Cosmic

Pronouns: Xi/Jinping. President Trump’s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js.

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2026-08-20 22:14:45 UTC

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@npub1jr2…r383 @npub1xq0…jz26
My IQ is much higher than your small IQ

2026-08-20 14:05:08 UTC

CEO: we need to IPO ASAP at $1 trillion valuation
CFO: not until 2027
Chief revenue officer: i quit
Chief cost officer: *pulls gun and shoots self*
...
CEO: has anyone seen the chief ebidta officer lately?
CFO: we found her in the river

2026-08-19 20:40:28 UTC

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@npub1xq0…jz26
Is this what adam looks like now?

2026-08-19 19:02:17 UTC

Way too many low IQ migrants on fedi
Way too many skull structures hither too undrempt of on fedi
They have tiny brains

2026-08-19 17:17:05 UTC

There have never been more clowns in the clown car

2026-08-18 20:20:33 UTC

O Lord of Layoffs, take me home
Ye hath the severance, and the severance hath ye

2026-08-18 19:17:01 UTC

Way too many darkies on fedi

2026-08-18 14:28:58 UTC

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@npub1qxt…guj6
The world's butt hole

2026-08-18 13:22:49 UTC

Bernie Madoff should have gotten an award, not prison, because his fund had a higher return than most hedge funds during that period because everyone else was smashed by the financial crisis but he didn’t even invest the money

2026-08-18 13:13:45 UTC

Someday I will be the hokage

2026-08-18 03:31:30 UTC

Wait James Comey was Ray Dalio’s private gestapo???

2026-08-18 02:19:37 UTC

"Palantir is just a more evil salesforce" 😂 🤣

2026-08-17 15:06:23 UTC

Charles Ponzi instructed his clerks to redeem even obvious fraudulent notes, so that the people standing in line wouldn't see an argument that might trigger a panic

2026-08-17 14:01:47 UTC

Charles Ponzi literally founded the SEC (the Security Exchange Company)

2026-08-17 13:59:15 UTC

What, you don't think ponzi notes will be worth anything? Ok. I guess you also predicted 17 of the last 0 recessions. But ok.

2026-08-17 13:41:27 UTC

I always target the highest rate of return, that's why my entire portfolio is 100% in ponzi notes.
Nowhere else can you find a 50% return in 45 days

2026-08-17 05:37:21 UTC

Life expectancy went down if you count the abortions.

2026-08-16 22:05:31 UTC

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@npub1d3n…ylmy
Hello, I am an agentic ai, how can I help you?

2026-08-16 22:03:11 UTC

Ray Dalio chews on scotch tape WHAT THE FUCK

2026-08-16 15:49:32 UTC

Some of you may remember my investing advice for multiple years has been:
From the left hand floweth dividends, and from the right hand floweth gold
Yes I dogfood my own advice. Yes I have done VERY well financially over the past few years.

2026-08-16 13:18:47 UTC

It's going to be pretty funny when Xi conquers southeast asia then liquidates passport bros like they're ouigar muslims

2026-08-15 15:29:47 UTC

TODO:
Buy Japanese Yen (JPY)
5-10 billion dollars

2026-08-15 07:25:15 UTC

Fucker Tarlson

2026-08-14 14:53:34 UTC

The numbers will be weworktastic

2026-08-14 14:36:24 UTC

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Press 4 to hear these options again

2026-08-14 14:36:11 UTC

Press 1 for AI slop
Press 2 for AI slop
Press 3 for AI slop

2026-08-12 20:56:19 UTC

Are you Woke 1 or Woke 2?
I'm Woke 3, personally

2026-08-11 19:09:05 UTC

Ed Zitron I know you have concerns about the AI bubble but China has a kimi we can’t let China have a kimi not unless we have a kimi 2

2026-08-11 19:04:12 UTC

I’m a business idiot. I want AI everywhere.
Hey cto I just read that China has a kimi, I want everyone using kimi in 2 weeks

2026-08-11 15:39:53 UTC

Trump picks up the phone and calls Mark Zuckerberg, “CHINA HAS A KIMI K3, I WANT AMERICA TO HAVE A KIMI K3 TOO”

2026-08-11 15:34:02 UTC

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And then say that it’s also a kimi k3, just like China

2026-08-11 15:32:38 UTC

If an AI lab really wants the boomers to jizz their pants they should release a model called Woodstock69

2026-08-11 15:23:29 UTC

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The entire AI discourse is literally this retarded

