NotBiebs and 69 others

there's a lot. the payment didn't go straight from ocean to the stolen stash. they went to an intermediate address which has received a bunch of mining payouts from ocean first before moving to the stolen stash about 15 h later.

2026-08-03 01:33:23 UTC

wave 4 attack happening right now reported by galaxy research. dashboard updated. https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/
https://blossom.primal.net/116ba2e453be0b4eb9d2bfecd0f6e71d383ebec7ebd8ba0bcc05e147ab90d702.png

2026-08-03 01:18:00 UTC

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@npub1rtl…jtfs can you repost so we can try and get the attention from someone at kucoin?

2026-08-03 01:13:48 UTC

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i assume most are using stolen credentials though

2026-08-03 01:01:36 UTC

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If they don’t already know about this, then something is very wrong cause I’m a retard

2026-08-03 00:27:45 UTC

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dashboard updated with full trace from the stolen bitcoin lot all the way to kucoin https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/

2026-08-03 00:19:11 UTC

these funds were sent to kucoin about 3 hours ago. does anyone have any contacts at kucoin? this is the tx to kucoin.
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x2cf60c469b6d17b992f9065999ca0faaacbbf2cbc5608f82d5ce6203624d1c60
#nevent1q…9pnj

2026-08-02 20:17:24 UTC

bring back the guillotine

2026-08-02 20:11:35 UTC

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we're cooked if claude says "hold my beer" 😂

2026-08-02 19:56:23 UTC

Let the games begin
https://image.nostr.build/943be5e7983618f5f71b0ae9a98e43745d289ab3b430e773fbb7b076231fcae9.jpg

2026-08-02 18:08:03 UTC

In other news (non-coldcard related), I published a chrome ext called Inference Bridge that implements this browser standard proposal. Current version supports OpenAI and Ollama as inference providers. Next release will include support for OpenRouter.
chrome web store listing: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/inference-bridge/ekjldffogogadhfhgkibgkfdhhikfamd
chat app to test it with: https://samsamskies.github.io/inference-provider-api/
inference provider api proposal: https://github.com/SamSamskies/inference-provider-api
#nevent1q…umrh

2026-08-02 17:38:46 UTC

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my guess is the person is just retarded. also, seems like they sent funds received from an ocean mining pool payout to one of the addresses.

2026-08-02 14:15:36 UTC

some of the stolen funds have made it's way to ethereum via thorchain. added details about this in the evening wave july 31 section on the tracker dashboard.
https://blossom.primal.net/3f93440fe1859542eb61d727f238960592d11f4cfb83697e9b7d02a30d486d13.png
https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/
#nevent1q…8dzf

2026-08-02 04:41:51 UTC

Seems like we’re not ready for the AI revolution. Maybe the 2027 nerds were right.

2026-08-02 04:37:54 UTC

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So far not clear, but seems like some type of swapping service

2026-08-02 04:35:55 UTC

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😂

2026-08-02 04:20:11 UTC

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mf is cashing out. seems like the same person made all these txs to me.
https://blossom.primal.net/aca4654b71559aa397285d686bad96ad65b82ebee5823737a5056ddcacecc705.png

2026-08-02 04:14:00 UTC

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they just bounced the bitcoin around bit and ended up sending them to the same address 😂

2026-08-02 04:12:00 UTC

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a bunch of stolen funds ended up at the same address the ocean miner payout ended up at https://mempool.space/address/3KMmeqPeQcngyTehdfSwsGqvxfU7J7qtc8

2026-08-02 03:34:22 UTC

stolen funds from the address i was watching seem like they are being cashed out rn. high velocity hops happening. victim much be watching the funds move cause they just sent an op return message asking for funds to be returned.
https://blossom.primal.net/b38ee38eed45d1b16a88736f1efedc697b2c2a24dfcfe61f59d4d35de2755341.png
https://mempool.space/address/3P3K2MQwkgk85UkTyLSJC6cJZx3ec1Lfgy
#nevent1q…8dzf

