melon :pudding_verified:

https://mai.waifuism.life/@waifu

Naive Artist

My motto is: "Me do stuff"

Everyone calls me waifu or wafu

#nobot

I don't reply to boring people

Website: https://waifuism.life/
Art account (日本語): ワフ (npub1ha7…0vjg)
Pixiv gallery: https://www.pixiv.net/users/69402865
Twitter: https://x.com/wafumelon
Former account: @[email protected]
Monero: 83Sd1wdsxV8FWZHjbfouaZaZEddctJGwCVrfzs7y2ZDqjLv74hpP59s4dW5Ze8TyKxdR6qyCGwuXVHmXLpSSaKv6593aWBF

Public Key

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Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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2026-04-09 16:38:23 CEST

feliz jueves

2026-03-31 23:51:19 CEST

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See Romin, it's fine when the government does it but when Mafia does it it's baaaad

2026-03-31 23:44:54 CEST

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so your solution is leaving? Lol

2026-03-31 23:03:44 CEST

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you cannot stop paying them, I just explained it.
What if I don't use the roads?
What if I don't use the school?
What if I don't use X service that they "think" it's arbitrarily important?

2026-03-31 23:00:44 CEST

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if a private runs a server they can decide if they want to charge a fee for entering or not, and people can decide if they want to pay or not.
You cannot just "stop paying taxes". They are *imposed* by the state using violence, which makes the state just a "good" thieve, but it is still thief.

2026-03-31 22:22:05 CEST

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it's actually the opposite, those Minecraft banks literally give money away

2026-03-31 22:13:12 CEST

Even in fake democracies taxation is theft
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/b81c0499-8e1d-4ac7-be32-e606038ab7a7

2026-03-28 14:33:34 CET

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the only thing that i remember about ponypanda is the pregnancy incident

2026-03-26 22:03:16 CET

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I only use misskey there's basically no reason for me to use anything else

2026-03-26 21:21:05 CET

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just Misskey

2026-03-26 20:35:14 CET

As you can see in the following heatmap and graph, my fedi activity has slowly dwindled over time.
Because I'm busy as fuck
That said, what is up fedi, what's new around here?
How is your day going?
How have you been?
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/08b5e2ff-fb13-4d84-951b-5eb0143a9f83

2026-03-25 15:12:55 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/5f4a405b-78ac-4a2a-a625-c68f8ff1e381

2026-03-23 20:07:33 CET

@npub1at3…mx7x can i ask what is social credit score? 🥺

2026-03-19 18:07:52 CET

Set teams' status as: "Lunch"
*Instantly get seven million messages asking me for shit*
DUDE I HAVE LUNCH PLEASE

2026-03-18 04:45:18 CET

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commander

2026-03-18 04:02:19 CET

I got third place in a magic the gathering tournament
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/ac3264b4-8e3f-41d8-a3bf-a4b715d42e99

2026-03-04 15:35:54 CET

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yuri yeah slop never

2026-03-04 13:44:23 CET

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https://mai.waifuism.life/files/webpublic-1eb7ac01-a878-4ae4-bfbf-ad07a0152550

2026-03-04 13:41:44 CET

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do you have this one
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/aa4b7fc7-a542-4145-ac7b-49302a2e6960

2026-03-04 13:39:57 CET

Reposting this classic
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/c005af13-7ae3-4702-a1f9-0f081713bb76

2026-02-27 16:04:22 CET

i pay 3 white mana and play
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/775b727b-b1e6-4d25-ad84-cdea6594e94f

2026-02-24 00:27:30 CET

so what are you using as a discord alternative

2026-02-23 16:55:35 CET

Watamelon :watamelon:
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/15757014-fe87-422d-9fd4-89ac98eb9706

2026-02-23 14:57:28 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/35b37abc-9cb3-4b75-8a10-94318a47881c

2026-02-23 03:04:00 CET

did something happen in mexico

2026-02-17 16:07:00 CET

>buy random hololive booster
>Literally pull the only card I wanted
God bless Watame :watasmug:
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/b29bbd8f-6507-44d5-b458-17efbacca867

2026-02-12 15:20:37 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/51d1fbbe-b160-43a3-9890-2c6200511a4b

2026-02-11 22:03:33 CET

There's two kinds of fedi users #wow
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/09a3a1e1-17ba-4043-aae8-a2504538d777
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/ec994986-70b0-45ab-ba7c-07d327f1c047

2026-02-10 16:22:40 CET

when ai was meant to be cute soulful anime girls
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/0c47924b-ac56-4c61-8d7d-1953eb0ec108

2026-02-09 21:56:24 CET

I am just a fish
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/33795819-6412-4caf-90f3-574dad886210

2026-02-09 17:28:50 CET

do you guys salt your salad

2026-02-04 20:23:41 CET

My D&D Oc now has a plushie 🙏
Say hi to her, Nie
(In other news the dm also wants to disband the campaign 🥀)
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/3c9d59f3-fbf7-4469-8876-fa3cd5ec9d4a

