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2026-07-29 20:43:24 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy
More than one way to skin it!

2026-07-23 18:15:56 UTC

Listening to Adam's eulogy, enjoying a wine in John's honor.
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2026-07-20 13:05:43 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
What happened?
Did you break up with the flat chested Danish chick?

2026-07-15 15:08:32 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
It's a tricycle!!!

2026-07-13 22:16:33 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…7fxa
So there is an upside to Comcast cable over symmetrical Gigabit fiber.

2026-06-24 00:07:30 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j
That's not a "Teen", he has light skin.

2026-06-20 19:11:45 UTC

Lunchtime!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/784/018/208/698/825/original/ea9867cf260be04d.mp4

2026-06-13 22:54:43 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…l4kz
If they're that thick, they're mudsharks.

2026-06-11 03:50:29 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
Be careful, don't use too much lime!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

2026-06-08 14:42:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j @nprofile…7ypj
Gloves in German are hand shoes!
(Handschue)

2026-06-07 18:16:25 UTC

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@nprofile…eqfl
That late?

2026-05-26 18:55:34 UTC

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@nprofile…m6ad @nprofile…gaa4 @nprofile…jdwz
How did you ever control 100s of millions of Indians with a symbolic army with that defeatist attitude?

2026-05-25 18:15:29 UTC

@nprofile…c965 @nprofile…r4e5
Any NoAuthority authorities on Chicken?
My oldest hen is in distress, and waddling, she seems bloated, but we couldn't feel an egg stuck. I read when hens are eggbound, the egg is typically stuck 1-2 inches in.
We would be happy for any advice.
Please boost for visibility.

2026-05-21 18:11:52 UTC

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@nprofile…yt30
And young unsuccessful people in sitcoms today still live in non rot infested apartments in Manhattan.
And in the Movie Superman, a human can fly by his own power.
And Chief Seattle never said that!
https://www.annmedlock.com/opining/chief-seattle-speaksor-does-he
TV ~= Reality

2026-05-17 22:42:56 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf
I can't understand much of Old Norse.
Thanks for sharing!

2026-05-17 22:42:28 UTC

Eurovision!
This is surprising:
Bib boobed lady singing Bunga-bunga wins?
How could that happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EltgrumKJfk&list=RDEltgrumKJfk&start_radio=1
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2026-05-17 03:38:32 UTC

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@nprofile…yghh @nprofile…yt30
I would want to extend the capital punishment to government workers that reduced the standard checks to verify a business' legitimacy for the Covid related payroll protection program.

2026-05-16 13:33:34 UTC

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@nprofile…nqy9
"If Oregon allowed nuke plants"

2026-05-15 15:55:44 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
I think he died from an MJ deficiency.

2026-05-11 22:50:05 UTC

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@nprofile…uewc
Punks!

2026-05-10 04:21:06 UTC

Don't we all?
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2026-05-09 03:40:04 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf
Great four books.

2026-04-28 01:22:59 UTC

Can anybody explain the near universal claims among us "extreme right" believers, that SPLC paid "hate-groups".
Is there any evidence that the money paid to informers/traitors within those groups were helpful to the operations?
I can see that SPLC became the victim of government lawfare, like Micheal Flynn prosecuted under the Logan act, and Trump prosecuted by various state agencies.
What's good for the goose, is good for the gander, right?

2026-04-25 00:42:20 UTC

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@nprofile…7kh2 @nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…kyl8
Did we nominate our own comic strip blogger, our homegrown fag?

2026-04-08 15:36:17 UTC

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@nprofile…a6sn @nprofile…d3nc
The tiny house scam has always appealed to innumerate progressives.
Pay 50% of the price, get 20% of the house.

2026-04-08 01:22:44 UTC

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@nprofile…q8z5
I could swear I remember shit being a euphemism for weed.
But I cannot find an online reference to that for English speaking countries, just from France.
Perhaps I learned it in Norwegian?

2026-04-06 17:55:59 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…d58x
The heat in the engine compartment might not not good for battery longevity.
They last for many years, but I doubt there is a positive aspect to the extra heat.

2026-04-04 21:13:06 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
I endorse this message.

2026-04-04 20:36:36 UTC

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@nprofile…kgrj
I thought there were just two capitalista in NZ, and one of them died.
https://offsettingbehaviour.blogspot.com/
Seems like there is one more.
@nprofile…nqy9

2026-04-04 20:18:35 UTC

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@nprofile…kgrj
That is a dastardly oligopoly abuse of the population.

2026-04-04 19:54:09 UTC

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@nprofile…kgrj
How about your own specialty, lamb and mutton?
I love sheep meat!
Here the price floor is around $7 for deboned leg of lamb, and really fatty ribs around $4-5.
The rotisserie chicken at Costco is $5 for 3 pounds.

2026-04-04 19:45:17 UTC

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@nprofile…kgrj
That's in the ballpark of good prices here in the US West Coast.
The best prices I see are $4 to 7 per pound.

