Sodastream
Beefcoiner

Old beefeater from Africa.

Public Key

npub1qvgzde27lnjd67yytyjueeuhpkew3gk7w02uumt4w7knhdqcu5vsptx4cm

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-04-03 07:11:32 UTC

He’s a lot of fun!
https://blossom.primal.net/4d2243c12732113b2675c9462d9012b6530fd034d47e0df059dfab62ada6d2c0.jpg

2026-04-03 07:02:14 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b87b713887f56e2ed885c277d227262cb2367c63f2f1e329738c4f0e144fd491.jpg

2026-04-03 06:34:33 UTC

https://www.threads.com/@elena_glow05/post/DWoRc-LEzWM

2026-04-03 05:58:12 UTC

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That pesky Bermuda Triangle strikes again.

2026-04-03 05:52:26 UTC

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He used to be a lot more fun. Donald not Derek.

2026-04-03 05:49:45 UTC

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We can’t reach consensus on when Trevor Noah stopped being funny.

2026-04-02 10:49:50 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/4eaaefc79cf584581df8f2c82170fe403536ceab708261e724fafcd7643ecf95.jpg

2026-04-02 07:52:44 UTC

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Well said Willy!

2026-04-01 09:36:06 UTC

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2026-04-01 03:06:39 UTC

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@npub1paj…4wpx

2026-04-01 00:29:10 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ca017d22b7063e334ea97ee4585e633d08cb62ef5a2e49a2f2286025fda671b0.jpg

2026-03-31 08:12:33 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c4c53cf27e17ee86e2aa64c1ba8b5b5c344b2e8a66c03c5268d1b4d87d7c389b.jpg

2026-03-30 07:23:07 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/20efe463c8061d38161f2860890179078a36b1a7bb264d9488751daab46da3ef.jpg

2026-03-29 01:00:35 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2a72887b4bbdbc9200b7775332b3d5c2651f9779ac873f5f9f05aa21ea02ff6f.jpg

2026-03-28 22:36:39 UTC

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2026-03-28 22:03:55 UTC

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https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18F9nCriLo/

2026-03-28 06:36:01 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/0a291392399a7b146ba637a17ed8c436d39e631f6dc08cc611b1bfa2dc7e38e1.jpg

2026-03-28 05:30:37 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f5adf892f74fc93751ddb1e8e990d60fb9a72d7dba1d27b784fe01673b865ae1.jpg

2026-03-28 04:57:46 UTC

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Hope fitted fire suppression in its laundry.

2026-03-28 04:45:00 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/e4edd50056bc75d84bce3632df7410567d2678b06b6eadc78fb1c10cfdb73fdf.jpg

2026-03-28 04:36:07 UTC

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I’m starting to see the resemblance.
https://blossom.primal.net/57004f09fa90adc65f5c9f770d3a0087fa14f8c3d74b70dc7c30d51082ba3aa1.jpg

2026-03-28 02:26:22 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/d0f1264dfeef5d2405ece3b9e1588af51c7b525fbf3fff9e682a4e3ee0d9b0ee.png

2026-03-28 02:21:10 UTC

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His moustache is a bit disappointing.

2026-03-28 02:15:48 UTC

Countries That Won't Participate In Eurovision 2026
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2026-03-28 01:11:26 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/42bdc2b6ab4c6f49467f90f673b598b68cb40f560c0b88b296f78f032f298167.jpg

2026-03-27 07:27:52 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/8521f4167809aaa036f0e262c0f2e4e4ec3f2ecef504cbdc7bbd61a1db2068fb.jpg

2026-03-27 01:53:20 UTC

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Nah mate.

2026-03-27 01:43:31 UTC

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These laws are real, but they are specifically targeted at illegal e-bikes (often called "e-motorbikes") that don't meet bicycle standards.Target: The law applies to e-bikes that are "throttle-only" (can move faster than 6km/h without pedalling) or have motors exceeding the legal limit (now strictly 250 watts in NSW to align with the rest of Australia).Reasoning: Authorities argue these devices are essentially unregistered motorbikes. If a bike is found to be non-compliant, police now have the power to seize and destroy it so it cannot be sold or ridden illegally again.Standard Bicycles: There are no laws allowing police to crush standard, non-electric bicycles for speeding or minor offenses.

