kaia

https://pleroma.soykaf.com/users/kaia

Kaia's dream throughout her career as a Pokemon trainer has been to become a “Fediverse Phenomenon"

"you're a fujoshi" - [email protected]
"fujo" - [email protected]
"fujo" - [email protected]
"fujo" - [email protected]
"~~fujo~~" [email protected]
"FUJO :raccoongun:" [email protected]

"we know you're the straightest woman on fedi kaia —helene"

#nobridge #nobot

Public Key

npub1aj20nnedujzvdq3xzt89cmcg85dad6agu6l8ce6t9nf6ey3xex7safd5f8

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswe98eeuk7fpxxsgnp9njuduyr6x7kaw5wd0nuva9je5avjgnvn0gprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmntcyakpp

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relay.momostr.pink

Author Public Key

npub1aj20nnedujzvdq3xzt89cmcg85dad6agu6l8ce6t9nf6ey3xex7safd5f8

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2026-04-18 19:53:26 CEST

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nobody uses it for that

2026-04-12 21:38:09 CEST

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when you go so far left you end up on the far right :airisigh:

2026-04-11 12:50:52 CEST

reading many "what is this?" posts on Reddit I learned that:
- items found in mum in law's night stand: sex toy
- any weird item found in son's backpack: drugs
- anything picked up from floor outside: toxic or explosive

2026-04-08 22:07:14 CEST

just friends being good friends, after a friendly boob-touching now sitting in hot spring holding hands (friendly)
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/4813dbe5-4048-47d2-8ee9-1d99059491dd/mpv-shot0060.webp

2026-04-08 13:10:39 CEST

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all reply guys left for bluesky toxicity

2026-04-06 17:43:12 CEST

Chinese again ahead of the West
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/0fd3eefd-09a9-4b78-87f5-e8dac483aafb/we-need-this-v0-1jcm1hxgyktg1.webp

2026-04-06 17:23:15 CEST

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:blush_cirno: calling the police rn!

2026-04-06 13:03:24 CEST

all the anti-AI YouTube channels doing 25 minute exposes on why Claude sucks for that sweet sweet YouTube money :Sheew:

2026-04-05 23:55:24 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f4a23598-aa4e-4745-a9a0-631874f95abf/uqejd1fszetg1.webp

2026-04-05 19:14:32 CEST

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maybe we can do even bigger
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/481d3289-20e8-452c-8718-62a505c1438d/vlcsnap-2026-04-05-19h14m20s015.webp

2026-04-05 19:10:17 CEST

they should have made her eyes bigger
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/ec2ef3f6-3cee-4c04-8493-ea4dfb2a669a/vlcsnap-2026-04-05-19h09m51s386.webp

2026-04-05 18:34:00 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/5a2bb162-da58-4e79-a4b8-6d0cb023c2be/xf9r10h0ydtg1.mp4

2026-04-05 18:20:28 CEST

ferret electrician
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/96ed462a-ac27-4a56-9d5c-f4fc962755c9/ferret.mp4

2026-04-05 12:21:55 CEST

113k must be them exposing AI to their customers? it can't be them using that many tokens themselves?
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6e1d2655-fbf9-4447-91de-767b9cbc7158/vrt5aspx69tg1.webp

2026-04-04 21:47:12 CEST

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please teach me yonle-kun, I'm sure I do so many things dumbly

2026-04-04 21:45:57 CEST

ooh, in thunar i set shortcuts to sort by modification date and sort by name. now i feel dumb for doing it by hand :dumbloli:

2026-04-04 11:38:02 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/d9e41b3f-2374-4f5f-8fc3-b8dfabb8c929/c24e36d39fe6fbdf9edf8fd1f6556bc2246e11885d31fbd2ad4ae0a8f323b1d0.webp

2026-04-03 22:04:27 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/3b2d611e-8046-462e-a5dd-bc022fa657ab/a8bb547e25e9ab50746ac831cd7bb0100fcb8974c1b0be1e141aa9f1d83a85d8.webp

2026-04-02 13:38:49 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/9861847d-4f55-4530-b37a-0bfd8f5fedb5/image.webp

2026-04-02 13:09:23 CEST

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he sure wrote it himself in a hot summer at 21, I'm sure he did

2026-04-01 19:18:43 CEST

if you post a number 1-1008, you get that image or video file from my delete folder before I delete it :mhm:

2026-03-31 22:56:22 CEST

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that makes much sense. after all you are famous yonle

2026-03-31 22:54:39 CEST

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which one are you?