2026-04-04 16:05:07 UTC

Inflation:
Last few weeks, there have been lots of Pork for less than a dollar per pound.
Yesterday, I bought 15 to 20 pounds of pork loin for 79 cents per pound, and for 2-3 weeks, boiled ham has been on sale for 75 cents per pound. Perhaps a side effect of the trade tension with the Chinese, lots of cheap pork gets periodically gets dumped on the domestic market when warehouses for frozen pork reach full capacity?
Also, Rib Roasts are currently selling for $7 per pound at Fred Myers.

2026-04-04 03:23:40 UTC

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2026-04-03 21:40:36 UTC

What has the world come to?
I needed a machine screw to replace one missing from my chicken treadle feeder.
Home depot had the nut mounted to confirm that the remaining bolt I brought with me was 1/4 28.
The employee, who sounded like ha had an Arabic accent asked me about 10 times if it was OK to use a 1/4 20. I explained that it screws onto my chicken feeder, and holds one end of the plate the chicken step on to open the hatch in the feeder.
I had to buy 10 from Amazon.
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2026-04-03 13:47:21 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja
Where is this?

2026-04-03 12:49:28 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
We Norwegians must have better empathy, since we call today Langfredag (Long Friday). Perhaps that explains the European suicidal empathy.

2026-04-01 18:12:47 UTC

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@nprofile…ws7h
You overwintered the plants?

2026-04-01 07:44:29 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
Practical.
My workplace has free small packs of cheese, and beef jerky and boiled eggs, so if I were really chep, I could eat high protein low carb lunches for free.

2026-04-01 07:36:21 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
My 8 year old already recents my dad jokes!

2026-04-01 07:29:31 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
i AM THERE TOO BRO.
They are just too greedy.

2026-04-01 06:04:55 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
It's after midnight where you're living!

2026-03-28 13:54:39 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…a6vy
I see the taste the biscuit video.

2026-03-28 13:53:46 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…a6vy

2026-03-27 22:44:47 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
Jill Biden got the same caliber SS as Trump at his Pennsylvania rally?

2026-03-26 13:31:49 UTC

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@nprofile…jw0c
Sorry, I didn't hear what you were saying.

2026-03-25 11:59:47 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…z3dq
The narrator talks of blondes, but most of the young ladies shown are brunettes or even Asian looking.

2026-03-23 16:11:26 UTC

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@nprofile…eanz
ITM

2026-03-22 15:48:58 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
You and Mark Wahlberg, separates at birth!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/609/323/251/003/original/94afb6d0b7a2eaa4.png

2026-03-22 00:11:31 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy @nprofile…zm7x
With me it fails or succeeds within a minute, while web page says "Processing".

2026-03-21 17:57:47 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…l3qy
I think the issue is often format, and not size.
If I remember right, the video upload limit was something like 25MB, then it increased to 50MB.
I experimented a bit, if 1080p HDR, upload worked, if 4K video I would get the error: 422, problem with thumb image.

2026-03-21 15:34:01 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy
Seems to be some format limitations, I can never upload videos taken by my pixel phone, even if small.

2026-03-21 14:56:20 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
"Never let a crisis go to waste".

2026-03-21 14:39:01 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s @nprofile…2hjm @nprofile…l3qy
Who are they?

2026-03-21 02:54:53 UTC

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@nprofile…fdp0 @nprofile…rfn7
Get a Hemingway daiquiri!

2026-03-20 21:24:26 UTC

TMI!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/263/606/794/906/888/original/fcaff5e849c7e70d.png

2026-03-20 17:31:55 UTC

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@nprofile…xrfj
People here seem to get on the bandwagon with anything sexual. Almost like incels.
An interesting parallel is that Mr. Qualude and Ecstasy, Bill Cosby, had expressed many conservative views blaming black ghetto culture that idealizes rappers and athletes, but never scholars for the bad state of blacks in the job markets.
Isn't it interesting that after he said blacks are responsible for the outcomes of blacks, all these ladies came out of the woodwork claiming rape?

2026-03-19 21:04:32 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
1990, "fresh off the boat" young Viking, the store brand Apple Tree milk in Texas was $1.99.
But I have bought a gallon of milk for $2.50 within the last two months.
Apple Tree in Texas was the Safeway stores sold off for some reason.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AppleTree_Markets

2026-03-19 21:01:18 UTC

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2026-03-16 14:29:05 UTC

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@nprofile…yxhv
For Eric Swalwell!

2026-03-15 16:43:58 UTC

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@nprofile…fdp0
Count me not surprised.

2026-03-15 16:28:44 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
Tell her to come to your bed, and she can be your number 33.

2026-03-14 23:51:12 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
https://youtu.be/koPEnaz0Qm8?si=31UYnI8M6Gr9k3pj

2026-03-14 23:47:33 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…7r0z
I was watching in amazement, thinking those skiers wer Star Wars Stormtroopers or even worse, European socker players.
Also, when I stop in the middle of the slope, I always look uphill.

