2026-07-17T01:48:05Z https://nostr.ae Girl on the Net https://nostr.ae/npub10gl8h68zlvq56hd5d96xg0pmzvygdl6hnz540fjythvujc6n4c7qs5seww https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/215/357/original/fb025db95fb8cec6.png https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/215/357/original/fb025db95fb8cec6.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst6seahedvkrtjtf86q4wh4c7hte3c89vnfp9jp6t8cl9asac3zfgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc5yscgg &#34;I cannot be discarded again, left to the whims of the assembled crowd.&#34;<br/><br/>I fucking love a bit of #kink jeopardy. And today&#39;s NEW guest blog, by Gemini, delivers a fabulous bit of #BDSM drama: will he please the Mistress enough to earn his release? <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/earn-my-release/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/earn-my-release/</a> 2026-04-16T19:15:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz39ggmfyw2wkmjsn7gmqqkyg8rx474rqxnm5cal7p4ffu33kc44czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcqr40mg Bonus guest blog for you today, featuring yet another reason to hate #AI. Huge thanks to Kate O’Kelly for contributing it.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ai-online-sex-work-dangerous/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ai-online-sex-work-dangerous/</a><br/><br/>#SexWork 2026-04-14T17:08:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfd2phl933ktg7l8up29h7kx4mk6x9gplnsn8ssv5ss3k8nxchf9czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc856qkr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9j9lmlztr0xvsy9asfsrutg4usw7j0mzs8xmey7w8lk84tpqfaxg53vp0v'>nevent1q…vp0v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ooh thanks! Is Doors of Eden sci fi or fantasy? I’ve not read any of his fantasy as it’s not normally my genre, but I might make an exception because his work is JUST SO AMAZING 😍 2026-04-13T17:29:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszq6lavn6rs4599fut2lxq90zvxtac6fpff073fhccm2x6r2j5cqczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcuxm3ur If you’ve finished reading the ‘Children Of...’ series and you’re wondering which <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1e3andda59chal4n906cl630zxhe25mh7sue9charcam0c3utsj4qcpkl4s" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Adrian Tchaikovsky</span> (<span class="italic">npub1e3a…kl4s</span>)</a></span> book to pick up next, just FYI it’s ‘Shroud’. Alien Clay &amp; Service Model are also amazing, but Shroud scratches similar itches as Children of Time/Ruin/Memory/Strife. 2026-04-13T17:26:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyclzkqkarwffty2f606flnlfytgfxgwa9frzdaljal6hkzud8taqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcvme20n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8544x4ee72gmzvwumawq5flk7tqttqfxhlrc8xrzv04ayk8wrfrg6phtqy'>nevent1q…htqy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’ve been a bit lonely and in need of human connection, so walking into a family-run Italian restaurant was absolutely the right choice. Was greeted by a round guy in his late 60s/early 70s, who spoke in Italian and was charmingly flattering about my poor attempts to join him in that language. He poured me massive wines, offered to let me stay in his house, brought me piles of extra delicious bread and olive oil, recommended me a bike mechanic and then gave me grappa. Nearly wept 👌 2026-04-12T18:30:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8544x4ee72gmzvwumawq5flk7tqttqfxhlrc8xrzv04ayk8wrfrgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcnjrv6h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrwtfu3f69vay6qecz3ew0e7cr762ccglh2vsr39547k3njjdzrwsr7e9r6'>nevent1q…e9r6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“Fill me with delicious food pls”<br/><br/>The people at this restaurant understood the assignment! 👏<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/393/171/530/945/131/original/875ce42205fd0660.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/393/140/680/533/417/original/31e95bc910721050.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-12T18:27:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrwtfu3f69vay6qecz3ew0e7cr762ccglh2vsr39547k3njjdzrwszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrch9zpnd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszzfrh5n99hkgr2jg89amcu8ptlw0403kmaeq3559rc95nk3ermsc2r3un8'>nevent1q…3un8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway sorry for moaning, I am having an incredible time. My puncture-proof tyres are holding up and my thighs could crush a man’s rib cage. Now I’m going to find an Italian restaurant and give them all of my money in exchange for as much wine and lasagne as I can fit in this bruised-up body. 2026-04-12T16:30:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszzfrh5n99hkgr2jg89amcu8ptlw0403kmaeq3559rc95nk3ermsczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc92st92 Well over 700 miles now and a quick update on my feelings about cycling: I fucking hate it. 2026-04-12T16:17:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgs4d04hvca263d3ykfetnhs993haz40sq62ugp9sype74mllsaeczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc8mezmp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfrhears9cplksh25hx352gfsxfvfn3l9juvratwnsvm6qwzqh79c5208c0'>nevent1q…08c0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yesterday I brute forced it by cycling 2km out of my way until my phone said ‘welcome to [country I actually want to be in]!’ 