2026-08-02 01:41:50 UTC

coin control is finally coming to bitkey 🚀
https://blossom.primal.net/81d46901df497531d613a43bbf9e0ccab13b22380b132211827e186d4b4825e8.png
https://x.com/clay_garrett/status/2083425375015579865?s=20

2026-08-02 01:23:04 UTC

coldcard hack tracker dashboard updated with galaxy research wave 3. they didn't publish the addresses, but i tried to find them myself. i think i found 221 of the 293 addresses they found. still running scripts to try and find the rest.
https://blossom.primal.net/f89a3aa4de663dade86cab4d1b6e49b4a95a558d62b92cebd31c670477d1a576.png
https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/
#nevent1q…xw2g

2026-08-01 20:58:13 UTC

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so you think the mining payout was stolen by the hacker? i was thinking the hacker received the mining payout and moved it to the wrong address by accident. the movement doesn't match how other hacked funds are moving.

2026-08-01 20:22:45 UTC

Found something interesting while looking at new txs made to an address containing hacked coldcard funds.
Funds were sent from an Ocean miner payout address to an address linked to hacked coldcard funds and then that UTXO was peeled off immediately.
Could this dummy have accidentally sent his mining pool payout to the address containing hacked funds? Copy pasta mistake?
Block whose coinbase paid miner (tag OCEAN.XYZ):
https://mempool.space/block/960511
Miner payout address (payout sat here ~14h 40m before moving):
https://mempool.space/address/bc1q9yz2ajh00pq564mu3hfmrafl4hl3fajkr6fuj2
Tx sending that payout to address containing stolen funds:
https://mempool.space/tx/c7a9ad4877ee2971b649cb6e44a760d57371b51ddf5f3de5222d404556020d4b
Stolen funds address (current balance ~0.69 BTC of stolen bitcoin):
https://mempool.space/address/bc1qayw8nrec0vsa5vj4xee4dqhfgztx2gqq7w2u0s
Tx moving funds that originated from Ocean out of the address containing hacked funds:
https://mempool.space/tx/24f4b236bc47fc2ad85287e8636e9a14ba55e136ff3bf8b452f6d6b92d4e5187

2026-08-01 16:34:27 UTC

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Dashboard updated with mk4 claim update 🙏

2026-08-01 15:21:30 UTC

2026 is going to be a long year 😵
https://blossom.primal.net/8847175ee8008e2d2923cebc78a5e9235df9a34b4afc6db536847a1ed8df7d16.jpg

2026-08-01 01:32:16 UTC

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here's an example of someone that used this strategy https://x.com/PortlandHODL/status/2083291086412538136

2026-08-01 01:13:07 UTC

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he explains why in the tweet

2026-07-31 23:15:27 UTC

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isn't that actually decent advice if you're moving a large amount?

2026-07-31 22:59:09 UTC

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would be hilarious if that actually worked 😂

2026-07-31 22:57:53 UTC

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there's a few other people that sent dust with other messages, but this dummy sent 42,069 sats. maybe it's a retard whale.

2026-07-31 22:42:13 UTC

some retard sent the attacker 42,069 sats just to tell them "5 BTC plz for cocaine and whores"
https://blossom.primal.net/554cd27b45b5f1e3a5d6d55b0f81e4f6eb2fbd02cb53c0abba30f1c8e5c07be3.png
https://mempool.space/address/bc1q3tl86ntgm5rs6xrqtffufn8f6thw0c69v4dj9q

2026-07-31 19:36:56 UTC

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Extremely retarded if he didn’t use a stolen credit card

2026-07-31 19:30:23 UTC

i vote to bring back the guillotine if they catch this fucker
https://blossom.primal.net/c7ff36d42e3c12601a01bfa35bebc6fd641693350711114d696e5ce741bbb468.png

2026-07-31 17:05:35 UTC

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I dunno, but I made a dashboard to monitor the stole funds #nevent1q…g67v

2026-07-31 16:55:52 UTC

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Was your seed created using firmware v4.0.0 (released in March 2021) or higher? If yes and you didn't use dice rolls and/or seedphrase, then I personally would just send the whole stack to River and make sure you have force field turned on. Maybe send a test transaction first if you're not used to sending a lot of onchain txs. That should by you time to figure out a new set up.

