Hongumart
hongumart

A haiku for a Boss at the annual office Christmas party which is thrown in lieu of a bonus:
You dedicated
yourself to your job, and now
I have to stay late.

2026-06-14 05:24:59 UTC

What do bacteria see when they look at us up through the microscope? The All-Seeing eye.

2026-06-14 05:22:49 UTC

The All-Seeing eye is attached to a face

2026-06-13 22:00:52 UTC

On golf
I heard this story one time that supposedly took place during a club championship at a local course. I’ve heard it from one claimed eyewitness and a few who said they had heard about it happening at the time the event allegedly took place, which was the early 90s.
The story goes that a local Stick is playing a few practice rounds leading up to the tournament and just cannot get anything going. Shanking his driver, yipping his irons, missing everything with his putter; really the only thing he’s hitting well is his seven iron.
He grows so frustrated that he decides the morning of the tournament that he is going to play the whole 18 holes using just his seven iron.
This guy was good, but he was by no means that much better than any other golfer out there, in fact, you told me he wasn’t even the best golfer in town at that time and this isn’t some part three course either. It’s an 18 holes local Muni, but definitely a challenge. But the guy so frustrated and mentally spun out after his practice round he decides he isn’t using any other club but his 7 iron. He even uses a seven iron to putt. Now, as the legend is told, he goes on to win this tournament by a significant margin.
Now, whether or not this actually happened as it was told to me is, in my mind irrelevant. The real point is that in Golf sometimes you just have to strip away your choices and decisions and just hit the ball with what you got in your bag.
I think life is a lot like this too. #golfstr

2026-06-10 00:48:59 UTC

Some dogs don’t listen when their told to sit. #dogstr
https://blossom.primal.net/0ce51d7e822a121ba671c975fcfef01ffbba49c55727519213245f27741d1a64.jpg

2026-06-08 02:52:51 UTC

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Awesome. Thank you!

2026-06-08 01:03:18 UTC

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Thank you 🫡

2026-06-08 00:56:25 UTC

Would someone mind zapping me a few sats? Trying something

2026-06-08 00:39:28 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/d0323f4e9760bc754e58b0c61ad9fee7e4f87c73e98fee87130ffc51b22fc8db.gif

2026-06-08 00:30:13 UTC

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We have 4. I don’t think I could competently parent more than that.

2026-06-08 00:28:48 UTC

Heart breaker soul shaker, I’ve been told about you.
Now you’re messing with a son of a bitch.

2026-06-07 20:12:48 UTC

There was once a gardener who lived in perfect harmony with two children he had made. He placed them in a lush garden and gave them everything they needed. He walked with them in the cool of the day, and they knew no fear.
In the center of the garden stood one tree that bore a single kind of fruit. The gardener spoke to the children and said: “You may eat from any tree you wish, but not from this one. When you eat from it, you will change in a way that will change how I can hold you.”
The children listened, but they were tempted. They took the fruit and ate.
At once, something shifted. Not only in their hearts, but in the very fabric of the world. They were no longer in the same state they had been. They had become something new—something aware, something powerful, and something dangerous.
This was not only a matter of the gardener’s choice. From that moment, a higher law took effect. The rules that governed the relationship between the Maker and the children were no longer in his hands. The cosmic order required that, now that they had crossed this boundary, they must be treated according to a new classification, governed by new regulations.
The gardener’s heart was heavy. He loved them, but he could no longer keep them in the same open way. The garden was no longer safe for them as it had been, and they were no longer safe for the garden. The rules now demanded distance. The rules now demanded containment.
So he closed the gates of the garden. He placed guards at the way. He sent them out into the world beyond, where life would be harder, where they would face mortality, where they would know fear and pain. He did this not because he abandoned them, but because the law left him no other path.
He walked with them still, but now from a distance. He cared for them, but under new conditions. He longed for the day when, perhaps, they might be restored to the old closeness, when the rules would allow what love had always desired.
And so the story of the children became the story of all their descendants: a people who remember a time before the change, who live under the weight of it, and who hope for a day when the old trust might be restored and the garden might open again.

2026-06-07 20:09:06 UTC

What if the fruit of The Tree didn’t just make humans ‘bad’; it moved us into a category where, by some cosmic regulation, we had to be handled like hazardous material instead of innocent creatures. Perhaps God wasn’t mad so much as frustrated with the legalities that are now in place.

2026-06-07 03:35:23 UTC

Alright, I’m starting The Boys. Let’s gooo!!

2026-06-01 04:07:27 UTC

Remember the reset button on the original Nintendo? You’d hit that and the screen would go black for a second and then the game would load up again. As a kid I suspected death would be similar.

