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I've done 0 research to give anything solid. I borrowed a friend's Craftsman model because he needed some tools from me and it's been great. I wouldn't be mad if it's what I ended up with because it's done a fine job.

2026-04-24 23:48:24 CEST

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Haha this wasn't a wife thing this time. A buddy needed to borrow a tiller so I borrowed his pressure washer and now I'll be out another $100 in sats when I end up buying my own 😂

2026-04-24 23:47:02 CEST

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It's so satisfying too. Watching those lines of dirt wash away is pure stress relief.

2026-04-24 23:38:37 CEST

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Driveway ✅
Windows ✅
Sidewalks ✅
Gutters ✅
I'm about to start full washing my brick walls to find what's under all this.

2026-04-24 22:40:13 CEST

Never realized how much I needed a power washer for the home.

2026-04-24 19:40:00 CEST

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It's not redistributing. The existing Bitcoin will continue to exist unaffected. This is just about creating something totally new. Anyone can create things and this is what it looks like.

2026-04-24 19:36:20 CEST

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail_risk

2026-04-24 19:35:28 CEST

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Agreed on distinguishing keys vs value. Satoshi will never have value on the ehash network so how will it be theft? How do you take something that doesn't exist by the network rules?

2026-04-24 19:25:54 CEST

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Satoshi's stake is very, very relevant. Assuming it's controlled by the NSA then this fork takes the control of those coins away from the NSA inside this new network. If you assume Paul is part of the NSA, or some other attacking force, then this reassigns the value from Satoshi to potentially new entrants that might be government aligned. Regardless Satoshi's stake is very relevant.

2026-04-24 19:18:24 CEST

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I have a different vision for where the economics land. I don't think we'll ever see complete tail risk collapse. We'll see an adjustment over the adoption period where adoption of the new network is driving the value (where I believe we are now) but I don't think this leads to hoard and grow value.
I believe after adoption wave completes and we arrive at the top of the S curve, Bitcoin's price will remain cyclically volatile as people move out corn for economic activity and back in as economic activity produces results. I think the value of Bitcoin will likely look like what free money should look like with booms and busts constantly based on market conditions opposed to what we see now with dollar based fed management. I think that's far more zulm (I hope I'm using this right as I had to look it up and might be totally off usage) as the merits of each individual's foresight determines the value of their wealth through economic movements.

2026-04-24 18:27:28 CEST

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Where does Satoshi ever lose his stake? He will still control the same Bitcoin the day after the fork that he does today.

2026-04-24 18:09:37 CEST

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It certainly could have been designed otherwise but the design choice of supply didn't guarantee the price increase per token. Arguably it could have caused later investors to never take the risk of the network and never invest causing the coins to remain worthless. Only from our past tense vision can we see the increase. At the time it was a worthless network. In terms of Halal there's no interest in the actual coinage so I can't understand where it would be Haram on simply a changing value but I'm not muslim and would love to hear more.

2026-04-24 18:03:06 CEST

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I don't follow the interest pattern on the corn at all. It didn't bear interest on corn, in fact monetarily, early mining didn't even give you anything since most tokens in the true early days were worthless, monetarily, at the time.

2026-04-24 17:52:03 CEST

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Very interesting! I like that we take different views here. Why do you view it as the OG sin?

2026-04-24 17:45:19 CEST

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I couldn't agree more about the halving. It's the only thing that keeps Bitcoin, Bitcoin imo. Otherwise outsized capital investments would have ruined Bitcoin's ownership share leaving existing capital structure control of the network. Thankfully the early miners have more corn to throw around to control where the network rules end up falling.

2026-04-24 17:37:29 CEST

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I'll mostly disagree on this one. The network was announced early and anyone could have joined the mining process and Satoshi didn't give himself a set of coins just because. I don't think of other's disregard for early mining the same as a premine.

2026-04-24 17:34:34 CEST

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Exactly my thought. It's a premine that only certain people get access to. That doesn't make it righteous but certainly not theft or even remotely close IMO.

2026-04-24 17:33:01 CEST

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Ah ok there's not much you can do there other than hope that Kraken takes the time to redeem them and credit you.

