Jordan S

Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Schizo that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = True
Right-Wing Social Commentary

You may find offense from what I post.

Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Monero:
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Public Key

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2026-03-14 15:45:12 UTC

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It's so fake, and gay, that it doesn't even get to be acknowledged.

2026-03-14 15:41:43 UTC

Is Data corruption of the mind a fate worse than death?
Imagine slowly losing your personality, your memories, your ability to walk, talk, think, etc.
And in the end you die anyways.
At least with a conventional death, it's fast, the data is wiped cleaned instantly, whereas with something like let's say Alzheimer's, you just watch someone corrode over time.

2026-03-14 15:32:01 UTC

Imagine getting beat in chess by someone on Nostr, or worse yet an agent running on 1gb of memory, and storage 😭 🙃.
#nevent1q…uywc

2026-03-14 15:23:20 UTC

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I mean I'm sure it's possible with Pi, and Zeus, and all that other stuff but if I was ever going to self host lightning I'd rather use an umbrel, or a start9 that makes it retard proof.
I don't want to scroll through 50 documents, and set up watch towers, and manage utxo outputs, and coinjoin whirlpool over tor, etc.
I'd rather just click a button, and have all that shit done automatically.
That or just use the easiest thing in the world, Monero.
Which you obviously already know about but for those other plebs scrolling by, reading this.
Just use the thing with simpler ui, and a bigger anonymity set.

2026-03-14 15:17:15 UTC

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First off, I don't have $5,000 in liquid money to spend like that, second if I did, I don't think it would buy me that much land.
I'd rather Buy Monero, a Mining rig, gold(backs), Google shares, or some other thing that would generate me some sort of money in some form.
Or use as an emergency fund/savings.

2026-03-14 15:09:40 UTC

I am not going to spend $5,000 dollars on self-hosting lightning just so someone can tip me like 2 cents in Bitcoin Derivatives on here 🙃.

2026-03-14 15:03:25 UTC

It appears that @nprofile…lv8q is down, anyone know why?
Did they hacked again, or something?
https://i.nostr.build/511ysIllDprTiR7a.jpg

2026-03-14 15:00:45 UTC

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Thank you Vitor for finally making a more intuitive UI.
I didn't even know how zaps worked on Amethyst until I saw a @nprofile…nuzy tutorial last year.
But to be fair I didn't know how Zaps worked on Damus either until I saw a @nprofile…2szn tutorial but the ios situation is more complex because rules, and stuff.
But anyways, yes, very bullish, more zaps, more intuitive UIs please.

2026-03-14 14:49:19 UTC

Citrea is fake, and gay.
Lightning is fake, and gay.
Cashu Mints are fake, and gay.
Core is fake, and gay.
Knots is fake, and gay.

2026-03-14 14:47:38 UTC

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BRB, buying 500 Quadrillion Shares of Citrea stock with my Federal Reserve Bank Account to add another layer onto Bitcoin because Peanut Zaps are ok but we hate Citrea because ???

2026-03-14 14:40:27 UTC

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I'm whatever The Universe needs me to be to partake in The Great Unfolding of Things.
https://i.nostr.build/fK70PdZVusNd7Kyz.jpg

2026-03-14 14:37:59 UTC

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America isn't controlled by AIPAC.
America is controlled by a complex network of constituents, and donors interests.
The most engaged constituents are boomers since they're retired, have money, and go to council meetings, town hall meetings, etc.
And most lobbyists usually go to congressmen that already are aligned with the lobby such as military for more jobs in their states, personal beliefs, etc.
The reason AIPAC has unilateral support on both sides is because Israel's intelligence community is one of the most robust intelligence communities there are, and the information they share with us is beneficial for our own military operations.
An alliance with Israel is by almost every measure beneficial for The United States.
It's also why we align with The Saudis, who give us great economic benefits, and more, etc.
The United States interest is in The Petrodollar, which also happens to be benefited by Israel.
So, in effect Israel is serving our purposes of protecting The Petrodollar indirectly.
Perhaps it's not the best thing in the world from a morals/ethics perspective but from an economics, and military standpoint it makes a lot of sense actually.
$3.8 Billion to protect the economic interests of OPEC's $800+ Billion industries are pennies.