2026-06-01 00:39:29 UTC

Horned Lark #birdstr
https://blossom.primal.net/8b7a2b62b379b36229e6e589506e8b0e86a96045e6e2e98df79ce4f35e2141a4.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/f38ef2a6160851045bafe92c3c0c186c0bbf15de2747995c77834094c954e0e2.jpg

2026-06-01 00:38:59 UTC

Horned Lark #birdstr

2026-05-27 17:55:24 UTC

Someday you will die
If that someday doesn’t come
you’ll wish someday soon

2026-05-25 00:13:52 UTC

No problem is as urgent nor as dire as it seems at 2:55am

2026-05-24 19:34:48 UTC

Once you get over the fact that you look like a fucking retard, wearing a bucket hat is pretty awesome.
https://blossom.primal.net/7332d625b4fa1688525ef9def200adcfdf56604e9f21e29565ece54012c2dc43.jpg

2026-05-23 02:55:15 UTC

The Democrats put America last. Republicans put America in 2nd. Yet second place is somehow worse. 🥈

2026-05-21 04:24:21 UTC

Flash cash, fake laugh, preen.
Some women need to see that.
Some women aren’t birds.

2026-05-19 20:58:45 UTC

There are years in which decades happen; there are decades that disappear.

2026-05-12 04:27:02 UTC

Young years stretch so wide
Old years are a smaller share
Life swallows them both.

2026-05-08 03:02:28 UTC

Changing your own mind
Is encouraged, not failure
It means you’re alive

2026-05-08 03:00:42 UTC

my scarred and smoothed hands
I praise and I turn away
there’s no Cain without Abel

2026-05-06 01:52:35 UTC

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He will sell 500 bitcoins to pay a dividend that will fund a 50k bitcoin purchase.

2026-04-08 00:37:52 UTC

Cemetery church ⛪️
https://blossom.primal.net/52a1ef7af57a06748f419412401cd1f0493122d12f89206b92fd594813fbf034.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/8449e8c79f074891e5a5391b900e8be69e61739ddecd4a9fc9fb4d60a76a9024.jpg

2026-04-06 23:43:25 UTC

Trump and Israel are determined to force God’s intervention

2026-04-05 20:25:59 UTC

Under tree, Watching bees 🐝
https://blossom.primal.net/2508d9bd945262e127546a80a706dd782fa38decef3e86f58192f28bce594ed9.jpg

2026-04-05 14:21:46 UTC

Big Jack in his Easter tie looking extra fly
https://blossom.primal.net/08dbbbc28b295cbb8fdde9de83a9bee056b6a84afcec741348c5e08de661781b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ca48d21ba1a31c15d765931386b6d117c4613eb2f05e1a45c08786f38784ce76.jpg

2026-04-04 16:24:32 UTC

It would be perfect today if not for the wind.
-Every Kansan Ever

2026-04-02 14:48:34 UTC

#gm #golfstr
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2026-04-02 02:47:14 UTC

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Dope
#nevent1q…gzcr

2026-04-02 02:36:44 UTC

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Just under two hours. Someone with half a brain could do it in one lol

2026-04-02 02:31:09 UTC

After a lot of deliberation (admitting to myself I’ll never solo a block) I decided to throw my bitaxe into the ocean(pool). A quick bolt12 and now I got 6 sovereign sats to rub together!
Let’s gooo!!
https://blossom.primal.net/62d4d36d3fb513a6fb98e56b87530fed6fcc798456b400c85999411f23643df5.jpg

2026-04-01 23:48:07 UTC

I don’t want to see an alien.
I don’t want to see a ufo.
I don’t want to see an orb. I don’t want to see a demon.
I don’t want to see an angel.
I don’t want to see a fairy.
I don’t want to see a Bigfoot.
I don’t want to see a devil.
I don’t want to see a god.
Leave me alone. I am not afraid.

2026-04-01 04:15:46 UTC

Preparing humans to make their way in a hostile world (parenting). I don’t think there is a more important job.

2026-03-31 23:51:37 UTC

I have no good response to someone who's main hangup about bitcoin is that they can't physically hold it like they can gold. I really just don't know if there is anything that can be said to convince someone if that is the one thing holding then back.

2026-03-31 23:41:10 UTC

I feel like Tom Wolf is the kind of author who really likes to read himself write.

2026-03-31 19:59:25 UTC

Fresh schnauzi cuts
https://blossom.primal.net/0c9b7762f64ac6ac8787adc02021df9e330bb76b0c78014b77df7045f3e1d700.jpg

2026-03-31 16:45:15 UTC

I can’t tell if Disclosure is being framed more as a religion or Real Housewives

2026-03-31 03:39:14 UTC

Cry if you mean it. Mean it if you cry.