2026-04-10T07:09:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfrhears9cplksh25hx352gfsxfvfn3l9juvratwnsvm6qwzqh79czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcdvajr2 Nerds! Is there any way to tell an iPhone which country I’m in and stop it forcing me into another country? Or telling it NOT to connect to a particular country’s internet? I’m riding along the border between two countries, one of which has absolutely shit 4g, and I want to somehow force my phone to know I’m always staying on the good side of the border. Is this a thing I can do?<br/><br/>[SOLVED thank you! The solution was ‘turn it off and on again and then you can disable automatic’ 😂] 2026-04-10T07:06:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0lldrzm3uf8jl3z8p65vp27np4ar3t9jp49c58r8avxwje49p4gczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcjcaq4q PORN ON A TRAIN KLAXON! 😍<br/><br/>RE: <a href="https://mastodon.art/@JenJen/116374821088948740">https://mastodon.art/@JenJen/116374821088948740</a> 2026-04-10T07:03:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdag2ds4mersg7q9uv20addn0maqdcedl06lpnnt6ag9dv30y9m5qzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcwjgvuj Shame is what embarrassment becomes if you give it enough food and water.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/embarrassed-talk-about-sex/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/embarrassed-talk-about-sex/</a><br/><br/>NEW blog: someone asked me an interesting question - &#34;do you ever get embarrassed?&#34; and I had a lot of fun exploring the answer. 2026-03-29T17:02:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp36rfpap5n8dgjx6envdscut3zdk5jua2evse7s789uz5ks5akagzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc3gtvzh Eternal dilemma: if I do something cool in the Real World but forget to brag about it on the internet, did it even really happen at all? 2026-03-29T12:46:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0wlp4258g7lw0lgqwwecv2pkcnfwyulutw8etqsjgpwrhetj8zuqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrczavc3a &#34;Making someone orgasm – when you know their body well – is more of a science. The main point of a &#39;bells and whistles&#39; #BlowJob is to make them weep at the beauty of your *art*.&#34; <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/5-different-types-blow-job/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/5-different-types-blow-job/</a> 2026-03-26T01:12:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswgaeaetu32queg7vdss7ak6puxyq5nzq4nt24q5puyp8uduk0tdczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcu4dd4k Want to feel old? &#34;Girl&#34; on the Net is now 42. <br/><br/>Feel free to shower me with gifts in the form of Patreon subs to support the audio project. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet">https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet</a><br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet">https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet</a> 2026-03-19T10:22:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxxqvq37sr9j2vy0ya5pg87ql2tga2g3utxmmp2yv630yel2j55tczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrccyhwmx Legend tells of a woman who reaches her early forties and suddenly realises that she’s sick of your bullshit. <br/><br/>NEW blog: Bitch (complimentary)<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/bitch-complimentary/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/bitch-complimentary/</a><br/><br/>Amazing art by [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> )! Captures the vibe perfectly ❤️<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/234/857/413/528/010/original/ae2b55be68609ee9.png"> <br/> 2026-03-15T19:32:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstx4cg88zxcaqcsl0xhcha2ntlw3dkw3lfawelfx7h804wl5jukjgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc020y7w Him: maybe we could do some anal after we’ve watched Project Hail Mary?<br/><br/>Me: ooh, good idea! We can go from ‘wholesome’ to ‘some hole’! 2026-03-13T19:39:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8qur806knexxr8ksa8k7me09cc2r3x6k2vcv9tafdg9f3vp2uuvgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrccrj9xh Masto, I don&#39;t wanna assume your feelings or anything but... I suspect you&#39;re gonna like this. <br/><br/>Kinky DIY, a creative #threesome idea, buckets of playfulness and GALLONS of precum. <br/><br/>Brand NEW guest blog by the fabulous <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1n7mlmgp5r6s9v7t0ne90rk86vya3s6kf4karaknfmqgl7jkf7peqpj22sz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Jaimie's Erotica</span> (<span class="italic">npub1n7m…22sz</span>)</a></span> <a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/drink-under-the-table/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/drink-under-the-table/</a> 2026-03-12T12:03:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr2asr92sdj9ucxtla5cfcjhs4xhjwqrl9rgl7e2rzdhla4pxcyvqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcfmzxdp NEW blog. I had a ball writing this one. Body swap fantasy!<br/><br/>“If I had your dick and you had my cunt, here&#39;s how I would go about fucking you.”<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/body-swap-your-dick-my-cunt/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/body-swap-your-dick-my-cunt/</a><br/><br/>How COOL is [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> ) ‘s art for this? It’s such a clever, playful way to illustrate the concept 😍 2026-03-08T08:39:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfunwvvdqv3xnwqktqkzm3p25vh9l8v0asdrn48jwlak0ksq7y0cczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcq53azh You can tell I&#39;m having a scatty time because today I paid an invoice on the day it was due rather than immediately when it hit my inbox. If you need me I&#39;ll be cringing with shame in a corner. 2026-03-06T15:29:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvfj8ph9svx7az637na754860rvydjt5eam4rea0l64d9s33998fqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc7y9dkx &#34;I want nothing more than to obey his command.