josebitcoiner
The Bitcoin Coffee Guy⚡️☕️

Gm Plebs! enjoying the best coffee in the world.
My #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ LFGGGG🔥🇨🇴🇺🇸 #coffeechain
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2026-09-02 19:17:43 CEST

Hey Nostr, what’s up?
Only 26 bags of #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ left in stock in the USA 🇺🇸
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴 that tastes better every day. The one many already call the best coffee in the world.
Today’s offer:
✅️ FREE shipping within the USA on 3 bags or more.
✅️ Extra 🔟% OFF with code: 👉🏻 TOTHEMOON
This isn’t just any coffee. It’s coffee for plebs who want real quality, not hype.
26 left. When they’re gone, they’re gone.
Don’t sleep on it. 🔥😉 🛒👉🏻 lightningkoffee.io #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-08-26 22:51:07 CEST

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LFGGGGGG 🔥
#nevent1q…5j2n

2026-08-18 01:38:12 CEST

While you keep waiting for the next ATH
to “feel rich”
others are already using Bitcoin to live.
Real coffee.
Paid in sats.
# https://npub1cxtzr09d9jw4qfscm7hjtf47pl0z80tnpegc38wgsvmkeywv5mzqe2d5cj.blossom.band/e75b372ce02d7efe6ba78d93678edcca5b5111efda52098faa714c414abbca44.gif LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️
Are you going to keep watching or are you going to participate? #coffeechain

2026-08-14 02:07:42 CEST

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👍🏻

2026-07-29 23:50:13 CEST

#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ is pure magic in every cup ☕️✨
With fresh coffee grown in the mountains of Colombia 🇨🇴 you brew a delicious coffee full of aroma, flavor, and energy.
An experience that transforms your daily moment into something extraordinary.
Discover it and let yourself be conquered! 😉 #coffeechain #plebchain https://blossom.primal.net/72a6e9ed131f252584f73025c1ddaea148857d74ce9c5e49ca9eb129532aff80.mp4

2026-07-28 17:57:30 CEST

STACKING SATS ⚡️
#plebchain https://npub1cxtzr09d9jw4qfscm7hjtf47pl0z80tnpegc38wgsvmkeywv5mzqe2d5cj.blossom.band/e729a299e30d97d5657232380440450ba9a78d2b5c6aab59e5aff65b5c7e9fc0.jpg https://npub1cxtzr09d9jw4qfscm7hjtf47pl0z80tnpegc38wgsvmkeywv5mzqe2d5cj.blossom.band/444ff92930563abf27e3f0124c497311637d9acb892a12c8ec6a0ad47780756d.jpg

2026-07-28 07:12:00 CEST

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo

2026-07-27 18:17:40 CEST

Good morning Nostr! 😉
Imagine waking up, grinding some fresh beans, and paying for your morning coffee… with Bitcoin that lands straight back in the coffee grower’s pocket in a matter of seconds—no banks, no fees eating it up along the way.
I do this every day.
And it’s not flexing: it’s Bitcoin’s circular economy working in real life, from the farm all the way to my cup. #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-07-26 03:11:03 CEST

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Epa marico con que ganando zapitos 😂⚡️⚡️⚡️

2026-07-25 19:43:09 CEST

Bitcoiners, most of them live talking about financial freedom
but remain slaves to the same corporate coffee routine:
expensive, mediocre, and paid with a fiat card.
I got fed up.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴 gave me back total control:
payment with Lightning, flavor that’s worth it,
and a cup that truly represents what I stand for.
It’s no longer just “drinking coffee.”
It’s a daily act of rebellion. #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-07-25 18:39:35 CEST

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo

2026-07-25 18:39:20 CEST

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1z3m…h35d

2026-07-25 07:06:59 CEST

GN NOSTR!
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2026-07-25 07:00:37 CEST

#FOODSTR ITALIAN FOOD 🇮🇹
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2026-07-25 04:09:02 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/0a544860dfcc4e4b56068a0697ea879491108816fbdd8792b25420d9f97fbd06.jpg
Wow, thanks—the interface is nice and fast. LFGGGG

2026-07-25 00:04:17 CEST

HEY NOSTR, I’d like to ask you something:
For example, I use Nostr a lot on Primal, but it feels very slow to me. How could I fix it so that it becomes more fluid/smooth? Would I need to buy some kind of Relay? What advice can you give me? Thanks in advance. #Plebchain

2026-07-24 19:53:50 CEST

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2026-07-24 19:53:35 CEST

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note10hy…j9fl

2026-07-24 19:51:47 CEST

🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 39K SATS = 1 BAG of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered.
✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Zap this note to buy instantly
✅ DM your shipping address after zapping
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr
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2026-07-24 18:29:18 CEST

