Dramamine

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2026-04-06 01:28:27 UTC

Americhads, I need input. Are Dollar Generals an urban store or a rural store near you. The Dollar Generals (commonly known as the worst quality of dollar stores for the worst quality dollar store customers) near me are only in the rough parts of urban and sub-urban areas, but there's a whole ass Twitter threads with hundreds of replies where everyone is insisting that Dollar Generals are mostly rural. Do I live in a bizarro world?
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2026-03-08 23:31:25 UTC

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2026-03-07 22:01:44 UTC

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2026-03-07 21:55:04 UTC

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2026-03-05 13:21:50 UTC

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2026-03-04 02:05:51 UTC

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2026-03-03 23:37:43 UTC

After nearly 10 years the first part of my Desktop bit the dust and it was the Bluetooth chip. Not even the whole network card it's on, just the Bluetooth functionality. Very thankful that it wasn't anything expensive, but it still feels like a bad omen that something that rare happened.

2026-03-03 13:31:29 UTC

They say she waits until the time is perfectly right. Make no mistake, your life is forfeit as soon as she decides you deserve to die; when you do, is up to her.
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2026-03-03 02:47:20 UTC

Nick Fuentes when a libtard grandma tries to ring his doorbell
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2026-03-02 23:57:43 UTC

Still sad to remember that we lost this king. I think about this image a lot.
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2026-03-01 23:29:11 UTC

They wrote an article about me!
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2026-03-01 21:30:57 UTC

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StancAryan control of Iran is non-negotiable
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2026-03-01 20:49:57 UTC

not fact checking this, just choosing to believe it because it's funny
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2026-03-01 20:03:07 UTC

It's official!
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2026-03-01 19:16:32 UTC

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Cops never say hi to chat :(

2026-03-01 01:26:04 UTC

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2026-02-28 22:03:47 UTC

TAKE THAT Angra Mainyu!
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2026-02-26 04:34:34 UTC

tfw Lois Lane is in trouble but you're a cat
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2026-02-25 02:07:55 UTC

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2026-02-24 21:28:18 UTC

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Alcoholism, cows, and snow.

2026-02-24 04:16:52 UTC

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Being a best buy employee would require a bit more rizz or at least basic tech knowledge than Jeremy has, imo. He'd have to actually lock in

2026-02-24 04:14:48 UTC

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Where is the South American Wisconsin? Somewhere in Chile?

2026-02-24 03:06:56 UTC

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I watched a couple of the MikeyNohMore videos on Hambly and now I'm very invested in seeing his downfall. Something about people doing the "I need your donos so badly, I'm in a horrible financial position; I might need to fire my staff" while also simultaneously raking in millions and spending tens of thousands on stupid shit like his track and saltwater tank and 20 watches really makes me want to see him fail. He really might be going the Boogie/Wings/DSP route

2026-02-24 02:57:12 UTC

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He gets this and his co-host he very obviously wants to fuck gets married to a weird looking Pilipino guy. This is possibly more radioactive than getting a sonichu medallion.

2026-02-24 02:34:53 UTC

They figured it out!
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2026-02-24 01:49:58 UTC

Tfw you call someone and they have that bullshit AI asking you questions so they can screen your call.
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2026-02-23 03:24:21 UTC

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Silly German will always make me laugh.

2026-02-22 23:42:58 UTC

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Absolute unit. In awe of the size of this lad

2026-02-21 02:09:08 UTC

There's some situations where you have to be sure to kill if you take the shot.
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2026-02-21 02:06:24 UTC

Finally, the mythical hands-off Asian parent
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2026-02-20 02:59:14 UTC

Thinking about that time Korn made a dubstep album
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2026-02-19 03:30:30 UTC

What if we kissed in the KotH Mustang 🥺👉👈
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2026-02-17 02:17:27 UTC

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2026-02-17 00:19:48 UTC

Thank you Sheikh Brady, PBUH
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2026-02-14 02:11:01 UTC

"I wasn't even there," says man whose job was to be there and prevent something like this
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2026-02-13 19:44:57 UTC

the mogging meta is developing
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2026-02-09 05:11:07 UTC

Things are developing on twitter. Apparently there's a whole spectrum of belief about can opening that ranges from single-purpose machine purists to just stabbing it with a knife and peeling it guys and then there's also a second axis about people who do or don't eat canned food.
Someone please make a canned acceptability vs can opening tools political compass
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2026-02-08 20:59:08 UTC

Another unabomber W.
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2026-02-08 19:45:42 UTC

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what is this from? I need to know for reasons

2026-02-08 06:01:19 UTC

The most frustrating take on the entire Internet has got to be "yeah I didn't read it, but I heard that I think I shouldn't like it and sources have told me that I should think that I don't like it because that's what other people are saying but I also capital N NEED to have take on it, which is a prerecorded I don't like it so that's what I'm saying (it would be uncouth to form my own opinion)"
Anyway it was the 30th anniversary of Infinite Jest last week. It's a good book!
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2026-02-06 02:32:59 UTC

Why did nobody tell me that they make racecar noises?
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2026-02-04 03:04:23 UTC

Will Stancil knows who is true fans are ♥
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2026-02-02 03:30:40 UTC

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fat hands wrote all of these posts

2026-02-02 03:29:42 UTC

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how did it pass the turing test like that? That's illegal!