&#34;<br/><br/>Exquisite NEW #AudioPorn from <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1n60xfa6rmml6duupkntt6cr2882krueghl8ze37ya0mvmmtu82ms7us00e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sundial</span> (<span class="italic">npub1n60…s00e</span>)</a></span> - the next in her phenomenal Sunday series. This time she&#39;s gonna be a doll... or is she?<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-8-be-a-doll-for-me/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-8-be-a-doll-for-me/</a> Big thanks to [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> ) for hot new art!<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/182/259/565/706/388/original/aa51bd448c064c18.png"> <br/> 2026-03-06T12:36:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdtftsdqgrthptaqwzhpntnc03ru66p752z6jm28mn68e930fsaeczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcs6jvgh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr496y4vzs9dp25krtklvgzqu4tanef2xs94szxnjzwz8rf9hwkgc8x6fuq'>nevent1q…6fuq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway I went out this evening and at the end I asked my mate which tube she was taking, then I took the same one so we could keep chatting for a bit. It didn’t matter - any of the four options would have intersected with a line that got me home, in roughly the same time. On the way home I stopped at the 24hr shop for snacks. <br/><br/>Fucking love this city with my whole soul. 2026-03-06T00:20:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr496y4vzs9dp25krtklvgzqu4tanef2xs94szxnjzwz8rf9hwkgczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcz2fmqv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9e7qjvnl2hq703qjf5gqkpfa936v8rc0rw3hrfnx7x270zpaxk0geqap8a'>nevent1q…ap8a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If I want to go out, there is not only frequent, cheap public transport, but *multiple options* depending on my route preference. <br/><br/>I’m not just ‘never leaving London’ - you can try to drag my decaying corpse from this city and it’ll come back to life and shriek in outrage. 2026-03-06T00:19:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9e7qjvnl2hq703qjf5gqkpfa936v8rc0rw3hrfnx7x270zpaxk0gzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc95jprz For every person who reaches a certain age and decides London is too busy for them there’s another like me who understands we could never survive without this convenience. <br/><br/>It has been two decades since I lived more than a 5 minute walk from a 24 hour shop. 2026-03-06T00:14:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrzw7jzau93y8fpph25v20v4ceq90w6efsrrchl4aerktm3vfagqgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrce43ams Beside myself with hope this morning! 40%+ vote share!<br/><br/><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckglkz1rp01o">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckglkz1rp01o</a> 2026-02-27T07:53:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfetjepllfty62wa2972qpq9gz5rdct38rzsu55qtdfv28g7dfmygzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcn00pyr Gentle reminder: I (and my amazing guest writers/readers/illustrators) can only keep doing what we do if the site continues to get traffic. That means if you like it, share it. Especially the guest blogs and audio. &#39;Likes&#39; don&#39;t help, please share. 2026-02-20T20:37:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsttwtttq3h7kkpma5fqakc39kt9qcy74l8jasccsqr0hgnkeujuhqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcmxrn93 When YouTube says &#39;this is not available in your country&#39; it should also list the countries where it *is* available, so I know which one to set my VPN to. 2026-02-19T22:25:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg2xgus9dtwxqvdge0le09qnlrens07hwrzvn9seeawu2cgtypscqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcyp459s Second bout of either food poisoning or norovirus or whatnot in 2 months. My body is really collecting ALL the bugs right now. 2026-02-18T11:42:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstmrg67ups0prszsr92ngxzhhasv8nrulqmqq3dwgh3el0j005pmczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcuvs99c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyfhmxc6jl854lnlwsapky8cfx2phq82jsk07x9q435j99rgahsrskldssr'>nevent1q…dssr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My favourite weird GOTN thing, incidentally, happened to my best mate. He was on a date with a lovely lady who asked if he read &#39;GirlOnTheNet&#39;. He said &#39;not regularly, but I&#39;m familiar with the blog&#39;. She then told him that she and I were really good friends. He sent me a pic of her dating site picture and was like &#39;I&#39;m on a date with your pal [X]!&#39; and I had to tell him that sadly I had never seen her before in my life 😂 2026-02-15T15:42:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyfhmxc6jl854lnlwsapky8cfx2phq82jsk07x9q435j99rgahsrszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc9dnfk9 Weird that the only time someone&#39;s ever seriously tried to dox me and they&#39;ve got the wrong person. In 15 years of sex blogging, I&#39;ve had one fuck-up (where I accidentally showed a group of people my real name), a few emails from guys saying &#39;this info about you is out there, you should hide it&#39; (but the info is usually fake so it&#39;s fine), and plenty of random strangers claiming they know me for kudos. But no one&#39;s ever actually tried to dox the real me. I think people are mainly nice, innit. 