2026-02-02 04:16:36 CET

🤯🤯🤯🤯
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/fdf01f41-bc56-4778-a5cd-5ac6b3f0797b

2026-01-29 16:36:07 CET

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>Eating watermelon
:gura_vibe_wiggle_fast:
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/b525ae6b-9b25-45e0-8286-d5fb4a7f4463

2026-01-29 16:25:51 CET

>anime girl that constantly holds a borga
>her special power is to eat borga
>anime girl maid constantly smirking
>special move is "to move"
>both have gigantic breasts
Yo this game lit af 🔥🔥🔥
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/3e96c67a-584e-4ade-97c5-7abdd53282da
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/cc621eef-89d6-4e4c-aea2-3a13715000bd

2026-01-27 18:45:15 CET

when nothing not happens
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/2a342b4e-f871-431a-b08a-d795b137734c

2026-01-26 19:36:19 CET

what the hell is a kilometer

2026-01-26 14:04:06 CET

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https://x.com/atlwondersHK/status/2015412355795206404
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/d3b82d98-bfec-4d60-97a8-066a6ca7b440

2026-01-26 00:54:46 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/668e552e-ccb2-4004-baef-38c29296b9f9

2026-01-23 05:26:26 CET

Being Hispanic in dark fedi is like
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/bf0afaf3-6e9b-4c3a-87c0-d41c37cc2f37

2026-01-21 15:55:59 CET

monthly hope thread
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/88a9d25f-d368-46f3-81a6-e4d7c1898522

2026-01-20 20:19:57 CET

dude this artist should be on fedi
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/fa2a29f6-60b8-471e-8158-f5db284f604b
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/fef652fb-2bb6-42a4-abc1-92f790fcba15
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/32682b61-0c0f-4ca5-a9bc-8353c92a2617
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/ee9f6da1-a2b0-48ab-a5e7-4b846d5afb32

2026-01-20 14:44:06 CET

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they call him "he" in a previous section, i think the creators are just confused

2026-01-20 04:35:45 CET

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https://mai.waifuism.life/files/7198531f-51f4-4024-90b2-d0a658ee0e24

2026-01-20 04:30:19 CET

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They literally make her look cool, are they genuinely braindead?
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/d3b2ff8c-f266-4bcc-a1b0-31dd9a505ab8

2026-01-20 04:27:23 CET

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I WILL AGREE WITH THE GOTH GIRL NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/d800b558-63eb-43df-adb5-9f9fd93d0fb0

2026-01-20 04:21:34 CET

What's the name of that goth girl that was made by the uk or something

2026-01-17 18:22:26 CET

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yeah sadly some of them are very obvious AI slop so it's not worth much. I've been thinking how difficult it would be to make some cards and print them myself

2026-01-17 18:15:14 CET

Friend gifted me an anime girl booster and this came in it 🔥🔥🔥
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/4d11116a-6b7f-4dc3-a43e-4e836e4c6ed4

2026-01-16 04:47:07 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/756ebe31-2604-40db-9db6-9fa3195201c4
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/2b60a59c-efe0-4b09-9879-b3a1d11b2d1d
#note18y9…grk2

2026-01-15 20:38:01 CET

:pleromatanshrug:
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/fd3b912a-0e49-4023-8e0c-e338711aabaf
#note15hc…7kmr

2026-01-15 15:04:13 CET

friends irl refuse to call me "waifu" smh

2026-01-15 06:14:59 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/e20c5506-4c17-4f8b-be08-49fdb550123e

2026-01-14 22:01:31 CET

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Like, it's not even a discussion, large breasts are simply superior
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/a4bbbf83-c519-483b-b99f-e279b44d2709

2026-01-14 21:54:57 CET

Sorry not sorry but big anime breasts are cooler than flat

2026-01-14 19:08:53 CET

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Like, if I'm drawing a manga, and I draw a pair of boobs for no reason (just because I want), do I have artistic integrity? :watame_eyes:

2026-01-14 18:44:34 CET

Do you think ecchi anime has artistic integrity? 🤔

2026-01-14 01:29:27 CET

The Pleroma-tan pregnant fandom is dying, like and repeat if you're a real Pleroma-tan pregnancer
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/3fec229b-eae1-49c9-980f-014ba59153c9

2026-01-13 21:42:33 CET

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You can just not get into the fandom and solve 99% of your problems (fandoms don't exist anyway that's why they're awful)

2026-01-13 04:52:27 CET

How accurate is this
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/53ef5c60-8fd2-4bc8-9370-0b18aa7c9536

2026-01-12 16:58:55 CET

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Thanks, though I don't post much there are many of them in my website and stuff

2026-01-12 16:24:10 CET

Dumping a few drawings i had on twitter before i delete everything
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/8c1fb6ca-1477-42f9-b4db-74a1f16ecbfe
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/ea132dbb-8a45-44bf-a4ac-0f21fc6db2be
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/ed87ea25-34e0-49bb-8694-17841e5ef5ee
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/6e086d37-41ad-4d3d-9ff5-0253df78750d
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/9a0bb984-bc28-4eea-a2e5-fd02f8a4aa03
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/6d8a9353-9fb1-402d-97c4-90023292d399
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/e828106c-07e5-42c4-beac-a9aa10f3721e
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/a6113d7a-ef94-4529-b443-afb5f0fc68b1

