Nostr notes by Epsi

But this is probably a pavlovian response. When I was a child, we ...

2026-04-14T21:37:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…ewrz
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But this is probably a pavlovian response.

When I was a child, we only had a corded phone. We would get scam callers throughout the day, and not only that, but people would phone my parents when they were out so I had to pick up the phone and record messages. And also my parents would call me about random things too for little reason.

The phone rang so much that it felt like I couldn't do anything that required long-term commitment while at home.

So now I hate receiving phone calls. If you want me to call you, I will. Don't call me just shoot me a text. :blobcat_fu_uwu_middlefinger:

I don't mind making phone calls. I just hate when people call ...

2026-04-14T21:30:50Z

I don't mind making phone calls. I just hate when people call me. Like go away, just make a text. :shiro_grumpy:

Redrawing myself as some sort of liquid creature for the sip ...

2026-04-14T14:50:02Z

Redrawing myself as some sort of liquid creature for the sip memes

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2026-04-12T03:58:03Z

bwogh

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2026-04-11T03:25:47Z

Epsi drunk

mew

2026-04-11T02:45:10Z

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mew

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2026-04-11T01:52:12Z

meow

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2026-04-11T00:52:01Z

Imagine epsi in space

OH WAIT I FOLLOW THEM ON BUTTSKY lol I didn't recognize them. ...

2026-04-10T06:38:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…wevn
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OH WAIT I FOLLOW THEM ON BUTTSKY lol

I didn't recognize them. I've been telling them their girls are biteable...

no way...

2026-04-10T06:33:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…jr3s
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no way...

what the, which artist is that?

2026-04-10T06:26:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…4h2k
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what the, which artist is that?

they will come filled with maple syrup

2026-04-10T02:50:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…esul
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they will come filled with maple syrup

Seika is just like me fr fr ...

2026-04-10T02:31:57Z

Seika is just like me fr fr

The technical skill increase on guitar via the book I bought is ...

2026-04-10T02:30:16Z

The technical skill increase on guitar via the book I bought is notable enough that I bought a small book on travis picking for acoustic.

Books are winning so far over youtube learning.

Pondering the borb ...

2026-04-09T19:54:30Z

Pondering the borb

Spanking catgirls the way you spank regular cats like bongos ...

2026-04-07T18:16:07Z

Spanking catgirls the way you spank regular cats like bongos where they really like it

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2026-04-07T01:53:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…32jt
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :aaaaa:

I don't know if mastodon is an echo chamber but non-mastodon ...

2026-04-07T01:01:45Z

I don't know if mastodon is an echo chamber but non-mastodon is because I post something and all I get is "sip" from everyone like A DAMN ECHO :aaaaa:

how women look at me when I try to flirt with them

2026-04-05T17:54:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…t3lr
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how women look at me when I try to flirt with them

@epsi_ebooks the elites don't want you to tuck in epsi ...

2026-04-04T20:11:54Z

@epsi_ebooks the elites don't want you to tuck in epsi comfily to bed :nacho_zzz:
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2026-04-04T03:32:20Z

whisky!!!

saved my life ...

2026-04-02T23:38:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…2xfg
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saved my life

:MizukiSmart: im tryn

2026-04-02T22:30:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…4a0y
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:MizukiSmart: im tryn

Aliens finally reveal themselves and come to earth, seeking ...

2026-04-02T22:18:00Z

Aliens finally reveal themselves and come to earth, seeking humanity. The reason?

They, too, are having issues with microsoft outlook.

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2026-04-02T21:53:05Z

:MizukiSmart: So, here's what I'm thinking:

useless ass bot

2026-04-02T18:01:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…0xme
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useless ass bot

Definitely a bot but even then come on man

2026-04-02T17:47:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…skj9
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Definitely a bot but even then come on man

What even is bluesky man That reply doesn't appear to be a ...

2026-04-02T17:41:02Z

What even is bluesky man

That reply doesn't appear to be a bit

damn, well maybe it's worth a read still

2026-04-02T04:50:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…c9v8
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damn, well maybe it's worth a read still

huh, interesting ...

2026-04-02T04:41:57Z

huh, interesting
https://www.amazon.com/Fired-But-Maintain-All-Software-ebook/dp/B0GPBLJS8S

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2026-03-29T18:42:14Z

Espezi

Any time I'm bothered about pop culture shit ...

2026-03-28T21:02:48Z

Any time I'm bothered about pop culture shit

I wanted to try a style I did one time, so I drew something that ...

2026-03-27T05:15:54Z

I wanted to try a style I did one time, so I drew something that actually would make a good avatar.

Well, it kind of sucked as an avatar cause the lines were too hard to see when it was small, so I coloured the black parts in.

Still, I like it. :neoraccoon_googly_woozy:

that's a super cute avatar, very you

2026-03-27T03:00:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…z24h
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that's a super cute avatar, very you

nothing wrong with that, I'm working on swapping my current ...

