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Last Notes

2026-09-10 21:07:58 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/d0640243e38302e9d96c90a1fa535343a2bf983d3cf24711ede7e65798603401.gif

2026-09-10 21:07:01 CEST

New #damus beta is working amazing. Nicely done @npub1xts…kk5s
https://tenor.com/bxvUX.gif

2026-09-10 21:05:28 CEST

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Bill Gates buys up cattle ranch land when it’s for sale to prevent the raising of beef on those lands, thereby driving the cost up.. because he thinks people shouldn’t eat meat.
Fuck that Epstein Island fucking fuck.

2026-09-09 04:10:03 CEST

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… and? I see no problem here.

2026-09-05 03:40:31 CEST

Food for thought #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/b56d0d937f6def0e74cf756353c0511f139473ce096705c1136169e1102a74bd.jpg

2026-09-03 18:37:36 CEST

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Any more TestFlight updates or will these go straight to production?

2026-09-03 18:29:48 CEST

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Working now. Thanks!!

2026-09-03 17:25:41 CEST

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That’s Canada. They enable all kinds of shit there.

2026-09-03 17:15:20 CEST

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STFU stupid bot

2026-09-03 17:11:03 CEST

Hey @npub1xts…kk5s the beta was removed from TestFlight and trying to go into purple doesn’t what gives?
https://image.nostr.build/5cd9a7d7ec2dbcc5a731acb61233e154cef9b621488a2d286777ac215d0b76c0.jpg

2026-08-31 17:30:02 CEST

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It was a legitimate request for your perspective… which I appreciate..

2026-08-31 17:29:22 CEST

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I do not think you are an idiot. Far from it.

2026-08-31 17:11:06 CEST

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Since Cloudflare bought Argo tunnel is there an alternative out there that you either like or tolerate?

2026-08-31 16:54:58 CEST

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Actually I went thru again.. paid the 1000 sats to have a mailstr alias and … it definitely worked better.

2026-08-30 05:43:51 CEST

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I opened source the code.. feel free to add the termination yourself.

2026-08-29 21:30:01 CEST

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I will be honest it is entirely possible I did not configure it correctly to begin with. Would you happen to have a “nostrmail for Dummies” guide so I can double check my setup? I don’t want to waste people’s time when it could be simple PEBKAC or ID10T issues.

2026-08-29 21:26:15 CEST

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If I set it to run long enough it would probably just spiral but the python apps can guide things to come to conclusions sooner or later.
In one interaction I did with Parry (no doctor or arena) he just left the room and ended the conversation.. 🤣

2026-08-29 21:23:19 CEST

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Could not send to other nostr addresses, could send to a non-nostr email but not from email to nostr address.

2026-08-29 21:12:18 CEST

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True but it doesn’t work very well. I tried it.

2026-08-29 00:12:34 CEST

Have a good weekend #nostr - the latest from #zardoz labs. #ai #llm #zapathon
When PARRY Met DOCTOR Again: Recreating RFC 439 with Local LLMs
https://zardozgroup.com/insights/when-parry-met-doctor-again/

2026-08-28 16:19:30 CEST

The difference between climate and weather…
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
#nostr

2026-08-26 00:47:35 CEST

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Well yeah that too.

2026-08-26 00:11:38 CEST

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UGH. Fuck that noise. Go see a proper urological surgeon and get a legit implant - not this back alley necro-fat bullshit.

2026-08-25 20:57:55 CEST

Rest in Peace Dolly Parton. :(

2026-08-24 23:06:33 CEST

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Nah. I am OK without that stuff. So is she.

2026-08-24 23:03:18 CEST

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I haven’t smoked pot in decades. And the last time I tried a THC gummy about a year ago - ok actually half of one - I lost depth perception… it was like I was trying to look around the room thru a TV screen.. And my wife cannot consume THC at all. It causes her to have seizures. When did a half gummy she had a focal seizure (precursor to a full one). So … yea I stay away from that stuff.

2026-08-24 20:05:09 CEST

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Yea but THC ingested like that gets processed thru the liver. Becoming 4 times more psychotropic…. And it lets you talk to DOLPHINS.
Trust me. You do NOT want to know what they have to say. They’re still mad about the whole tuna thing.

2026-08-24 19:56:09 CEST

Anyone justifying that cunt committing murder I have no use for. Just another Casey Anthony.
#nevent1q…3ej5

2026-08-24 19:39:52 CEST

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Check out cheechandchong.com
https://cheechandchong.com/products/the-judges-stash-750ml-bottle-1

2026-08-24 05:19:06 CEST

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Have you tried The Judge’s Stash yet?