2026-03-31 21:23:59 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b864da50-3c7e-4a98-9bc1-39efd1ecd2ae/image.webp

2026-03-31 21:09:21 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/219c5621-ebaa-4c14-b916-4ecad9863b5b/08ef7640c96bb4af8023e40b88b260b2a7f17bcb0f1cc587e5d01608e8129fec.webp

2026-03-31 20:50:18 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/ff4c8292-d386-4bef-afc1-8f348ede0d9b/085f337ebd7eedf15809ef7c3e148dab0ef247685248ed0061004c0815b59dab.webm

2026-03-31 20:42:22 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/1bafc044-16bf-4419-aaff-0b12532ed1ad/07e83901312d16158b9ee8a1bba39802944f97665ff05e0618a42536acc25450.webp

2026-03-29 22:54:49 CEST

amazing that they make anime just for me in particular
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/33e08614-a7ee-4835-ac8b-66f945a7f7d1/vlcsnap-2026-03-29-22h54m13s134.webp

2026-03-29 20:05:18 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/323ba009-c9a4-4d2f-be6a-c9e4a165ee31/00e602e445c4e723d264669d5ac3ba2334c0f1222c74601b609f1aa6618996fe.webp

2026-03-29 15:19:45 CEST

"Zur Veranstaltung bitten wir Sie im Straßenanzug zu erscheinen"
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8eac4ad7-0f9e-4baa-b55a-08e29350f94d/701103.webp

2026-03-27 21:30:53 CET

oi learned that people do this
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/9c62b557-cbc3-4c65-8c72-0770e5041b9e/what-did-someone-install-in-my-gf-s-car-v0-sk9zvbf2ymrg1.webp

2026-03-27 17:19:42 CET

this show has such good reaction emoji
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/14bc9efa-2ddf-48f6-ac04-05073c2fd0e7/vlcsnap-2026-03-27-17h18m16s921.webp

2026-03-27 11:27:19 CET

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you want to keep all the cute shy girls for yourself, icic :ElainaSmart:

2026-03-26 10:13:29 CET

i quite dislike Excel, but I understand how it's a tool people use. i don't see some data engineers attacking Excel as a big waste of electricity, even attacking it on a moral basis. or each time someone misuses Excel, i don't see people going "this is Excel's fault!"
but with AI people jump from examples of misuse to generalized moral objections. moral objections to a dumb algorithm that predicts the next word to the best of its abilities. treating it as if it was a threat to humanity.

2026-03-26 09:38:19 CET

asked OpenAI for book recommendations for my aunt. in a list of 8 books it made up 3. i thought we were past that.

2026-03-25 22:44:11 CET

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your loss :Sheew: it's comfy

2026-03-25 22:36:26 CET

:blush_cirno:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/5ec677dc-3d87-4b86-b26d-220f0c5b3c92/vlcsnap-2026-03-25-22h35m38s897.webp

2026-03-25 21:33:49 CET

on fedi when you say "systemd seems okay"
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2a7e1d18-5bc5-4acf-96a5-007dc1c3ab54/vlcsnap-2026-03-25-21h33m18s142.webp

2026-03-22 18:52:09 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/bced6182-6058-4556-8212-f00dee11aada/local-networking-help-v0-hdrsz3qcemqg1.webp

2026-03-22 14:48:04 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7a4598d5-df0b-46d8-bfc6-54eddea698f4/1763417572280855.webp

2026-03-22 12:08:29 CET

two 1930s gangsters, colorized
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f164fb16-a67e-4c08-a3c1-c7877aaa0c2a/7aIKh64.webp

2026-03-22 11:02:00 CET

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this makes all attachments sensitive I thonk

2026-03-22 11:00:02 CET

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sadly Bleromer doesn't have that
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/a16a59ec-a610-4405-8219-1a641d6df083/image.webp

2026-03-22 10:50:58 CET

on Pleroma is there an option to make images automatically sensitive when you add a CW? on Akkoma that's the default?

