HodlingCarla
Carla 🧡⚡️

A Bitcoin maxi with spicy opinions.

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Last Notes

2026-03-11 01:16:47 UTC

I went through all winter without getting the flu, until I visited friends with kindergarten aged kiddos over the weekend and I ended up with a cold 🥲
Hoping for no fever or cough 🙏

2026-03-09 23:04:20 UTC

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There’s way too many of those. Oh well, more sats for us!

2026-03-09 23:03:50 UTC

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Thats a pretty accurate comparison 😅

2026-03-09 23:03:15 UTC

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For real!

2026-03-09 18:10:12 UTC

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Congratulations to you and your wife! The little one really wanted to make things special for you both and come to you and nobody else 🥰

2026-03-09 18:07:34 UTC

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If you’ve got haters, it means you’re doing something right. Keep up the good work! 🫡

2026-03-09 17:58:27 UTC

Less than 1 million bitcoin left to mine.
If you’re not buying by now, I feel sorry for you because you WILL regret it one day soon.

2026-02-08 01:04:05 UTC

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It sure is!

2026-02-08 00:12:30 UTC

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Very! 😊

2026-02-07 23:51:47 UTC

Bought pasture-raised eggs and meat from local farmers and paid in Bitcoin.
Voting with my (FU) money 🫡
📍Local Pastures, Austin TX
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2026-02-06 04:56:43 UTC

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Muchos si lo piensan 🤦🏻‍♀️

2026-02-06 00:31:11 UTC

Imagine honestly believing that Epstein was Satoshi 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

2026-02-04 19:09:46 UTC

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The Top Seller on Amazon lol basic ones

2026-02-04 19:09:14 UTC

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Life changing 🙌

2026-02-04 18:52:25 UTC

Nose strips have been a game changer for my sleep.
Can’t believe it took me this long to try them 🙃

2026-01-16 02:41:37 UTC

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We’re so screwed, but especially boomers.

2026-01-16 02:39:46 UTC

Nothing beats a sunny cold day in nature 😌

2026-01-14 16:55:26 UTC

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The kind of technological progress we like to see 🙌

2026-01-12 03:24:34 UTC

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I’ve noticed. Sign of high time preference individuals who don’t want to work hard to earn those sats the honest way.

2026-01-12 03:21:21 UTC

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Used it in Asia. Hated it 😂

2026-01-11 23:53:51 UTC

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Don’t live in Italy anymore so, nope

2026-01-11 22:39:10 UTC

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Right?? So lucky 🥹

2026-01-11 22:33:11 UTC

My crunchy friend gave us a box of non-toxic toilet paper as a housewarming gift and I couldn’t be happier.
I’m officially an adult now.

2026-01-05 21:00:40 UTC

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The annoying kind 🙄

2026-01-05 21:00:01 UTC

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It’s a very silly thought process.

2026-01-05 19:43:50 UTC

I will never understand people who board a plane and suddenly forget how to find their assigned seat.
How do you confuse 28C with 5A?

2026-01-05 19:02:26 UTC

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Nothing at all! 😶

2026-01-05 17:03:37 UTC

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Of course The Atlantic came up with a name for it

2026-01-05 14:41:27 UTC

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Shame you think that because from your feed I can tell we agree on a lot of points. Oh well.

2026-01-05 14:39:24 UTC

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I know! So disappointing.

2026-01-05 06:39:40 UTC

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Precisely!

2026-01-05 06:39:04 UTC

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How was that power removed? And remind me, who’s the acting president as a result of that?

2026-01-05 06:36:47 UTC

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Where did I say that? And how does that fit into my argument about bitcoiners cheering on regime change in a foreign country?

2026-01-05 03:59:14 UTC

The amount of bitcoiners cheering on the State and regime change has been astounding and disappointing.
I thought we were all about defunding the war machine and against the expansion of the petrodollar…

2026-01-05 03:45:34 UTC

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It’s been quite a disappointment so far.

2025-08-21 14:51:59 UTC

2 grass-fed striploin steaks
1 beef sausage
2 sides of steamed vegetables
2 sides of potato wedges
1 large bottle of sparkling water
All that for a total of… $53
Great dinner with bitcoiners.
I love Bali 🥲
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2025-08-19 08:40:47 UTC

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Not far from this authoritarian reality

2025-08-19 08:40:26 UTC

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It's an amazing island. Worth a visit!

2025-08-19 08:18:48 UTC

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Haha only had a shrooms shake in Thailand!
Bali Belly is brutal. I've got plenty of experience with food poisoning around the world, unfortunately. Always need to be careful!

2025-08-19 08:06:21 UTC

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It's a very different Bali nowadays, but still awesome!
We've got a bitcoin conference happening Sept 5th. Would have been the perfect time to visit… there's still time! 😜

2025-08-19 08:04:29 UTC

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Best day!
I got a mani last week and loved it. Looking forward to my pedi tomorrow 🙌

2025-08-18 14:41:33 UTC

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That's how Blake is going to feel if you don't come to the Bali conference next month!

2025-08-18 14:40:28 UTC

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I always answer in a different way 😂 If I know I can have a good conversation with that person, I give the long answer. If I know it's a passing conversation, I pick one country lol

2025-08-16 15:34:27 UTC

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☺️

2025-08-16 15:34:20 UTC

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The best in the area!

2025-08-16 15:33:55 UTC

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Perfect sunset views 😍

2025-08-16 15:24:01 UTC

The view from the rooftop of the venue where we’re hosting the Women’s Brunch during the Bitcoin Conference here in Bali 😍 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/bad9867380f6f2b8f50d3ff869aaf75dc998797204a7c85a4bf6f8bb9fc07078/6ec356e29ca6b0f0faf57032f26324b1d9e05b33ee7cb112911c54b6b2116009.webp

2025-08-08 14:52:29 UTC

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There it is! Didn’t even fact check it but was ready to bet the numbers were accurate. Standard fiat currency!

2025-08-08 14:50:17 UTC

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I don’t have a source for those exact numbers but I’m sure you can ask google or chatGPT about it

2025-08-05 14:07:15 UTC

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Will do! 🥰

2025-07-09 15:19:28 UTC

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Silly me, I forgot about their favorite sport 🥲

2025-07-09 15:16:47 UTC

The only things government is good at is creating new laws, raising taxes and lying to the people.

2025-07-08 21:33:36 UTC

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Oh gosh, yes, the FOMO gets to me by day 2.
“What if I missed a huge launch/announcement?” “What if something fun is happening near me and I’m unaware?”
But then I start scrolling, the news come up, and I just get frustrated 😂

2025-05-21 15:12:52 UTC

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Seems like Bitcoin copied my morning routine today.
New ATH, baby!
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2025-05-07 19:12:22 UTC

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Hahah I love it so much!

2025-05-03 11:07:14 UTC

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Out of all the supplements I’ve tried, that wasn’t one of them.
Thank you! Will give it a try.

2023-03-01 15:54:53 UTC

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I’m surprised my phone hasn’t melted yet 😅

2023-03-01 03:51:37 UTC

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Nostr rn:
You zap me, I zap you.
You spam me, I spam you.