2026-01-11 21:46:58 CET

>go to local Argentinian TCG
>creator of the game is playing
>he's using a Jesus Christ mat against a guy with a naked Loli mat while playing a deck based off "Slasher movies from the 80s"
>first thing he tells me is
"We have no censorship so degenerates are all welcomed 😁"
I-i...
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/be01128f-8a79-47f3-b260-321f89dc1df2

2026-01-10 01:48:22 CET

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maybe not that long but it's interesting
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VmnhJGdSM0

2026-01-09 19:45:33 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/bced5a1d-169b-473e-ab4d-0b8fa8499ce2

2026-01-09 01:45:01 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/9f3d819f-1b1f-47a4-b2d8-3ddf71dbd07c

2026-01-08 14:50:09 CET

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watch this sick custom emoji -> :asuna_closeup:

2026-01-07 23:48:40 CET

I got a rare card!!!
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/bbe94f47-946c-4e8c-8fa2-d71dfba1c056

2026-01-04 17:44:58 CET

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what do you want me to prove wrong exactly? The dude on the picture looks leftist which are wrong by default

2026-01-03 20:53:26 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/ee6e5bed-665b-44fa-bba3-03282420826e

2026-01-03 20:42:12 CET

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Nice to meet you NOT_a_cat I am melon

2026-01-03 05:11:49 CET

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I suggest not being delusional (check my website url)

2026-01-01 23:29:47 CET

>have friend (woman)
>All good but she picks up a bunch of shit to do extra
>She's never available for going out when I ask
>Stop asking
"Why are you so quiet"
>Tell her I have been doing stuff and invite her again
>Get ignored (again) (I don't even get a reply)
>Tell her I'm disappointed because she never listens and never has time
>Blames me
?????????
Are normies this socially dumb?
Genuine question, I shouldn't be explaining to 30 year olds why social commitments and relationships need time and effort

2025-12-31 20:25:40 CET

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insane to think there has been already 3 years

2025-12-31 17:47:17 CET

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dude I have ac just not electricity 😭

2025-12-31 17:41:45 CET

I'm seriously thinking of buying one of those fans that work with usb I need something to throw air at me with this fucking HOT WEATHER

2025-12-31 16:19:43 CET

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ALREADY WEDNESDAY

2025-12-31 14:49:51 CET

when you want to make art, you do
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/cff5a941-498b-4097-ab35-1427273ad716

2025-12-31 04:22:37 CET

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ask @npub16h5…4qeq

2025-12-31 03:49:05 CET

So how did everyone react to the naked Pleroma-tan

2025-12-31 03:44:55 CET

Currently no electricity at home.
I am on the roof looking at the sky, the houses and the buildings.
This year it seems like I'm going to spend New years by myself, not that I mind, just something that will happen. Perhaps I'll go to the graveyard to visit mom.
How is everyone on Fedi going to spend their New Year's?

2025-12-31 02:00:33 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/8f401ae5-af8d-42e0-b061-bcd61810fbb0

2025-12-28 15:23:16 CET

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some dude at the party: Dark super evil brooding dark Elf that wants to destroy the humankin because a normal human white woman friendzoned him
me: said woman (looks at dogs funny)

2025-12-28 15:12:20 CET

I have to make an evil DND character, any ideas?

2025-12-27 03:15:32 CET

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wtf your dad is awesome

2025-12-27 03:14:25 CET

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**HALF LIFE 3 TOMORROW**
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/b88e6b7d-25ca-4867-8ae8-cff9a7bcdc30

2025-12-27 03:07:57 CET

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when is half life 3 coming out mr freeman

2025-12-25 13:37:55 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/d20ede8c-e6ff-4660-a5fc-9ca98a3be748

2025-12-23 16:51:01 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/0ea33094-991d-4b9b-a493-a1a54324875f

2025-12-21 21:52:06 CET

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/07bd0b29-0a83-49e1-b7af-f3a8813b71e8

2025-12-21 21:46:00 CET

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About to make a Dexterity check to see if I survived the elf **sex**
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/c088fa57-7663-4b56-8a0a-f9ef14b45383

2025-12-21 05:29:17 CET

I added some anime girl cards to my collection 🙏🙏🙏
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/ba11cc32-a3c7-4cff-856d-29c2ae7eef45
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/3cd3e255-2aad-4122-8b4a-357918f68bc9
https://mai.waifuism.life/files/cf2624d6-05e2-4c66-b614-2249daccfebd

2025-12-20 14:43:52 CET

https://mai.waifuism.life/files/f8780445-fea4-4328-a57d-f3b6c3282430

2025-12-20 13:32:53 CET

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:fuckyeah:

2025-12-20 03:38:51 CET

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what's the point if you don't play the game :crashupclose:

2025-12-20 03:38:05 CET

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Dude you need help

2025-12-20 03:36:35 CET