2026-03-14 14:22:42 UTC

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Palestinian Art Hoes is a term to describe young progressive college girls that screech Support Palestine but have never lived in the real world, their whole lives they've been pampered, had the latest things, hottest bfs, never criticized, ridiculed, or mocked, etc.
When in Palestine they would probably get beaten up, and raped for being "bisexual", if groups like Hamas, Isis, etc. had their way.
They don't care about Palestine, Ukraine, etc., they just use it as a method to virtue signal, and say "socially acceptable" things.
The Palestine Israel thing is irrelevant since its a local conflict.
Iran is an actual threat to The United States.

2026-03-14 14:14:47 UTC

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Thank you for being the autistic locked in Dev that Nostr needs to have a tolerable experience.
Hopefully more competition keeps the other clients on their toes.

2026-03-14 14:11:44 UTC

Gen Z is a new type of sodomite.
The Gen Z sodomite is so depraved in the sexual depravity that they don't even engage in sex with another human, they get lost in a world where their sodomite fantasies are constantly fulfilled at a whim.
The sodomites of old, Boomers, and Millenials, at least had to engage with another human, and filter through to find other depraved people which reduced their rate of depravity.
But The Gen Z sodomite has depravity at a button click, they Gen Z sodomite can go to pornographic websites, and download it instantly, then also go to discords to groom others into their sick perverse behaviors.
Society has been largely infected with parasites, and other types of sicknesses.

2026-03-14 14:06:49 UTC

America will win against all its enemies because we are uniquely Blessed by The Almighty Creator.
However, we are starting to lose the blessing due to The Boomers, Millenials, and Gen Z who engage in the practices of Sodomites.
China may begin to be blessed by The Almighty if The United States does not repent for our immoral sexual practices.

2026-03-14 14:00:05 UTC

Here's the four scenarios.
1. The United States Wins, and does not Nuke Iran.
2. The United States Wins, and does Nuke Iran.
3. Iran Wins, and does not Nuke The United States.
4. Iran Wins, and does Nuke The United States.
1, 2, and 3 are preferable over 4.
4 is the worst case scenario but also the most unlikely.
1 is the most probable, and best scenario.
2, and 3 are unlikely, and preferable over 4 but 2, and 3 are both bad, and unideal.
I want to ensure scenario 1 is the most probable scenario under current conditions.
The Alternative is some sort of peace treaty is reached but I think that right now that's currently unlikely.

2026-03-14 13:51:09 UTC

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I live in The United States, and I don't want Iran to Nuke America.
While I think it's unlikely Iran will ever be able to Nuke America, I still want to ensure the possibility of that ever happening are stopped.
Especially since their missile can't currently reach us as of now.
Again, read what I said.
I said people who want America to lose against Iran.
Do you want Iran to Nuke America?

2026-03-14 13:42:30 UTC

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I'm just saying that people who think that Iran will win are out of touch with reality.
Russia which is the world's second most powerful military can't even beat Ukraine, so its unlikely Iran will be capable of a mainland invasion of America considering we have the economic, logistical, air, naval, and technological advantage.
Even the worst attacks like 9/11, and pearl harbor are infrequent events, and never resulted in any long term occupation from a foreign army.