2026-07-31 16:34:42 UTC

I made a dashboard to track the funds stolen in the coldcard hack based on what galaxy research reported
https://blossom.primal.net/751d84930bce49cb07df1c0f41ce5ce4bae7223b1c05597e6026510fd14a3147.jpg
https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/

2026-07-31 15:28:00 UTC

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If seed was generated using firmware prior to v4.0.0 (before March 2021), you should be okay from what I understand

2026-07-31 14:30:33 UTC

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oh that's a different codebase. pretty crazy that that comment was there for 3 years though. 😂

2026-07-31 04:28:13 UTC

holy shit https://x.com/zherbert/status/2082993276324319713

2026-07-31 04:13:54 UTC

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ah maybe that comment was added by whoever was investigating the issue

2026-07-31 03:53:14 UTC

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Holy shit is that a screenshot of the actual code?

2026-07-31 01:07:05 UTC

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What a time to be alive 😅

2026-07-31 01:06:24 UTC

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AI is finna cause complete chaos innit?

2026-07-31 00:47:54 UTC

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what about mk3 where seed was generated with firmware prior to v4.0.0? according to grok, seed was generated using hardware trng prior to v4.0.0.

2026-07-31 00:44:30 UTC

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from what i understand the device is fine. it's just not safe to use a seed that was generated by the mk3 using firmware v4.0.1 or later.

2026-07-31 00:41:55 UTC

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what about mk3 where seed was generated with firmware prior to v4.0.1? according to grok, seed was generated using hardware trng prior to v4.0.0.

2026-07-30 20:18:38 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/098480b954918676c406537fd452373107faaa4e29b53b0b64ce0139680ebcae.png

2026-07-30 20:12:49 UTC

The US Secretary of the Treasury out here quoting Satoshi

2026-07-27 21:02:23 UTC

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it's 10 sets total. 4 sets of pull-ups, 3 sets of chin-ups, and 3 sets of scapular pull-ups.

2026-07-27 19:35:17 UTC

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I added that cause the app tries to guess what workout you should start with based on how many pull-ups you can currently do

2026-07-27 16:12:02 UTC

Today’s workout. 90s between pull-up and chin-up sets. 60s between scapular pull-up sets. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/427430c0ecdf66e34b6a70fb4e593e3e4d58f3c931262b6623f3cb7e290046ef.png

2026-07-24 18:59:52 UTC

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good choice 😂

2026-07-24 18:45:53 UTC

Brah Denzel Curry needs to start a hardcore band. This goes hard. 😎🤘
https://blossom.primal.net/e7c3d4866b8035a84509f3d4e4d4baa9e6598d7fc7ed600d8edfa73dde561220.mp4

2026-07-24 18:34:24 UTC

finally got around to trying out openrouter and i discovered that they have a free models router. awesome option for development.
https://blossom.primal.net/52a09e4fd47db5b0160378f71346d5569de12301b5a49411642e4a492faf1faf.png
https://openrouter.ai/openrouter/free

2026-07-24 17:46:44 UTC

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why you trynna eat all that for breakfast? 😂

2026-07-22 19:56:33 UTC

i made a slop video to try and get some of you frikkas to check out my inference provider api proposal 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/6fbe0ddc22bed559e41a642bc13e1245676d8563d850ed9f899a9378dc6624a8.mp4
https://github.com/SamSamskies/inference-provider-api

2026-07-22 18:18:48 UTC

I added support for Ollama to the demo Inference Provider API chrome ext, so now you can try out the demo ext and web app using local models on your machine.
https://blossom.primal.net/1e7fd6ae7eb55fba9ff22c67eb8663e9a30a3c77017a97f8a37b203bc5910f0f.png
https://blossom.primal.net/d6fff33953fd3bc94bcd4b9f02a086cc44ec18b550a4bbe3741a9769ea613619.png
If you are interested in this proposed browser standard, please try it out and let me know if you have any feedback. This makes building web apps powered by LLMs so much easier. If you take a look at the web app code, it's a single HTML file with no dependencies and the code is pretty simple while allowing users to use OpenAI or Ollama to power the app.
https://github.com/SamSamskies/inference-provider-api

2026-07-22 17:52:13 UTC

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Cursor. Been working great for me.