Bitcoiners, how many times have you stayed up until 4 a.m. watching the mempool, with bloodshot eyes and your brain fried from machine or instant coffee?
That coffee that gives you a spike and then leaves you worse than before.
I was the same. Endless nights, anxiety, and zero clarity to make real decisions with my stack.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ completely changed that.
It’s not just any buzz. It’s clean energy, sustained focus, and a mind that actually thinks cold even when the market is on fire. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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2026-07-23 22:28:46 CEST

☕ Who produces the world’s coffee?
Just 2 countries (Brazil + Vietnam) produce more than half of all the coffee on the planet.
Here’s the 2025-26 ranking (million 60kg bags):
🇧🇷 Brazil → 63.0 mn
🇻🇳 Vietnam → 30.8 mn
🌍 Rest of the World → 20.4 mn
🇨🇴 Colombia → 13.8 mn
🇮🇩 Indonesia → 12.4 mn
🇪🇹 Ethiopia → 11.6 mn
🇺🇬 Uganda → 6.9 mn
🇮🇳 India → 6.0 mn
🇭🇳 Honduras → 5.8 mn
🇵🇪 Peru → 4.2 mn
🇲🇽 Mexico → 3.9 mn
Source: US FDA
Surprised by any country? 👇 #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-07-23 21:04:45 CEST

Charge up your afternoon with a lightning bolt! ⚡☕
#LightningKoffee Cold Brew: ice-cold, bold, and clean energy that lifts you up with zero crash.
The perfect boost to power through the rest of your day.
Who’s in❓🔥
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #nostr #foodstr
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2026-07-23 19:04:15 CEST

🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 45K SATS = 1 BAG of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered.
✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Zap this note to buy instantly
✅ DM your shipping address after zapping
Simple. Delicious. Lightning⚡️
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr
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2026-07-23 02:38:00 CEST

PASTA, PASTA, AND PASTA 🤪
#foodstr #plebchain
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2026-07-22 21:46:33 CEST

These are the notifications that brighten my day.
That means I'm doing things right.
Bitcoiners, this is honest work and the circular economy at its finest.
POW ✅️💪🏻😎 #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-07-22 18:52:11 CEST

🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 113K SATS = 3 BAGS of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered.
✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Zap this note to buy instantly
✅ DM your shipping address after zapping
Simple. Delicious. Lightning⚡️
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr
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2026-07-22 17:38:48 CEST

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2026-07-22 17:38:30 CEST

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2026-07-22 06:03:43 CEST

December 22, 2022
I sold a few bags of #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ here. Good times. I was just starting my coffee business. #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-07-22 04:52:37 CEST

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Aglio in camicia.

2026-07-22 03:40:35 CEST

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2026-07-22 03:40:20 CEST

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1ztm…nnzl

2026-07-22 02:48:45 CEST

LA PASTA IN BIANCO!
#ASMR #FOODSTR
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2026-07-21 22:58:27 CEST

My pigs 🐖 🤠💪🏻🇨🇴
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2026-07-20 23:49:13 CEST

Watch how we make our #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ Cold Brew… ice, ultra-smooth coffee, and that powerful energy kick you need RIGHT NOW.
Refreshing, potent, and seriously addictive.
The perfect antidote to this summer heat.
Who’s in for a sip❓️#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr
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2026-07-20 21:52:22 CEST

If you're the type who stacks sats but every morning you're still depending on a coffee that pays commissions to banks, middlemen, and governments…
…you’re letting the most basic sovereignty of the day slip through your fingers.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴 isn’t “crypto coffee.” It’s something else.
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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2026-07-20 21:36:25 CEST

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Let's gooo

2026-07-19 18:47:49 CEST

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Ciao Mir 🫡🙏🏻

2026-07-19 18:46:39 CEST

Selling Bitcoin without KYC is the best. Isn't that right, @nprofile…qpd7 ? 🫡
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2026-07-19 01:34:38 CEST

What better way to enjoy my Saturday than by eating popcorn, drinking cold brew, and, of course, watching this fantastic documentary on Bitcoin’s circular economy in Costa Rica. These are the kinds of documentaries I love to watch. Congratulations! 🎥👇 #coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63WbA7slCdg
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2026-07-18 20:35:29 CEST

#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ is the only one that doesn't betray you like an exchange." 😉
#coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-07-18 18:02:35 CEST