2026-08-24 05:18:36 CEST

Right now until the #ColdCard shitshow settles… I’m not.
#nevent1q…ns6c

2026-08-24 05:17:43 CEST

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In Australia, a cunt is a mate and a mate is a Cunt… That’s the easiest way to sum it up ..

2026-08-22 15:48:38 CEST

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Women who support her should be tossed in a tree shredder feet first along with her.

2026-08-19 05:49:56 CEST

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You’re not wrong.

2026-08-17 04:49:23 CEST

#foodstr #food
Chicken. It’s what’s for dinner.
https://image.nostr.build/8c13a438825f47a870d3458c291d49909265154055de5dd2d350dec886a44a13.jpg

2026-08-17 00:18:40 CEST

Well #coldcard didn’t help matters any… fucking tards.
#nevent1q…9zws

2026-08-15 00:12:51 CEST

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WANT

2026-08-14 21:28:41 CEST

Hey ColdCard. Nice job on completely fucking the BTC ecosystem and contributing to its devaluation… way to go. Cunts.

2026-08-14 16:50:09 CEST

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I don’t have hair. Problem solved. 😆😆

2026-08-13 19:15:19 CEST

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The fact it came thru your relay made it somewhat ironic to me. 😆

2026-08-13 16:04:55 CEST

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💯💯💯💯

2026-08-13 15:58:53 CEST

@npub1xts…kk5s dude what is this? 🤣🤣
#nevent1q…mxtu

2026-08-13 15:57:10 CEST

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That struggle was real.

2026-08-10 06:26:43 CEST

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She’s Persian. Don’t be a twunt.

2026-08-09 04:48:31 CEST

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It’s a masterpiece… 🤌💋

2026-08-09 04:47:14 CEST

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Om nom nom nom. 🤤
https://image.nostr.build/e47f015349479448cbc15a7a87d55fa1ec6b3261e295df1e2cdb9ab371f84b20.jpg

2026-08-09 04:45:51 CEST

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They turned out amazing. Most were eaten before I could take a pic… 🤣🤣🤣
https://image.nostr.build/e47f015349479448cbc15a7a87d55fa1ec6b3261e295df1e2cdb9ab371f84b20.jpg

2026-08-09 03:19:49 CEST

Question for #nostr if I offered at discount on my iOS and Android app ConvertDroid if you all paid me in #sats would you be interested? Many of you do not want to buy apps with #fiat and I respect that.
https://convertdroid.com

2026-08-09 03:10:12 CEST

Time to fire up the #weber grill and make some chicken wings. #foodstr #food
https://image.nostr.build/6902aa6ba3c453b56ea23a87ea107d02d172335fc63d24b4b7882732b8efb25b.jpg

2026-08-09 03:08:56 CEST

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💯💯💯💯

2026-08-09 03:07:28 CEST

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It worked well enough. Tonight chicken wings on the grill.

2026-08-08 21:33:23 CEST

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https://gohugo.io/
For the win….

2026-08-08 21:31:45 CEST

I just used #chatgpt to help me completely recreate this website in #hugo from the original Wordpress in a couple of hours and that included creating a new PHP driven contact form. One thing I know from this - I will never use #wordpress again.
https://clearlightphotography.com/

2026-08-08 21:27:02 CEST

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Nothing that Bourbon and a decent nights sleep can’t put a bandaid on.

2026-08-08 05:46:41 CEST

It is all I can do not to kill someone tonite. Fuck this world.

2026-08-08 05:45:29 CEST

Ignored.
#nevent1q…hrqr

2026-08-06 00:53:00 CEST

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Yea the US hasn’t had a king since the 1700’s. Tho Germany had a LOT of fun with a führer….

2026-08-04 20:48:40 CEST

💯💯💯💯
#nevent1q…ql9k

2026-08-02 18:58:18 CEST

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I am sure Puzzles knows what a lucky fellow he is. Hope you and him had a fun evening…

2026-08-02 18:57:01 CEST

Congratulations… truly a joy. ☦️
#nevent1q…ewsv

2026-08-02 18:56:06 CEST

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Happy Birthday to you AND your boobs! 🎂

2026-08-02 02:08:13 CEST

Be careful out there #nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/c2b1bb2b4acdcce307fa44e4f1825cb29d19531db98df3fffb8c36f32fc50ea7.jpg

2026-07-24 14:37:15 CEST

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Settle down incel… no one thinks of you.

2026-07-24 13:30:34 CEST

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And so do you….

