Christmas Dame, future patron saint of bachelors, fact-checker
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Last Notes npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Without mailed ballots: npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye The Gateway Pundit is claiming it *does* match. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Now do classical music. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Okay, thanks! I had all the job requirements, but they were kind of vague, so my neighbor's cat might have also met them. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Over in D.C., military bases are no longer gun-free zones. Banning guns on a military base is an idea that makes no sense. You know who is on base. If you don't trust them, kick them off base or out of the military. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye West Virginia split from Virginia due to ideological differences, and that split has been very wide lately. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye You can actually do it with just onions, but the bay leaf adds a surprising amount of bonus goodness. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I'm not autistic - I'm German. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye My son is mildly autistic - just enough that people who don't know the signs think there's something wrong, and people who do assure the first group it's okay. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I know nothink. Nothink! npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I actually am German. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye J.D. Vance started strong, but I haven't seen much from him lately. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Paris syndrome (in Japanese: パリ症候群, Pari shōkōgun) is a sense of extreme disappointment exhibited by many individuals when visiting Paris, who feel that the city does not live up to their expectations. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I know how this ends: npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Whatever happened to Amway? People used to be everywhere selling that and trying to get folks to sign up. I haven't heard anything about in ages. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Sometimes there's good memes at the end. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye He's really glad about it, but he's also annoyed because I do this a lot - he tries to get an appointment for something, and after he gives up I make a few phone calls and have him set up in the next day or two. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye In California, when there's a petition the government doesn't like, the first step is to claim all the signatures are false. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye They did it. Alberta secessionists have collected enough signatures to vote on leaving Canada. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOq_D-iLQWM npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Erika got her sauce of coffee, ran around like a mad cat for 30 minutes, then collapsed and slept for at least 10 hours. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Many years ago we had a cat who liked coffee. You had to keep an eye on your cup, or a paw would stealthily reach up and over the side, dip in for a soak, and Erika would happily lick her paw for the next hour. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I read an article about companies using AI to write job descriptions, job hunters using AI to apply, then companies using AI to sort the responses. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye You can send a kid to college, but you can't make him think. Same for adults. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I use MP3Tag to standardize all my tags and file names. Completely V4V. I've donated several times over the years because I'm constantly finding new tricks with it. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye She is, in fact, that big. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye That's one way to handle the use of the language no longer considered appropriate for white people. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye By the Iranians. Turns out Patel likes travel and cigars. No embarrassing emails. Yet. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye The new Harry Potter will be more representative npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye We have more information on how Patel got hacked npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye TBF, the famous bowl is pretty lit. It's like a chicken sundae - mashed potatoes topped with corn and gravy, topped with popcorn chicken, topped with cheddar cheese. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Washington State is being investigated for housing discrimination: npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I think some people just can't get enough of looking at toe fungus and follow him for the really dumb lulz. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye The comments on this music video are the best. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye The most amazing part of this story is that you can make money playing cornhole. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I see folks are brainstorming how to bypass the Strait of Hormuz... npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Tip of the day: If you are going to put meat on wooden skewers, first soak the skewers in water for about 15 minutes. This will prevent the meat from sticking and it will slide off easily every time. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I've been waiting for a day warm enough to spray this stuff: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0072289CA npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Delta is revoking special privileges for Congressional members because they don't have enough staff without funding. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye It's spring! That time of year when a young man's attention turns to... HOA violations. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Wasn't Tim Pool one of the folks receiving Russian money for his podcast? Or maybe it was Chinese. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye It's better if you turn off the sound. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Mom in the middle is wearing what we used to call "a Polish brassiere". npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Old people trivia: npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye There's making fun of the death, and there's making fun of the person who died. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye But think of all the lesbians you could meet with an Outback! npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Don't do it! I got rid of my box, and six months later had to order a cable that I know was in the box. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye "Sinking" and "sea level rise" are opposites. Is the land going down or is the water going up? npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Does it taste like cabbage or kielbasa? npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Lots of cabbage for sale everywhere today. And it's going to stay on sale because no one likes cabbage. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I saw a Trump "I did that" sticker on gas pump today. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I don't know much about "The Man Who Fell to Earth" but I heard the movie is a real downer. Is the book also a scathing indictment of the human condition? npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I prefer science fiction. Hit me with your best titles. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Oh! He also did "My Italian Bulldozer" which was an absolute delight. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I read a few of the books a few years ago, and it says something that I still remember them (I go through a lot of books). npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye By himself, he was using more than two people. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Okay NA.S. I've told you what books I'm reading / listening to. What's your suggestions? npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Yeah, driving is a good time to maintain situational awareness. I'll give it a try in the car, and switch to Kindle if needed. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Thinking of trying the book version of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". The movie was pretty intense, and I heard the book is twice as crazy. Might be a little much for commuting. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye With my mostly former housemate mostly out of the house, there are a lot of things we don't consume as quickly. For example, toilet paper usage has dropped by maybe two-thirds. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I love science fiction! Especially if there's a technology that makes the story impossible otherwise. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Still working my way through the Expanse series. Wasn't crazy about "Cibola Burn" because it seemed a bit passive. While the crew of the Rocinante has tried to participate in the plot in past novels, this was a lot stuff just happening to James Holden and Amos, while Naomi and Alex try to fight fate. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Courtesy of Seatree npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I've got you fam npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Have an older relative who can't master talking into a phone? Let them go retro: npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye The Senate wants to get institutional investors out of single family homes. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye You can also use plus addressing with most email providers.[email protected] , sign up with [email protected] . [email protected] , etc. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Depends. The high tops will be warmer but probably provide better ankle support for hiking. On the other hand the sneaker will be nicer in hot weather and more comfy for casual walking. The sneaker will also allow better flexibility for most sports. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I need to wear them to get into the employee only areas. That's where the free snacks are. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Sigh. Where's resting biatch face when you need it? npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye At the grocery store today, some random guy asked for help finding tuna. I get asked for help a lot, so I just roll with it (I had already been asked this trip by someone else if the store sold yogurt). npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Important update for Pokemon players npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye British TV uses normal looking people, and I'm okay with that. Makes it less fantastical. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye "more personalized rates" means they are fishing for excuses to raise your rates. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye "Hell is coming to breakfast." is bada$$ af. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye It's weird how the party of "words are violence" keeps saying violent words. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I don't know how many of those Persians are still left in Iran. Many of them weren't Muslim and left after 1979. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye There's a Star Wars meme for everything. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye That is the gayest way to hold it ever. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Some thoughts on consumables... npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Of the folks I know who have gone into the military, not one has mentioned college. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye They already did Apple. The verdict was that Apple could force users into its store, but it couldn't force sellers into its payment system. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye And here we are. At the point where the nicest thing we can say about our politicians is "at least he isn't a pedophile". npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Thanks for that self-portrait. I'll keep it in mind when reading your future posts. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Snopes is pretty left wing. If they couldn't find any evidence, there isn't any. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye In the days of search engines, it's not hard to research things. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye One of my relatives got all groceries delivered, then suited up with the home hazmat kit before going outside to wipe down every single item with anti-bacterial wipes. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye We are not brave people when it comes to spicy. I'm not going anywhere near anything labeled "hot sauce". npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Looking for good recipes for wings in the air fryer or oven. Nothing too spicy. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I am not a drug wholesaler, so I wish reports of drug seizures used measurements that meant something to me. Like number of doses, or pounds, or even volume. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye @npub1aw2…5ete npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye My son went to see some local punk bands tonight. He says about a third of the crowd was trans. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye You need to be more skeptical. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye May be a mis-attributed quote. Maybe. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye He already had her replacement lined up and ready to go. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye A neighborhood in Los Angeles is installing warning sirens. Not for earthquakes, fires or riots, but in case someone suspects there's an ICE agent in the neighborhood. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye In the past, when I wanted to make carnitas, I would go the carniceria, point to the pork butt and say "3 pounds carnitas" holding up three fingers. The hispanic man behind the counter would cut up 3 pounds into decent sized chunks and that was that. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Sigh. The Republicans don't care about North Carolina, and the state is going to get bluer and bluer. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye That's the dow-er option, as in Dow Jones. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Like a German umlaut u?