2026-03-26 23:04:17 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/68de5ba2479acae56bd05572da5ed282aef8a32545d2904c9dd1ca440d71a545.jpg

2026-03-26 07:10:48 UTC

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2026-03-25 02:25:38 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/8b36fabe9ad017cb44e1d6731c7bcb67aa8a1e29664d7f6e97395541d8243461.jpg

2026-03-22 03:17:16 UTC

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1AJgAJhkTH

2026-03-22 02:27:03 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/20fd53f379061836f4ac85350cb6849bd771269f4454212e1aa547704728619f.gif

2026-03-22 01:26:47 UTC

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1FG4mgPU8F

2026-03-21 23:37:46 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6538c651e6371b8c62b71dbaf0af66e9fed6474865e9dfc5330eebdb64270c62.jpg

2026-03-21 23:01:23 UTC

When the computer asks "Are you a robot?", maybe, he just wants to find his family?
https://blossom.primal.net/df489c94f4e567d4e3b39f262bc03bc4528bb2c5ca278550817a2af742e56239.jpg

2026-03-21 01:39:55 UTC

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How’s about liquid cheddar as a contender.
https://blossom.primal.net/94419252f7dccc879976548e05bc26b61a82b5b153a729312c165ca7fa4d8391.jpg

2026-03-21 01:35:12 UTC

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It looks nervous.

2026-03-21 01:30:46 UTC

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First world problem.

2026-03-21 01:05:02 UTC

Chuck Norris going for a kebab.
https://blossom.primal.net/b399e8af5acc98494490b161c6f2b22c08c56803b9aab5bfc14b686f99b351b7.jpg

2026-03-18 21:14:31 UTC

Donald knows a guy who could look at that.
https://blossom.primal.net/82b7c94f1756de678bf86e6233d832c3846a85973f1a4859f56049e3063bfb70.jpg

2026-03-18 02:24:55 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7fbc3992e7c8778ea35b09dd55a5997bd21a577d125052cd742f4c2c55606043.jpg

2026-03-18 02:12:40 UTC

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Until they sell off your dogshit bonds. With $1.2 trillion in U.S. Treasuries, Japan is the largest foreign holder of U.S. debt.
https://blossom.primal.net/8f78d414c7422caccf593d4c1b538fb6c5f760a889d962da405c6425891bb82c.jpg

2026-03-18 00:53:37 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/dca3870cbfb6d29d3ac826efdb3d67805cc89089d8c0cdb472d244261b2565bd.jpg

2026-03-17 10:08:09 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/435be8b86cb40ee6e012d0566efa2ae4de1a07839c86eb2272f16be5dcf75dd5.jpg

2026-03-17 09:31:07 UTC

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In all fairness he is the recipient of the FIFA peace prize.

2026-03-17 06:43:57 UTC

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Got the washer / dryers off Temu?

2026-03-17 06:40:03 UTC

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Unless you’re late for your plane.
https://blossom.primal.net/9deb8ef3ea5d54f6339b595be7d66203c4186997d737f294913820d73ce235e2.jpg

2026-03-17 06:34:22 UTC

My current favourite beef accompaniment.
https://blossom.primal.net/2009c107ddff369880e3fcf967338ec87fc5f9decff03dcd10ee3ed1fa6914c7.png

2026-03-17 01:55:49 UTC

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2026-03-16 04:47:51 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d07603a41df8243dde2e5bc1b42b0e3da2d578a7f1a1ec9bacf5bebaaf90bbb9.jpg

2026-03-16 04:06:50 UTC

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OK. I’ll let you off this time.

2026-03-16 02:13:31 UTC

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Lekker! But where’s the fat?

2026-03-15 00:43:32 UTC

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Love watching a live stream.

2026-03-15 00:34:52 UTC

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Pity he hasn’t fixed the vaccine pyramid.

2026-03-14 02:59:25 UTC

You get in the way, I’m responsible. Your cockup, my arse!
Inspector Grimm
https://youtu.be/k2nUf8Fq4kA

2026-03-14 02:55:13 UTC

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Intriguing prophetic dystopian realism.

2026-03-14 02:32:16 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/0c0f681ab07c1b7c5cd50655ac2f876e6b05e8a603289dafa30a1c37e86c512a.jpg

2026-03-14 01:28:59 UTC

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Synical LOL. That would quietly usher in cancel culture. I’ve already been accused of being a bot for saying some things a retard didn’t like. Rock on!

2026-03-13 01:56:32 UTC

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That’s some twisted euphemism, shit! Some bare nuckle hog combat?

2026-03-13 01:42:54 UTC

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Speaking on behalf of humanity I’d have to agree.

2026-03-12 10:52:29 UTC

https://www.facebook.com/reel/876429138678102/

2026-03-12 09:03:00 UTC

Who are the heroes allegedly bleeding some 400M barrels of strategic oil reserves for the war effort?
1. United States — 172 million barrels (from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, to be released over ~120 days starting next week).
2. Japan — ~80 million barrels (from private and national reserves, to begin swiftly, possibly from March 16).
3. South Korea — 22.5 million barrels.
4. Germany — ~19.5 million barrels.
5. France — up to 14.5 million barrels (as much as 14.5 million).
6. United Kingdom — 13.5 million barrels.
https://blossom.primal.net/90ab4140090df66fa5c1f3746dbe25c13da3eb5693c90f5c49c8e3710daded99.jpg

