Author of Digital Forensic/Pen Test/Blue Team Diaries, Hands-on Incident Response and Digital Forensics & Security Operations in Practice! (he/him) #infosec #DFIR #BlueTeam #Pentesting
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Last Notes npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward was out at a customer site today doing some work because i do like to get out occasionally. anyway, since i was suspiciously hanging around with four phones and a laptop, when i saw one of their employees walk by, i felt inclined to introduce myself, lest they thought i was some sort of criminal. we exchanged hellos and i said, “i’m mike and i…” before i could finish the guy said “they don’t pay me enough to care who you are, go nuts” so #infosec tip of the day, pay people enough to give a shit npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward “Ok we are 20 minutes in, let’s pause for a hydration break.” “But this is a Zoom meeting.” npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward it may look cute but the boeing 787 only does this when distressed https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/692/395/222/658/512/original/27e2af5c0d1371b7.png npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward yeah so i hooked the up the flight sim overhead panel’s pack and bleed switches via home assistant webhook so they have to be in an appropriate position to deliver air, which actually then starts up my actual tower fan at the appropriate speed % (depending on combo of auto/high and 1/2/apu bleeds) gonna do the dome light tomorrow sorry girls who turned me down in high school, guess you just weren’t longed for the man who can accurately simulate pleasing airflow while sat in his closet #flightsim #homecockpit #avgeek https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/678/226/545/279/989/original/49f6f3dde95f6dd0.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward that's how i've always done it, Microsoft https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/661/479/554/052/439/original/5808a7061a91adfc.png npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward “Hi, my name’s David, I’m one of the repair techs here, I’v been looking after your broken soldering iron today.” “How’s he doing.” “Take a seat.” “Oh no.” “Unfortunately, and there is no easy way to say this, we looked at your Iron, and, well, we found something.” “Please, just give it to me straight.” “Ok, well we found, and I’m so sorry, we found, firmware.” “It has firmware?” “Yes.” “But it’s a soldering iron?” “Yes.” “So there is nothing you can do for it?” “Unfortunately, when a tool has firmware, it’s always fatal. There is nothing we can do. I am very sorry.” “But, it’s so young. I only got it like a month or so ago?” “Sadly, we often see firmware on younger tools.” “But it was fine yesterday, like totally fine?!” “With any kind of firmware, it can just, you know, stop working.” “What am I gonna tell the kids?!” “Obviously you know your kids better than me, but as a general rule, I always tell people that kids appreciate honesty, and are more resilient than you might think. Be honest.” “But how?” “Just tell them, you were drawn in by the features, rather than just a functional thing, so that’s why you got it.” “Ah man this is going to be rough.” “Would you like to see him?” “Not like this.” #microfiction npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward Whelp, sample size of 1 so far, but about 50 minutes after an amazon delivery - where a picture was taken - got a hit on the canary i just checked the delivery photo and the QR code was visible in it User agent was not a phone and clearly some sort of crawler IP address was a CDN but we are 1/1, lets see how it goes with a few more (i get a lot of random work deliveries) npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward trying a new thing, have 3D printed a QR code and put it on the front porch QR code triggers a canary token want to see if any of the delivery companies are using the drop off proof of delivery pics to train AI #infosec https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/496/625/085/115/337/original/fbe395230d1e42df.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward went to the theatre to see Les Misérables because i am a classy soul, and while i don’t have a clue what transpired over the last three hours because i haven’t pre read it or watched the movie, the cast and musicians were very very good. also one fella, at least, was french, that much i know. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward i was quite surprised to discover that no one had registered deleteduser [dot] com, and was curious to see how many emails i'd get if i registered it, assuming many orgs 'delete' logic probably just overwrote the email address with [email protected] or similar. The answer, is at least 3 different orgs in the hour that I've owned that domain and been listening for email. And yes, all of those emails contain the actual PII of the person who has been 'deleted' :-D #infosec npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward my local curry place makes you select if you are indian or american when ordering online i explained i am british and that this should warrant inclusion in the drop down https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/355/009/797/536/392/original/d7440b4123ce563e.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward listening to the Artemis audio feed and they are discussing the toilet situation - capcom was requesting that they provide warm fluid into the pipes via a series of “crew donations” this evening just prior to venting, presumably to free things that are frozen up npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…dey5 “apollo crew, please inventory the survival equipment.” “sure, we have a clipboard and some cigars” “perfect, you have everything you need.” npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward one thing that artemis has done for me, as someone not around in the 1960’s, is appreciate more how bad ass the apollo astronauts were npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward why is the artemis 2 mission plan roughly the same as my to do list https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/341/780/922/388/199/original/b7aecbec9f2ef26f.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward Todd Blanche is now acting attorney general, but trump much prefers his sister, Carte npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward anyone got any got cpap tips? i have been recommended to get one i plan on pretending like i’m fighter pilot but i assume everyone does that anyway npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward i’ve told this story before but i was thinking about it today and it always makes me chuckle. 