2026-03-21 21:29:00 CET

back when this was fat
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/035069d2-1122-4abe-b247-5540ad79cfee/f2892ef59934d3bb67221b348dd25bde315b595481d8beac46fe4200fc0927c5.webp

2026-03-21 20:24:11 CET

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ask your local psychotherapist for leads :Sheew:

2026-03-21 20:19:53 CET

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the market for georgia would be a dykey Berlin bar with college girls who cosplay as Buddhist and get impressed when georgia starts infodumping with real facts :blush_cirno:

2026-03-21 20:17:23 CET

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the tragic of shy lesbian girls :airisigh: as a straight girl you could have infinite sex

2026-03-21 19:09:53 CET

the religion of the fediverse is lesbianism :ina_nod:

2026-03-21 14:39:15 CET

fractional bananas are a thing now
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/a524e8e9-f755-44f8-8cc9-7a9ae26c880a/image.webp

2026-03-21 09:59:28 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c230935e-3a0a-4c53-a07d-93df60f92334/solid-night-set-up-v0-pk9jqs4r15qg1.webp

2026-03-19 08:17:16 CET

cute living room for a German building
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/acdbf9db-77f9-418a-a499-daa3513d2a83/d46567a2-4caf-4e2d-9af5-f126a0d65892-1956526488.webp

2026-03-17 20:33:42 CET

I need more cute romance anime :kaoru_bottom:

2026-03-17 00:07:50 CET

a react for you fedi:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6ed6386a-02a0-46c2-8635-11dabe63c276/1693064660036003.webp

2026-03-17 00:00:10 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7491ace0-0dbb-4141-b7c8-883f74671c6f/1691370356844822.webp

2026-03-13 13:56:56 CET

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yeah, that's the previous house. the current one is Oldenburg due to Prince Philip -> Charles III.

2026-03-13 13:52:10 CET

had to explain that German nobility is so prevalent in modern monarchies because Germany had so many principalities until recently, while most other modern countries had very few. since they could only intermarry among each other, with the same rank, Germans simply had an advantage in numbers. that's e.g. why the current UK monarch, previous and the one before are from different German houses.

2026-03-13 10:32:55 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/bd929793-0c2b-41e2-9285-6e3eb3c194a6/20180110-175307.webp

2026-03-12 14:54:13 CET

testing AI projects like:
> installing pytorch
> Python version too new
> get older Python version
> install pytorch
> wrong pytorch version
> redownload old version
> not compatible with Python version

2026-03-12 10:43:26 CET

when I have some free time I always struggle to decide what to rather do in a sea of options :sadMa:

2026-03-12 10:27:34 CET

i will not buy another phone with a bulge. bulges are unacceptable in 2026. i'll go for bulgeless phones henceforth

2026-03-12 09:36:04 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/65bc59db-db47-4b75-b437-670db098b27c/image.webp

2026-03-12 08:45:15 CET

what's your favorite file manager on Linux? :02peek:

2026-03-12 08:23:24 CET

what if you are a gay couple and you like Makita, but he likes Bosch???

2026-03-11 20:10:49 CET

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do you want a Frankfurter inside you? :02peek:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7f233e4a-f4b7-4cef-8ff7-226a5c726458/image.webp

2026-03-11 19:55:59 CET

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what a nice post, would be a shame if Hausdurchsuchung because § 140 StGB

2026-03-10 20:39:58 CET

what men really want (secret)
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8621c584-a1ae-4c73-ba92-4a6d41b3edb0/vlcsnap-2026-03-10-20h39m35s946.webp

2026-03-09 17:10:02 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/810aa3a1-6803-4b1c-b6bf-cb6f786b235a/gargron-interview-mispelled-servers.webp

2026-03-08 14:33:57 CET

:Sheew:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/267146ae-995a-488c-b85d-39dfb1d67be8/image.webp

2026-03-08 09:46:09 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/846c8708-adea-49a0-b9eb-0096d8471fd7/553555da0c5a3a2dbc215898f8cce15d8a9c18d1950404268ba5b2b1a738b415.webp

2026-03-07 22:18:17 CET

young male gamers desire to be Twink, the protagonist of the Zelda games.
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/29dfad11-7974-4697-b8ea-4d8edf41ddea/de35b15aa70d893304a27621da05d789ef31d30d3f9e21dbe0efdc6b0fd076e2.webp

2026-03-07 20:12:10 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/824dbed8-4267-49a1-a640-9330405fb2c6/fbffe5409b343b15c96308a196f3120c8bf6cfe1ef16daf8b982f63d63384e5d.webp

2026-03-07 19:33:55 CET

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is this an MP3 player?

