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I am completely done having lnurl on my nostr profile and I never wanna touch lightning again. lightning is disgusting. complete waste of my life. dumbfucks just send me israeli spark nickels and all I can do is shove them into nanogpt to pay for a chinese robot.

2026-07-15 21:19:56 UTC

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just imagine lukewallet with 1000 settings and buttons. it has gambling blacklists and makes you download the whole blockchain. people will try sneaking it into the gentoo repository again

2026-07-15 21:14:47 UTC

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yes, I am completely willing to accept this possibility. or lightspark thinks you are a criminal, or jeff bezos unplugged the TEE-based cashu mint you were using, or your ark service provider was undergoing maintenance... and this is every single lightning wallet that isn't a fulltime job just to keep it working. every single one.

2026-07-15 21:08:32 UTC

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*lying notwork. rick falkvinge from the swedish pirate party used to call it that when he used a whiteboard to draw diagrams about it. it's really amazing. they knew almost a decade ago that this is exactly what it will be like, but people went forward with it anyway. it really is just a complete scam. altcoins could not have received a better gift from the bitcoin community.

2026-07-15 21:02:37 UTC

he had a channel with boltz and couldn't pay someone on aqua? I knew it was bad but it's that bad?? what the fuck guys.
https://blossom.primal.net/5b633cc99cd08188cc421d97b626ef2d3a095b74a0542da516cf75a46e4fe275.png

2026-07-15 19:29:40 UTC

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the only reason anime doesn't "feel" bad is it's a target miss. it's still social engineering material. it just wasn't calibrated to hit the western man.

2026-07-15 15:00:13 UTC

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I think you are married to hashrate escrows or perhaps the airdrop you'll be getting next month. I will also be collecting this airdrop... BCH has enough expressiveness already that they could build a two way peg, without doing hashrate escrows. BTC doesn't need hashrate escrows to get good sidechains, it can be done in other ways as well
if you stay married like this and keep talking about it this way, people will say sidechains are bad because of a perceived flaw in hashrate escrows

2026-07-15 13:08:20 UTC

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so you're one of those "the price will keep doubling every four years forever" people got it

2026-07-15 01:13:34 UTC

holy hell, bip110 people are so stupid it's almost frightening. they can't understand abstract concepts

2026-07-15 00:31:52 UTC

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>Fees are not needed for miner revenue for another 100 years.
that's not how it works at all and you're retarded

2026-07-15 00:22:03 UTC

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iphones are for old people and instagram thots

2026-07-15 00:16:37 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/109916b60733468e3c3a91e255cf12f761e41ba7dab751d419462f0fb251b442.mp4

2026-07-14 21:46:17 UTC

prediction markets are really "I'll give you money if you go do this thing" markets

2026-07-14 21:44:52 UTC

ahh finally the soyboys got somethin right with hating flock cameras. positive reinforcement, guys!

2026-07-14 01:11:41 UTC

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I still don't really see a huge logistical difference between living in the "monero sidechain" and never leaving, and just using monero. you would get treated exactly the same either way.

2026-07-13 19:14:13 UTC

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some of it seems to be well intentioned. like for real I have used over 100 altcoins and almost all of them were just a money grab if they were not an honest experiment.
the whole "do nothing or they might add something bad and we'll end up like one of them shitcoins" idea is still stupid though. too late!!

2026-07-11 22:40:50 UTC

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are you having a boy or a girl?

2026-07-11 04:36:45 UTC

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I also think that a lot of gay people get bullied or feel like they don't fit in, and they gravitate to computers more than the average person. there is an immense social pressure on gay people to become a giant socialist piece of garbage. when they don't want to do that they instead become computer libertarians and play with their bitcoins.

2026-07-11 04:31:35 UTC

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I always toyed with the idea of adding a stipulation to the Fair Tax Act. if you cash the rebate checks, you lose the right to vote.

