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Last Notes

2026-04-29 18:42:33 CEST

Maneiro esse jogo do PSG com o Bayern. https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/291cb7432a26b7061b3d99d9b6b17fc7d504a7ae81b36ece0a2e002fa7691b52.jpg

2026-04-24 04:38:56 CEST

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PARTE 6: https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/90b7c4cf3e24db95e0e87014073fb515295f7ebf0e47bcd74e0bdfb4946df3cb.mp4

2026-04-23 20:20:54 CEST

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PARTE 5:
https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/5e02640368443969a4563828ea8366e2d4b81f746fb288945fff05dbee4f463e.mp4

2026-04-23 16:20:48 CEST

O que vocês preferem? Huahuahuahua https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/21d0cf1c56d52359e0ef4b8cb6e30a18d6e54f054b2ae810037d09d69371d43e.jpg

2026-04-22 15:55:18 CEST

A melhor pra mim tá sendo essa aqui.
PARTE 1:
https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/0ccba1a74528c2c777e750af2980ef1d7800fe5a97f6a7449d21dff6f00999c9.mp4
PARTE 2:
https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/bcb8885418fd9cbb6a2cab64431559ab5b3dfa7f0f2a2370d96f80a63d5163fd.mp4
PARTE 3:
https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/2fdae41eb71085963922e53f2cd9cb7950b1d1e91a532c40868ea5e4fe2f29f9.mp4
PARTE 4:
https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/dd1fb47bba272c5897936a45fdd4f034402552660c14a17b92cecf1a7388f5de.mp4
#nevent1q…v2fy

2026-04-20 23:21:46 CEST

Esse é o dono do morro ou é o morro? 🤔 https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/ba4dd438477ba819f2bd345dacd3d6683026dd885d25118029cd71856f8edadf.jpg

2026-04-16 15:14:50 CEST

O cara entrou pra tomar uma água saiu com 8 anos de parcela força guerreiro. https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/436959c2a9ceb6a8a3f0e83b3eeeff326c45571c8a35545bc27086bb16009104.jpg

2026-04-12 16:08:24 CEST

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Mostrei e ela morreu de rir. Huahuahuahua

2026-04-12 04:30:00 CEST

Qualquer coisa é melhor que rede esgoto.
https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/b8729952b7f9bc6e9995fc41576f23677e096ab25d0dcbf6df1ccb9713aa91c3.jpg

2026-04-12 04:17:43 CEST

Nego zoa flamenguista. https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/e248725351d399c45719ff6e9af4ad6eac4eb655d654c6df8b6de4ab6579c1f4.mp4

2026-04-06 03:02:07 CEST

Como o Ancap mais fraco trata o funça. https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/3f2ca4dc3a928f8505c640215613d761657c830f24ba81e36db47caccaffb16d.mp4

2026-04-06 00:15:55 CEST

https://npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx.blossom.band/4dad007704646ae7a463d29e54da1f76828dd9ff0a7461ea9705278f32dcc474.jpg

2026-04-03 20:57:27 CEST

Esse sorvete tá diferente. https://image.nostr.build/ce1852686c3a20562d652a6a2ea2fed7b6e6cf192c74d511d0cd885de6da7913.jpg

2026-04-03 18:21:17 CEST

Na mesma semana que o presidente da comissão da mulher (Erika Hilton) falou que menstruação não define uma mulher, a galera está espumando de raiva porque o Neymar disse ontem que o árbitro acordou de Chico. Huahuahuahua https://video.nostr.build/e4aaf6e0a2ae7c7b7e99447452b031849ce33152e9c7fad688d59d0119b34c7c.mp4

2026-04-02 04:25:54 CEST

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2026-04-01 04:46:33 CEST

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2026-03-30 17:34:37 CEST

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2026-03-25 17:14:28 CET

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2026-03-25 17:13:58 CET

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Indiferença também vai ser crime. https://image.nostr.build/1d5330b0037080c874548c921bfb91caa7f0cb5f4324d8592a78c33530e0622d.jpg

2026-03-25 12:31:30 CET

Caralho! Não pode nem dizer que a mulher tá de TPM. https://video.nostr.build/3da3a89a86f1fad5bb33b399092da3af2a0286bd67378fa3db3aea217f044189.mp4

2026-03-25 03:16:35 CET

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2026-03-24 14:54:46 CET

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2026-03-22 23:58:21 CET

Será proibido ser homem. https://image.nostr.build/ed3a3f3c02f5a5b7c55940a38c007b9127b03142d7b87ef9f2dfa6ed9ca84911.jpg

2026-03-21 02:25:58 CET

Deu uma passada no inferno
Espancou o Satanás
E agora está ao lado de Papai do Céu 🙏 https://image.nostr.build/95c2d963c2debf74ebba2937a5123eef06088fe7e5fd9ede7d02ea6400648a31.jpg

2026-03-18 21:47:31 CET

Mulher se recusou a depilar um saco: PRECONCEITO. https://video.nostr.build/c4119abbb355fb7769305840c83c544bb0ba2c3abe0ef566ab1a22736c3494bf.mp4

2026-03-16 13:29:55 CET

Olha o que ele ganhou. https://image.nostr.build/7630b15e892656d61d5a3ba0f148ca146b39577038a89da296dbf31ca1d19a4b.jpg

2026-03-16 13:29:19 CET

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Dizem que é de malhação.

