captain ☦️

It's because I need to say how my asshole is sore, but it's too gay to admit, even though there was no penetration, so I say here, not to dox.
#privacy ??? 🕵️
#nevent1q…388w

2025-03-14 17:14:20 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/7532f82801fa2d4360eb398a49dfd2f42e39523b0f4d325aeda2c3e6ec7e3b8f.gif

2025-03-14 17:13:15 CET

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#nevent1q…rzzx

2025-03-14 17:13:10 CET

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the urge to protecc or not to protecc

2025-03-14 17:11:02 CET

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#nevent1q…xpxd
#nevent1q…6jzv

2025-03-14 17:10:35 CET

LAGARDE EUROPE is the best pun idk how I never hear it. Falling BEHIND. Laggard, always coming. https://image.nostr.build/43d426cacfca49ae99e3c7534f25355b6e2b4220767e7dae1bd219ea4a9a2821.gif

2025-03-14 17:08:07 CET

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Lotta worry 🦁
https://youtu.be/SmXJDuX-n2Y?feature=shared
#nevent1q…e7pt

2025-03-14 17:07:08 CET

PLACE YOUR HAND ON MY HIP WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP 🦕

2025-02-02 16:26:26 CET

Today people are arguing about taxes. The same people will lobby to have bitcoin untaxed, and then whine about it when it's re-taxed. They still don't get the point, the entire GDP economy is fake. Exit and build for yourself. KYC coins are for government and corporations.

2024-11-10 12:11:52 CET

https://image.nostr.build/4ccc06e64106de4e9c4bb04387c09adc8692480a49298a444c02f714a68ef052.gif

2024-10-31 00:35:01 CET

E-Cash.

2024-10-29 13:08:40 CET

https://unifiedgoods.com/cdn/shop/products/IMG_5583_9518dee4-0463-4697-aa7a-f520fe64b698_2000x.jpg?v=1665137104

2024-10-27 13:03:49 CET

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I just nutted

2024-10-26 18:43:05 CEST

can't wait to zap nuts

2024-10-26 15:54:32 CEST

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this is not the way to use nostr
the choice is clear: build the walls of our own digital prison with your entire digital life on a single key, or build a thriving digital city in cyberspace by protecting anonymity
#nevent1q…qvdu

2024-10-26 15:30:59 CEST

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join me at 1pm central
#nevent1q…pvuj

2024-10-24 09:00:06 CEST

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2024-10-24 07:23:13 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/03abac88abe0f3bc5898e82fd51aaaf5327372598bda9063601cf1075c25ea76.gif

2024-10-24 05:14:40 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/bf1c1108097e359e32ae42d2db4f559f2f1c8f8c12d6f01e46ec18242841a5b6.jpg

2024-10-24 02:39:34 CEST

E-cash is the fuel of the nostr engine

2024-10-24 02:20:33 CEST

No globo homo

2024-10-24 02:19:22 CEST

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It's fast but it has a name like Pokey? 🤣

2024-10-20 16:37:26 CEST

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No homo tho

2024-10-20 16:25:11 CEST

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No homo

2024-10-20 16:24:59 CEST

Account just got an upgrade. Follow for more.
https://image.nostr.build/5d80ee8e535db8ff62ae873848e6aa12bb280aca365f6e541e421d145af64814.gif

2024-10-20 16:23:16 CEST

This profile is officially burned, nsec leaked
This is the correct way to burn a profile
@nprofile…m9lg

2024-10-20 16:19:04 CEST

I like penises

2024-10-20 16:14:36 CEST

do not trust anything you see on this profile

2024-10-20 16:12:31 CEST

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oh, you just haven't experienced the nostr algorithm yet

2024-10-20 16:05:10 CEST

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why?

2024-10-20 16:02:47 CEST

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lol

2024-10-20 16:00:44 CEST

nostr graveyard is now in the nostr graveyard, along with the kind 3 itself

2024-10-20 15:57:47 CEST

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2024-10-20 15:40:23 CEST

I might lose my nsec soon in a boating accident

2024-10-20 15:39:22 CEST

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kind 3 is dead

2024-10-20 15:39:05 CEST

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based

2024-10-20 15:38:21 CEST

likes and follows are no longer the currency around here

2024-10-20 15:37:15 CEST

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lol

2024-10-20 15:35:46 CEST

your algorithm is you

2024-10-20 15:34:48 CEST

I challenge everyone who sees this to unfollow me. join me on a new journey into nostr that is unlike anything we've seen before in social media

2024-10-20 15:18:44 CEST

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pura vida

2024-10-20 15:17:35 CEST

dry fasting

2024-10-20 15:15:04 CEST

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2024-10-20 12:23:29 CEST

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based

2024-10-20 12:11:10 CEST

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welcome 🤙🏼

2024-10-20 11:19:17 CEST

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2024-10-20 11:04:25 CEST

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I'm working a client side algorithm that creates a global feed by ranking notes by reactions, reposts, and other mentions. I maintain a list of profiles that create low quality mentions to avoid seeing stuff I don't want.