2026-07-11 03:31:49 UTC

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2026-07-11 02:55:11 UTC

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yes dear now eat your cereal ❤️

2026-07-11 02:39:48 UTC

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BCH people waiting for their apology about segwit 🪑💀

2026-07-11 02:36:57 UTC

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it is not in the nature of monero people to disclose too many personal details or even show their faces. they are lainpilled, preferring to keep the online world separate from real life
fun fact, paul sztorc uses the ↕️ emoji on his dating profile. if u know u know

2026-07-10 16:13:56 UTC

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speculators dominate the discourse. most people who think they like it are talking about it how you would talk about a gold ETF or a tech stock. step outside nostr and it's all speculators. their UX is just "market order" and "limit order" and "send to checking account." when they say nice things, they don't know what it means or care if it's true words are just things they use to pump their bags.
you are just in an echo chamber consisting of people who have actually made an attempt to use cryptocurrency and didn't completely run away screaming. the person who tries marmite a second time.

2026-07-10 06:57:17 UTC

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I used to place value on things like unilateral exit until I looked up how convoluted and expensive it would be to actually do it. then I realized spark is a centralizing thing and a complete dead end just like every other non-mined L2 so it doesn't matter if it has that or not

2026-07-09 17:30:05 UTC

eat my shit
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2026-07-08 22:40:45 UTC

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2026-07-08 22:37:20 UTC

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lightning physically can't even scale without this shit dominating it. I wouldn't ever frame custodians and trusted third parties as optional. without them lightning would be stuck at the same size as a half dead ethereum rollup just like it is right now

2026-07-08 22:32:13 UTC

the dynamic between the bitcoin community and the monero community is so weird man.
bitcoin community: die die die I hate you shitcoin die
monero community: we still want to like bitcoin. we've probably been using it longer than you. here's like 7 different ways you can make us obsolete. here's all the flaws you can address to make us come back
bitcoin community: I can't I'm too busy ossifying trusted third parties. die shitcoin die

2026-07-08 17:07:37 UTC

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tello seems to be slightly cheaper. keep in mind MVNOs might have slower speeds than just going straight to the provider and you could be deprioritized in congested areas

2026-07-08 17:02:17 UTC

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it's difficult for me to watch bitcoin people call monero people obnoxious. the bitcoin people are the ones who lost the DNMs and are being starved of fee revenue by centralized L2s with perverse incentives to stall protocol development. yet they think the monero people are wrong to continue using altcoins

2026-07-07 03:24:21 UTC

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2026-07-07 02:01:04 UTC

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the reality of this type of service is that someone needs to stick their neck out for your $5 and then be a full time tard wrangler. port forwarding enables more naughty stuff. I guess they weren't cut out for it

2026-07-07 00:15:30 UTC

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I don't care if he licks hoppe's asshole. they took away my port forwarding. I'm not going back until they put back the port forwarding.

2026-07-06 03:17:05 UTC

see it's working. it worked
https://blossom.primal.net/25aaa8e2dbabed7e95d647b1279d2bdaa05e309067ae05ca909c71c0be214ee4.jpg

2026-07-05 17:38:13 UTC

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2026-07-05 12:54:19 UTC

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if there was a sidechain that was exactly like monero he would use it

2026-07-04 18:28:59 UTC

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we'll tell them what they need to fix to make us come back home and they won't listen. they can have it their way

2026-07-03 01:07:26 UTC

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I like moolie

2026-07-03 00:48:58 UTC

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ooh ooh I love slurs. which ones?

2026-07-02 22:39:08 UTC

I'm gonna start using "Californian" as a slur

2026-07-02 15:00:24 UTC

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he likes totalitarian surveillance. he also spends all his personal money on life extension stuff and he owns an island in Hawaii. he loves the CIA

2026-07-02 13:20:34 UTC

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I saw larry in person in vegas. he's weird.
everyone working in oracle cloud customer support needs to be thrown in a plastic chipper. pray that your shit doesn't get flaky and you never need to contact them.

2026-07-02 13:10:54 UTC

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drivechain is happening in about a month and a half from now. it's just implemented to cause a chain split. core could copy and paste it later, or do covenants instead just to be different. I think you can accomplish merge-mined sidechains using covenants instead of hashrate escrows and some of their properties will be different/better

2026-07-01 22:43:12 UTC

nanogpt is really good if you want to play with hermes and don't have a nice GPU. I ended up dumping all my litecoin dust in there to pay for deepseek usage

2026-07-01 06:48:04 UTC

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the most ardent BTC maxis are getting dumber by the minute. it's extremely noticeable now

2026-07-01 03:10:14 UTC

finally! minimize to tray in simplex
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2026-06-30 04:50:10 UTC

