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2026-08-13 02:23:46 UTC

blog quote test
#naddr1qv…cukx

2026-08-12 18:39:37 UTC

please like, reply, or send me a message so i can test notifications badges. thanks

2026-08-09 23:43:10 UTC

I just nuked my friends list while testing a follow button.
I'm so happy I found the landmine instead of someone else.

2026-01-27 20:02:05 UTC

Proposal: New Nostr Kind-0 Metadata Fields
Please share this note for more peer review.
I've drafted a proposal to add three new optional fields to kind-0 user metadata: status, partner, and kin.
— status (integer 0-7): relationship status, from single to married to open relationship. Integer-based for localization across all languages.
— partner (hex pubkey array): link your partner(s) to your profile. First entry is primary.
— kin (tuple array): family connections with optional relationship types — parent, sibling, child, cousin, in-law, and more.
All fields are optional, public, and use hex pubkeys natively. Clients that don't support them simply ignore them. The spec includes relay size analysis, a privacy section, and a comparison to NIP-81 (Contact Cards).
Full proposal: https://github.com/dankswoops/proposals/tree/main/nostr-kind0-metadata
GitHub Discussion: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/issues/2202
Feedback welcome. Looking for input from client devs and protocol contributors before drafting a formal NIP.

2025-10-22 23:46:33 UTC

https://cdn.satellite.earth/e3b6db6dafa4f45543c0123601dbf48fcaea4d7c8bfd936b51eb6e2611fb9d7a.mp4

2025-08-17 19:45:33 UTC

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@npub1ehh…zjqv

2025-08-17 07:19:58 UTC

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its one of those low hanging fruits that go giga viral but the expert ninja stuff doesn't get much traction with the outside world.

2025-08-16 14:58:20 UTC

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influencers flock to these exits like drugs.

2025-08-11 04:02:48 UTC

https://youtu.be/0h_cqTCT5g0?si=levODl5d__Sy1S3Q
you laugh, you lose.

2025-08-11 01:02:10 UTC

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we'll catch up on the couch/metaphorical hot tub again soon.

2025-08-09 19:41:31 UTC

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lmao, pretty good read

2025-08-07 17:41:57 UTC

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knowing that, nice work.

2025-08-07 15:30:53 UTC

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Darwinism is alive

2025-08-07 15:29:24 UTC

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I like your hat, g

2025-08-07 14:14:29 UTC

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how many chairs are you sitting on?

2025-08-07 14:12:15 UTC

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etched in history after reply guy.
"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
#note1duq…qe8w

2025-08-07 14:00:34 UTC

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I get this weird ish too

2025-08-03 01:31:34 UTC

https://m.primal.net/RIwr.jpg

2025-08-01 04:14:59 UTC

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I was talking about your app yesterday. big fan.

2025-07-29 21:37:32 UTC

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I hate when this happens

2025-07-29 21:34:39 UTC

no dox selfie. #footstr
impromptu hangout sesh with
@npub1lhe…w94n@T$ @npub1hgv…9jnv @npub1mre…s0g5 @mrejr @npub1nlp…pfsz @npub1lq5…sxx5
https://m.primal.net/RIOs.jpg

2025-07-28 12:03:43 UTC

nostrbama, a round trip to Europe, and now a cross country move to SoCal for a new skydiving job. I lost two weeks of dev time but I'm probably only three weeks out from an alpha release if I stop obsessing with UI.
Anyone knowledgable in load balancers, docker rolling releases, clusters, securing my vps, it would be cool to connect on signal. This is my first time learning to scale.

2025-07-27 20:21:53 UTC

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@npub1lrn…qnw5

2025-07-26 17:56:48 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/8ce27a02164c5a63432f838bd98e08266ccf5a8f92a47be484dbb8a74b555468.jpg

2025-07-26 17:50:54 UTC

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my base friend on the phone says he knows the dude holding the pilot chute. small world.