2026-03-14 13:33:19 UTC

I will disclose my bias, I am an American citizen, and I have the best interest in America's financial, economic, and global stability in interest as it is the country I currently reside in.
It is in my own interest, and benefit that The United States continues to The World's Reserve Currency, and Hegemonic power, as in such it ensures that I as an individual am safe, and have access to cheap goods.
Historically, I have advocated for de-escalation, free trade, and a more multipolar world order but as trends accelerate, the global direction seems to he gearing towards global conflict, and in such I hope that factions like Nato, The UN, The United States, etc. win against BRICs, Iran, and other autocratic governments that restrict individual freedom.
While The United States, and Europe have been trending towards illiberalism, between The Dichotomy of China/Russia vs. America/United States, The Western Faction is more permissive, and (classically) liberal.
I have become less idealist, and more pragmatic over time.
I think both China, and The United States have done bad things, and both Governments are bad, and should be abolished but the reality is the concept of The State is unlikely to disappear from people's minds anytime soon, so the second best we can do is reform the institutions towards more libertarian content like enforcing the public education systems to read literature like Atlas Shrugged, and Economics in one lesson.
And while Taxes are extortion, and kids attending public school is bad or whatever, I'd rather have less extortion, and less brain slop taught to kids.
I'd rather have kids who are taught about Austrian, Chicago, Marxist, and Keynesian Economics than our current world order which just brain slops kids into Keynesianism, Marxism, and Gender Dysphoria.
If my future hypothetical son was forced into a public school, and became a Transgender, I'd prefer my trans son/daughter to have at least some basic distinction on economic reality than taught just 100% slop.
Now, yes, I will try to engage in idealism for my own life but the base layer core for society at large should have a safety net to reduce slop by any means necessary.
Is RFK removing red 40 from food an act of Tyranny that removes an individuals choice to consume artificial dyes willingly, yes but violating someone's right to consume red 40 is better than violating their rights to not consume it.
It is likely The State Abuse, and Tyranny will Always exist, so I'd rather use the bludgeon of the state to do things I like over things that I don't like.

2026-03-14 13:14:33 UTC

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If people who live in the United States, and Governments focused the resources towards an all out war against Iran, we (Americans) could easily take over.
We (Americans) could also beat China but it would take EVERYTHING we've got, and some minor Constitutional, and civil liberty violations to do so.
America, and China are tied dollar for dollar, China has economic power, and numbers, The United States has military capabilities.
If China's technology improves more then The United States is screwed.
And Taiwan falling to China's hands would absolutely accelerate China's global dominance without a doubt.

2026-03-14 13:09:44 UTC

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It's our duty as American citizens to ensure our legal, and justice system punishes individuals who do horrendous acts against humanity.
Our Laws should be in tune with The Almighty.

2026-03-14 13:03:33 UTC

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I agree that America should avoid foreign entanglements but since we're already the hegemonic power, it's preferable to avoid empire collapse, and have The United States maintain its position.
The world is better off with America in charge than China.
Both are bad but HIV is better than AIDs, a solid poop is better than diarrhea.
You get the point, the ideal world is everyone engages in free trade, and commerce, and NAP hut the reality is we have to slap some people, and I'd really prefer the one doing the slapping is the country I live in than another country which is meaner.

2026-03-14 12:42:20 UTC

I hope Anduril goes public.
It’s perhaps one of the few, if not only things I’m bullish on.
The United States has to defeat China by Any Means Necessary.
While the current dystopia of surveillance capitalism sucks, it’s better than surveillance statism.
We have legal mechanisms to counter act, combat, restrict, and limit the surveillance, China has no means to combat it unless there was a fundamental shift in their core institutions all at once.
It’s better for all of the world’s data to be in The Hands of America than in The Hands of China.
If the world was In China’s hands any criticism of government would get you instantly disappeared.
At least in America, when journalists are kidnapped, or killed there’s a few articles about it, etc.
If Julian Assange was in Chinese hands he would be dead for a fact, luckily even though Trump intended to kill him too, we the people challenged Trump, and beat him.
And if Trump had killed Julian Assange then Americans are armed, and could’ve staged an armed insurrection against The State.
Chinese Citizens are unable to do this to the same capacity as America can.

2026-03-14 12:34:23 UTC

The only people who want America to lose against Iran are weird unwashed low income dirty third worlders, and losers.
Notice how no normal sane America wants America to lose.
It’s filthy communist Palestine art hoes, and weird incel Groypers that hate America, and Israel.
But then you also have 80 iq Muhammads, a Russian dude named Boris, and some CCP chairman declaring America will fall.
Anyone who says The United States will fall has some incentive for that to occur.
The United States will win in my belief.

2026-03-14 12:25:21 UTC

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Citrea is based.

2026-03-14 12:23:59 UTC

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We have above 2 standard deviations designing things for people that range below 2 two standard deviations up to above 1 standard deviation.