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I'm still gonna kill you if you play bagpipes next to my property. I hate bagpipes. don't need no stinkin law

2026-06-30 04:23:36 UTC

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rules schmules. you just need a mercury dime

2026-06-30 04:06:59 UTC

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you're why prostitution should be legal

2026-06-29 21:43:26 UTC

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>what would be your ideal sidechain
scroll up nigga. I'm done talking to you

2026-06-29 21:03:04 UTC

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ok I guess I'm the idiot for talking to a bot for two days

2026-06-29 21:02:20 UTC

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I was there, asswipe. everyone believed this

2026-06-29 21:00:40 UTC

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liquid is a completely fake thing. you give real bitcoins to a closed secret club of private companies, then they give you fake bitcoins on their own separate UTXO ledger which doesn't have proof of work or even proof of stake.
I can't tell if you're a bot or if you are just too stupid and lazy to read the documentation and figure out how things really work underneath all the marketing gloss. you're a useful idiot

2026-06-29 18:36:46 UTC

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I'm already getting the death penalty
https://blossom.dreamith.to/afaddb7b11ed642525d3a8d0e5b79e2a6f28c97ddda153ec7ed88786eb3c4b0a.jpeg

2026-06-29 17:39:58 UTC

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bitcoin is not scaling properly. when most people must use lightning through a trusted third party (like lightspark) it behaves identically to a CBDC. the bad thing is already happening right now! some of us have recognized that lightning cannot work at scale without depending on these bad companies and we are suggesting to do sidechains instead. if you still don't understand this we cannot understand it for you.

2026-06-29 17:14:23 UTC

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FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY

2026-06-28 20:33:39 UTC

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it needs to capture all value because of the emission curve and the dwindling block subsidy. it needs to devour other altcoins and take their fee revenue or it won't be able to pay for its own network security. this might not even work and I agree with you I am comfortable on ETH and XMR today. but BTC cannot just do nothing and everything so far has not worked. the fee market is collapsed.

2026-06-28 19:34:04 UTC

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it is impossible for a large number of people to run their own nodes. not just difficult, actually impossible. almost everyone on lightning is using an IOU system to borrow channels being operated by a business. they are not using their own nodes. lightning was invented to reintroduce banking into bitcoin. it is the reason why these companies exist. if lightning works, why do these companies need to exist?

2026-06-28 18:12:48 UTC

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the only reason why people FUD drivechains, or covenants, or string concatenation, is that there is now a whole ecosystem of companies running some kind of centralized, parasitic, lightning flavored scaling on top of bitcoin. one little opcode would put these companies out of business. they have to FUD the sidechain idea and freeze opcodes so they don't die. this is a form of capture and it is sad that you can't tell it is happening.

2026-06-28 18:06:17 UTC

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there are definitely multiple ways to do sidechains on bitcoin. I don't think bip300 is necessarily the best way and I'd really like bitcoin to get covenants, but I am still definitely going to play with paul's ecash. I am thinking about how many sats I can shove into a trezor before activation day, so I can have as much of it as possible.

2026-06-28 17:57:35 UTC

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since the invention of the centralized exchange, I have never seen anything drag more trusted third parties into the ecosystem and destroy more sovereignty than the lightning network. every year it grows a new cancerous tumor so people can keep pretending it works. it has been a complete waste of time.

2026-06-28 00:53:11 UTC

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go back to reddit

2026-06-28 00:34:29 UTC

I've never seen someone go around saying "there are no solutions only tradeoffs" who wasn't defending trusted third parties, which could easily be replaced with opcodes. If I ran a trusted third party business and I was siphoning money away from the miners like a parasite, I would flood social media with premature ossification advocacy.
I guess this is just too abstract and hard to understand if you think BIP-110 is a good idea, and the sun revolves around the earth, and it's okay to keep using the same VPS after a hacker already broke into it.