2026-03-07 19:29:38 CET

if we had groups ( :crying: ) I could post unlimited tomboys

2026-03-07 19:07:29 CET

current mood
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/5487ff54-8c1c-4ef6-a0c0-a763b5482c01/f1502d026809781d0f204de49e1658193db80e06ebd4ff9ef5cd3a95bc1cfa4b.webp

2026-03-07 15:03:57 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/046bbe0f-17e5-4b42-99cb-17c40550dcc8/6e57c8e7773d7e45085dae521c8620d99b0fff35c0026a9e2cea39ae7f781bbb.webp

2026-03-07 14:54:03 CET

throwing shade
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/519ff405-1cdf-465a-baec-b1370ba456cd/8a917b71d12f4e5d8731b6722388871bef5ceb475f3881d013e01e358077bcd5.webp

2026-03-07 14:53:30 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/4e75abe4-9da6-49d8-b60f-c261de030626/8a244fc6b35f6878f6af8a006f6b7c2b3800ce0a03f400c1fa9a825643c9c07b.webp

2026-03-07 09:02:11 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/58780c2a-c22b-4bbc-9b8c-dcc1de9e0b1d/f8c87bdc-0431-4a13-b537-368d0e1bc32d-620x416.webp

2026-03-07 08:58:40 CET

they released an Islam update? i never knew :Think:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6a5db660-d1bb-4933-a23f-7d4d2b8fa3bb/yjm4p5qr6g4b1.webp

2026-03-07 08:26:20 CET

built a fun little minecart track in voxelibre :comf: next is more mining

2026-03-06 22:52:37 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/4ef3101f-1b7c-40a1-be75-73804ea35849/1b41acc7c6aa624524a9deb6bf5b72cb3faa97a3f30eb7bd90dec58f016dc969.webp

2026-03-06 22:48:28 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/906f8be1-70b2-464d-9f06-921038345532/1ac16eec5e84b8fe21fbcac53fc002fc20acf8c9e2bbb1be246e460bbc802ca5.webp

2026-03-06 21:58:57 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/cb26a0c2-02d6-48f0-ab71-3c506babdbc9/0f3d875905f2e891e824492a4b614608ec3e2354f5360101e732e57d08f6c19f.webp

2026-03-06 21:07:55 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/3a57cd32-f88b-450a-a4b5-42d8f0244fd3/0a66028942e920489fd5f72df8223aabc0b5df779bd69de84822aa2a16f7696d.webp

2026-03-06 20:27:19 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/31e8a7b8-23c5-49ee-81b2-e7d2d8644cbf/725c135df0218f587d8b26db1c578c8a744da7a23802ae677a989497d479e657.webp

2026-03-06 17:06:17 CET

Germany is so strange. when you aim for a multi-ethnic state that fights against all nationalism and bans the ideas of state=ethnos, how to form cohesion? what's the basis of your morality? no wonder people turn to ideologies that give them some kind of guidance like islam in a society devoid of all culture and standards.

2026-03-06 08:02:02 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/3b636a82-d8c7-4368-8aeb-980b0778ac8d/631f73d66aaecaa98286d0f2eb1f6649787d21c0fbf9722ce5aff2763cc3e4a3.webp

2026-03-06 07:39:52 CET

!!
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/1885f893-91a5-4a06-9bc4-b664598c6e67/542e8ebd270fd3cbc516144cf9fc6e300555fa7acec23ee444df480859739b75.webp

2026-03-06 07:15:31 CET

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get that tall Dutch boy already :blush_cirno:

2026-03-06 07:11:27 CET

high res Iranian intelligence photos leaked
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/cc42b060-98d4-4a3a-aa10-67135662682d/516c318c69e121ff55578bf9b08cde802e2c78b0732e19494de13534dfc4e5fa.webp

2026-03-03 00:31:16 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f090f580-f274-4a3d-8451-b9717c3ac217/East-Hem_1000bc.webp

2026-02-22 16:48:07 CET

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is the Japanese for photographer literally Kameramann? :02peek:

2026-02-22 16:39:32 CET

@npub1h39…vevp get yourself a boy that looks at you like marin kitagawa looks at a canon
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2f8e6969-164a-49c0-9c0e-4d6ebe6069bb/vlcsnap-2026-02-22-16h38m23s752.webp

2026-02-22 11:58:49 CET

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die qual der wahl (alle scheisse)

2026-02-21 09:47:20 CET

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I think a lot of people know the index fund strategy, but they prefer to gamble

2026-02-21 09:39:09 CET

the only good posts in r/algotrading are guys arguing about who has the worst ideas :ina_nod:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/a9562a58-fda8-4b07-a341-d492b85e6ff7/image.webp

2026-02-20 15:20:28 CET

the struggle of men throughout the ages
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/1c287e49-29fb-41c7-a261-a86591ecc5df/GettyImages-140938723.webp

2026-02-18 17:33:35 CET

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f645ad97-333d-4704-b4f7-b7c95fc1b33d/two_people_having_sex_internet_534307bf.webp

2026-02-11 19:55:21 CET

Dutch is not real!
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c6d96997-083d-41e7-89f5-58a8098797bd/image.webp