2026-03-30 23:38:30 UTC

Old hwy drive home. 55 mph. Windows down. Baseball on AM.
Let’s gooo!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/1ab8dccb5c65f8c1d0364ff6959e07b34a22e75802681ea3eaef99c2f353ab9a.jpg

2026-03-30 23:15:06 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3b591c6ce32c374cb362c8fef40c92f40ad52bc13f6e7df5b6ccbcdbe87465f9.jpg

2026-03-30 23:11:09 UTC

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Not even for our flag, for this one 🇮🇱

2026-03-30 14:34:06 UTC

ACH fucking sucks. Why does it take a week to move $25. #bitcoin fixes this

2026-03-29 14:21:34 UTC

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I spend a lot of time trying to remember

2026-03-28 00:33:00 UTC

#pupstr
https://blossom.primal.net/06fcaedc1a3d696092a094e156ca9bc0430ab20fab00edd1f6cadfc256b996f3.jpg

2026-03-27 17:15:31 UTC

Living large 🍕
https://blossom.primal.net/8dfd0b4fa18a17c933c789c569efd942b335db9a58e104da2458f31f1568a292.jpg

2026-03-26 15:24:22 UTC

My favorite time of year #golfstr
https://blossom.primal.net/3f06d1fe481a1c9db3585a2beb7a1f001be8e051e2a5106c13445cbabc68b454.jpg

2026-03-26 13:08:06 UTC

#gm #grubstr What Came 1st Sandwich. Breaded chicken patty and fried egg (with cheese) on a toasted English muffin. Let’s go!!
https://blossom.primal.net/02989caac37bbfdc1382e6c3dc059fba776ff052a4fdeefe7d951f7a25cae92c.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3b356caf0a698120b7825f111b428b756ee3398c697f2304e3132d5033cc3127.jpg

2026-03-26 03:08:06 UTC

On Community
https://blossom.primal.net/3d243bd502e0a1d97227df96290cb754b4251c2ae625bf66492c51b959b0d0df.png

2026-03-26 02:53:56 UTC

Sit right back and enjoy a tale
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2026-03-26 02:11:16 UTC

On the other shoe
I know it’s coming, yet I’m never prepared.

2026-03-26 02:09:29 UTC

On consistency
I am not able to be the same person day after day after day. I have bad days. Feel down some times. Lazy others. Bored often. Most of the time I’m on my game, but not always. I suspect I would need to be on drugs or lobotomized to do it without fail.

2026-03-25 18:38:27 UTC

The question isn’t what are UFOs, but rather why are UFOs. 🛸

2026-03-25 11:58:40 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/a439e5340dc70ed58aa7448b5ee2937359adbed0bfb32a0d3f80b16894f5ee13.jpg

2026-03-25 11:42:38 UTC

Will no doubt be the best part of work today
https://blossom.primal.net/edb40a8af50516c38232e6139188fac25ed4e9816d15ac86285f8f2bc109dbd3.jpg

2026-03-25 02:55:07 UTC

Rarely do I think, “I should’ve said something ”.
Frequently I think, “ I shouldn’t have said anything”.

2026-03-23 01:57:21 UTC

A good name for a son is Bonard.

2026-03-22 15:56:27 UTC

Today, I don’t work. Tomorrow, I do.
It be like that.

2026-03-20 01:08:32 UTC

Planes coming from Eglin AF base
https://blossom.primal.net/8c98a4c5853ea8997d6cabf668c987b47d3166d9e02b72aa4baf2ed8f869137b.jpg

2026-03-18 23:52:18 UTC

Zen af
https://blossom.primal.net/7b3b9af1df61ce241ed9fb8a6532a3c74b8eb921119a38289417ffbaed5b0ec7.jpg

2026-03-18 14:59:31 UTC

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I will check it out!

2026-03-18 12:56:50 UTC

#gm
https://blossom.primal.net/8cac3c79edc6df4827d150ff22c445e2ece1751ad4d566c237af52532d8058d4.jpg

2026-03-18 12:55:46 UTC

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lol hell yea brother

2026-03-18 02:15:01 UTC

Destin Florida
https://blossom.primal.net/fd6494a5fa8f0154457fdc04a54b9e2f11c76eb6e4015f5397cc0a8dac042a90.jpg

2026-03-16 20:48:58 UTC

Jimmy Condom’s blues
https://blossom.primal.net/5e1ccbf639ebbacebda019bab067a558dea85d6c9a500ab6456e4c1c7325a80a.png

2026-03-16 17:11:04 UTC

Evolutionary biologists generally agree that the vertebrate eye is one of the most sophisticated sensory organs to have evolved, with extremely tight integration of optics (cornea, lens, fluids), neural circuitry (retina), and brain‑processing pathways.
https://blossom.primal.net/d50cf9f1832d1d7ae1253989dd7294453974bfc42341746fb0eab5741dc56959.png

2026-03-16 15:03:39 UTC

Couple of lazy schnauzers
https://blossom.primal.net/c743d208d01b7772955e031c546beec289307f093bdafc9c7add3bf431a3d0db.jpg

2026-03-16 14:25:31 UTC

Find meaning in chaos
https://blossom.primal.net/7267d17636792a7d98df6210924c51151b0e8e1bcdd28d00c87339f57c61e239.jpg

2026-03-15 21:46:07 UTC

Fighting the matrix on its terms just makes you part of the program.