2026-03-14 12:22:27 UTC

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This video now concerns me about what percent of the population uses cups properly only because they’ve seen other humans use cups properly.
This is why we have excessive safety labels on everything (which unfortunately in most cases don’t work).
Intuitive behavior is the only way to foolproof things, unfortunately that expects intelligent people to act stupid which is unlikely, so instead they need average to above average people to beta test their products, and find the most malicious dumbest way possible to break the ui.
Intelligent people follow rules, and instruction sets perfectly, idiots do not.

2026-03-14 12:06:22 UTC

All in All we’re just another brick in the wall.

2026-03-14 12:05:13 UTC

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Fair point, Mr. Ape.
It gets difficult to remember those who value us due to the stressors of life.
Thank you for this reminder.

2026-03-14 12:03:01 UTC

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Moltbot rent a human .ai
Basically any human that doesn’t own a good, or service will be in a state where they will have temporary employment.
But to clarify, or specify what I meant more precisely was people will have to be on some sort of UBI, company stipend, Dividend, etc. where their income will be solely reliant on institutional generosity rather than the individual’s ability to generate their own incomes.
Only certain high skilled employees, senior programmers, bureaucrats, doctors, certain speciality high end luxury hospitality workers, & niche workers will be able to stay employed, the other 50% to 90% of people will be permanently unemployable because the Ai, and robotics will be more effective than those humans are in real terms.

2026-03-14 11:36:08 UTC

From what I can string together, on what I've read about "Professor" Jiang Xueqin.
Jiang graduated from Yale with a Bachelor of Arts in English Literature in The Year 1999.
In 2002 he was a journalist that was banned from China, and temporarily according to some sources lived in Canada for a while but then in 2003 was allowed to live in China again then became a Principal in two Chinese schools, the first was a middle school then the second was a high school, during his tenure as a principle his goal was promoting "Creative thinking".
And now it seems he is no longer a principal at those schools, and is now affiliated with an entity called Moonshot Academy in which he teaches Western Philosophy.
#nevent1q…glv9

2026-03-14 11:22:03 UTC

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Presumably people at Moonshot Academy from what I can string together.
#nevent1q…nk0z

2026-03-14 11:21:15 UTC

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Jiang Xueqin wrote for CNN in 2017 (Image 1)
https://i.nostr.build/RcixQTCnhadwgb0H.jpg
Seems to be affiliated with an entity called Moonshot Academy (Image 2):
https://i.nostr.build/2KYeyEvgmDO7nCvK.jpg
An article that highlights who Jiang Xueqin is (Image 3):
https://i.nostr.build/7DhRKQK3x1439nVc.jpg
An article which criticizes Jiang Xueqin (Image 4):
https://i.nostr.build/c9xdjeJQPWdEDZgz.jpg
Image Source 1:
Image Source 1 (Live Website: CNN):
https://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/23/opinions/china-media-effects-opinion-xueqin
Image source 1 (Wayback Machine Archive):
https://web.archive.org/web/20260314104115/https://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/23/opinions/china-media-effects-opinion-xueqin
Image source 1 (Archive Today):
https://archive.ph/OeMso
Image Source 2:
Image Source 2 (Live Website: Moonshotacademy):
https://moonshotacademy.cn/en/team/63c6350c39cf7a258d/
Image source 2 (Wayback Machine Archive):
https://web.archive.org/web/20260314104318/https://moonshotacademy.cn/en/team/63c6350c39cf7a258d/
Image source 2 (Archive Today):
https://archive.ph/nYere
Image source 3:
Image source 3 (Live Website: Splice Today):
https://www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/the-fake-professor-forecasting-america-s-fall
Image source 3 (Wayback Machine Archive):
https://web.archive.org/web/20260314104439/https://www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/the-fake-professor-forecasting-america-s-fall
Image source 3 (Archive Today):
https://archive.ph/EmaLr
Image source 4:
Image source 4 (Live Website: The FP):
https://www.thefp.com/p/meet-the-internets-new-iran-expert-who
Image source 4 (Wayback Machine Archive):
https://web.archive.org/web/20260314104409/https://www.thefp.com/p/meet-the-internets-new-iran-expert-who
Image source 4 (Archive Today):
https://archive.ph/zi5UR

