Mysterious charmer

I could never seriously type something without at the very least a 13" laptop in front of me. You could even get an ultraportable if you prize light weight above all else :cirnoshrug:

2026-03-31 17:08:10 CEST

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a handheld device being considered a main instrument of productivity is inherently repulsive to me

2026-03-28 18:27:56 CET

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what's your take on this matter
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2026-03-27 21:41:18 CET

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I just stay logged in :akkoshrug:

2026-03-27 21:30:34 CET

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yeah, it happens sometimes

2026-03-26 15:21:46 CET

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MAP_:seed:

2026-03-21 13:18:34 CET

Unfortunately I have once again witnessed someone use the phrase "illegal war"

2026-03-19 17:41:39 CET

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lil bro getting zestier by the day, how far the mighty have fallen

2026-03-16 20:31:58 CET

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handled his what 🤨

2026-03-15 09:52:14 CET

If any of y'all wants a menhera wife just step up
#note1zy5…arf5

2026-03-11 05:31:52 CET

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bro is unemployed

2026-03-11 05:29:35 CET

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well what are you waiting for

2026-03-11 05:25:07 CET

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simply learn and then win, don't just take shortcuts

2026-03-11 05:02:34 CET

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I have never played a splintercel game

2026-03-09 09:59:05 CET

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so what's going on then

2026-03-08 10:54:33 CET

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what does the UK have to gain from fighting in the middle east :cirnosip:

2026-03-07 01:10:03 CET

If at some point I turn into a politisperg I want you to just shoot me @grips

2026-03-06 17:50:43 CET

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so relatable, he's literally me

2026-03-06 11:16:03 CET

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Ukraine is winding down, don't go overboard

2026-03-05 18:11:17 CET

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stop being whimsical, obscure internet lore is serious business

2026-03-05 18:07:14 CET

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that's the reductio ad Hitler one

2026-03-05 17:36:57 CET

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any community that pretends to be gooners for fun will be overrun by gooners who believe they're in good company

2026-03-05 17:30:44 CET

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bro's falling into psychosis

2026-03-03 22:05:19 CET

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Mass Effect ❤️

2026-03-03 13:27:35 CET

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2026-03-02 13:51:33 CET

there is a yurt 🛖 emoji :trollge:

2026-03-02 13:44:55 CET

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show us yours

2026-02-28 14:38:26 CET

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cc @npub1qg9…5vz4 @grips

2026-02-28 14:29:16 CET

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check that your ISP doesn't block any necessary ports

2026-02-27 16:27:25 CET

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do rats carry rabies?

2026-02-25 23:06:31 CET

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once, yes

2026-02-25 22:54:14 CET

Walking to the car wash, anyone need anything?

2026-02-25 22:32:13 CET

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surely

2026-02-25 22:25:42 CET

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we should halve data caps for both landline and mobile internet contracts

2026-02-25 21:47:25 CET

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from the linked source: https://techreport.com/review/crysis-2-tessellation-too-much-of-a-good-thing/
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2026-02-25 21:34:54 CET

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I remember that, I was also under the impression that there was an earlier incident involving tessellation

2026-02-25 21:29:31 CET

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the story goes that AMD was the one who introduced tessellation with a certain methodology, then Nvidia put an invisible tessellated ocean in one gameworks game that only tanked performance on AMD cards and the word spread from there. Going purely from memory, some details may be wrong.

2026-02-24 19:38:41 CET

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hag uoh

2026-02-20 22:07:22 CET

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bruhtislava

2026-02-19 22:44:46 CET

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this typa shi. says it's PVC.
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2026-02-19 14:46:25 CET

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I see

2026-02-17 16:05:25 CET

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IT WAS YOU THE HOLE TIME?!

2026-02-14 05:44:51 CET

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seems like a great way to make it unfun

2026-02-12 19:29:39 CET

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what

2026-02-10 16:34:39 CET

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yes if you want to, but it's not how you type it out

2026-02-10 13:57:54 CET

Australian applicants for Cawfee membership must wire me fifty dollars and DM me valid ID btw

2026-02-10 11:51:07 CET

guy who only ever heard SKU in speech and thinks it's spelled skew

2026-02-09 21:10:32 CET

heh heh, unc's still got it

2026-02-08 11:29:49 CET

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problem is that I'll have to take it easy for a couple of months :rizetired: (medical reasons)

2026-02-08 10:36:17 CET

What do you do in the Jim when you need to take it easy? Just repeat previous workouts? @npub1qg9…5vz4 @grips

2026-02-07 18:13:27 CET

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I literally have no idea, I don't follow sports at all