2026-03-12 08:46:00 UTC

Untouchable Chinese Spy Vessel,
Liaowang-1, is currently positioned off Oman, openly collecting real-time intelligence on U.S. carriers, destroyers, F-35s, and radar sites—then reportedly relaying the data to Iran.
The U.S. sees it and knows what it’s doing, but cannot act. Attacking a Chinese vessel would bring China directly into the conflict, adding the world’s largest navy (by hull count) to the fight.
Iran has recently scored unusually precise strikes—destroying a $300M THAAD radar in Jordan, disabling multiple AN/TPY-2 radars, and hitting the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad—suggesting external targeting help.
Chinese firm MizarVision has publicly posted images of U.S. positions, while the spy ship’s large radar domes and sensors track movements and emissions across vast distances, potentially stripping away U.S. operational surprise.
China doesn’t need to shoot. Simply keeping the ship there makes every American asset in the region far more vulnerable.
The U.S. may believe it’s fighting Iran—but the bigger game could be with China
https://blossom.primal.net/a018a3f31cb0cdbffcf447c8363fffcb5ccc6265c0948d0b6a24ba51682af734.jpg

2026-03-12 08:33:20 UTC

How South Africa built 6 nuclear weapons. Turns out it’s not that hard.
https://youtu.be/nsTmZNBR3-o

2026-03-10 10:35:38 UTC

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Knot coming up with any ideas, totally stumped.

2026-03-10 08:13:58 UTC

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Park bench 3 seconds after the rapture.

2026-03-08 08:57:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b02932b4afbf6ef379b27001cd3c6a31c858de6825edfa7c6839e9cee6db93a7.jpg

2026-03-07 04:54:22 UTC

Chuck Norris flying in for a Kabab.
https://blossom.primal.net/b399e8af5acc98494490b161c6f2b22c08c56803b9aab5bfc14b686f99b351b7.jpg

2026-03-07 02:36:59 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f0dd112feae0a00216423d7ecac47a433333457c1d5b742868f5f8c1aefb9bb9.jpg

2026-03-07 02:33:50 UTC

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Victim of housebreaking. Only things stolen were his socks.

2026-03-07 02:11:53 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/66a90aa6a33a5dc849e7edcf76ed2f6fa88ee2a7982a798834ec424cd8f5aa31.jpg

2026-03-05 06:56:03 UTC

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2026-03-05 06:47:33 UTC

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Done

2026-03-05 05:56:57 UTC

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Or she drops a coin…..

2026-03-05 05:50:45 UTC

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Twice.

2026-03-05 05:47:13 UTC

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With / without dicks?

2026-03-05 05:45:50 UTC

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Number go up.

2026-03-01 08:51:43 UTC

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2026-03-01 03:15:21 UTC

One week away from being
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2026-02-28 11:40:15 UTC

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2026-02-28 02:51:46 UTC

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All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once.
https://blossom.primal.net/8cc43332658083652c866986dc64f9a4b10c5305b221831c775364f0033f169c.jpg

2026-02-27 22:09:36 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/36a4dc7a0062f4a2c5a10c4de489ac76b576b099f8c72f153b4ead47903b4d56.jpg

2026-02-27 21:55:23 UTC

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People linked by destiny always find each other.
https://blossom.primal.net/c9453c9d94169f72347aa0f7d01c0c423247e61e8afb4fb0d13cef1430a950e8.jpg

2026-02-26 11:18:00 UTC

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2026-02-26 10:47:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/ba65027ee47c8b2b24b7be781535b7e62d5bd8ff2c0bf9f929bc2bf8e57d5d32.jpg

2026-02-26 10:20:27 UTC

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Still works if you’re doing it in AUD.
https://blossom.primal.net/cb07f1dfe546c1e2c53654df7014920086a320e2a309a13e8b1e7ed2d55c36ae.jpg

2026-02-26 10:16:20 UTC

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Unbearably.
https://blossom.primal.net/0399c6fb8f49eb3d39cf7cd8f23c4223d578c7884c1c2074f41616f92313ee24.jpg

2026-02-23 05:02:28 UTC

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Should be buyin ‘stead a cryin.

2026-02-22 08:21:56 UTC

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Great idea.

2026-02-22 08:19:03 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c44777abc033635defb08e7465c0de514ccbe6154f57561467143a83a360b76c.jpg

2026-02-22 03:22:48 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/d6ec4e3e43d5cf260e4b046ce514aee780db6f833d7b36eb12475ee2086224af.jpg

2026-02-22 02:54:33 UTC

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2026-02-20 22:08:46 UTC

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2026-02-20 21:27:22 UTC

Just bought me some discounted SATS
https://blossom.primal.net/922f1b5cb8dc38f367f186740fb119d209b1b698fda0589603c270b0a42f28af.gif

2026-02-20 12:04:53 UTC

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2026-02-20 09:21:59 UTC

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2026-02-20 09:21:40 UTC

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2026-02-20 06:23:10 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/860a06fe62412e82a45f4d9a04656b64f86ee03fb5ef14047fe5c7193cb9fb04.jpg

2026-02-20 06:22:48 UTC

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