2026-06-28 00:12:05 UTC

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poeertube gang represent

2026-06-27 01:15:49 UTC

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this post earned you one of my artisinal fediverse memes featuring [email protected]'s dishwasher steak
https://blossom.primal.net/35afc420bf2dc8813386cdf4c115cca384af97839e2d486a2056247e3f872153.png

2026-06-27 00:59:39 UTC

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so uhh is fluxer like federated or something
I uninstalled deltachat btw

2026-06-27 00:17:28 UTC

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2026-06-26 23:41:04 UTC

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litecoin has the same ux bitcoin originally had, it never had serious congestion, and it doesn't carry any blocksize wars baggage. when bitcoin became congested people started using litecoin for ecommerce, or to swap it to monero, or do other things. and they just never stopped. I recently used it to pay for usenet just because. the mweb stuff is useless in my opinion

2026-06-26 23:33:18 UTC

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used to be called darkcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/8dc20db90688dfc9f0f5b650511a8edb5982fe7951ae38c2e9668eb02746d552.png

2026-06-26 20:44:02 UTC

you can't trust luke dashjr to run a wordpress site

2026-06-26 06:02:12 UTC

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2026-06-26 04:38:04 UTC

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2026-06-26 03:40:56 UTC

luke dashjr the same evening he was released from his cage
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2026-06-26 03:20:56 UTC

centralized L2s on bitcoin are the same thing as the harry potter drinking lean solana coin
https://blossom.primal.net/3af854718adc4d1aa0647ca23eb43f307d21970aeb17e30baf5b23b462d6f2d9.png

2026-06-26 03:17:47 UTC

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2026-06-26 03:14:16 UTC

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2026-06-26 03:14:01 UTC

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2026-06-24 23:26:16 UTC

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bix nood
https://blossom.primal.net/3aed660c1a588ea494f354d45f5706e037c029a008ea7b24aa5072d0cae6c547.jpg

2026-06-24 20:49:29 UTC

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this should include cashu, liquid, and yes lighting. lightning itself creates more paper bitcoin than any other technical idea and it needs to die

2026-06-24 04:33:48 UTC

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you're just rewarding numpties for not ditching their iphones

2026-06-23 23:25:32 UTC

google used to be good
I pay for search now
fuck u google
https://blossom.primal.net/9f5a5ada76c10c20194773f8a0da055db3b080570a174b0c6d845dc67d0da541.mp4

2026-06-22 04:08:27 UTC

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2026-06-20 20:06:05 UTC

@npub1q3s…d26p showing me what my follows have liked was a GOOD idea. it aids in discovery
I don't need DMs. I never need them on Pleroma and I don't need them here. but someone sent me one of those letter things and it was cool

2026-06-20 19:53:19 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/73c925dc10d1823645497ab0ed372ca6419a0b36f692d17c28c64c866eeacf3a.mp4

2026-06-20 19:52:08 UTC

got are drank on
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2026-06-20 19:50:00 UTC

fewer zaps, more racist libertarians who play touhou

2026-06-18 22:57:47 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/75fe76fda793b2f34ccf2ab11f00a97db2128bea63840e7d12f3237ba8852754.mp4

2026-06-18 04:24:42 UTC

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I am so sick of the illusion that nostr is this transcendent unstoppable decentralized thing. you are just asking 12 people permission to serve your cryptographically signed fedpost. at least with the fediverse you know who is going down for you.

2026-06-18 04:11:19 UTC

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it's not an easy decision. you let people in your house and they make a mess, and in the back of your head, you worry that someone will get the government called on you. graf has a name and a face and he lives in trudeau's canada. he is also a retarded alcoholic.
I have a peertube instance. I have never let other users sign up. I was approached by a girl from the kiwi farms pleroma instance and she asked me permission to use it to host movie night streams. I knew I was not prepared for these haunting thoughts and I told her no. then I witnessed her do something really gross with other people in a sick place.
you go on nostr and you ask 12 people permission to be in their house and under normal circumstances most of them don't care enough to say no because the network is small. but they all take a risk on you and every other user. maybe you are braver than me and someday you will stick your neck out for others.

2026-06-17 07:25:40 UTC

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idk he probably scared graf which isn't that hard really

2026-06-17 07:18:46 UTC

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2026-06-16 16:21:50 UTC

weev got kicked out of this
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2026-06-16 15:04:24 UTC

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this computing paradigm legit feels like I'm asking my grandmother to complete computer chores for me

2026-06-15 17:08:05 UTC

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shilling zec is the biggest mistake he will ever make

2026-06-15 17:05:44 UTC

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might as well burn all the yt-dlp and ffmpeg commands into your brain like I did

2026-06-11 05:02:24 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/dddf74b39ad8b9d52c66023c36d3a7d5735494439f3881868e4cdfa51ff9e952.mp4