2026-04-24 17:31:34 CEST

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The divergence is what creates the new network of existence. There's currently no network that defines that private key holding value within the rule ecosystem of eCash. The eCash ecosystem won't start until their fork date so there's no history on that network because the network itself doesn't exist. Satoshi won't lose anything because even when eCash begins he will never go from 1 to 0. He will always be at 0.
Even if Paul says it's a reassignment that's not theft because he isn't taking anything from anyone. He's just saying that if you want to play in his ecosystem this will be the starting rules and Satoshi won't get to play in it nad instead Satoshi's stake will be offered as an investment oppurtunity.
I view this equivalent to a company that has been running for 10 years where all the employees decide that the owner doesn't contribute and decides let's create a new company that does the same thing and we're going to give every employee other than the owner the same share in this new company. They've not stolen anything from the original company. They've just decided we'll start a new company using our existing corporate stakes as the defining factor for the newly formed company.

2026-04-24 16:43:49 CEST

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Do you have access to the keys for the address you sent your bcash to? It should not be lost if you do.

2026-04-24 16:42:01 CEST

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If you'd be so kind, please explain the logic of theft then for something that doesn't exist before the rules of existence define it. Satoshi's private key will never hold coins in that network. How did he endure a loss of anything if it never existed?

2026-04-24 15:59:33 CEST

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I disagree from my limited understanding.
If this is a planned fork then the coins on that network don't yet exist. Choosing what pattern you want to create for stake distribution of a fork isn't stealing if the network never existed to express ownership stake on.

2026-04-22 18:51:17 CEST

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This is what I was looking forward to Prime for. Congrats on the launch!

2026-04-22 16:11:54 CEST

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GM ☕

2026-04-22 16:08:54 CEST

Whoa woke up to see a near $95k BTC price on P2P markets
http://nostr.blue/p2p
https://relay.patrickulrich.com/79ca53774e9f38c10a8240397b26836788f54faf8a0be4ba689362fb60dc800f.png

2026-04-22 04:12:01 CEST

Progress is as simple as one step forward.

2026-04-22 03:16:54 CEST

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I've finally given in to OpenCode but only because I've moved to using GLM 5.1 as my main model these days.

2026-04-22 00:52:15 CEST

I think we all need to give @nprofile…gdy3 another shout out for publishing their events to nostr. Calendars here would be barren without their events filling our network out.

2026-04-21 04:31:46 CEST

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UNCLE! 😱

2026-04-20 12:32:28 CEST

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What bothers me the most is that I'm still older than the embryo 💀

2026-04-17 22:33:48 CEST

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Any chance Pinboards could make it to Ditto? https://nostr.blue/nips/naddr1qqyhq6twvfhkzunywvpzqr6k8l3vlhccpjcsgkrtjkrnx7dqc87ul0psr2qvsf2lx0g47quaqvzqqqrcvy6s9gd8

2026-04-17 14:47:28 CEST

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It's been on my todo list to dig into replacing my nostr.band usage. I need to get on this!

2026-04-17 05:48:31 CEST

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I've never watched Beerfest 🫣

2026-04-17 04:31:15 CEST

I didn't realize I'd use AI Chat to understand references as often as I do! https://relay.patrickulrich.com/35f6c23b391465a96066c8953a2012a2005d50e26500a7ce94f7ff2048f5be13.png #nevent1q…qgjc

2026-04-16 21:16:17 CEST

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😢 - nostr.blue

2026-04-15 05:21:25 CEST

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https://www.gasbuddy.com/station/27892
We need a nostr based gasbuddy.

2026-04-15 04:19:20 CEST

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$4.09/gal

2026-04-11 17:53:53 CEST

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Wait you're say Gemma was unusable or GLM? I quite like 5 series with OC.

2026-04-11 12:41:57 CEST

I've received multiple subscription price change emails set to change subscription pricing in June. Why is everyone updating their pricing at the same time?

2026-04-09 14:17:03 CEST

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Have you been using both? Do you have a preference for which you prefer to work with?

2026-04-06 17:03:31 CEST

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Even better go spend it! https://relay.patrickulrich.com/2dbe81e243104a7d259469b33d85fdba4708f5a5a3aed62e8f42d675563ad9f1.jpg

2026-04-02 00:54:33 CEST

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When I was little my dad would take me up to a spot at the top of a hill in Eastern KY to watch them from there. We'd take binoculars and my telescope to setup to watch them going up over the horizon. I miss those days.

2026-03-26 19:29:47 CET

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I'm in same boat. He was fresh and clean two weeks later for BTC Conf and that's when it hit for me. Plus the trajectory of the guy who takes the bullet doesn't line up with a shot on Trump.