2026-03-13 21:38:48 CET

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2026-03-12 19:52:25 CET

Salva essa imagem e mostra pra mina quando ela for pegar alguma coisa no frigobar
De nada https://image.nostr.build/1e30efe49bfc7f6204b852874246bda6b71bb99c45b34b758c870a269df3457c.jpg

2026-03-09 21:30:10 CET

Brutal https://image.nostr.build/f3e59d5eac0b0ef602805dc60da2cd46ad7a42289d70f8bebfbd82a4715fe1b3.jpg

2026-03-08 16:54:45 CET

Briga feia. https://image.nostr.build/90e23079c033c35677537b855e663993d8e69249122e345a4fec1866d248fdd7.jpg

2026-03-08 15:31:37 CET

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2026-03-08 03:14:35 CET

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2026-03-07 18:13:06 CET

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2026-03-07 16:43:09 CET

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2026-03-07 16:34:19 CET

Sobra nada pro Xandão. https://image.nostr.build/3badca84fb6cbc0cf554c89ef06f2ea16e74634f49bafb63ecf0c6bb1de4d57f.jpg

2026-03-06 20:01:29 CET

Estão usando o Reclame Aqui errado. https://image.nostr.build/44e2dc9562d586865cadb5d85b56dc5884d59e8f94e8c03aabafc7b94c9482cd.jpg

2026-03-02 14:18:36 CET

Não sobra nada pra eles. https://image.nostr.build/bb26929d00b283331d095acf3ca855ee912d13e164a44daa020d238d704d9439.jpg

2026-02-28 01:10:15 CET

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Diz a pessoa que é pior que eu. Huahuahuahua

2026-02-27 22:45:31 CET

Velha safada! https://video.nostr.build/54981344298a78bbeb796ddf18b74c44816093f9b09c60d43b8a58f129fa949d.mp4

2026-02-25 13:11:35 CET

Pra alegrar o seu dia. https://video.nostr.build/b497e2ce1ebdfd3d2b9552d743dbe186cc4684113d312c4f5cd088dc27e0afeb.mp4

2026-02-24 11:39:04 CET

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Malhação

2026-02-24 01:41:58 CET

Tentaram criar um vilão, criaram um herói. 💪🏻 https://video.nostr.build/ee66c79bb551f157bf07854b839e80f422e790f87e19183ec1f120953d51db23.mp4

2026-02-23 16:58:44 CET

O PIX revolucionou a forma de pagamento. https://image.nostr.build/506ad1b478a8340637d02170bac1a18692bff3cdcaac684d42637ef18c258e85.jpg

2026-02-21 20:47:05 CET

Se tá difícil pra você, imagina pra ele. Huahuahuahua https://video.nostr.build/282d8a4740ef67f7d409152b5942086c9f738f9819ec731dcc414900db3fcd59.mp4

2026-02-19 00:57:22 CET

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Quer ser engraçada pra compensar. Huahuahuahua

2026-02-18 03:02:21 CET

https://video.nostr.build/9153e8595b69d0a88bfa16868852f187623fd5f63ab50cae05a4ccadfae84fce.mp4

2026-02-15 20:49:53 CET

Não sobre nada pro trabalhador honesto. https://video.nostr.build/edd9f037f02436be4aee200ca61332b735850b112cb460c404b796ed6bc56a6e.mp4

2025-10-28 21:38:52 CET

🙌🏻
https://video.nostr.build/c822c631fc5504ef8d317b0d983063670971aec981d89da0da638311657b9b0b.mp4

2025-10-28 21:37:03 CET

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Em São Paulo? Nem fudendo.

2025-10-21 01:27:30 CEST

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2025-09-22 21:34:09 CEST

Vocês conhecem a lei BUCETITSKY?
É quando a muié que foi sancionada por causa do cônjuge se nega a dar a perseguida pro marido por vingança.

2025-09-22 20:41:25 CEST

⚠️ EXCLUSIVO: Ministro tentou invadir a embaixada americana para defender a honra da sua esposa e o clima esquentou. Em breve mais detalhes. https://video.nostr.build/0db9170a8ffb7c70b5ec5a2f44b16ac1628be1763f183b2454085ff0d97e072e.mp4

2025-09-19 22:29:39 CEST

Bicho é um filho da puta, ladrão de órgãos, mas mostrou ser leal a quem trabalha com ele. https://video.nostr.build/cb9075dbd1c1168329f9ec2cf3ced46c998a057a2371f869a09b05822f3f7b02.mp4

2025-08-31 12:15:10 CEST

Finalmente https://video.nostr.build/5d5e47aa9fdbd2eee17dc9211578ff19de4f671962f6e871f5acccd5cb43234b.mp4