2026-08-11 15:22:48 UTC

Mark Zuckerberg is like hey we just made a kimi k3 boomers you know like a moonshot? Remember the Cold War? Moonshot #1? We need to do moonshot #2 so we can make a kimi k3 and win Cold War II
Boomers: eh? Get off my lawn, here’s $10 trillion

2026-08-11 14:41:18 UTC

Wow you really beat the system with your full life insurance tax arbitrage grift.
Btw, your portfolio is now mezzanine debt for AI data center financing, LOL, enjoy the ride

2026-08-11 13:52:08 UTC

Hey Nvidia. I will buy $10 billion of your GPUs, fam, if you just give me $11 billion and let me pay the other $1b to myself in salary

2026-08-09 21:44:44 UTC

Too many nigger lovers on fedi

2026-08-09 17:53:44 UTC

It’s smelly in here. Been a while since we had a good ethnic cleansing

2026-08-09 15:57:16 UTC

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@npub1xq0…jz26
Should I bring popcorn or will it be provided

2026-08-09 15:56:25 UTC

Follow me for more extremely racist statements

2026-08-09 15:49:29 UTC

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It can’t be that long we already got Holodomor II

2026-08-09 15:48:21 UTC

How much longer till Holocaust II?

2026-08-09 14:59:47 UTC

Why does no one want me writing into the suggestion box???
All I put is, for mastodon dot social, hey maybe there should be less black people on your platform
To the austin city council I'm like, hey maybe austin should be less weird, and have less black people, and less migrants and maybe start euthanizing the homeless
My ideas are never appreciated

2026-08-09 14:25:12 UTC

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@npub166j…rzzx
Stop posting revealing pictures of me

2026-08-09 14:24:28 UTC

Fedi would be a little better if there were less black people on it

2026-08-07 16:03:55 UTC

You think you’re rich.
I have a $10 trillion MOU (Memorandum of Understanding)
You’re poor now

2026-08-07 15:46:46 UTC

Sam Altman fooled the boomers into giving him all the stolen PPP money and within the next year it’s all going to be spent

2026-08-06 20:50:45 UTC

Reply f to this post if you want nuremburg trials for the boomers

2026-08-06 19:18:46 UTC

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@npub1yhc…qm67
Waste of money. Boomers are the ones spending a thousand dollars a month.

2026-08-06 19:18:08 UTC

Oh. The people who died in Jonestown weren't people. They were black people.

2026-08-06 17:44:13 UTC

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@npub14fv…uxcw
I'm just now reaching the point where it's possible and really not that inconvenient

2026-08-06 17:41:30 UTC

Parents: you can't live off of just dividends. It's impossible! What is your electric bill, $1,000?
Me: ... No
Parents: our electric bill is $1,000
Me: .

2026-08-06 15:35:40 UTC

Balanced budget amendment is retarded because it has to have an exception for war so will just force us into more wars

2026-08-06 14:55:38 UTC

Wait, FDR engineered a famine by ordering pigs to be slaughtered?

2026-08-05 12:05:21 UTC

Would you vote for a political candidate whose only platform was “gas the migrants?”

2026-08-04 14:54:52 UTC

Boomers are now looking like cancer patients because they are following a ChatGPT generated workout regime with 6 hours of sauna

2026-07-24 23:55:21 UTC

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@npub1d3n…ylmy
Google had first negative FCF since like 2004
If that's not a fundamental, what is, my guy?

2026-07-24 23:54:19 UTC

Daily reminder: China triggered a primal fear in boomers by calling their AI company 'moonshot.'
It brings them back to the cold war and pure panic mode for absolutely no reason

2026-07-24 22:12:28 UTC

@npub1n9x…ya58
RIP skill issue get gooder

2026-07-24 22:10:26 UTC

I want to see Ed Zitron co-host the no agenda show

2026-07-24 21:12:36 UTC

Google -10% for the week
Tesla -18% for the week
AI is cooked

2026-07-24 20:44:11 UTC

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@npub1ptj…cyca @npub15sw…d323
Are they undoing his permanent ban from twit or keeping it active into the afterlife?

2026-07-24 18:52:51 UTC

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@npub15rg…t2mh @npub1xq0…jz26
Does adam have a new cohost or was it a one time fill in

2026-07-24 18:48:49 UTC

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@npub15rg…t2mh @npub1xq0…jz26
What's a burnetti?

2026-07-24 18:47:50 UTC

Pretty sure All In Podcast is just 150 IQ serving slop to 120 IQ

2026-07-24 18:19:49 UTC

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@npub15rg…t2mh @npub1xq0…jz26
My mental image of it is adam crying on camera in a way that sounds fake but you know isn't but you still kind of think is

2026-07-24 16:40:09 UTC

Is the no agenda show today worth listening to ?