2026-02-15T15:40:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgrgsclknh7lmxude9tts9304ccu5rwcnk37pl6tllcpwfuxtnj2szyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrclkg27f Just had the weirdest batch of comments in. Some dude, writing entirely in German, as if he&#39;s an ex boyfriend of mine who I&#39;ve cheated on. <br/><br/>He&#39;s very very angry, and threatening to dox &#39;me&#39; (the details he has posted are not mine, and they won&#39;t ever be published). But Christ, who fucking does that. 2026-02-15T14:10:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxr7s5w7fdnuyp5ar3v3t94lywhlvtlscpln3zv7p78j5uhwnusygzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc5ym8sr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqg075eva8wlgeq9m0ae5fq3mem5u0u44fvnqv8rxmqv0ak6fqctslzfsyt'>nevent1q…fsyt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In all seriousness though, if you’re in the UK and you would like to feel hopeful (and inspire hope in other people too), join the Green Party. <br/><br/><a href="https://join.greenparty.org.uk">https://join.greenparty.org.uk</a> 2026-02-12T09:57:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqg075eva8wlgeq9m0ae5fq3mem5u0u44fvnqv8rxmqv0ak6fqctszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcz8lym6 Sex blogger, audio porn producer, and now POWERFUL LEFT WING INFLUENCER.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/057/055/322/741/854/original/1c3ce090e03188a5.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-12T09:56:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw9kuxq9fg3wf2y4dsceuj3k5ey0y3ufsnw6y7x4tavwtuujt5thczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc52jwrt Being read to, like it&#39;s storytime, by a hot dominant person... UNNGH. <br/><br/>This time in &#39;24, Lou Kane showed us how hot it can be. <a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/pleasing-you-good-job-kitten/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/pleasing-you-good-job-kitten/</a> 2026-02-10T02:15:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrc5y39kfpanvzxqnrtws3mh59meuh36nf5z5dmfe4vu8988a7caszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcprl8ey &#34;I have to switch from ‘slut’ to ‘sorry’, change my attitude from ‘no ticket, what you gonna do about it?’ to ‘I am so sorry Mr Powerful Inspector Man, please don’t dispense any punishment!’&#34;<br/><br/>Not all of my porn is set on trains. But THIS one absolutely is! <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/train-guard-face-fucked/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/train-guard-face-fucked/</a> 2026-02-09T21:21:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv58zhjcw78yrs6duwyx388hyy48c36w7pdu43geqxrzjkwrzjdgqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrchd50vn &#34;The more difficult it is to find those moments, the more important they feel to me, and the gladder I am when they arrive.&#34;<br/><br/>A fabulous and timely guest blog this week from [@bright_helpings](<a href="https://mspsocial.net/@bright_helpings">https://mspsocial.net/@bright_helpings</a> ) - sex in the time of fascism ❤️ <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-in-the-time-of-fascism/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-in-the-time-of-fascism/</a> 2026-02-06T11:41:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx7llwza3u5dja9lzqwvg85mdeasdz964haezqwksrplag22fdmwgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcmm9ms9 If you’re wondering what to get me for Valentine’s Day, it’s a hot boy to meet me after work, and an end to all the apocalyptic problems. If you’re shagging someone who’s easier to please, though, try one of the following:<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/valentines-day-respite-the-horror/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/valentines-day-respite-the-horror/</a> #ValentinesDay 2026-02-04T20:08:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz2ec0wyfrmg0jv3tu04yptrxa6n4yjddjzg0vd820qxgac8ycemqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcytgxnn Mamdani really is just Getting Shit Done and it’s beautiful <br/><br/><a href="https://futurism.com/future-society/mamdani-nyc-delivery-apps">https://futurism.com/future-society/mamdani-nyc-delivery-apps</a> 2026-02-02T22:12:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxw5ckus8ewm3aawaaqzk80lgadc9jg2gwsa7p6gy3cql7hexnsngzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcgruuku Archive #AudioPorn in which I attempt to kink something dominants do that really annoys me. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/come-for-me/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/come-for-me/</a> 2026-01-31T22:18:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstm8hwdfu05phxkv94w6utkx5nuz82xz9whpa55k7g60f23klw4tgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrclu35l5 I’d be far more turned on by going to sex clubs and testing out new kinks if there were someone beside me who I trusted to join me on that journey.<br/><br/>It is not a trip I get horny for taking alone.<br/><br/>NEW #AudioPorn, though maybe it&#39;s more feelings than porn. <br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/decades-of-sex/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/decades-of-sex/</a> 2026-01-30T10:37:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9m7lzs24t7t320adkw7mjkughcs52wf30s82u6te7a268gqyuquszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcgjqw7q Don&#39;t wanna speak too soon but I think I&#39;ve found The One.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/979/862/745/873/528/original/368d617a8c8e11f9.png"> <br/> 2026-01-29T18:44:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9z30p9gnt9ncfy0j3j7kc5lppvhus785mkwf5gk8j66d338z705czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcrq5m75 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsykfdsna233f3k6js3vez4jsn9kwuw9vgnznyjw2xmlc2rkgv7d6c0zsjwy'>nevent1q…sjwy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>thank you!!! It’s niche but I reckon it *works* 2026-01-28T19:51:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ew7j7wfz3ks6stdp7jzccldcwkm38nfx3ckrq4t02whdq97usaszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcnps2d4 How exactly do you fuck someone in the soul? <br/><br/>An #archive post that was inspired by me and a dominant guy getting weird over the concept of a daemon. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fuck-your-soul-kinky-sex-in-dark-materials/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fuck-your-soul-kinky-sex-in-dark-materials/</a> 2026-01-28T13:17:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw8rd2xjwepse7zew82x5584qcd7xn4xyz226n0ggztatmyjqgkwczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrclmyanx Quality tube nerdery here: <br/><br/><a href="https://www.mylondon.news/news/transport/brilliant-3d-maps-tube-show-33287109">https://www.mylondon.news/news/transport/brilliant-3d-maps-tube-show-33287109</a> 2026-01-26T20:44:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf077l485wgnfcyh99zg757s5trym990euj5ru2ajz5r4vf8kx9vgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc0phvs8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0ws6m3tq98xjcaxy05732wc8j9n0rwrx7ans0p0s84pp9tlxec6q4cv6au'>nevent1q…v6au</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>haha &#39;train nerd&#39;? 2026-01-25T11:09:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfa20j6e7mtqavrejgm7eq80zkk4rf90fy4728pv5j6hd8y4ucg4qzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcu97ylp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw5qmcq9d4hepxyvur6y4gfdv85kaktfghe4e78nwgyf6ggasunjsxz48ex'>nevent1q…48ex</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway I was quite proud of this one, so if your in the mood for distractions have a little read/listen. I guarantee even if you don’t have one of these toys, you’ll understand how that audio piece should work with one. <br/><br/>There’s also a fun idea in here about how to almost literally fuck a train. For my fellow train nerds. 2026-01-25T10:18:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw5qmcq9d4hepxyvur6y4gfdv85kaktfghe4e78nwgyf6ggasunjszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc62pgh5 NEW blog - I wrote some #AudioPorn tailored to the sound-activated mode on the Lovense Osci.<br/><br/>You can use any of their toys for this - butt plugs, dick vibes etc. Literally *feel* the filthy words resonating inside you. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/lovense-osci-fuck-you-with-words/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/lovense-osci-fuck-you-with-words/</a> <br/><br/>Most fun I’ve had with a sponsor product since I ate a chocolate dick. 👌 2026-01-25T10:06:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs09a9ll94use5fw602kl2xk9g5umzlqgexfpk2f8yejahsmcpcgnqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcnrwvpq &#34;This woman is helping me be myself.&#34;<br/><br/>NEW guest blog by <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ffzxayw5cfwvsz85z69sxga68yhg43z52ukyww7cz5p5uy49334qz3xqjl" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>OldManOnAJourney</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ffz…xqjl</span>)</a></span> <br/><br/>If you don&#39;t believe something can be incredibly hot AND deeply touching at the same time, I urge you to read this beautiful post about #anal fingering, and #trust. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/anal-fingering-i-trust-you/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/anal-fingering-i-trust-you/</a> 2026-01-15T12:24:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswxh9005wadg8x77n7rgv5arye6z875prk7nqc9xefdt2r52q982szyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc8h0jgn &#34;A private smile twitches at the corners of my lips as she kisses my stomach before wrapping her lips around my pulsing clit.&#34;<br/><br/>Want a nice relaxing sexy experience? Step into Dr Pryde&#39;s Relaxation Centre... courtesy of Ella Scandal <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/relaxation-centre-erotic-story/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/relaxation-centre-erotic-story/</a> 2026-01-15T01:27:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqdldqnektlpes8nlrtt7hgewku2cufjuelwg4le6czg25wvc8uzczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc3gj0wf &#34;When people treat your love like it is cheap, worthless trash, it’s easy to fall into the trap of believing that *you* are trash too. But you aren&#39;t.&#34;<br/><br/>This time last year, I encouraged men of London to up their game. <br/><br/>[Possibly one of my favourite posts, I felt it so good]<br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/up-your-game/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/up-your-game/</a> 2026-01-14T11:43:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrhdegqhgkypctyy0cg2cqltrj0ryqvn6nac9t672hscqyy84rgdqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc9hsjmv Can&#39;t quite believe that there&#39;s now a SEVEN part series up on the site. Ludicrously hot, beautifully read, and a journey that takes in so many different #kinky experiences. Come check out the latest in this series on the site! <br/><br/>Huge thanks to <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1n60xfa6rmml6duupkntt6cr2882krueghl8ze37ya0mvmmtu82ms7us00e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sundial</span> (<span class="italic">npub1n60…s00e</span>)</a></span> 😍 (and there&#39;s MORE coming soon!)