2026-07-24 05:23:25 CEST

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Let GOOOOOOOOO
https://blossom.primal.net/73c5618c56bf037f3094df77c4be579d07de98d7293f3f6311f19059e4508d4c.gif

2026-07-24 02:25:15 CEST

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Can you send me details on the frame? That’s way cheaper than anything I could build right now.

2026-07-24 01:26:43 CEST

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I really should make a digital picture frame. Better than using that garbage Echo Show or something similar for that.

2026-07-23 18:28:53 CEST

Hey @nprofile…3trl 🤣🤣🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/3f922d52f49181745412f08f62026bfe0f2b6af9d27804cd17a6436497508854.jpg

2026-07-23 06:19:50 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/f86a29a487c11f886d80b2869c9f8f5e0657ac77df7a6f29616ce65dd1f5bffa.jpg

2026-07-22 03:26:09 CEST

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I need to find the GitHub repo.. if I can, I want to contribute to this project

2026-07-22 02:30:21 CEST

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I am most impressed with it. Might be my new go to.

2026-07-22 02:23:23 CEST

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But #wisp does!!!

2026-07-22 00:48:27 CEST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfIYInFMhg

2026-07-20 20:22:03 CEST

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Neither does Primal.

2026-07-20 15:19:02 CEST

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Damus

2026-07-20 04:48:49 CEST

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Possibly

2026-07-20 04:45:13 CEST

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All I see is text and not emoji…

2026-07-20 04:44:03 CEST

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That is apparently a protracted discussion topic. From what I understand - he and Vanessa were never married. They have parted cordially since they have a child together. But she hasn’t been on #nostr in a number of weeks. Hope she is OK.

2026-07-19 22:03:18 CEST

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YOU ARE HAVING A BABY?! Congratulations!!!! Such a joy…

2026-07-19 18:27:24 CEST

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Most people out there do my friend.

2026-07-19 17:49:59 CEST

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Two words my dude… PRE NUP

2026-07-19 17:49:11 CEST

#nostr users… #zardoz labs has another update to ConvertDroid
ConvertDroid.com
https://video.nostr.build/e63ac22dab47d14407fd029419b5061089280c2f2e71e09beaa6741022fdf0c0.mp4

2026-07-17 05:13:11 CEST

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If you think Flock cameras are bad… iOS and Android phones are worse. You are literally one LER (law enforcement request) away (with little provocation from a judge) to having everything you do handed over to police.

2026-07-16 20:48:27 CEST

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There are times you cast pearls without even a pork chop in return. My rant was about those times. All the facts and data and someone says “that doesn’t mean you’re right” is so hard R retarded I just cannot deal with it.

2026-07-16 19:14:38 CEST

This is a PRIVACY FIRST app. No ads and no data leaves your phone. EVER
#nevent1q…tst6

2026-07-16 19:00:42 CEST

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

2026-07-16 19:00:18 CEST

From #zardozlabs and #zardozgroup - ConvertDroid is back on the Google Play store!! #android
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zardozgroup.convertdroid

2026-07-16 18:15:48 CEST

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A Nostrich of course…!