2024-10-20 10:57:27 CEST

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I'm already there

2024-10-20 10:44:18 CEST

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💪🏼

2024-10-20 10:35:48 CEST

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where we're going, we won't need follow lists

2024-10-20 10:21:17 CEST

everything you know about social media will change on nostr. buckle up for a wild ride

2024-10-20 08:59:11 CEST

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2024-10-19 21:16:38 CEST

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🫡

2024-10-19 20:54:56 CEST

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based 🫡💪🏼

2024-10-19 20:10:30 CEST

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based!

2024-10-19 19:52:19 CEST

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here we can even piss off the CEO 😂

2024-10-19 19:50:46 CEST

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yes

2024-10-19 19:48:41 CEST

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🫡

2024-10-19 19:48:28 CEST

nostr is a digital highway with no billboards

2024-10-19 19:41:33 CEST

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working on it!

2024-10-19 19:41:24 CEST

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no algorithm for you then

2024-10-19 19:33:06 CEST

I think I'm okay with pay to read relays, but pay to write, free to read still seems silly and backwards to me

2024-10-19 19:32:09 CEST

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based 🫡

2024-10-19 19:31:51 CEST

people will come back after they get a taste of nostr. it's not like the rest of the internet is getting any better

2024-10-19 19:30:04 CEST

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most of the bible has layers of symbolic meaning

2024-10-19 19:29:21 CEST

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welcome to nostr 🤙🏼

2024-10-19 19:27:27 CEST

maybe using e-cash to pay for relays would not be such a bad idea

2024-10-19 19:22:44 CEST

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no algorithm for you 😂

2024-10-19 19:19:06 CEST

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I think a good algorithm would help with engagement

2024-10-19 19:18:00 CEST

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who want to?

2024-10-19 19:16:40 CEST

nostr is boring without algorithms!

2024-10-19 19:15:57 CEST

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this is the way

2024-10-19 19:15:10 CEST

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it beats playing minecraft!

2024-10-19 19:09:51 CEST

going carnivore 🥩🧡🤙🏼

2024-10-19 19:06:48 CEST

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I'm pretty sure you would bounce right back!

2024-10-19 19:05:46 CEST

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based!

2024-10-19 19:03:15 CEST

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GM 🫡

2024-10-19 19:00:45 CEST

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I'll take less for myself so others can have more

2024-10-19 18:55:58 CEST

the nostr algorithm that I'm developing could have a system built in to automatically pay the relays that deliver you the best content! finally relays will have a way to stand out from the crowd without requiring them to curate your feed for you.

2024-10-19 18:51:25 CEST

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with my nostr algorithm, the people you mute publicly will bring negative weight into the evaluation system

2024-10-19 18:49:36 CEST

porn is trending too, but luckily we have a way to fix that

2024-10-19 18:46:38 CEST

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this note is trending on my own nostr algorithm that I'm developing
#note15ll…unwk

2024-10-19 18:44:02 CEST

I don't know why it's taken so long, but I expect now a Cambrian explosion of nostr algorithms is about the unfold
the problem might have been because when investment money got into nostr, they promoted their own stupid trending algorithms that show the same 10 people
IT'S TIME TO FLIP THE TABLES!!! LET'S GO 🫡

2024-10-19 18:37:56 CEST

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getting developers to agree is like herding cats

2024-10-19 18:37:01 CEST

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😉

2024-10-19 18:36:42 CEST

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oh, I will mute them

2024-10-19 18:30:35 CEST

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NGMI

2024-10-19 18:30:14 CEST

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based

2024-10-19 18:28:30 CEST

nostr needs a dislike button

2024-10-19 18:13:51 CEST

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based

2024-10-19 18:11:10 CEST

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2024-10-19 16:24:08 CEST

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GM 🫡

2024-10-19 14:50:57 CEST

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that's where I think there is opportunity for algorithms. most people will only follow a few hundred accounts, but a good algorithm could pull in posts from thousands of accounts and turn down the volume on bigger producers