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I believe that they can tell by the small disruptions (noise) in the AC sine wave going to the house. Each electrical device generates a unique noise signature. There are devices that smooth and remove noise in AC lines. I would imagine you could install one of those devices on the neutral line heading back to the transformer, so the power company would get no data from your house. I'm sure some electrical engineer has come up with a solution that doesn't burn down your house.

2026-04-02 13:47:15 UTC

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My favorite part was when Kappernick was big mad about slavery that ended over a century ago but was funded by a country that has literal slavery.

2026-03-27 12:15:30 UTC

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I worked third shift in the military. The shift wasn't so bad. What drove me insane was that they would schedule me for appointments at like 2pm because medical and personnel don't have a third shift.

2026-03-26 16:02:34 UTC

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2026-03-26 12:03:43 UTC

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https://youtu.be/ElcvoKMAQeQ

2026-03-20 11:31:49 UTC

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They had him on The Unsubscribe Podcast. The man is an absolute treasure.

2026-03-17 23:21:51 UTC

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2026-03-16 18:51:35 UTC

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I knew their ticket was punched when Google started "micro-trenching" cable.

2026-03-01 02:14:45 UTC

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2026-02-03 12:29:44 UTC

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"Sir I can't understand what you are saying, it sounds like you have trillion dollar dick stuck in your mouth."

2026-01-28 21:07:55 UTC

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2026-01-14 21:48:20 UTC

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20 bucks says she dumped Weight Watchers because she is now invested in big pharma fatty meds. Gotta bump up that stock.

2026-01-12 18:15:44 UTC

Dynamic pricing is going to be the end of capitalism
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g0wdRchWIEw&si=fVHY5l0Ln-NHySxJ

2026-01-02 20:28:26 UTC

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"We will also need notarized butt hole to complete the loan application..."

2025-12-29 03:30:23 UTC

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"Sir, please avoid small aircraft, paddle boards and hot tubs."

2025-12-26 23:57:51 UTC

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Never forget
https://youtube.com/shorts/BZEB1rbm4q4?si=vhxy_5oe6F64UyOP

2025-12-20 20:08:31 UTC

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"We call this piece 'Woodchipper Material'"

2025-12-18 20:38:15 UTC

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2025-12-12 03:50:44 UTC

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2025-12-09 17:17:11 UTC

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2025-11-21 13:09:46 UTC

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I wonder if getting cucked by the internet played a part in his mental decline....

2025-11-21 03:19:04 UTC

Films Used to Be Fun. Now They're Homework. https://youtube.com/watch?v=MJcf6c2rOdY&si=iBunFAe5doW7F6MP

2025-11-15 23:50:08 UTC

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Airman here. We have plenty of air superiority. If we unleashed a fraction of our air assets on the enemy, they would cease to exist. The problem is that winning isn't profitable for the war pigs.

2025-11-09 00:08:08 UTC

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2025-11-07 01:48:31 UTC

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2025-11-04 23:09:23 UTC

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It brings me joy to see Dick Cheney's legacy crumble.

2025-10-29 13:01:22 UTC

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**Unzips Pants**
**Screams because dong caught in cooling fan**

2025-10-26 14:06:44 UTC

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It's sad to watch USAA become absolute trash.

2025-10-07 13:28:37 UTC

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Since everything rots away except the dinosaur bone. It's entirely possible those excavated dinosaurs were wearing tuxedos and top hats when they died.

2025-09-24 16:23:59 UTC

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Dean Venture wore it better.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/260/197/254/264/102/original/9e5e08868d3e5b3f.jpg

2025-09-17 23:44:57 UTC

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Nexstar owns 16 ABC affiliates out of 244. That translates to about 6%. Not a death blow but enough to make some execs at ABC very unhappy. This should at least speed up Kimmel's late night downfall.

2025-09-15 14:04:21 UTC

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"Where are the bodies Garth?"

2025-09-15 13:33:59 UTC

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If Al is a voice of reason, we are truly fucked.

2025-09-08 22:49:43 UTC

Never forget what they did to us.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/171/117/091/350/302/original/2de9d777db8b1108.webp

2025-09-08 10:45:06 UTC

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2025-09-08 02:03:00 UTC

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2025-09-03 10:53:22 UTC

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2025-08-31 13:12:38 UTC

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Yet they keep handing the author money in the form of books, TV, movies, and merch. Peak stupidity.

2025-08-31 02:40:42 UTC

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Sounds kinda like a gay club. No judgement. You do what makes you happy.

2025-08-21 15:23:50 UTC

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2025-08-20 12:47:53 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/061/166/393/688/422/original/6099157263050bdc.mp4

2025-08-19 02:13:29 UTC

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250 to 350

2025-08-16 05:58:51 UTC

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One person in this picture dines on Hillary's sloppy seconds.

2025-08-15 05:57:12 UTC

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What I find interesting is they wouldn't be used as a way to destroy documents in a non hostile environment like the FBI office.

2025-08-15 05:52:32 UTC

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I remember getting training on them in the service. They called them stomp bags. They are used in war zones and areas where there is concern of being taken over by hostile forces. If your secured location was going to be taken by the enemy, you would put the documents in the bag, seal the bag and stomp on them. Inside the bags was a glass vial filled with a chemical that would combust when the vial was broken.

2025-08-13 21:41:17 UTC

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Proof that public school has failed. Thankfully, he knows about mitocondria and Shakespeare.