2025-07-26 17:49:59 UTC

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fkin rad. twin falls is where I did my first base. That's a long hike back.

2025-07-26 16:35:58 UTC

GM nostr. I hope you all have a stellar day.

2025-07-25 20:12:35 UTC

too much corny chat
https://m.primal.net/RHeQ.jpg

2025-07-25 06:45:27 UTC

https://m.primal.net/RHZe.png

2025-07-25 03:51:27 UTC

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tedious to upkeep but would be amazing data if you kept this up for 10 years

2025-07-24 15:18:21 UTC

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impressive stuff. thanks for the share.

2025-07-24 15:16:22 UTC

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lmao, god bless her.

2025-07-23 21:54:38 UTC

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@npub12zq…99h8 dude i love synonym rolls.

2025-07-22 11:19:10 UTC

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https://youtu.be/Bm2YGkCql24?si=WcTELbIID4doExvG
milk truck just arrived

2025-07-19 20:32:10 UTC

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I use fedora since 30 and I won't stop.
try terminal: ~/.bashrc
then at the bottom: PS1="🔮 ~ "
now your terminal is like talking to your orb.

2025-07-19 17:38:51 UTC

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lmao

2025-07-18 21:10:24 UTC

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we were the only winners of that game. lol

2025-07-17 06:27:21 UTC

nostrbama, idk
https://m.primal.net/RGLN.jpg

2025-07-08 20:57:11 UTC

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btw, I figured out followers with sorted event counts on this client just now. I will continue to use your npub for dynamic route testing. Thanks again.

2025-07-05 05:23:51 UTC

it might be spaghetti but it's almost ready to serve.

2025-07-04 19:03:38 UTC

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Been an unlucky year. I know the people out in cross keys where it happened, still not sure who was on it.
Same thing today that you wont hear about at the job I'm about to take. Perris, CA had an engine out today at 7k agl, declared an emergency at 8k agl, and everyone exited at 9k agl. Plane landed safe and was back online a few hours later.

2025-07-04 18:30:43 UTC

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8675 309

2025-07-04 18:02:41 UTC

> be American
> gearing up for July 4th
> time for fireworks, burger, and blind patriotism
> little voice in my head says
> "let's review the stats real quick"
> highest violent crime rate in the western world
> highest mass shootings of any developed country
> no universal health care
> but we got 87 flavors of Mountain Dew
> super high tuition
> student loan debt the size of small nations
> richest corporations pay $0 in taxes
> public schools have vending machines but no soup
> two party system in infinite loop
> both sides funded by the same people
> massive homelessness crisis
> cities look like dystopia trailers
> been in war nearly every decade
> can't even fix roads
> opioid epidimic still cooking
> half of the youth on antidepressants
> the other half can't afford them
> and yet you still see people on lawn chairs
> waving flags shouting "land of the free"
> between debt payments and ER bills
> cue the fireworks
> don't ask questions
> just grill
https://m.primal.net/REFo.jpg

2025-07-02 05:24:56 UTC

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I'd be happy to catch up sometime later. pop out of the woodworks when I finally debut my idea at least.

2025-07-02 03:30:54 UTC

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join corny then. I'm still cooking it.
I figured out fetching but still gotta tinker with caching for offline mobile and then I have an app better then primal. I'll need a lil more time to finish the noval part once its stable. I got a pen tester who's going to give an audit before I go into production so I don't get rekt.

2025-07-02 03:19:42 UTC

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lol. what's your main npub?

2025-07-01 23:00:14 UTC

looks like I'm moving down the road from noshole in a month.

2025-07-01 16:45:24 UTC

https://youtu.be/6uuD8oAmCBs?si=peb-RJsxuA6LXGSA
Grab a notepad and take this serious if you want results

2025-07-01 14:30:19 UTC

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it's really good. noshole, tigs, tekky, and a couple others like to make gaming rooms and you're allowed to kick and keep it focused on game chat if its a gaming room so they might join you. could evolve into a bigger server. if I wasn't busy I'd join. good luck

2025-06-30 22:11:22 UTC

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use cornychat.com instead of discord for group sessions when you're not streaming

2025-06-28 13:09:57 UTC

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jelqing*

2025-06-28 13:09:20 UTC

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any jeckling?