<br/><br/>#AudioPorn #Kink #BJ <a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-7-blow-job-heaven/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-7-blow-job-heaven/</a> 2026-01-13T01:12:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0yl2s8c29vwsruvekn2u5an9n5afcw4qgct7va6pend2hy80wvczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcdsx0hy &#34;He went on to explain that bare #feet really turned him on and actually he was solid as we spoke&#34;<br/><br/>More #AudioPorn from the archive! This one courtesy of the fabulous Sherryl Blu! <a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/tinder-toes-foot-fetish-sex-story/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/tinder-toes-foot-fetish-sex-story/</a> 2026-01-11T22:38:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvzdqz9uzzyg3wpsawys5rlmnsd757deh7904uhcrsnuspa7llhjqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcdfdctk “Just because there are no *romantic* feelings, doesn’t mean that I have no feelings at all.”<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/casual-should-not-mean-contempt/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/casual-should-not-mean-contempt/</a><br/><br/>NEW blog, ‘casual’ sex doesn’t mean you get to treat the other person with contempt. <br/><br/>Fabulous art by [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> )<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/875/163/995/270/262/original/21cd5d5f4f53c7b4.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-11T07:02:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9z08p6qd9qg2e86vkq3d3sndq67etnzmjwd3ffwdd9vrj5mhzvugzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc3z405g Work/personal news: I recently scored one of these kickass things off my sponsor Lovense and I am pretty excited because I am a big nerd who enjoys smart features (yes, I know there are data issues that come with smart #SexToys - I am fully informed and consenting) <br/><br/>My problem is there is too much I want to do with it to fit into one blog post. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.lovense.com/r/ylb82z">https://www.lovense.com/r/ylb82z</a><br/><br/>FOR EXAMPLE... 🧵 2026-01-07T10:57:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgcqd5dndp49hmdfvdtlgjqt9wmuhn0ym7wn2essavjzqtcjsg30szyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrccjmewm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsww79nk28y5j33gjcqtyva983jfytzw2rdjpxtagkcj7frq5xp79c922cwa'>nevent1q…2cwa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter&#34;<br/><br/><a href="https://www.ft.com/content/ad94db4c-95a0-4c65-bd8d-3b43e1251091?accessToken=zwAGR7kzep9gkdOtlNtMlaBMZdO9jTtD4SUQkQ.MEYCIQCdZajuC9uga-d9b5Z1t0HI2BIcnkVoq98loextLRpCTgIhAPL3rW72aTHBNL_lS7s1ONpM2vBgNlBNHDBeGbHkPkZj&amp;sharetype=gift&amp;token=a7473827-0799-4064-9008-bf22b3c99711">https://www.ft.com/content/ad94db4c-95a0-4c65-bd8d-3b43e1251091?accessToken=zwAGR7kzep9gkdOtlNtMlaBMZdO9jTtD4SUQkQ.MEYCIQCdZajuC9uga-d9b5Z1t0HI2BIcnkVoq98loextLRpCTgIhAPL3rW72aTHBNL_lS7s1ONpM2vBgNlBNHDBeGbHkPkZj&amp;sharetype=gift&amp;token=a7473827-0799-4064-9008-bf22b3c99711</a> 2026-01-07T10:45:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsww79nk28y5j33gjcqtyva983jfytzw2rdjpxtagkcj7frq5xp79czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc0ewqc6 I&#39;m so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to &#39;protect the children&#39; while Elon Musk&#39;s site can just generate CSAM with total impunity. 2026-01-07T10:04:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy8sxwr3qxpttczn4py92ndjhzp4l93axzq0zt35my0w4pr7drfcgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc3m3zhf NEW blog! Contains one of my favourite sentences in the English language: <br/><br/>“You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.”<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fill-cum-not-asleep/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fill-cum-not-asleep/</a><br/><br/>#cum #sleep #sex 2026-01-04T16:18:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrc4vw6k3q4xmpqmf9k8cf6z06dkyfyj39u58pzw4j7skc672yfrgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcuvj8qa #ICYMI this week&#39;s new #AudioPorn! <a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/skilful-seduction/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/skilful-seduction/</a> If you like something soft and intimate with lots of kissing. <br/><br/>If you prefer something fucking disgusting, here&#39;s last week&#39;s: <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in-my-mouth-and-elsewhere/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in-my-mouth-and-elsewhere/</a><br/><br/>I cater to a range of tastes. 2026-01-03T17:27:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspm0l7y08uk3spwda347j0p4jqsgu74fwsuvz3j9rhs2n9stc58aqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrce2yt3v &#34;My favourite thing is when my dom brags about me, or is telling someone about what I do for them and the other person gets super jealous that they don’t have someone like me.&#34;<br/><br/>Fantastic guest blog from this time last year by Harley &lt;3 <a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/love-domestic-service-sub/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/love-domestic-service-sub/</a> 2026-01-02T21:20:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdpvpj0rgaxg0dfvfr3j8q64c20nzh2u3zawam5ky6kpeme4k58xszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcu82fmr EPIC 2025 round-up, a year of truly astonishing guest contributions. I will never be able to do justice to the awesome people who share them. But I&#39;ve tried.