Noshole

In such an advanced technological age, how are ambulance chasers still filming commercials that look like they’re from the 80s (wardrobe and hairstyles included)? They’re also always using the most ridiculous special effects like walking through pixelated flames and putting their sunglasses on or dramatically smashing something unrealistic? Like chill, you just sit in a cubical and do paperwork all day.

2026-05-17 23:24:05 UTC

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Puzzles offered to take me if it gets worse 🫂

2026-05-17 22:50:53 UTC

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You think? Just for a bad head bump. I’m scared they’re gonna try to take my blood or give me an IV (gnarly needle phobia)

2026-05-17 22:50:17 UTC

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Omgosh so great and lively. Something happened with our stream, but puzz is fixing it now

2026-05-17 22:49:37 UTC

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Omgosh I can’t wait. Plus, I want them to see the world 🥰

2026-05-17 22:43:43 UTC

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Yes. I have instructed them to go to you next 🤭

2026-05-17 22:43:24 UTC

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Looks like it!

2026-05-17 22:30:35 UTC

Earlier today, I hit my head with the sharp corner of a cabinet door pretty hard. It hurt in the moment, but now (hours later), I have a large bump, killer headache, and just feel a little groggy. All I really know to do it ice pack🤷‍♀️🤕

2026-05-17 22:17:43 UTC

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Yayyy pretty hand

2026-05-17 22:09:38 UTC

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She looks so comfy and healthy. What is she complaining about?😂

2026-05-17 22:08:30 UTC

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One of these days, I’m gonna get one when they both shit at the same time 😂

2026-05-17 22:07:18 UTC

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They’re pretty consistent with it, that would probably work😂

2026-05-17 22:04:15 UTC

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They shit A LOT.

2026-05-17 22:03:38 UTC

I asked the babies what they thought about all this disagreement on nostr and this is what they said.
https://video.nostr.build/60fe23cefc7e81e89430844d0e018a2e2f6c086295eda7b6bb4d0ead7a03ae92.mov

2026-05-17 22:02:11 UTC

https://video.nostr.build/9e48500b9b0e88cc6984f853f95a3967fd581e7dc3f441b4ccdd2676fd7bf17d.mov

2026-05-17 20:54:26 UTC

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Become the shithawk you were destined to be😂

2026-05-17 20:53:35 UTC

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I’m thinking it makes more sense to zap with Claude tokens given today’s current ecosystem 🤭

2026-05-17 20:45:10 UTC

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Ooo I thought all clients had that (damus has had it since I started nostr). Enjoy! It’s one of my favorite features

2026-05-17 20:43:56 UTC

Butter carcass for the husband
https://image.nostr.build/f76da642ae68b156977dd3f3dab76c319137a99352c8928e76159bf3fd3a1a55.jpg

2026-05-17 20:43:09 UTC

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🫡

2026-05-17 20:42:58 UTC

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😂😂

2026-05-17 20:42:40 UTC

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It’s not lost on me (how lucky I am)🥹🥰

2026-05-17 19:49:11 UTC

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Omg bahaha

2026-05-17 19:31:07 UTC

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More like “is this what you want???” Because yes. I wanted it

2026-05-17 19:30:07 UTC

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Omg that’s hilarious

2026-05-17 18:16:58 UTC

This is my dog Stella and this is the hummingbird nest on our patio. Once a week, my husband goes out there to brush down Stella so she doesn’t shed in the house. That’s what is insulating the inside of the nest. My dog’s hair🥰
https://image.nostr.build/cd1e994714432eddeaa8ef416de5b54137fefb3b9b5c945e429c85f870957a07.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a1615dd912af9cdfca27ef2db8001863eac7736ef05ebce1b79156fb071fa841.jpg

2026-05-17 18:04:55 UTC

Very exciting times as one of the babies has slightly opened his/her eye one day early 👏
https://image.nostr.build/154340a3a7f0457502cf5a98e781f361e810c1b224bbd2bd4a42e0cb5bea05dc.jpg

2026-05-17 17:54:11 UTC

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No no. They’re birds. They don’t even use money. They just want MOAR VOMIT

2026-05-17 17:53:32 UTC

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😂sounds like my dad

2026-05-17 17:44:27 UTC

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Shit would be hilarious

2026-05-17 17:44:12 UTC

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Your accent is annoying