2025-06-28 03:35:40 UTC

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@npub12zq…99h8

2025-06-28 03:33:28 UTC

looksmaxing

2025-06-27 15:58:42 UTC

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I'll have a look into this book, it's a pretty interesting take.

2025-06-27 07:51:21 UTC

The whole point of cake is icing. Sugar by itself is too much. The bread is only a vessel to balance out the icing, so we can eat more in one sitting. Think about it.

2025-06-26 02:29:18 UTC

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nostrudal

2025-06-24 19:23:40 UTC

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I've tried telling you for a while I know the solution, its hard to know who to trust and spill the beans to. hoping to launch it soon but I suck at coding nostr fetching, might be a couple more months. before its live

2025-06-24 13:50:15 UTC

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60 sqft, HK2 with reserve links on rears for steepness. Thanks for the concern. I'm trying to take it slow.

2025-06-24 02:40:03 UTC

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!!! :p

2025-06-24 02:38:19 UTC

Turned a lil high today but slowly pushing it lower until I find that sweet spot for power
https://m.primal.net/RCOG.mp4

2025-06-22 00:50:06 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/168ef25282ab6ee3af66dc1b7b675471ba6d6387381e47e4eda81424bd6a4476.png
The hardest part in coding a nostr app is the nostr part, shocking. This chart is a comparison of the pros and cons of three different nostr apps fetching styles. The thing I've suffered with the most in building a client is knowing what is the correct process to fetch a dataset from relays and how to serve that data. How much data to fetch at once and how compartmentalized should my fetching be.
Primal is the only app that I know of that uses a caching relay and this leads to stale data, centralization, and censorship but this is why they're able to leverage accurate event counts on their users profiles and notifications. I'm assuming it's aggregating events on the server side to condense these counts into a single fetch. Working with nip-45 outside of caching doesn't seem scalable in my limited experience with it.
No matter what, vibe coding can't build a production worthy nostr app and It's time I commit to stop taking shortcuts if I want to realize my vision. So I'll be spending the next however long it takes to learn how each web apps fetching strategy works to find an optimal conclusion.
I'd appreciate it if anyone wants to share any advice while I'm still figuring this out. Also it's quite awful at times learning this skill set solo, so thank you if you've ever been supportive to me.

2025-06-20 05:29:53 UTC

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slightly used or???

2025-06-20 05:05:19 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/RBeV.jpg

2025-06-20 04:58:25 UTC

@npub1hgv…9jnv what do you think?
https://m.primal.net/RBeS.jpg

2025-06-19 23:38:43 UTC

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I'm really hoping it will be what nostr needs to stop its stagnation and bring nostr to the masses. But I know it will be poorly received at first by legacy users because of my approach. I think this will be short lived once my code is reviewed and the product gets some use.
No clue how this is going to play out in reality.

2025-06-19 14:48:20 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/RBZg.png

2025-06-19 14:46:11 UTC

any suggestions on what mustache wax to buy to hold form without poisons in it?

2025-06-15 06:57:15 UTC

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always happy to connect with any nostr jumpers.

2025-06-13 23:42:13 UTC

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hol' up. let me light a red energy candle and put some love crystals by my modem then.

2025-06-13 21:31:49 UTC

Is it really vibe coding if you're not vibing but in fact straight up not having a good time?

2025-06-13 00:17:25 UTC

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Nice work brancing to android.
Also to be fair, closing a process on the phone improves performance and this doesn't give a true bench mark since your app ran alone where there's didn't. I'm independent on favoritism.

2025-06-13 00:11:41 UTC

In my persuit from talking to the wealthy and masters at different skills, the wisdom I learned years ago is:
I've never met a man who has it all.