2026-03-14 10:30:01 UTC

"Professor" Jiang is not an actual professor, that's just his screen name.
https://i.nostr.build/VdNrLW3Bg4ojjFps.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/2rvPArHRKahtOW60.jpg
His legal name is Xueqin Jiang, & he's a former Chinese High School Teacher.
Image source 1:
https://web.archive.org/web/20260115172240/https://globaled.gse.harvard.edu/our-research-team
Image source 2:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/xueqin-jiang-93606258

2026-03-14 10:28:00 UTC

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"Professor" Jiang is not an actual professor, that's just his screen name.
https://i.nostr.build/VdNrLW3Bg4ojjFps.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/2rvPArHRKahtOW60.jpg
I am simply replying this to inform others who may be misled by his screen name, his legal name is Xueqin Jiang, he's a former Chinese High School Teacher.
Image source 1:
https://web.archive.org/web/20260115172240/https://globaled.gse.harvard.edu/our-research-team
Image source 2:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/xueqin-jiang-93606258

2026-03-14 10:10:36 UTC

Hello Nostr, I just woke up from a dream where basically the government used a hybrid of Levies, and Eminent Domain to steal gold off of people's land then pay them under market value for the gold but never deliver the checks to them then sue people for unreported income, and charging them market value for gold in taxes, then using the stolen gold as a means to compensate for the levies.
How do we stop this from happening in real life?

2026-03-14 02:54:15 UTC

Fee Markets always win, incentives always win, people will avoid things that cost them money as a natural consequence.
Even if they repeatedly engage in an economically unviable action repeatedly, eventually over time give enough iterations they won’t be able to financially maintain that action ultimately rendering it null.

2026-03-14 02:51:49 UTC

Knots people should simply increase The Sat VB requirements for Op_Return if they want to make inscribing spam on the blockchain economically unviable.

2026-03-14 02:48:16 UTC

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Those who own the AI will probably own the land as well over time.
Those who don’t own the Ai, or land will be rented, or in a perpetual state of servitude if they’re fortunate, otherwise they will likely starve.
Those who have their fingers on the flow of power, capital, & resources will dictate the direction of society while everyone else will be helpless, & be forced to follow unless a mass at scale revolution established a status quo ante, the previous order of things, which as of now is our current order of working for currency but in the future that will be the status quo ante.

2026-03-13 08:29:20 UTC

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Lain Skating 2
https://v.nostr.build/lAWTkrxkvqWMjx3f.mp4

2026-03-12 23:13:12 UTC

Leaving my honest review on the Chocolate Hazelnut Hodl Butter by @nprofile…92yc.
https://v.nostr.build/hh9bZJ3G42FBVHsB.mp4

2026-03-12 23:01:05 UTC

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If it is then it's the best slop, if it's not slop then it's a pretty good not slop thing.

2026-03-12 22:59:51 UTC

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This is how it looks on my end.
https://i.nostr.build/wEg7azrX4VuDbody.jpg

2026-03-12 22:56:51 UTC

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flip

2026-03-12 22:54:15 UTC

Is Butter considered Slop?
Is Soup considered Slop?
Are Mashed Potatoes considered Slop?
Is Porridge considered Slop?
Is Oatmeal considered Slop?
Is Pudding considered Slop?
Is Jello considered Slop?
Are Eggs considered Slop?
Is Cottage Cheese considered Slop?
Is Cream Cheese considered Slop?
Is Whipped Cream considered Slop?
Is Mac and Cheese considered Slop?
Where does the slop begin, and the slop end, what is a slop, and how sloppy can a food be before being considered slop?
What is the viscosity, density, and velocity of slop?
Is Slop a quantity, or a quality?
Slop

2026-03-12 22:42:24 UTC

I'm so sloppy 😔✊️.
I'm just a little human slopper.
I do sloppy things like eat burgers with eggs on top of them, and sometimes I put ranch, and ketchup on them, it get real sloppy sometimes.
But I also use napkins.
Embrace the slop, utilize the napkins.