2026-03-26 14:45:11 CET

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https://nostr.blue/podcast/rss/5593039

2026-03-26 14:44:07 CET

Google Play denied nostr.blue because of the cashuwallet 😢

2026-03-25 23:07:23 CET

Want to try PPQ? I recently made them the default AI provider on nostr.blue. Use it to improve your Bible study, research nostr notes or just chat
#nevent1q…h2yy

2026-03-25 00:51:46 CET

Myklcoin worthless, developer leaves @nprofile…ppz7

2026-03-24 04:28:17 CET

https://relay.patrickulrich.com/f808289246ef42048cf836a60002a4d74a6b136a71e100d50c1edf64afb5a141.png

2026-03-22 15:43:01 CET

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Always interested!

2026-03-22 15:27:58 CET

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GM! Can't wait to hear more about it!

2026-03-21 12:01:58 CET

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I also noticed that I ran out of credits at 30 credits remaining but it seemed that each gen was only 5 credits so I'm not sure if that's a bug or just a misunderstanding on my part.

2026-03-20 22:39:31 CET

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Is there a Visibible image api? Would love to adopt these into nostr.blue/bible

2026-03-20 20:27:48 CET

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Oh it requires you to sign in to the client to see the episode details to do auth for the podcast index calls. I have a pending PR to make this message more clear. Here's the Fountain link as well and I think you're looking for ep 74 but there's been a few. https://fountain.fm/show/k0vYQyLwC1jeaxscv604

2026-03-20 20:01:10 CET

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https://relay.patrickulrich.com/5a4d4ec0b172cdb9ac3302894099a1be5811e74d9871c40a16db21996cbb625c.png
https://relay.patrickulrich.com/3bf2007e9d052833abd227e331479f52bb9a02c30db5e28223db03c936cd1876.png

2026-03-20 19:50:04 CET

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https://nostr.blue/podcast/rss/1422371

2026-03-20 18:41:21 CET

nostr,
I was dreading yesterday and it turned out wonderful. I'm thankful. visit family whenever you can.
TYFYATTM

2026-03-20 18:33:48 CET

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#note1qll…05aj

2026-03-20 18:18:49 CET

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This is the same one we're using for music playlists as well. https://nostr.blue/nips/naddr1qq8k6atnd93j6urvv9ukc6tnw3esygqmcu9qzj9n7vtd5vl78jyly037wxkyl7vcqflvwy4eqhxjfa4yzypsgqqq0psswulcwe

2026-03-18 19:10:46 CET

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Yeah and they had a hosted API wallet service before doing hardware wallets. I used their wallet API for my Bitcoin ATMs but right before Coinkite pivoted away from custodial I was "hacked" and someone stole all my coin I had with them. Weirdly enough there was never an intrusion detected on my machines network so I don't trust them as not being behind it all.

2026-03-18 16:10:06 CET

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This is my nostr.blue client that has a bunch of niche NIPs supported. Our radio is built on the work of @nprofile…altm's wavefunc client. All of the events kinds are listed here https://github.com/zeSchlausKwab/wavefunc

2026-03-18 15:31:05 CET

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Now we're going old school! I still have mine too somewhere. I wish I had never heard of them to have this stuff in the first place.

2026-03-18 15:19:00 CET

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Are you talking nostr internet radio links? https://nostr.blue/radio

2026-03-17 21:41:16 CET

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https://github.com/patrickulrich/nostr.blue/blob/main/zapstore.yaml

2026-03-16 22:26:04 CET

Anyone else missing the Hivetalk Monday Vibe Coder calls?

2026-03-16 21:34:17 CET

Nvidia's GTC keynote might be the corniest event I've ever watched

2026-03-16 15:18:35 CET

For future app update notifications please follow @nprofile…xptj
#nevent1q…dltk

2026-03-16 13:53:04 CET

I just pushed out nostr.blue 0.8.1
The main change in this release is the new image viewer with an improved lightbox. The lightbox now properly tracks image dimensions for better pan and zoom behavior, and there were a number of viewport fixes to make the experience feel smoother. It should handle zooming and panning around images much more naturally now.
This release also adds persistence to AI chat conversations. Now when you start a conversation and switch back into your feed, when you come back to the chat all your conversations should still be there.
There's a number of other bug fixes throughout the update as well. As always, if you run into issues or have ideas for improvements, please send them over. A lot of what gets fixed in these releases comes directly from your feedback.