2026-07-22 17:03:33 UTC

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when it's 70 degrees and i don't need it 😂

2026-07-22 16:38:52 UTC

Why da AC always gotta break down when it’s 100 degrees? 😭😂

2026-07-22 16:19:38 UTC

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You know I put dat @npub1swe…ns6h maple syrup on it 🚀

2026-07-22 15:42:37 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c29a79041271d36dab6d2482f3fd491a6ee89aad2e6e46f9c9cbb881d1feee5f.gif

2026-07-22 15:38:03 UTC

gang gang french toast so good 😀
https://image.nostr.build/277f86d87354e1e4247f9825b0c005a2e998df669f5ad10a3bce2a0838722656.jpg

2026-07-22 14:19:07 UTC

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I'm working on an Inference Provider API proposal to make building LLM powered web apps easier. Nostr web apps could use IPA to easily build things like a Grok style AI button on notes.
#nevent1q…dves

2026-07-21 22:39:00 UTC

okay, demo ext and webapp for my inference provider api proposal are up. if you are a dev and are interested in this proposal please try it out and let me know if you have any feedback. 🙏
https://blossom.primal.net/4821dd6bc78a82bdbffe0719e3ebd6838b9b36b15d7691394abe575e1724d7d7.png
https://blossom.primal.net/3a53cad0c5e849496f3c5ecf4eb3955bc42142001dbedca76c490a16ca0a4a82.png
https://blossom.primal.net/78b0960aa2902ad7267d79ba68e3bbca67cef5a54d473b9ecc1d3d597d05c521.png
https://github.com/SamSamskies/inference-provider-api/tree/main/examples
#nevent1q…2uuq

2026-07-21 21:43:11 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/cHYRjCIXyckAAAAC/why-not-both-por-que-no-los-dos.gif

2026-07-21 19:55:44 UTC

WIP
https://blossom.primal.net/ad35327753ae95e7ff6dccf00b473dbb8c3441edb4ba3a536b1ac976a6c865bf.png
https://blossom.primal.net/e6cd7e685b478d218ba1693fbc43c10bfbdd5a358965965627879ee10671a84a.png
#nevent1q…rxe3

2026-07-20 19:48:55 UTC

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any website. if anything, i would use it just to make it easier to build apps powered by ai for myself 😂. drafted a minimal spec https://github.com/SamSamskies/inference-provider-api/blob/main/SPEC.md. i still need to make a simple demo ext and app.

2026-07-20 17:41:37 UTC

i got a 1 year core plan for free from replit today, so i made a gamified duolingo style mobile app for calisthenics. it uses expo go, so you don't even need an apple developer account if you just want to make custom mobile apps for yourself 😀. the replit agent with default settings seems a lot dumber then the agent with auto mode in cursor is even though it burns credits faster. i was able to vibe something decent, but i had to keep prompting it to fix simple things like overlapping elements.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/ff4bf8dfa17d5d34296f47208ed9d508ee97cffa0811cc9accfbc433209d9570.jpeg
https://blossom.ditto.pub/0eefe7efe26a83bd2b9821560ff627d24ea800a2574b1758e64570da3df1edbd.jpeg
https://blossom.ditto.pub/b9ff8656e0954789b18ff5b5827f4a65ae06e697966917a58a696ca9e49328aa.jpeg

2026-07-19 23:28:02 UTC

this starts tomorrow 🚀
#nevent1q…h78x

2026-07-19 22:38:22 UTC

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yessah 🤙

2026-07-19 22:27:26 UTC

Bear market dinner actually turned out pretty good 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/55c6976c3b3da926e45d3351c68eefdb6ff7ead299724139e66efb8a433eea8c.jpg

2026-07-19 18:54:35 UTC

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Are these numbers based on vibes or are you running actual evals on real workflows that you use?