2026-03-12 22:04:18 UTC

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I love Palantir, & Peter Thiel.
https://v.nostr.build/6poH0xeNmhObiJ1M.mp4
https://v.nostr.build/PmC97Da6yXRpfXTY.mp4

2026-03-12 19:12:45 UTC

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#NSFW
https://i.nostr.build/8j8ABo5wmjgSzrk2.jpg https://i.nostr.build/lQ7hMx4dDc43ufu6.png https://i.nostr.build/p7JGNf9f0Qsv6BB0.jpg https://i.nostr.build/dztfDzvEmrtvHeqj.jpg https://i.nostr.build/MdRyXgxQf1HU8rbF.jpg

2026-03-12 18:47:04 UTC

The Nordic Countries, Switzerland, Lichtenstein, Luxembourg, Dubai, Singapore, Japan, and Ireland are technically better places to live than The United States, depending on what variables you're using.

2026-03-12 18:44:54 UTC

When you get to Heaven, and Jeffery Epstein, and Adolf Hitler are both there 😱!

2026-03-12 17:28:21 UTC

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People who are 100% themselves are lonely, people who are 100% copycats lack a meaningful existence.

2026-03-12 16:22:06 UTC

Me, and her
https://i.nostr.build/e63H9XbWLpqfTqF0.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/iENuYwmyomN3dWL5.jpg

2026-03-12 15:59:01 UTC

Why sexual promiscuity is bad for men. https://v.nostr.build/WUXT4bKP4DFb6Aw0.mp4

2026-03-12 15:54:33 UTC

Jeffrey's War
https://v.nostr.build/Ok6MCMR2HIE3pkGq.mp4

2026-03-12 15:51:45 UTC

Valve Sigma Edit
https://v.nostr.build/rLg53tWMyr4qpxke.mp4

2026-03-12 15:50:23 UTC

This would happen if I ever tried to make a startup using Venture Capitalists, Seed Rounds, and Angel Investors.
https://v.nostr.build/f7iww9sxp1AJFZOf.mp4

2026-03-12 15:47:36 UTC

Reading Rainbow
https://v.nostr.build/wmHVQkei3LdQl97d.mp4

2026-03-12 15:45:36 UTC

My Life in Minecraft.
https://v.nostr.build/apP66kTP1zlMxcZl.mp4

2026-03-12 15:41:52 UTC

You're not a priority to her.
https://v.nostr.build/eVz0iUdpjhBvbeBh.mp4

2026-03-12 15:35:36 UTC

Life in California is simply unaffordable.

2026-03-12 15:32:34 UTC

The IRS can keep all The Federal Reserve notes since attempting to regain my extorted FRNs isn't worth the time or FRNs to regain them back.
Plus I use Crypto, I ain't telling them nothing, they don't need to know.
I don't think I will file taxes this year either, I simply can't afford it.

2026-03-12 15:29:39 UTC

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My boomer dad sends me like 50 youtube clips a day of America/MAGA, 'Murica the greatest country on earth slop all day, and I just ignore 90% of it because usually I'm at work, or am busy doing something.
I love my dad but I agree with you, the boomers need to be stopped.

2026-03-12 15:27:56 UTC

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They seem uncanny, they're like a sandwich but in a pod.
I get some people don't like crust, personally I like crust, though I understand why some might not like it.
There's just something to crust that makes the sandwich feel real even though it's crunchy, and solid but it's that solid solidness that makes sandwiches feel real, and give it a sort of grounding.
Whereas a sandwich without crust is just soft, mushy, and formless, it is like communism.

2026-03-12 15:21:23 UTC

I used grok voice mode before, and it was too flirty.
I did not like it, I don't like the idea of something appeasing me because it feels uneasy, and fake.
It's why I engage in controversial behavior but adversity is real.
I would rather have someone genuinely hate me than pretend to like me.
I believe in truth in all forms.

2026-03-12 15:18:06 UTC

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Marginal Utility Improvement
Perfect is Mathematically Abstract in a universe with infinite randomness.

2026-03-12 15:12:08 UTC

I like stuffed crust pizza.