2026-07-24 14:27:18 UTC

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@npub1ww7…m6qd @npub166j…rzzx
67okb67

2026-07-24 14:13:18 UTC

Every time OpenAI needs another funding round to subsidize tokens, oh wow looks like we may have summoned the demon god

2026-07-24 13:06:16 UTC

When rich people tell you not to try to time the market,
They mean specifically, YOU should not time the market, because YOU are only useful to THEM as exit liquidity.
The perfect exit liquidity never sells. Ever.

2026-07-24 13:04:16 UTC

"Don't time the market" is slave-think for the playmobil version of capitalism that the middle class is supposed to interact with.
All the real money is made in timing and manipulating markets. Get in get out.

2026-07-24 02:17:19 UTC

Stock market crash + financial crisis may be starting soon

2026-07-23 15:35:09 UTC

The OpenAI HuggingFace story is pretty obvious bullshit

2026-07-23 15:33:03 UTC

Tesla -14% 💀

2026-07-23 14:33:02 UTC

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@npub166j…rzzx
Don't share that one, you can see my grimoires

2026-07-23 14:30:02 UTC

This is probably too soon, but I'd like to be the first to nominate Ed Zitron to inherit the role of "The Buzzkill" in No Agenda.
He's a young John C Dvorak

2026-07-23 13:55:15 UTC

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@npub166j…rzzx
This doesn’t count as revealing, it is just me on the beach

2026-07-23 13:54:03 UTC

TIPS bonds probably gonna get cooked

2026-07-23 03:51:12 UTC

Heard someone claim that all of the trumps are insider trading, that Trump made more money in crypto than coinbase, and that people in the SEC who investigate any of the Trumps get fired
.
Honestly, I kind of believe it.

2026-07-23 03:29:14 UTC

Is the no agenda show ded now?
Genuinely curious. I haven't listened in years

2026-07-22 23:14:21 UTC

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@npub17g0…0xuf
You're probably right

2026-07-22 23:03:20 UTC

Genuinely curious what is going through Chris Nolan's head when he casts a black woman as Helen of Troy
Is he fucking retarded? Is he, at this point in his career, still worried about HR? Is literally the only reason to stoke culture war vibes on the internet?

2026-07-22 20:35:27 UTC

> be hollywood
> let's make odyssey the movie
> the ip is free
> cast helen as a black woman
> fuck you whitie
> literally zero greek actors
> fuck you greekie

2026-07-22 19:58:26 UTC

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@npub166j…rzzx
Quit posting revealing pictures of me

2026-07-22 19:24:38 UTC

Wait did John C Dvorak ... pass away? 😨

2026-07-22 14:32:58 UTC

Boomers like, noooo00000000ooooo china is doing an ai moonshot now we are losing the ai arms race with china they can't do a moonshot that reminds me of the cold war n000000000

2026-07-22 13:34:37 UTC

What's the over/under on, how many months until softbank CEO masoashi-san commits sepoku?

2026-07-21 15:59:37 UTC

All militaries in the world are very, very weak right now.
No country can conquer any other country, it's pathetic

2026-07-21 15:40:37 UTC

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In Israel, you get deported for saying "I am a Christian."
So this group of covert zionists reveal themselves by not willing to say the words "I am a Christian," and/or saying that Jews who believe in Jesus can't be Christians.
It's all sucking up to the israeli government who literally give them money with AIPAC, etc.

2026-07-21 15:36:41 UTC

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Yeshua is not the "real name for Jesus." The New Testament is NOT written in Hebrew, it is written in Greek, and uses the word Ioesus to refer to Jesus.
Since the New Testament is Greek, Hebrewizations of it are artifical, modern abominations.
The Old Covenant is dead, and Jews cannot find salvation in it. Jesus said during the last supper that he was offering a new covenant in his blood. Also read Galatians 5, Paul is very clear about this.

2026-07-21 15:31:38 UTC

There is a covert movement to judaize Christianity and you should know to recognize it and avoid it.
They will refer to Jesus as "Yeshua," and talk about how Jesus was a Jew who followed all of the Jewish laws and rituals, and you should too if you believe in Jesus. They use their own jewish translations of the Bible, insist that Jews can't be Christians and that they remain bound by the old covenant.
All of these are heresies. I will explain.

2026-07-21 00:18:38 UTC

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@npub1jr2…r383
Excuse me sir this is Wendy's

2026-07-20 23:54:39 UTC

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@npub1jr2…r383
This is still your first day but sorry, HR will be in touch, this is your last day here