2025-06-09 15:04:38 UTC

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@npub1hgv…9jnv

2025-06-08 04:16:45 UTC

https://m.primal.net/QzbO.mp4

2025-06-07 20:58:10 UTC

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plektos is broken BTW. no event, hit back arrow broken functions

2025-06-07 01:09:33 UTC

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Don't you find that suspicious that this image is 404 now. I wonder if the repo comment history got deleted too.

2025-06-06 20:46:04 UTC

The current list of jumpers for NostrBama.
1. Rupert
2. Sergio
3. Riddler
4. T$
5. Eric
6. Laurel

2025-05-24 09:52:51 UTC

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poop

2025-05-09 08:04:42 UTC

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lol, probably for the best. but yo, how is the hyperlink gone now? I thought this was decentralized? is this a primal filter?

2025-05-09 00:58:52 UTC

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yeah but have you ever been to http://www.man2manalliance.org/crw/warriorspeak/twosoldiers.html

2025-05-08 05:10:41 UTC

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came to corny tonight to see ya

2025-05-07 08:19:00 UTC

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the trolling with the "& 763 others" is fine work

2025-05-07 05:36:02 UTC

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as the good lord intended it

2025-05-07 05:32:33 UTC

Having friends/popularity is comfort|able but when you want success over everything, it's better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies.

2025-05-06 12:14:30 UTC

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Even with web assembly the limitation in render speed is CSS. until the internet moves away from the current standards JavaScript will remain relevant. especially with the cross platform power of PWAs. everything else could be pure assembly, maybe Zig.

2025-05-06 09:49:32 UTC

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excellent work as always, a well thought out and easy to follow call to action. thank you, MK

2025-05-05 11:23:55 UTC

I live in a non stop moving semi truck to fund my nostr app.
wake at 1pm, 2 hours of coding.
I rotate the night shift 3pm to 3am central.
code for another 3 hours, sleep at 6am.
7 days a week, months out without home time. In a new state every time I wake, no concept of the what day it is or what time zone I'm in.
The passion keeps my alive, eager to solve just one more problem before I have to stop. To realize my vision a little sooner.
I think aspiring for a seemingly impossible vision, leads to constantly creating obtainable goals. Conquering them daily leads towards self actualization and that is the solution to long term inner suffering. It also leads to short term sacrifice and thus suffering while conforming to becoming the person you're chasing after. If you can persist past then 80/20, the true meaning is found at the summit.

2025-05-02 02:43:13 UTC

SomeBODY once told me

2025-05-01 23:09:17 UTC

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turkey kinda right tho

2025-04-30 23:02:59 UTC

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titty privilege continues to be a solid running joke, even if it gets someone else's titties in a twist.
PS. what filter are you using? I still don't look like a woman when I record videos.

2025-04-30 22:57:26 UTC

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I hope you're doing well, Vic. look forward to seeing ya in bama

2025-04-30 22:56:04 UTC

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how user relays are stored.
take a pubkey to fetch nip65 against harcoded relays to return a relay list just to start fetching nostr logic. that's if you even find this list. if we don't novice users have to use an input to outline their initialization relay. which is goofy.
wish there was a purple page type relay only for kind 10,002 that bidirectionally read all relays and found the most up to date list as a source of truth and that this source relay had geographic redundancy to stop bad actor relay owners and act as a CDN for first load then checks the next few hops of this relay version.

2025-04-30 20:59:59 UTC

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Thank you for the detailed reply, Corndalorian. I hope to catch you at a nostr meet up. consider NostrBama. I'm bringing some fun stuff...

2025-04-30 18:50:53 UTC

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I'm very eager to add MLS to a PWA that would scale to all devices. Do you still have my signal contact?

2025-04-30 18:46:24 UTC

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I want to hit the tin foil pipe and conspiracy weed this dudes smoking.

2025-04-30 18:42:12 UTC

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hell yeah bud, I'm glad you got the steam deck.