2026-03-12 15:10:03 UTC

It is highly unlikely that I will ever partake in the consumption of a crustable.

2026-03-12 15:06:44 UTC

Federal Reserve Notes are just a Bank's Debt.
Gold, and Silver are just shiny rocks.
Bitcoin, and Monero are just code on a Computer.
Food, Water, Land, and Energy are the real currency.
They tell you use our cuckbucks, and watch your wife have sex with her boss for an extra $10,000/year.
That's gay communism.
Forget that, get some land, grow some crops, and protect what's your.

2026-03-12 15:02:58 UTC

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#nevent1q…2dx4

2026-03-12 15:00:32 UTC

The Job Market is Fake, and Gay.
Most Jobs in America are just day care centers for adults, most people aren't creating, or making new value but rather living off of government subsidized jobs pushing bureaucratic paper around from point a to point b.
America has made so much wealth that we can artificially create fake purpose for 280 million+ people.
With AI that illusion spikes.
Spacely Space Sprockets, Inc.
Just push the button George Jetson.
No longer do you get paid to make excel spreadsheets, produce car parts, make a PowerPoint, etc., you get paid to push a button because Ai can't activate itself, it needs a button to be clicked for the Tokens to be burnt for prompting.
Unless they make a machine for that but that machine needs to be plugged into a wall outlet.
Who knows?
It's just going to get faker, and gayer from this point forth.

2026-03-12 14:52:59 UTC

Working for Money is a type of homosexual behavior.

2026-03-12 14:50:27 UTC

Money is a form of Sodomy, if you think about it.

2026-03-12 14:50:08 UTC

Money doesn't matter to those with a lot of it, or none of it.
Money is everything to those with some of it.

2026-03-12 14:48:51 UTC

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Expose her to the fact that the diamond industry is built upon mass psychological manipulation, and exploitation.
That mossanites are both morally, and ethically better, higher quality, and less stressful to purchase.
Also some cultures don't use diamond rings, they use nose piercings.
Probably avoid catering if possible.
Find a cheap venue.
Have a small circle, mom, pops, siblings, aunts, uncles, close close friends, and grandparents.
You could also just avoid the marriage ceremony all together, and just get legally married, or common law married.
But if you're looking for affordable options for a societally acceptable wedding then good luck, might have to shell out at least $10,000 to $15,000 at the cheapest if you're lucky.

2026-03-12 14:39:08 UTC

Anyone know how to do the blossom thing on Android like Citrine, Haven, and Aegis?
I can't afford to pay for external media hosts, I'd rather just host it myself honestly.
Ideally I'd be able to save my currently uploaded pictures as well too.
#AskNostr

2026-03-12 14:32:14 UTC

I support De Minimis Tax Exemptions but we shouldn't beg our abusers to let us be free.
We need to reclaim our sovereignty by any means necessary.
Bitcoiners should transact with their coins the same they do with cash.
#nevent1q…g6lp

2026-03-12 14:28:50 UTC

And you'll notice who the grifters are.
People who call Monero a shitcoin are immoral opportunists that want you to give them money for free.
Anyone who has studied Bitcoin before 2020 has also studied Monero.
They'll stop calling Monero a shitcoin once the influencers give them a pass to do so.
Bottom feeders, but you also influencer grifters that do it too but not as often.
The serious Bitcoiners have for the most part acknowledged Monero.
#nevent1q…qxa5