2026-02-02 01:09:36 UTC

Before you ask, yes, they're medicinal 🚬
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2026-02-02 00:20:23 UTC

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2026-01-30 02:21:19 UTC

Bro got his drug test cheating tips from /b/
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2026-01-29 02:33:50 UTC

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yes

2026-01-29 02:30:34 UTC

Extremely aesthetic keyboard.
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2026-01-12 04:48:56 UTC

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2026-01-08 22:39:52 UTC

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2026-01-06 01:11:38 UTC

>tfw you never got paid by your parents to go to the bar and get rejected by women
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2026-01-04 21:29:16 UTC

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2025-12-24 20:01:30 UTC

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NO bro, I have to blow 6000 cubic meters of bathroom air against your hands bro! It's sanitary because it's mildly warm bro! Just trust. Think of all the trees you're saving bro! The ladies love damp hands after you peed. It's not like paper towels are made from sustainalbe trees grown for that purpose and also recycled paper products or anything, you're literally killing the Lorax if you dry your hands.
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2025-12-21 21:09:01 UTC

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2025-12-20 22:07:17 UTC

Kanye bros... This one is going to hurt
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2025-12-20 19:02:45 UTC

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2025-12-18 13:42:32 UTC

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2025-12-07 03:23:52 UTC

I find the tiny deer to be very funny
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2025-12-05 02:42:04 UTC

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2025-11-28 05:12:53 UTC

Sometimes you see videos and think of music. Serendipity is great
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2025-11-27 19:56:10 UTC

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2025-11-18 23:04:32 UTC

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2025-11-08 02:30:10 UTC

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Are you a corporate slave? Build your own, man!

2025-11-08 02:21:26 UTC

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full res pictures because I'm retarded
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2025-11-08 02:20:20 UTC

Did you guys see that they finally made the /g/-designed phone?
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2025-10-21 02:38:20 UTC

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2025-10-18 22:55:14 UTC

>TFW you will never go out with the lads to fight the Mesopotamian city-state over and sack their urban center to defend Buccee's honor and please his bloodlust :marseycry:
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2025-10-18 01:21:27 UTC

This is the shit they invented the Internet for.
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2025-10-16 00:43:28 UTC

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Yakub made The Simpsons???

2025-10-13 04:32:30 UTC

tfw you're making a pot in 500 BC and you can't stop thinking about how nothing ever happens
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2025-10-13 02:29:32 UTC

Just saw a commercial for eggs. Not a brand of eggs, just the concept of eating eggs.

2025-10-13 01:36:12 UTC

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2025-10-12 01:25:24 UTC

Me going into work on Monday after a weekend unwisely utilized.
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2025-10-11 01:36:03 UTC

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I'd squad up with him for some Fortnite. I bet he has all the cool emotes.

2025-10-11 01:10:51 UTC

Gamertag: L10n0fD4mascus
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2025-10-10 21:11:46 UTC

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a second perpendicular central park going through the middle to make a giant + park that dissects the island into 4 different sections. Ideally the different corners will be horribly and violently racist against members of the other corners

2025-10-10 21:08:11 UTC

Thank you, supreme leader, for this generous offer to the 3rd world country of the UK (United Kronies).
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2025-10-10 00:48:18 UTC

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2025-10-08 00:48:27 UTC

https://x.com/rawdawgcomics/status/1975553354698019045
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2025-10-07 22:25:49 UTC

It's National Propane Day
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2025-10-07 03:34:27 UTC

Evolution is amazing
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2025-10-07 03:00:01 UTC

Big advances in pokemon lore
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2025-10-07 01:32:59 UTC

Who was in the wrong here?
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2025-10-06 04:03:20 UTC

He's so real for this one
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2025-10-04 18:48:54 UTC

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2025-10-03 17:50:49 UTC

Thank you Israel!
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2025-10-03 04:36:31 UTC

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2025-10-03 00:48:48 UTC

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2025-10-02 23:26:07 UTC

Imagine being this young and already so joyless
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2025-10-02 14:41:58 UTC

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2025-10-01 19:56:31 UTC

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2025-10-01 02:34:19 UTC

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2025-09-30 21:35:24 UTC

These are considered a delicacy in America's dairyland
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2025-09-30 17:35:29 UTC

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2025-09-30 15:04:25 UTC

Imagine being a femcel gorilla. Nature can be cruel.
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2025-09-30 00:53:20 UTC

Effective communication starts with knowing your audience
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2025-09-23 02:58:24 UTC

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2025-09-13 16:26:52 UTC

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2025-09-11 23:38:29 UTC

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