<br/><br/>Grab a cup of tea/glass of wine/sex toy of your choice and explore... <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-sex-blog-audio-porn/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-sex-blog-audio-porn/</a><br/><br/>#NewYear #SexBlog<br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-sex-blog-audio-porn/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-sex-blog-audio-porn/</a> 2025-12-28T15:36:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszz2mnte7r6vhh4rcxjvuzwgxlysavyv8g7ny8r6yc7tw43ygh0jqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrchlmqwl This basically never happens, but today my Dad told me a story about when I was little. <br/><br/>He used to read to me from Winnie the Pooh, and he’d do SUCH good voices. His Piglet was truly world class. <br/><br/>Today he was talking about it and saying he remembered asking me why I closed my eyes while he was reading, instead of looking at the illustrations. And apparently I replied:<br/><br/>“The pictures in my head are always better.” 2025-12-26T18:51:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgekfqzqkc3e3e095ymsuy253zrz8h0sca4kcwmwqgplwl0zrscfgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcydxqt6 I absolutely love central London at this time of year - chill and beautifully peaceful cos so many people have gone away for Xmas ❤️ 2025-12-22T09:48:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs05y8lfk96caktpm06hxwfpqefq66x5w5nwqczvq70ydt29fya27czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcq3x6r4 I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.<br/><br/>NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-on-your-own/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-on-your-own/</a><br/><br/>Gorgeous art by [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> ) ❤️<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/759/278/256/296/092/original/f8609bbb1b767779.png"> <br/> 2025-12-21T19:46:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgl4c9x4g86tjzgz7e8gk7p8azrurspq8cmdtpdqe525tekl34ysgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc0wkf3c &#34;He slaps my tits with the spoon. Direct blows to the front of them. Your hands are at my ass, each holding one on my cheeks.&#34;<br/><br/>NEW #AudioPorn by <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1n60xfa6rmml6duupkntt6cr2882krueghl8ze37ya0mvmmtu82ms7us00e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sundial</span> (<span class="italic">npub1n60…s00e</span>)</a></span> - the next in her amazing Sunday series to round off your weekend! <a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-6-please-spanking/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-6-please-spanking/</a> 2025-12-21T18:26:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsggnv74j4d0me96h0n7sneesrcfaefjwlx22qcx96jxf6cyra3afszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcv3gge9 &#34;Every street and tree and car belongs to a world in which a man is going to be inside me.&#34;<br/><br/>NEW guest blog about #FirstTime sex, and it&#39;s really beautiful ❤️<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/first-time-sex-3/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/first-time-sex-3/</a> 2025-12-18T12:49:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswqc7zxv5stxw5zr4xz0s2udrh87yxsqkmtp0d5zdt39rnh7h2xvqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcuj5m0r &#34;I want to savour him. And so I nuzzle the base of him, licking his balls, all the while making sure to keep my face in contact with his dick. &#34;<br/><br/>NEW guest #AudioPorn by <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1n60xfa6rmml6duupkntt6cr2882krueghl8ze37ya0mvmmtu82ms7us00e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sundial</span> (<span class="italic">npub1n60…s00e</span>)</a></span> over on Patreon... <br/><br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/sunday-7-bj-new-145921796">https://www.patreon.com/posts/sunday-7-bj-new-145921796</a> 2025-12-15T18:48:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszrdwppz63xnj9zaggyseuqt8pejz0uyzs8pd0s00gzdv85rnw09szyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcapmm3p I have to fill out a wish list for some silly family gift exchange but it just makes me feel so impotent. I need nothing. I want no physical objects. All I want for Christmas is for the people I love to be well and happy. And they don’t fucking sell that at Argos 😡 2025-12-14T18:59:07Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8q2ewphsa2dw9gdly8c5xn3d8te90tpnn7yh56zmnx8xtpafhleqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc2h7m2f I may not have the face that launched a thousand ships, but do I have the arse that could launch a man off the sofa and onto the Overground at midnight on a very cold Wednesday?<br/><br/>NEW blog, with gorgeous art by [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> ) 😍<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexy-dream-cum-on-the-carpet/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexy-dream-cum-on-the-carpet/</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/716/996/975/627/683/original/3a68d2104ffc3ddc.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-14T08:40:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswc03a6ar5xfr769xqe39t33vk760erdmq3xgl0zv5jjnc6pqnfwqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcgu4tv3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqn63gx274smtmcu9cqwnd6uae2a4vvgnp0wmz7sjqh6plx30dxhqldvuul'>nevent1q…vuul</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>haha brilliant =) I am so envious that you have two languages! That is very cool! 2025-12-12T10:33:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx6wa2n0dfjy4z9vmmxqkz5ayr7vgah09ta98vmze9ls5k2ds0j5szyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcwmsgy7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy39ad3et5vl4kzhfwhglz7l0tfndecvs8u4ce85r8rswg3gp9sxqrrr6yd'>nevent1q…r6yd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Years later, an older relative spouted some bullshit at me about how &#39;X% of kids in London don&#39;t speak English as a first language!