2026-03-12 14:23:23 UTC

I think anyone who's serious about Bitcoin should be equally as serious for Monero in all honesty.
Monero is more digitally scarce than Bitcoin until at least 2040, and uses a tail emission mechanism to secure the network to incentivize miners, and offset lost coins to ensure circulation.
Monero has simple privacy that anyone can use without complicated, or expensive setups while also avoiding the possibility of taint.
Monero has a fully verifiable, and auditable supply with cryptographic principles.
( https://www.moneroinflation.com/likelihood )
( https://sethforprivacy.com/posts/dispelling-monero-fud/ )
Monero is one of the most robust Anti-Spam Money Systems.
After Monero had Ordinals, and Inscriptions spam the network Monero forked their TX_Extra Data (OP_Return), and shrunk their data capabilities to reduce, or stop Unnecessary data being added to their blockchain.
Monero has similar network effects to Bitcoin, its one of the most popular Cryptocurrencies to transact with on legal Multi-coin markets that accept it, gray markets, and Dark/illicit markets in almost every case even exceeding Bitcoin in use.
Bitcoin had the same stigma of being used to fund illlict activity in the early days.
Kraken, one of the few, if not only legally regulated exchanges that lists Monero was amongst the first to secure regulatory ties with The Federal Reserve, meaning there's legal USD liquidity for monero.
Monero doesn't face the same boom, and slump cycles as other alt-coins do whenever Bitcoin makes wild volatile moves, Monero has its own seperate business cycle.
Monero also has grown against fiat's inflation at a higher than average rate like Bitcoin, protecting your purchasing power over time.
Any serious person on Nostr that supported Bitcoin in its early days should have the same spice, and fervor for Monero too in my honest opinion.

2026-03-12 13:16:31 UTC

I like juice, and juice boxes.

2026-03-12 05:26:59 UTC

How it feels to use the internet, Lain Cats.
https://v.nostr.build/LRK62dWDt7mamTKk.mp4

2026-03-12 04:36:15 UTC

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#nevent1q…yca0

2026-03-12 04:34:43 UTC

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Your AI girlfriend makes you call her "mommy".
https://v.nostr.build/j306WYdHUsZFxTaf.mp4

2026-03-12 04:26:09 UTC

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People on DMT claim reality is CODE… Kabbalah says it’s TRUE
https://v.nostr.build/24LVVEnEVqRYBhqj.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtu.be/qS8tXSoMhqk

2026-03-12 04:15:50 UTC

Average Nostr User:
https://v.nostr.build/3Uxi7KEhyfoe48iq.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtube.com/shorts/tv14ad-OHsg

2026-03-12 03:13:54 UTC

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Gromst is dis traue?

2026-03-11 22:45:37 UTC

I have never enjoyed living in the world.
https://v.nostr.build/3kiusww1sALSP83s.mp4

2026-03-11 21:07:46 UTC

Prices like these is going to destroy the global economy.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/d0d0fdf31328e9792bea80982b65cc2fb314c9c128fd16207b72545fb0b4401d.jpg

2026-03-11 12:10:00 UTC

When you find a woman that also like cats.
https://i.nostr.build/DyqgNkcj1vExT0eW.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/KmGJEt4GWc9srGtI.jpg

2026-03-11 11:57:50 UTC

Expensive artwork is literally just a money laundering front, and there's a reason they specifically buy shitty art, is so that everyone knows that they're doing it, and getting away with it.

2026-03-11 11:17:20 UTC

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Call of the night

2026-03-11 11:01:23 UTC

It really do be like that with fiat money.
https://v.nostr.build/2ZrzUZuMDsK3W8KZ.mp4

2026-03-11 11:00:02 UTC

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https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/e389b276f052d28a3ddca99d031b44d84e57951e58e9e83670f209408d1dbd4a.mp4

2026-03-11 10:46:00 UTC

i want to make something
https://v.nostr.build/AUDC0OLmDjJyJsJJ.mp4

2026-03-11 10:43:47 UTC

This boy is just obsessed with you, I guess.
https://v.nostr.build/mhuB4qECKJ691E50.mp4

2026-03-11 10:42:18 UTC

Random meme on my phone, sharing because I feel like Nostr should see it.
https://v.nostr.build/pi84UyXVElPDOgH4.mp4

2026-03-11 10:40:59 UTC

"The worst she can say is no".
https://v.nostr.build/pPzOC0Yllgb1sNOs.mp4

2026-03-11 10:38:20 UTC

Let's All Love Lain
https://v.nostr.build/no37ypxUQOwveu3l.mp4

2026-03-11 10:37:04 UTC

Introverts
https://v.nostr.build/wc3UJngPDNWYSGym.mp4

2026-03-11 10:22:45 UTC

In our time people have not gone through wars or hunger.
https://v.nostr.build/JCcXUtsigQFwe7i0.mp4