2025-08-12 18:37:33 UTC

I know everyone says that Colbert's show got cancelled because the USAID money went away. I disagree.
I believe that the NBC executives viewed his 40 million dollar yearly loss as a investment to prevent the Orange Man from taking office. Once Trump won, it made it painfully clear that Colbert and his peers failed and were no longer worth the loss.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/017/241/187/787/893/original/798f4e5dc90582ef.webp

2025-08-12 01:41:24 UTC

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Get wildly drunk, roll her around in flour, find the wet spot, enjoy.
Maybe don't tell your friends.

2025-08-11 23:49:17 UTC

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2025-08-10 22:34:57 UTC

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"I can't take this shit anymore."
**Loads up the shot bong**

2025-08-09 20:18:09 UTC

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I had to cancel my Verizon "5G" home internet. I had full signal. I live a block away from the tower. At peak hours, it would drop to less than 1 Mbps. The idiots at Verizon sent me three wifi repeaters to fix the problem. Fucking retards.

2025-08-09 19:10:15 UTC

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2025-08-09 16:30:11 UTC

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2025-08-06 02:27:07 UTC

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If only you could use drug money to purchase food...

2025-07-31 04:16:16 UTC

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**Sighs and rolls eyes**
**Shoves hand down pants**
Here we go again.

2025-07-30 06:44:54 UTC

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I don't know about Mac. I just got done using Windows and Rufus to create a bootable Linux USB drive.

2025-07-26 17:41:27 UTC

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Letters need to cost 10 bucks to send. Problem solved.

2025-07-19 03:30:41 UTC

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I want the chain of custody documents. That way we can punish those who covered up this case. We cannot have a justice system without trust in those who enforce the laws.

2025-07-18 22:31:27 UTC

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2025-07-18 22:13:59 UTC

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These terrorists are about to learn about Florida Man...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/876/536/425/665/613/original/b9e6d59be55e9330.mp4

2025-07-17 23:27:22 UTC

Disney, for the love of God, don't fuck this up.
https://youtu.be/KhxQsKK7avQ

2025-07-14 23:05:33 UTC

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My favorite phrase is detox. Whenever somebody says detox, I reply with, What toxins are being removed? Heavy metals, pesticides, carcinogenics? Generally, I'm met with a blank stare.

2025-07-13 18:19:06 UTC

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2025-07-10 16:53:11 UTC

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How good is the Iceblock app if it is nothing but false positives....

2025-07-10 16:50:08 UTC

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Dude looked like he wasn't sure if wanted to run away or murder her.

2025-07-07 16:08:39 UTC

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2025-07-01 01:44:40 UTC

If you're going to invade Earth, don't start with Florida.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/775/440/926/754/817/original/de7ae816eae6b242.mp4

2025-06-25 02:58:58 UTC

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2025-06-25 02:55:50 UTC

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2025-03-07 04:49:38 UTC

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2025-03-05 18:04:45 UTC

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https://youtu.be/AidAXgq9dWc?si=_KHnkZin-n-A3a8p

2025-03-04 03:45:59 UTC

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The equipment is insured. I'll play hero when he sets his sights on living things.

2025-03-02 03:55:01 UTC

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Pro tip: Keep a round in your pocket. Just in case you get over run. It will be much better than being captured.

2025-02-28 07:36:12 UTC

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2025-02-26 21:05:36 UTC

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2025-02-26 01:27:23 UTC

Anybody want to go see this guy live? I'd go just to see the creatures in the audience. 🤣
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2025-02-24 04:48:02 UTC

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Chicken tendies is how you get them drop dem panties.

2025-02-24 04:44:20 UTC

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Our Robocop Remake - Scene 27
https://vimeo.com/86014703

2025-02-24 04:20:44 UTC

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I like the theory that he is on the Epstein/Diddy list and his crazy posts are a way to plea insanity if he gets taken to court.

2025-02-22 22:47:10 UTC

I can understand the pushback on cutting govt programs (I'm not sayimg they are right, just understandable) but there is absolutely no excuse for this lack of accountability.
THIS IS STANDARD BUSINESS PRACTICE!
"all grantees must provide receipts for every purchase BEFORE funding is released."
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2025-02-22 04:55:26 UTC

This L.A. mayor video is a conspiracy theorist's wet dream.
https://youtu.be/tNAjUvYN-qM?si=qbIE-Zubs66JEkDQ

2025-02-18 21:00:27 UTC

When I was in the military. I was told that if I had a second income (side business, lotto winnings, etc) that exceeded my pay, the military would discharge me for conflict of interests. Why doesn't this apply to all govt employees?

2025-02-17 06:09:09 UTC

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2025-02-17 06:04:23 UTC

There are more Royal Navy Admirals than Royal Navy ships. This is a very interesting look into the current state of the England's Navy.
https://youtu.be/po9duwvipB0?si=syVK6tYe2onHUBzI

2025-02-15 04:41:57 UTC

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Fang Fang love you long time.

2025-02-14 19:06:01 UTC

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2025-02-14 03:31:48 UTC

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Some of the Army guys thought it would be cool to strap those to the grill of their Humvees. EOD had to explain to them how claymores also send the blast backwards, you know towards the passenger compartment...

2025-02-13 05:00:37 UTC

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https://youtu.be/gQIOKFtN7rw?si=ndG36_w9FAlAROfm

2025-01-28 21:51:39 UTC

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I figured he would have gone after the wife's questionable gender?

2025-01-28 21:50:15 UTC

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I keep this cover in constant rotation in my workout mix.
https://youtu.be/RO5M3KJs7qQ?si=WOngS8OoXlGAS6lb

2025-01-27 15:11:59 UTC

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I'm in Florida. All Gore said there would be fish flopping around in the street. Still haven't seen any street fish...