2026-03-27T02:58:34Z

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nothing wrong with that, I'm working on swapping my current one out atm

glug glug glug ...

2026-03-27T01:30:36Z

glug glug glug

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2026-03-26T06:06:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…6ctv
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maid debugging like rubber duck debugging, but it's me ...

2026-03-26T06:05:23Z

maid debugging

like rubber duck debugging, but it's me explaining my code to a cute maid who is standing beside me politely and elegantly nodding along

in actuality, she is an experienced programmer who knows exactly what the issue is but is too polite to tell me I'm de-referencing a null pointer, however she really wants to slap my head in annoyance

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2026-03-24T23:32:31Z

fediverse

but eventually people discovered his power Which is why they say ...

2026-03-24T18:32:40Z

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but eventually people discovered his power

Which is why they say "it's dangerous to go alone, take This"

The elites don't want you to know This Dude named This: ...

2026-03-24T18:26:40Z

The elites don't want you to know This

Dude named This: "I'm so lonely"

girlfriEND boyfriEND bestfriEND friEND epsi Only epsi doesn't ...

2026-03-23T16:46:57Z

girlfriEND
boyfriEND
bestfriEND
friEND
epsi

Only epsi doesn't END. I am eternal and will consume the universe.

When I get good at anything I'm going to share whatever I ...

2026-03-21T22:46:29Z

When I get good at anything I'm going to share whatever I learn in concise blog posts cause finding good resources is a pain in the ass.

dark fedi be like ...

2026-03-20T21:10:07Z

dark fedi be like

>bluesky users talking about mastodon adoption I do not want ...

2026-03-20T19:41:29Z

>bluesky users talking about mastodon adoption

I do not want more twitter users on fedi

@npub1wr2…83mm :exusiai_stare: #note1r44…0ula

2026-03-18T02:08:08Z

Bunny eBooks (npub1wr2…83mm) :exusiai_stare:

quoting
note1r44…0ula

Chew on some epsi

@npub1qek…nq5j average fedi user #note18y5…ppxv

2026-03-17T22:35:36Z

ENIGMATICO :flag_bisexual: :flag_nonbinary: (npub1qek…nq5j) average fedi user

quoting
note18y5…ppxv

#cuteposting https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/141527928

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2026-03-17T16:33:14Z

Yeah

I'm thrilled to announce that I am officially EPSI-certified! ...

2026-03-17T16:20:02Z

I'm thrilled to announce that I am officially EPSI-certified! 🚀

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2026-03-17T15:23:46Z

we are all epsi...

2026-03-17T00:39:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…4qt6
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we are all epsi...

on my puter ...

2026-03-16T01:26:16Z

on my puter

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2026-03-13T18:03:29Z

Push me to prod now. I am ready. :LennaNoProblem:

Dorohedoro has two big strong women in it and I want them to ...

2026-03-10T04:51:50Z

Dorohedoro has two big strong women in it and I want them to snuggle me

Quick Miku Day animation cause why not. :miku39: ...

2026-03-10T04:36:09Z

Quick Miku Day animation cause why not. :miku39:

I didn't notice it is Miku Day. I just thought about starting ...

2026-03-09T03:51:10Z

I didn't notice it is Miku Day. I just thought about starting a miku-based project for some reason...

Anyway, I'm making a Miku Plush Mecha sprite sheet. WIP but here's her in-flight.

Thinking about... her... :nacho_love: ...

2026-02-25T15:53:59Z

Thinking about... her... :nacho_love:

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2025-06-13T14:42:01Z

friday...

what kind of tea

2025-06-12T15:27:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…l94u
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what kind of tea

I wonder what fediverse instance she admins ...

2025-06-06T19:55:07Z

I wonder what fediverse instance she admins

I think this is a good start adding some mutuals buttons as I go ...

2025-06-06T01:20:02Z

I think this is a good start

adding some mutuals buttons as I go but it's in a state that is deployable now

you can fork software, but you can't fork people however, you ...

2025-06-04T19:30:11Z

you can fork software, but you can't fork people

however, you can spoon them, and that is a fact we can live with :kyuuchan_thumbsup:

beer capybara!!!

2025-06-01T00:30:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…ykpp
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beer capybara!!!

Hey!!! https://en.shindanmaker.com/493328 ...

2025-05-13T05:20:38Z

Hey!!!
https://en.shindanmaker.com/493328

one coworker I had once told me he likes to get really drunk, ...

2025-05-11T21:41:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…5z0c
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one coworker I had once told me he likes to get really drunk, spend like max $40 on AliExpress then forget about it and enjoy the surprise for whatever showed up

free her ;_; ...