2026-03-14 20:05:59 CET

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More people need to embrace their inner retard

2026-03-14 20:02:30 CET

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Is that GIPHY? Why not use nostr gifs with NIP-50 search?

2026-03-14 16:23:17 CET

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If he'd try Tim's Safari app he could use nostr.blue for all his gif needs.

2026-03-14 04:56:03 CET

I just pushed out nostr.blue 0.8.0
The biggest change in this release is that nostr.blue is now multi-platform. Up to now, nostr.blue has only been a web app, but 0.8.0 adds native builds for Android and Linux. That is a pretty major step for the project and a lot of the work in this release went into making the app behave properly across platforms instead of only in the browser.
The initial Android release already supports a lot of what I wanted it to. It includes the main social client experience, mobile based NIP-55 signing, media playback, livestream viewing, media controls and a lot of platform-specific fixes to make it feel usable on a phone. For now the apk is available on Github and I plan to add it to zapstore in the coming days.
This release also adds an AI chat page. The idea there is to make it easier to experiment with AI conversations inside nostr.blue without having to leave the app or jump between different tools. It is still early and I expect it to keep evolving, but the foundation is now there and it opens the door for tighter integrations and more useful workflows over time.
A big part of 0.8.0 was also just hardening the app overall. There were a lot of race condition fixes, async/state handling fixes, platform-specific cleanup and review-driven bug fixes across the codebase. Search and upload state handling were cleaned up as well, and a lot of smaller UX regressions got addressed along the way.
As always, if you run into issues or have ideas for improvements, please send them over. A lot of what gets fixed in these releases comes directly from your feedback.

2026-03-13 15:50:34 CET

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Maybe or maybe user confusion. How do you access user controls like mute from tablet interface?

2026-03-12 16:59:07 CET

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Back in the day it used to be only Playstation but now I think they have it on Xbox and Switch but I'm consoleless regardless lol I think I'm really just trying to sell myself on having a reason to get a console to be ready for GTA6

2026-03-12 16:39:50 CET

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Yeah I used to spend the summers on it.

2026-03-12 16:33:15 CET

I've got the itch to play The Show but no system for it 😢

2026-03-11 21:31:16 CET

📱

2026-03-11 00:44:40 CET

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Wild.

2026-03-09 20:25:18 CET

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GM - are we vibin tonight?

2026-03-09 20:22:48 CET

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Hey I was meaning to get around to reaching out to you for the same message. I just realized I've never published the spec that I'm using so I published it just now. https://nostr.blue/nips/naddr1qqyhq6twvfhkzunywvpzqr6k8l3vlhccpjcsgkrtjkrnx7dqc87ul0psr2qvsf2lx0g47quaqvzqqqrcvy6s9gd8
Essentially I'm using 30067 as the board and 39067 as the pin event.

2026-03-09 17:02:19 CET

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No plans or anything like that? I've built a Bible reader into nostr.blue and trying to find the best tools that need built on our side to make it a viable replacement to other options. It still needs more translations for most people since we're only using one API right now.

2026-03-09 04:18:20 CET

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What features do you use most on Bible.com?

2026-03-08 17:02:06 CET

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I'd be interested to see any footage of people recording behind the stage to see if you can see any bleeding during the shots. It could have been in his fingers already ready and when he feels for his ear but it would be much easier during the cover to make the full cuts; the blood will flow fast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsfMPTiIuvY

2026-03-08 14:39:35 CET

People are funny

2026-03-07 04:35:42 CET

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What's the brain rot to think Trump would blade? Trump is a wrestling fan with a long affiliation to McMahon and WWE. Just like the Million Dollar Man says here it doesn't take a long distraction to finish and he had great cover for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD98hafa_Z8

2026-03-07 04:30:17 CET

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD98hafa_Z8

2026-03-07 04:27:27 CET

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I don't actually know much about the shooter tbh. I just know that all the images of Trump taking the shot didn't align with my own view of his ear two weeks later which set off red flags to me.
This map also makes me question the shooter's target. These are two pretty different shot angles for the shooter to be taking that don't make sense to me.
https://relay.patrickulrich.com/549e05b330cbff5d6e47aefacc35d6374e33222f6a44a558f4c3f5f8d9c12cf2.jpg