2026-03-11 02:28:25 UTC

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@nprofile…fdp0
One of these days I will show up in Connecticut.

2026-03-09 16:52:24 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz
By the way, subsidized petroleum products are the ultimate indicator of living in a shithole. Here is a list of countries that I know have subsidized gasoline earlier or still are:
Venezuela
Iran
Iraq
Turkmenistan
Russia
Libya
If the gasoline price is less than $0.50 per liter, it is likely that the price is subsidized by the government.
https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/

2026-03-09 13:04:33 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz
You just listed the 10 day price increase, not the price.
Early morning here.

2026-03-09 13:03:50 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz
You just listed the 10 day price increase, not the price.

2026-03-09 12:57:42 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz
Or is it pence, and you live somewhere with subsidized fuel?

2026-03-09 12:56:08 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz
p=UK pound sterling?
If so, what the fuck?

2026-03-08 17:28:13 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…8zg6 @nprofile…jw3t
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/194/730/906/758/253/original/aede6ae1322d1bfa.jpg

2026-03-08 16:55:42 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…8zg6 @nprofile…jw3t
It's not the same without 80.08.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MxmlNWdLfNM?si=GxHSCwJlbBQf0G5M
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2026-03-08 03:33:17 UTC

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@nprofile…jl9q
Mimi broadcasting from the chaise lounge?

2026-03-08 03:25:16 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…7ypj
The old joke about Mexican food is that it looks the same going in and coming out.
I say that as a guy conversational in Spanish and happy to visit Mexico outside the resorts.

2026-03-06 18:17:08 UTC

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@nprofile…zfce
pretty good substack link from X.

2026-03-05 20:21:15 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
It's a scam!

2026-03-05 14:01:41 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
But I don't see any random numbers in those messages?

2026-03-04 23:21:50 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy @nprofile…8f3a
You mean that strange vehicle with the starter motor hooked up to the gas pedal?

2026-03-04 17:44:20 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
?

2026-03-04 17:03:35 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
This is not new, they used 12 year old boys in the war against Iraq. If that's not a sign of hating your own people, I don't know what is.

2026-03-04 16:59:39 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a @nprofile…l3qy
Yes, please explain.

2026-03-03 15:45:35 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
How do you regrow your ass?

2026-03-03 14:57:00 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x Lake Michigan is not Superior!

2026-03-02 22:23:05 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0
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2026-03-02 03:03:41 UTC

Wes Clark 7: Better late than never!
20 years behind schedule!
https://information-warfare.com/the-memo-that-outlined-u-s-plans-to-overthrow-7-countries-in-5-years-4f9451a68f5e

2026-03-01 15:02:27 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
Need to add something like
T = int(10000*random,)
wait(T)
before the microwave power cycle.

2026-03-01 04:56:37 UTC

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@nprofile…j86h
4 1/2.
Never.

2026-03-01 03:45:09 UTC

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@nprofile…j86h
If you're old enough, you remember the Iran Iraq war.
A war of seven years, solely fought because both the illegitimate governments needed an external enemy to keep their populations from giving them the killing they needed and deserved.
It makes sense that USA destroys both those governments.

2026-02-28 15:16:42 UTC

"From that time, they were inseparable and thrived on the stardom that remaining in the Quarter after Katrina brought them. Addie frequently flashed her breasts at passing police vehicles, ensuring they regularly patrolled the area. This, in turn, increased police presence and improved traffic flow in the area."
https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/
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2026-02-27 19:29:12 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy
Greyhound!

2026-02-27 03:07:29 UTC

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@nprofile…fttt @nprofile…55ct
Here in Oregon too we suffer from a state liquor monopoly as well, with a pretty high price level set by the liquor commission.
My good friend brought back those bottles from a business trip to California.

2026-02-27 01:59:35 UTC

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@nprofile…55ct
Time to graduate!
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2026-02-24 15:22:38 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
You could make sure you're packing.
Ask to get in on today's version of fast and furious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal

2026-02-23 03:48:14 UTC

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@nprofile…u6vd
But all he stole was stolen money!

2026-02-23 00:03:55 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
The Mexicans are protesting the devastating Canadian loss today!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/117/014/379/245/648/original/a9a8077f75e9cf0e.png

2026-02-23 00:00:28 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
The Mexicans are protesting the devastating Canadian loss today!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/117/000/598/215/467/original/12932a64a113f5c2.png

2026-02-22 19:20:58 UTC

@nprofile…zm7x
Hey, did you celebrate the victory with a brandy?

2026-02-22 16:38:30 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Women's soccer team reminds me of a now verboten joke:
What's the difference between a band of pygmies and the women's track team?
One is a band of cunning runts .......

2026-02-22 16:32:18 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Even Gretzky is a better American than those punks!

2026-02-21 23:32:42 UTC

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