2026-07-16 04:36:54 CEST

#nostr #privacy
Look.. I typically do not tell people what they should believe or not believe any more.. I just don't have the fucking patience for willful stupidity and I don't have the crayons to draw everything out. And even when I explain things to people with all supporting facts and data, they say "well just because you work in the [technology] field doesn't mean you're right". Ok.. but it certainly doesn't mean that you are when you lack or refuse to accept the facts that you are holding in your hand and are staring you in the face.
Specifically I'm talking about Data Centers and technological progress. Are more data centers being built than say 10 years ago? Yes. How many? Census Bureau's Value of Construction Put in Place survey recently began breaking out data center construction as its own category (previously it was buried inside general office construction). Per that data, data center construction spending in 2025 grew 344% compared with 2020, reaching $41 billion. That growth has continued into 2026: data center construction spending climbed from about $39.8 billion (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in April 2025 to $50.7 billion in April 2026, and data centers now account for roughly 2.3% of all US construction spending, surpassing spending on general office construction for the first time. Our World in Data, using the same Census source, found that as of January 2026 US spending on data center construction exceeded $2.4 billion per month — about 16 times the level in early 2014
Why? Well, the broad answer is AI. But why is that happening? Because every fucking thing you do on Facebook, Insta, and on your branded SMART phone.. (not CELL phone) requires the data centers. You can say "I've used Facebook for years.. and they didn't need those data centers before.."
Here's one for you - THIS AIN'T THE SAME FUCKING FACEBOOK. This one is dealing with more user adoption and interaction than ever.. and more process and procedure enforcement that CANNOT scale for humans to manage. At ALL. In the time I was at Amazon we had to deal with 500 million.. product changes per day from the 52 BILLION WITH A "B" items in the Amazon catalog.. they had to be scanned for changes to determine accuracy of the listing, if the item could be shipped by air or not, if the item was LEGAL for sale in the US. The list goes on. There was ZERO way humans could manage that review process. So how was it done? AI.. that's how.. and now it's leveraged more than ever. Your smart phone? It listens to you CONSTANTLY. You get a notice on your phone saying something about where you are and if you need your boarding pass for your airplane.. AI. Facebook.. uses AI and LLMs constantly now to deal with the myriad of legislation that gets shoved down their throats by global governments to ensure compliance with every damn regulation that comes up every other day.
You all who are worried about Flock cameras have one in YOUR ASS POCKET 24x7. Actually worse than that.. you are ONE Law Enforcement Request away at ANY time from one of the major cell providers handing over everything you do and/or say on your device.
You don't like what I'm saying? Too fucking bad.. you don't want this happening to you? Simple fix..
Get a flip phone (or better yet go back to a copper pair of wire in your house).
Delete ALL of your social media accounts. And I mean ALL of them.
Never pick up an android and iOS device ever again. EVER. Do not even SPEAK near them.
NEVER use Amazon, or any shopping-dot-com app. Pay cash and take yourself to the store.
Use NO internet connected devices in your home.. IoT is OUT for YOU.
But don't tell me that the data centers are not needed when you are using the exact technology that is REQUIRING their existence.

2026-07-15 15:25:34 CEST

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Why were you crying? You OK?

2026-07-15 15:25:10 CEST

#tacobell #humor #memes
https://image.nostr.build/850053a95564da070c5662d2758aef2d521e591eff6b854e6b4b12d5fbd1d845.jpg

2026-07-15 15:02:39 CEST

I think if I were *blind* I would recognize @npub1el3…l27r instantly from her profile pic. 😉
#nevent1q…y3cf

2026-07-14 17:45:38 CEST

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From #chatgpt
From the photo, this looks most like Green Trick Dianthus (Dianthus barbatus ‘Green Trick’).
Why I think that’s the best match:
* It has a nearly perfect bright green spherical flower head.
* The “ball” is made up of fine, thread-like green bracts rather than petals.
* It’s commonly used by florists in minimalist arrangements like the one in your vase.
* The single, straight stem is also typical of cut Green Trick dianthus.
It is not actually a moss or ornamental grass, even though it looks like one. It’s a cultivated variety of sweet William (a type of dianthus).
Care as a cut flower
* Keep the water clean and change it every 2–3 days.
* Recut the stem every few days.
* Keep it out of direct afternoon sun and away from ripening fruit.
* It often lasts 2–3 weeks in a vase.
There are a few less likely possibilities (such as a green scabiosa or a decorative fennel umbel), but based on the dense, fuzzy, tennis-ball appearance, I’d estimate there’s about a 90–95% chance this is Green Trick Dianthus.

2026-07-14 17:39:11 CEST

So glad to bring back my labor of love ConvertDroid
#nostr
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/convertdroid-unit-converter/id6786911240
https://video.nostr.build/a208a5af6d9b49cae712e9b523b09fdae9fd00dddbab45df5c2c5641b85094fd.mp4

2026-07-14 08:02:47 CEST

My evening. #rush #texas #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/3240ba846d7b8cbcdbc9fae007f12aaf19655d8f305a7d0125f968a8768cf146.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/9fd84436c36beb90636612320f89a835b01bfe8525282b62857625d76999e317.jpg

2026-07-14 08:00:52 CEST

I will have to track this interview down.
#nevent1q…evqq

2026-07-13 22:05:24 CEST

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Next release will have over 600 conversions across 60 categories…

2026-07-13 22:03:41 CEST

My first app on the App Store (Android coming soon). It is PRIVACY FIRST. Your data stays on YOUR device.
https://apps.apple.com/app/convertdroid-unit-converter/id6786911240
https://zardozgroup.com/convertdroid/
#nostr #zardozgroup #zardoz #privacy #ios #android

2026-07-12 17:03:32 CEST

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I did bacon hugged cheddar brats on the grill last night.

2026-07-11 17:52:03 CEST

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I don’t even remember replying to that chode. #nostr and bourbon are a terrible combo… 🤣