in the royal blood. You'd think they would breed for stronger hair and no acne.

2026-07-20 11:56:53 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
Are they direct descendants of Uther Pendragon?

2026-07-20 06:18:14 UTC

I’m concerned the number of ionic air filters i have going to counter the Canadian wildfires will cause lightning to strike my house.

2026-07-20 02:10:15 UTC

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@nprofile…5kuu
I didn't watch it but I know that the fossils of mastodons are often mistaken for giants.

2026-07-19 17:32:04 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5 @nprofile…hd66
I'm getting some nunchucks.

2026-07-19 17:22:15 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…xefq
protesters and activists are the least informed of any subject. They are rigid in their thinking and when presented with information - they will try to change reality rather than accept it.
An activist is worse than a racist pedophile lizard person.

2026-07-19 16:18:34 UTC

RIP Marvel
https://boundingintocomics.com/comic-books/marvel-moves-publishing-operations

2026-07-19 13:23:51 UTC

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@nprofile…xefq
a quick search for 'forest management.'
it's not climate change.
It's NEVER climate change.
https://fsc.org/en/forest-management

2026-07-19 13:09:24 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…hw3q
HamAi is just uploading the ARRL handbook and reading through their forums? Like ChatGPT with Reddit and Grindr.

2026-07-19 04:51:28 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…hw3q
will it help folks pass the test?

2026-07-19 04:29:29 UTC

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@nprofile…qxww
whats the red light?
*maga hat?

2026-07-19 04:11:39 UTC

uh-oh
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/police-investigating-after-dead-body-is-found-home/

2026-07-18 05:01:36 UTC

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@nprofile…rkgj
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/939/220/124/106/295/original/e79e003c3af61c27.jpg

2026-07-18 04:52:35 UTC

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@nprofile…dmzd
I read somewhere that you could have bought every bike rider a brand new car for what it cost to build them bike lanes.

2026-07-18 04:08:39 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5
I don't use Ai.
I'm gay enough.

2026-07-18 04:05:30 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5
I bet the last page fold in thing would be amazing on this taco bell shitty lettuce.

2026-07-18 04:02:57 UTC

Apparently there are fewer than 1,000 regular bike riders in the city of Boston.

2026-07-18 03:31:28 UTC

https://www.themarginalian.org/2026/07/13/tsunetomo-feedback/

2026-07-18 03:15:54 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-releases-new-imodium-a-d-sauce-packets-to-combat-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak/

2026-07-17 03:24:29 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…lsen
cabbage is ok tho
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/933/175/661/411/773/original/ba0867373196f9a8.mp4

2026-07-17 03:18:07 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
I'll never eat lettuce again.
Also, that is my new ringtone.

2026-07-16 14:40:51 UTC

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@nprofile…mzjn
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