2026-07-19 18:26:32 UTC

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go check and then use my app too help you figure out how to improve things 🚀
#nevent1q…h0cs

2026-07-19 18:23:08 UTC

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Bruh you and eat pretty much the same things 😂. Your steak portions are larger though. I cut back on ribeyes for now cause my LDL has been a little high.

2026-07-19 18:16:05 UTC

GM 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/4812a88bebe991437eab6b4e18995a46c5d55a7bc965bbad699b39ec626e8705.jpg

2026-07-18 23:47:10 UTC

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Dat sweet potato could use some carmelization though

2026-07-18 23:44:35 UTC

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LGTM

2026-07-18 22:59:27 UTC

chess is a weird game. i feel like i'm stuck and not getting any better, and then i look at my stats and they are all improving. haha wtf.
https://blossom.primal.net/56d057f85912294161085ecc6e14aecb7d44225f71d51a2e323f4a65cc1a18c3.png

2026-07-18 20:07:39 UTC

Damn, I took a long break. Mostly just went to the gym and played chess all day for like 8 months 😂.
https://blossom.primal.net/c052121f3aae9c87a44ca6f17ae6ac9a2d981aea0e80fa40a8a2234bb3152750.png

2026-07-18 19:25:02 UTC

defined a minimal spec https://github.com/SamSamskies/inference-provider-api/blob/main/SPEC.md
#nevent1q…9t76

2026-07-18 17:25:49 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/rjNi53-vVWQAAAAC/hells-yeah-hell-yeah.gif

2026-07-18 17:20:18 UTC

Coconut cold brew o’clock. I friggen love coffee. 🚀 #coffeechain
https://image.nostr.build/5c1bc3d6ecb2dbba216ed1f652ce1e39626b375b55d1ba84a0f84f80f28e2095.jpg

2026-07-18 14:19:57 UTC

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Hmmm I feel like we’ve been here before 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/7e751387d8051ce64ce688e37689534726af00b25f47b62f0c7bac6bdd5efe05.gif

2026-07-18 02:11:32 UTC

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It is permissioned though. Cause the user has to give permission to web apps to access inference providers.

2026-07-18 01:45:48 UTC

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I made a repo with the idea. I'll post the link on other socials later at a better time to hopefully get some eyeballs outside of nostr on it. https://github.com/SamSamskies/inference-provider-api

2026-07-18 00:58:59 UTC

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I could at least make a simple Chrome extension and a demo app to get started.

2026-07-18 00:40:59 UTC

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what's spelled wrong? and more importantly who cares about typos? wdyt about the idea? 😂

2026-07-18 00:33:03 UTC

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@nprofile…etsy @nprofile…qeaf wdyt?

2026-07-18 00:31:35 UTC

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I came up with this idea while I was walking around the lake today. Is anyone working on something like this? If not, should I make it? Any feedback would be appreciated.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/d5449e56f5fd472ad9c8991a7165abb9599fd435042abd500942025b1344ee7f.png
#naddr1qv…pxng

2026-07-17 23:50:46 UTC

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Maybe I'm spoiled cause I live in Austin and we have taco trucks everywhere. I'll take any of the taco trucks in Austin over Taco Bell 😂

2026-07-17 22:41:58 UTC

Maybe this diarrhea outbreak at Taco Bell will finally get people to stop eating that shit. Taco Bell is so gross. Wtf. 😂

2026-07-17 20:17:21 UTC

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which one tho

2026-07-17 20:11:17 UTC

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i was just about to comment that 😂

2026-07-17 20:06:24 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/l3TMTDkN20QAAAAC/all-of-them.gif

2026-07-17 20:03:58 UTC

i love this race to the bottom 🚀
https://blossom.primal.net/20e628d0837f99a5c85cb19e32b9f0c6a4073cd78cbdf9c0d3e88cefa29e4d64.png