2025-05-09T03:44:22Z

free her ;_;

limited edition pleroma-tan alter: Pregnant Pleroma-tan

2025-05-08T19:42:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…fsk0
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limited edition pleroma-tan alter: Pregnant Pleroma-tan

is pleroma-tan gonna be a drop

2025-05-08T19:41:38Z

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is pleroma-tan gonna be a drop

that would finally break the mental imagine I have of you that ...

2025-05-04T03:49:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…taam
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that would finally break the mental imagine I have of you that you're literally hiroi kikuri

kawaii

2025-05-04T03:47:33Z

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kawaii

your reaction when you make the mistake of taking me drinking ...

2025-05-04T03:45:24Z

your reaction when you make the mistake of taking me drinking

The Google Chrome extension store says ublock origin can't be ...

2025-05-01T19:32:18Z

The Google Chrome extension store says ublock origin can't be installed because it doesn't adhere to best practices for chrome extensions. But if I inspect the disabled installer button and remove the "disabled" attribute from it, I can install it... :kyuuchan_huh:

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2025-04-22T04:30:28Z

unemployed...

6head

2025-04-20T01:43:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…698a
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6head

I must remember that most people's first thought of what a ...

2025-04-19T19:42:23Z

I must remember that most people's first thought of what a cowgirl is does not involve a cow print bikini :senkohmm:

you can't always be their discord kitten sometimes you must ...

2025-04-19T19:04:51Z

you can't always be their discord kitten sometimes you must be their discord cat :neocat_catmode:

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2025-04-18T04:32:08Z

it just got warmer and there is already a stinkbug in my room

Would 4chan users even consider coming to fedi ...

2025-04-16T14:45:02Z

Would 4chan users even consider coming to fedi :shizuku_questioning:

I remember a thread there about the fediverse and they called shitposter.club woke leftists or something along those lines

but when pleroma-tan in a cow bikini?

2025-04-10T14:26:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…a0re
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but when pleroma-tan in a cow bikini?

omg it's the real dilbert hi :kyuuchan_wavefast:

2025-04-08T20:10:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…rtxq
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omg it's the real dilbert hi :kyuuchan_wavefast:

I don't need to talk to AI to not feel lonely I have fedi, hi ...

2025-04-08T20:07:29Z

I don't need to talk to AI to not feel lonely I have fedi, hi fedi :kyuuchan_wavefast:

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2025-04-06T16:24:23Z

Finally

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2025-04-04T19:29:25Z

man

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2025-03-28T21:35:33Z

:beers:

Reduce your security attack surface by throwing your computer out ...

2025-03-28T14:10:01Z

Reduce your security attack surface by throwing your computer out of the window

Fediverse Hank Hill be like I sell cat ears and cat ear ...

2025-03-24T16:49:06Z

Fediverse Hank Hill be like

I sell cat ears and cat ear accessories

it was pleroma-tan's birthday 6 days ago? so it was a year ...

2025-03-18T22:07:43Z

it was pleroma-tan's birthday 6 days ago? so it was a year since I made this?? really?

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2025-03-15T16:44:24Z

:btr_kikuri_thumbsup:

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2025-03-15T16:32:58Z

Felt like popping out a quick pixel thing tonight on little time ...

2025-03-11T04:02:29Z

Felt like popping out a quick pixel thing tonight on little time so I made a tapioca blob cat in a boba tea cup

he can be sipped

which game is this :peek:

2025-03-08T16:36:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…4zrm
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which game is this :peek:

This artist somehow drew what my two brain cells are like ...

2025-03-05T18:36:39Z

This artist somehow drew what my two brain cells are like

https://twitter.com/shikaruneko/status/1864988158808723936

me and the boys be like ...

2025-03-05T17:28:58Z

me and the boys be like

she's so dumb ...

2025-03-03T16:29:47Z

she's so dumb

:Nutri_Score_A: :Nutri_Score_B: :Nutri_Score_C: :Nutri_Score_D: ...

2025-02-28T21:18:46Z

:Nutri_Score_A:
:Nutri_Score_B:
:Nutri_Score_C:
:Nutri_Score_D:
:Nutri_Score_E:

Why do we have the full score set

:woozy_score:

I'm trying to.focus on work but I can't, my brain keeps ...

2025-02-28T18:21:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…wsn9
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I'm trying to.focus on work but I can't, my brain keeps wandering and zoning out

How do people lock in when in perpetually sleep deprived states

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2025-02-28T18:18:46Z

Dude I'm so fucking tired I can't wait for work to end

Saw this pic on reddit and like it basically sums up my ...

2025-02-28T16:24:10Z

Saw this pic on reddit and like it basically sums up my professional life rn

https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1j07ezj/what_is_he_doing_up_there/

that has to be trolling

2025-02-12T17:15:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…0z90
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that has to be trolling

romance anime but it's about an office printer and an office ...

2025-02-11T17:01:41Z

romance anime but it's about an office printer and an office coffee machine that become sentient and communicate over wifi and talk shit about the employees