2026-03-15 16:03:40 UTC

Let’s goooo!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/5d8cdadd4e8d8096e12f347b3e28f7553a8cc9dc698975024a27d84c1b6c20e6.jpg

2026-03-15 14:34:32 UTC

#golfstr
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2026-03-15 14:33:51 UTC

What up with that?
https://blossom.primal.net/3d9efcc0ff5ddb62ff32950087cd1062bd1d71177d620f3caa828c9890ead847.png

2026-03-15 01:38:49 UTC

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2026-03-15 00:18:44 UTC

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What are those?!?

2026-03-15 00:17:56 UTC

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At least an hour. Beautiful weather out!

2026-03-15 00:13:59 UTC

Murray catching some 💤 #catstr
https://blossom.primal.net/e7385f166d0132d7ebe46e22db421ab6a5dfcdf4dbaabe918810ac5c350bd49d.jpg

2026-03-14 14:15:14 UTC

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No shit? That’s wild

2026-03-14 14:00:52 UTC

So you’re telling me the Sun—the foundation of my very existence on Earth—is just some random cosmic accident, yet I can’t even look directly at it without frying my eyes? Nice try Darwin.
https://blossom.primal.net/b27abd9050b4bf9d5e827d03e87b9d6eb5b903905c439a04c22f57a437768364.png

2026-03-14 13:02:38 UTC

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Superhuman lol

2026-03-14 12:35:28 UTC

Seems like if you want to stay up late and do stuff people will look at you funny but if you get up super early in the morning and do the same stuff people are impressed. An early bird beats a night owl. #gm

2026-03-14 03:22:15 UTC

Only the youth say they’ll never love again

2026-03-12 12:06:32 UTC

For the record, I still believe Kamala would’ve been worse.

2026-03-12 03:08:48 UTC

Typically, if I don’t have to, I don’t want to.

2026-03-10 13:42:37 UTC

World governments will hijack the UAP phenomenon in the same way the Romans did Christianity.

2026-03-07 12:45:43 UTC

This interview is wild and worth a watch
https://youtu.be/7TV3FuTpJRo?si=RugPvrkbIRkUweBr

2026-03-07 01:27:09 UTC

My new pup won’t leave the cat alone. Can’t tell if he likes her or not. #catstr #dogstr
https://blossom.primal.net/4e164bda2bf29be0ddaf5c3d4a39c944ca2cac59025c57ae2620e5952ba3bbec.mov

2026-03-07 01:15:47 UTC

Robbers Row #golfstr
https://blossom.primal.net/c3a57e2388f0b98334be57675e2d5722f016c6ac80055b2270eca4e2c700b6ab.jpg

2026-03-06 19:45:28 UTC

Gator selfie 🐊 #golfstr
https://blossom.primal.net/65ba63f1813956d0491a34820f5533668f84a24efc17a20e3d58ead6ff795671.jpg

2026-03-06 11:59:03 UTC

Just wild
https://blossom.primal.net/fabfa71e4384178cce10d970d604ddf1417c06b8d7a6de6fb7ee8695cf6890fd.jpg

2026-03-05 01:20:46 UTC

In the evenings, I like to walk the streets and look at the windows of the houses I pass and I see their lights on over dinner tables and TVs watching shows and even though I don’t see any people, I know that they’re home and getting ready for the night, and I wonder what they’re up to.
https://blossom.primal.net/0d7d29bffdd1fe614e35e7489e7b295ed6e80123e8274e5a3615abe6a54ef2cf.jpg

2026-03-05 01:05:56 UTC

Best part of being on the road for work. Breakfast for dinner!
https://blossom.primal.net/0f1a724d7ca231cad19f766ea648b2dea58b2ce95d31daaee32878bcb4b10a61.jpg

2026-03-04 13:06:22 UTC

Bitcoin is best as an underdog.

2026-03-04 02:05:57 UTC

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lol

2026-03-04 02:05:32 UTC

To the Graduating class of 2026:
The days of marrying for love are done. Your marriage needs to be aligned with some kind of financial strategy: Marrying rich, improving your financial status, at the very least find someone who is physically larger than you and make an attempt at a D1 athlete. One cannot afford to marry irrationally any more. Save love for your sidepiece or a weekend fling.

2026-03-04 01:22:44 UTC

Fighting a brutal case of white foot right now.
https://blossom.primal.net/8e8b6fd5239599e0ab02eebf5885309039d500441d24ce23d9e2846e9e1085ae.jpg