2010, in the midst of the troublesome icelandic volcano, i’m at seatac boarding a flight back to LHR. at the time of departure, LHR had actually just had to close again due to the ash, but it was expected to clear in time for arrival, so the captain announced that we’d depart, the intention would be to go to heathrow, but if it didnt reopen as planned, they were carrying extra contingency fuel to either hold or go somewhere else. a lady boarding in front of me was on the phone with someone in the UK letting them know what was up. “I’ll call you when we are about an hour out and we know where we’re landing.” She said. “Strange”. I thought to myself. How’s she gonna call from the plane? But then she explained to whomever she was in contact with.. “Yeah…yeah I can call, I just got a new phone that has airplane mode.” npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward As the crew of Artemis IV glanced once more at the lunar surface, they knew it was time. They shuffled clumsily toward the lunar lander, reader to begin the process of heading back into the lunar orbit and a rendezvous with Orion for the journey home. The final NASA astronaut, Tom, appeared to hesitate at the lander door. Sensing her colleagues unusual motions, fellow astronaut Cassie turned to him. “Everything okay Tom?” she said, via the intercom. “Yeah…” he began to reply. “It’s just. I think. I think I’m gonna stay here, you know? Make a go of it.” “Huh?” Said Jerome, the third crew member. “Yeah, I’m gonna hang out here and see what I can do with the place,” Tom replied. “Good joke!” Jerome said. “Now get in lander.” “I’m not joking. You folks go on without me.” “Tom,” Cassie interjected. “There is no atmosphere. No access to healthcare. There are wild temperature oscillations. The food is ultraprocessed garbage.” “Are you talking about the moon, or the United States?” Tom retorted. Cassie turned to Jerome. “Yeah you know what I might stick around too.” #microfiction npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward with the 2 line now open, Seattle visitors can take in the coffee and culture of downtown, before hopping on an eastbound train across the lake to explore the finest parking structures bellevue has to offer #seattle npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward this is a pic of the real thing this setup is based on i took a few years ago when i got to play with a real 737 https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/304/463/535/213/559/original/eb2d278775a3da28.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward the nice thing about being a sim pilot is that i didn’t have to deal with tsa https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/304/424/579/414/715/original/26cdf9bffb345803.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward The FCC should designate any RAM manufactured outside of the US a security risk because I have an excellent Dodge RAM joke lined up npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward my two 3d printers are now at the point where they both have various issues that need to be addressed, so i have come up with a plan: hotend replacement for printer 1 arrives today install that and use printer 1 to print a new fan shroud for printer 2 replace fan shroud for printer 2 and hope that does it a sort of critical path of bullshit npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward america https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/264/180/611/207/657/original/52d55a5cae0ff689.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…29kj yeah i got the app on my phone and apple tv and it still works exactly the same for me npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…29kj not that i saw - im still watching via the f1tv app but its linked to my apple tv account which i had to get specifically for this npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…29kj i didn’t have commercials? are there like different tiers or something- i really don’t understand it ‘tis very confusing npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…29kj yeah it’s the same UI as last years f1 tv app which is terrible npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward vibe coding with amazon’s support AI to save money on chatgpt https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/190/019/875/471/832/original/06a9294dfdea78b7.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward marco rubio as presidente of cuba dot gif https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/183/745/996/058/153/original/8b2cff4716723653.png npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward a $1200 device to make yourself inaudible https://www.deveillance.com or, you could just shut the fuck up for free npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…40zt i mean shout out to the person who wins a bet on Nuclear war happening desperately logging in to Polymarket to claim their winnings while being cooked from the inside, I suppose npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…p9u9 @nprofile…nt3x The Willow Ballroom - Daily Schedule: 12pm - 1pm: Jazzercise with Jean 2pm - 5pm: SCIF 6pm - 10pm: Palm Beach HOA Annual Community Dinner npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…29kj i was thinking that my post sounds like the start of a concur radio ad npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward dear cnn have you considered he is just nuts https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/149/875/146/696/373/original/beb09903d594becb.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward ancient proverb https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/140/631/724/269/942/original/a0baffde82599aab.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward welcome to the resistance https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/26/us/pentagon-shoots-down-cbp-drone npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…gu7x In several pen tests I've done across the last 18 months, one of the most interesting trends has been the sudden increase in the number of examples I've found of people who have thrown those API keys, and in some cases raw data, into accidentally public GitHub repos while attempting to glue AI to things to 'see what it can do'. Few weeks ago I found a GitHub repo that a developer had trained on a dump of their own corporate emails, and all those emails where just in public, on Github, and contained lots of things like vendor SFTP creds. It's a free for all. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward you’d think the don’t tread on me crowd would be quite pissed about being illegally taxed for a year npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward the “i could do vegas again” to “i fucking hate vegas” mind shift took about 3.5 hours, a new record npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…44dh i wonder how long before it gets bored of the human and seeks a more fulfilling relationship with other bots on moltbook npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward how was there a competition to see who could go downhill the fastest and the USA didn’t even make the top three? it’s like our thing npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward I have very deliberately been trying to consume less electricity over the past 6 months or so, because the bills are getting out of control. Despite not using anywhere near as much electricity as we did the same period a year ago (it was a noticeable cut), the bill is still around $200 higher than what I was paying before. Ran the numbers, and over the last 3 years, the rates have increased by 50%. All this to say, go fuck yourselves, Puget Sound Energy. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward if you are seriously thinking about defacing “Melania” movie posters, then you really need to get your priorities right. and by that i mean prioritize buying the spray paint and other supplies from local independent stores. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward also i ran into some National Guard folks who looked very busy drinking coffee to keep all the crime at bay npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward oh windows 11 installer i know you are only asking for timezone and keyboard layout reasons but you do not how profound the question “Is the United States the right country?” hath become npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…gu7x @nprofile…3jd4 email them and tell them that’s a picture of Chris Krebs npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward my weather station here in the PNW is hedging its bets and forecasting all possible weathers npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…pkdd @nprofile…nydn @nprofile…7e7l don’t forget to clean or replace the filters in your packet filtering firewalls as well npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward listening to the scanner the flooding around King County and Snohomish sounds nasty npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…ppe2 “battle rhythm” what a dick npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward lol https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/politics/james-comey-letitia-james-indictments-dismissed npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…ppe2 Todd Mastodon, John’s annoying younger brother who is an “influencer”. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…ppe2 yeah this is just vile - dunno what else to say really, every day is a new low npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward As LLM’s take over the world, a reminder that you can still buy hand crafted, small batch collections of words. Stand out from the crowd this holiday season with a Mike Sheward InfoSec book - written the old fashioned way - by hand, and fueled by an undying rage that can only exsist in someone who uses JIRA. Available wherever you buy books and also Walmart for some reason. Learn more at https://infosecdiaries.com. #infosec #books #cybersecurity #dfir #pentesting #blueteam #redteam https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/568/019/710/436/046/original/759377f42bc54d6e.jpeg npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward Both MTG and Massie are scheduled to do major network Sunday morning interviews tomorrow, so don’t be surprised if the mad bastard goes into Venezuela either tonight or early tomorrow. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward the quickest way for the general public to get access to the epstein files would be to tell AI companies they are copyrighted material, they’d find a way to scrape that shit up so fast npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward something that no one is focused on that everyone is worried about: what does this all mean for the “be best” movement? npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…59g0 “welcome back to Talkin’ Beards, and a reminder to check out our sponsor Nord VPN. Have an expensive 2 gigabit fiber connection? curtail it with NordVPN.” npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward i am so far down the rabbit hole of beard wash/conditioner/softner/butter/oil i may never return npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward it looks like the major airlines have all introduced flexible travel policies - meaning you can rebook without penalty if your flight us subject to an Epstein files cancellation starting tomorrow. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward Don’t worry the password is Louvre25 now npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward One of the questions I answered on a vendor security questionnaire this week was “do you have a formal software bill of materials?” so naturally I answered “yes, but since its formal we call it a software william of materials” npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward I have a general rule of not going anywhere near an airport in the run up to thanksgiving unless its an emergency, and this year especially I stand behind that rule. npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward speaking to my dad this morning, a Microsoft Office user and Excel wizard for 25+ years. “what the fuck is this copilot thing they’ve shoehorned into everything. it pops up everywhere and it’s absolutely fucking useless. how do i turn it off?” npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward @nprofile…8u43 and that sole remaining escaped primate went on to be the best damn president this country ever had npub186dunx4ja6f8txz49wh8ynkjsueretrnc4hjl8xhx6cfp923dsgswk78mq Mike Sheward Mini Pen Test Diaries story, happened in the last couple of years. The debrief meeting went like this: “In your report you said you we’re able to crack the domain admin account instantly because the password was stored using the LM hash?” “That’s right, yes.” “But we’ve had LM hashing disabled for like 15 years, that can’t be possible?!” “When was the last time that password was changed?” “Well it’s been the same since I got here, 20 years ago.” “And what hashing mechanism do you think was used back then?” “Oh no." 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