2026-02-07 17:09:23 CET

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it's just the fake Olympics

2026-02-07 12:48:26 CET

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Oh yeah, now we wait
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2026-02-07 11:40:39 CET

WE DOIN THIS
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#note1zxa…tjv3

2026-02-06 21:46:26 CET

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thanks for the blog post

2026-02-06 21:22:04 CET

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oh, and a bit of fair warning: I WILL be putting a sneeze of chili powder in it, regardless of anybody's opinion :gigachad:

2026-02-06 21:19:02 CET

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interesting, but what on Earth is an inch?
I already have a carton of chicken stock so I will opt for going with chicken, thank you.
I assume frozen cubed potatoes will do? Peeling potatoes has never been my idea of a good time.
I have some dried oregano and garlic powder, I can get another herb of your choosing.
Thank you, this is very helpful.

2026-02-06 20:42:16 CET

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but yes, a list of ingredients would be super. Left to my own devices I just buy random legumes and cuts of meat, throw them in a pot for however long, season at random and call it a day.

2026-02-06 20:39:42 CET

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don't worry, no harm done. I have no pride left to harm.

2026-02-06 20:36:56 CET

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I *am* a little bit dumb but I assure you I can follow instructions; we can however compare our results if you'd like to. What I'm saying is that you (probably) don't need to babysit me over the internet, is all.

2026-02-06 20:32:47 CET

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tomorrow in all likelihood, but I can simply™ go to the store and get some packaged meat

2026-02-06 20:25:22 CET

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flickgpt, what new slop should I cook for next week

2026-02-06 14:31:15 CET

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yellow fever ahh niggas

2026-02-04 20:17:26 CET

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violin

2026-02-03 12:27:52 CET

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yeah I expect I'll have to get a pair of straps at some point

2026-02-03 12:09:24 CET

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well Rip recommends chalk so :cirnoshrug:

2026-02-03 10:57:31 CET

Man, we really need an alternative to centralized, corporate social media

2026-02-03 10:31:42 CET

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>buying alcohol via mail

2026-02-03 08:01:57 CET

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I had trouble with the bar just rolling away from my hands while using the recommended double overhand grip, chalk fixed it right up

2026-02-02 23:29:08 CET

Do any of y'all use chalk for anything other than deadlifts? Cece @npub1qg9…5vz4 @grips

2026-01-25 09:58:15 CET

People using the Smith machine within my view :rominfatigued:

2026-01-20 16:53:16 CET

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oh really? You seem to be an expert on this subject 🤨

2026-01-20 16:36:14 CET

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Funko are inherently f*male coded

2026-01-20 14:41:55 CET

>order long espresso
>get long espresso that's slightly too long
how could this be happening to me

2026-01-18 21:46:44 CET

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you'd be surprised how many people pay lip service to fitness (dick etc :dab:) but just don't do it out of inertia. This guy has built a career out of it so there must be a sizable market.

2026-01-18 21:43:22 CET

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https://www.greysteel.org/start-here

2026-01-18 21:39:53 CET

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the author of The Barbell Prescription talks about this a bit tangentially, and he calls it the Sick Aging Phenotype. I haven't read the book but he talked about this in a YT interview

2026-01-18 14:25:39 CET

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cooked like an egg 🍳 fr

2026-01-16 05:56:30 CET

Notice how there are strongman competitions but there aren't any gentlewoman ones

2026-01-11 07:19:07 CET

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brotha liked shared and subscribed

2026-01-10 12:33:22 CET

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I just wanted to establish a reasonable baseline, hard to improve when you don't know where the limit is

2026-01-10 12:23:18 CET

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went to the gym to lift things up and put them down for the first time in ten years. My lifts are the right way around (deadlift heavier than the squat, squat heavier than the OHP) which is reassuring.

2026-01-10 10:22:20 CET

Good news! I can stand up from my bed.
Bad news! Picking something up from the floor is a herculean task.

2026-01-10 10:16:53 CET

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is the stuttering in the video data or is it just FF mobile being a pile of shit as usual

2026-01-10 00:28:06 CET

AUGH

2026-01-09 23:54:07 CET

Georgia guidestones typa shi
#note1yr7…m8dx

2026-01-09 08:04:22 CET

When dirty blood gets into a kidney and leaves clean, call that Renal Circulation

2026-01-06 12:39:02 CET

tai chi is manosphere-coded cc @npub1tzl…dc3m
#note1fhg…exs3

2026-01-05 22:18:05 CET

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rest for a couple of days until they're healed, then wear pure wool Nordic socks since they're the driest in my experience

2026-01-05 13:37:25 CET

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you don't run the risk of getting the runs in a cathedral