2025-08-25 12:11:38 CEST

Tudo tem limite. https://video.nostr.build/6c3ad756abf24c63d90971b699981b0c0781007600281dbfcb458a3c7305c673.mp4

2025-08-21 04:51:39 CEST

Malafaia empurrou no bananinha. Huahuahua

2025-08-21 04:28:48 CEST

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2025-06-23 21:18:18 CEST

Não acredito que ele fez isso. Huahuahua https://video.nostr.build/a1e014d9c9d2b1ce9e018d8b5854fefe9fdc8121d44abcd2bb991c37792138f1.mp4

2025-06-17 05:17:03 CEST

Mengooooooo

2025-06-16 23:16:01 CEST

Admita https://image.nostr.build/d41a940d945443ac95913095ef4f9e31097b6a182d6c23bb9634949d20629b2a.jpg

2025-06-14 00:04:36 CEST

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Olha como fala da sua mãe. Huahuahua

2025-06-13 19:43:23 CEST

Deu merda. https://video.nostr.build/ca33688e89635ad8bf77cc5dea7687d5e9ee9b2c15b548566537e965d00f2ab4.mp4

2025-06-11 17:06:46 CEST

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Se o mito fosse homem, falaria assim:
https://video.nostr.build/fc94585038fdfc04c0b9e73c1e20f59d6e544563d0483cd386bc37ea867c0a6f.mp4
#nevent1q…lgpe

2025-06-11 17:04:09 CEST

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Huahuahua

2025-06-11 11:29:05 CEST

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Ralando muito.

2025-06-11 03:15:07 CEST

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2025-06-10 18:30:37 CEST

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2025-06-05 20:18:33 CEST

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2025-05-30 21:29:24 CEST

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2025-05-28 16:09:28 CEST

E tá no banco. Huahuahua https://video.nostr.build/a404658b494232e65cf505d1f17da96cea7ff71dcd5ee04b316e1ffcadd87959.mp4

2025-05-06 22:34:13 CEST

🤔 https://video.nostr.build/e1f3dce601109711c3590cff673b64c318f499838b7ba06a05539670bfd5199d.mp4

2025-05-06 14:34:24 CEST

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2025-05-03 21:23:45 CEST

Falta de porrada. https://video.nostr.build/ec1cdc698ea08f4ad7994a7232002fb69a0cc55f2e9ecfc8512601cd2600bc81.mp4

2025-04-25 19:56:14 CEST

Políticos do PSOL tentando entrar nos Estados Unidos. https://video.nostr.build/e29f3c1b6a54fb31bf1c6768757df85627378bdaf8e9e8847267f81826d9d019.mp4

2025-04-25 00:25:20 CEST

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2025-04-15 01:11:10 CEST

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2025-04-06 00:01:24 CEST

O presidente de vocês.
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2025-04-05 15:14:09 CEST

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#nevent1q…sru5

2025-04-05 15:11:43 CEST

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2025-03-31 22:33:19 CEST

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2025-03-19 15:38:18 CET

É a sua chance jovem. https://image.nostr.build/90420f9177fdd0edfca455d34cf3473862993f7d8b7bb657b7e714ffeebd4d92.jpg

2025-03-13 21:21:37 CET

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2025-03-11 17:31:40 CET

Os comentários são foda. Huahuahuaa https://video.nostr.build/0c29fbbebd7903dd555a84d13f5266bb2b2ec1f92b81f9a89da4e7720a878606.mp4

2025-03-11 00:04:38 CET

Avelino Morganti
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2025-03-11 00:04:01 CET

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A boneca que tu quer. https://video.nostr.build/a138c63bb58475e1af6db9cbdd5abb298b198d234811bee8ce1b522a2a0c0221.mp4

2025-03-10 23:56:32 CET

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Vou ver isso.

2025-02-26 03:17:40 CET

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2025-02-25 00:29:36 CET

Qual dorme mais? https://video.nostr.build/34a966c626c312e2bbfb348dcd5da49c9910afe198441cef1e9a5de7c2a5a564.mp4

2025-02-17 14:51:55 CET

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2025-02-15 14:26:01 CET

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Então pode ser um conhecido.

2025-02-14 21:14:59 CET

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2025-02-14 20:19:56 CET

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Ele é um merda. O que vai mudar? Nada!

2025-02-14 13:23:16 CET

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Quem foi maninha?
Pode contar comigo.

2025-02-13 19:15:58 CET

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2025-02-09 20:35:09 CET

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2025-01-23 01:44:15 CET

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2025-01-21 19:57:15 CET

Bicho é tão bruto que late pros dois lados.
https://video.nostr.build/ac8eab8a733dc8e000f0d7810afa3f618ad0ca4df18f8169f89d3fedfef59136.mp4

2025-01-21 19:55:55 CET

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Foda huahuahuaa

2025-01-20 19:04:24 CET

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Foi foda! Huahuahuaa