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🤠💪🏻

2026-07-18 08:31:35 CEST

I asked the AI how to pay for Nostr @nprofile…kclk in sats⚡️ and it gave me the steps to follow; it costs 72 bucks a year. Obviously, to pay in sats, I had to log in from my PC. I'm really tempted to pay for the annual subscription. Do you think you could give me a coupon? Lol
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2026-07-18 01:15:50 CEST

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2026-07-17 23:06:12 CEST

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Let's gooo 🤠

2026-07-17 23:02:29 CEST

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Coffee ⚡️☕️

2026-07-17 20:19:44 CEST

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🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

2026-07-17 05:56:15 CEST

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2026-07-17 05:47:11 CEST

#FOODSTR
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2026-07-17 05:46:03 CEST

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BRO

2026-07-16 21:56:08 CEST

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LET'S GOOO SIR 😎🔥💪🏻🇺🇸

2026-07-16 21:08:14 CEST

🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 115K SATS = 3 BAGS of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered.
✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Zap this note to buy instantly
✅ DM your shipping address after zapping
Simple. Delicious. Lightning⚡️
Tap ⚡ Zap now and fuel your day with the best coffee on the chain 🔗
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr
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2026-07-16 19:14:28 CEST

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Let's gooo

2026-07-15 20:22:58 CEST

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2026-07-15 20:22:48 CEST

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2026-07-14 23:16:50 CEST

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2026-07-14 23:16:37 CEST

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2026-07-14 19:31:34 CEST

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Check your DM sir

2026-07-14 18:18:47 CEST

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2026-07-14 18:18:35 CEST

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1uxt…5zag

2026-07-13 20:35:57 CEST

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Check @nprofile…s4h8 👀 is good
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2026-07-13 18:15:59 CEST

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2026-07-12 03:18:37 CEST

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CHECK YOUR DM

2026-07-11 23:07:16 CEST

🚨 SUPER #ZAPSNAG 🚨
115K SATS⚡️ FOR (3) THREE BAGS OF LIGHTNING KOFFEE ⚡️☕️ ZAP THIS NOTE TO PURCHASE 🛒
SHIPPING INCLUDED IN USA 🇺🇸
AND DM ME AN ADDRESS TO SHIP THEM TO. SIMPLE AND EASY 😉
💯% COLOMBIAN SPECIALTY COFFEE 🇨🇴
#Coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
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2026-07-11 23:03:08 CEST

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2026-07-11 23:02:57 CEST

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1tpp…6r4z

2026-07-11 23:01:38 CEST

At #Nostr, there's a wonderful circular economy 😃❤️
#coffeechain #plebchain

2026-07-11 23:00:04 CEST

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Let's gooo ⚡️☕️😃😃😃🔥👏🏻

2026-07-11 03:58:09 CEST

This penne pasta is super delicious 😋
✅️ Tuna
✅️ Butter
✅️ Grated lemon zest
✅️ Parmesan cheese
✅️ Olive oil
✅️ And a little bit of the pasta cooking water. #Foodstr
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2026-07-11 03:38:13 CEST

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2026-07-11 03:37:59 CEST

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2026-07-10 21:38:56 CEST

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Ma sei in ferie ?

2026-07-10 20:43:22 CEST

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2026-07-10 20:43:10 CEST

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2026-07-10 20:41:52 CEST

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2026-07-10 20:41:42 CEST

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2026-07-10 20:05:44 CEST

🚨 SUPER #ZAPSNAG 🚨
47K SATS⚡️ FOR (1) A BAG OF LIGHTNING KOFFEE ⚡️☕️ ZAP THIS NOTE TO PURCHASE 🛒
SHIPPING INCLUDED IN USA 🇺🇸
AND DM ME AN ADDRESS TO SHIP THEM TO. SIMPLE AND EASY 😉
💯% COLOMBIAN SPECIALTY COFFEE 🇨🇴
#Coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
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2026-07-09 20:35:28 CEST

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Let's gooo

2026-07-09 19:09:57 CEST

🚨 SUPER #ZAPSNAG 🚨
47K SATS⚡️ FOR (1) A BAG OF LIGHTNING KOFFEE ⚡️☕️ ZAP THIS NOTE TO PURCHASE 🛒
SHIPPING INCLUDED IN USA 🇺🇸
AND DM ME AN ADDRESS TO SHIP THEM TO. SIMPLE AND EASY 😉
💯% COLOMBIAN SPECIALTY COFFEE 🇨🇴
#Coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
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2026-07-08 23:09:04 CEST

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2026-07-08 23:08:52 CEST

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2026-07-07 08:13:37 CEST

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2026-07-07 08:13:26 CEST

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