&#39; and I told her this story. <br/><br/>Gently informing her that &#39;English as a second language&#39;, when you LIVE in the UK and are being educated in the school system, doesn&#39;t mean you can&#39;t speak English - it means you&#39;re bilingual. <br/><br/>I am in awe of kids who grow up bi- or multi-lingual, and I wish I&#39;d had the same opportunity. It&#39;s a valuable skill and should be celebrated. 2025-12-12T10:14:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy39ad3et5vl4kzhfwhglz7l0tfndecvs8u4ce85r8rswg3gp9sxqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcv8jwrd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdfm72y04hc2e5y5485l6kanxp7hx5jvlrh76tj3la9xh8ay0huzsd5dvex'>nevent1q…dvex</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>As someone who&#39;d grown up in a place with very little immigration, then spent a couple of years abroad struggling to learn as much of the language as I could to get by, it absolutely floored me that I now lived in a city where people working the checkout in Sainsbury&#39;s could casually switch languages just to make it easier for an old lady to get her Nectar points or whatever. <br/><br/>What an astonishingly beautiful thing. <br/><br/>What a gift! 2025-12-12T10:11:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdfm72y04hc2e5y5485l6kanxp7hx5jvlrh76tj3la9xh8ay0huzszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcfudw89 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9wf8ljw65prrf0a4lp06uprp4752d3pdzefd47gf6kxgwxtqjmwgtc4udw'>nevent1q…4udw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can&#39;t remember what, probably &#39;do you have a Nectar card?&#39; or sthing. The lady was quite old, and wearing niqab, so he couldn&#39;t see her face, but she just tilted her head to the side like she didn&#39;t understand and this kid immediately switched language and asked again. <br/><br/>Another head tilt. <br/><br/>And he asked again, this time in a new language. <br/><br/>She got it, and chatted back to him. <br/><br/>Blew my mind, honestly. This kid who was working a shift in Sainsbury&#39;s was just CASUALLY TRILINGUAL. 2025-12-12T10:09:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9wf8ljw65prrf0a4lp06uprp4752d3pdzefd47gf6kxgwxtqjmwgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcww8ttr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszkle8gyl5yncphrty07ak64jwzxtfw8sfyy3h4qgktwncwt76c8sf8245m'>nevent1q…245m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>One of the things that made me fall in love with London was a visit to Sainsbury&#39;s in Whitechapel a couple of weeks after I&#39;d arrived. I always swore I&#39;d leave London quickly - it was dirty and smelly and busy and stressful. But I grew to love it pretty quickly, not least because when you have so many people in one place, people suddenly become endlessly fascinating. <br/><br/>Anyway. Sainsbury&#39;s. <br/><br/>A lad was scanning a lady&#39;s shopping through the checkout, got to the end and asked her something. 🧵 2025-12-12T10:07:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszkle8gyl5yncphrty07ak64jwzxtfw8sfyy3h4qgktwncwt76c8szyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc8j2s0s I see racists are doing &#34;did you know X% of kids in Glasgow/London/Birmingham don&#39;t have English as a first language!?&#34; bullshit again. <br/><br/>BILINGUAL. The word you&#39;re looking for to smack them down is &#39;bilingual&#39;. Most children who &#39;don&#39;t have English as a first language&#39; have two languages. Sometimes more! Why do you hate this? It&#39;s fucking beautiful! 2025-12-12T10:05:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdz8sl26jlcaa4vdrqtffqk3lx3f8c3ryn7hh33dunmsx3zn9y3zszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc9r56ph CN: rape<br/><br/>The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/</a> This time in &#39;23<br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/</a> 2025-12-10T12:56:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxnc9j9aykcdgw85h68rtwjhsgwf3val920twqv78ys9506qwq58szyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc7na2f2 RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115690517791873194">https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115690517791873194</a><br/><br/>Years ago I saw a charity comedy gig hosted by Josie Long. It also had Jimmy Carr, just after the tax scandal. He got absolutely rinsed by the audience, led by a group of people sitting near me. <br/><br/>When Josie came back on, she said &#39;hey can you be nice? He&#39;s helping me raise money for a charity I care about!&#39;. She seemed so sad, so I shouted, &#39;we love you Josie!&#39; and she assumed I was the person who&#39;d kicked off the Carr hate. I still think about this sometimes and cringe myself to death.<br/>nostr:note1fuap2l24kxqtmytwlg29uhd9wtzkm6t4a9533c68jwnjqhzzh5zs83aule<br/> 2025-12-09T20:27:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdqtzf5n7af2z87yl56h48zx0pssxdzfhpspejk2kcshm8uu5gjnczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcyapq23 Pls admire the most #London photo I’ve ever taken. <br/><br/>Fox waiting for the last train.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/684/184/890/855/421/original/f897c3a4fd858cb0.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-08T13:29:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2z8gdcq6wng9awm6qfd2spv5328hk6ym29rn2ua5554qu0dvd63czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc07w085 From sensual bondage to full-on anal hook fuckery, this year&#39;s #Christmas gift guide covers a very wide range of #kink and #sex ideas and I&#39;m pretty proud of it. <br/><br/>Click the links if you want to support my site, or just enjoy the hot fantasies if you&#39;re not in the market for buying stuff right now. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/christmas-gifts-sexy-suggestions-2025/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/christmas-gifts-sexy-suggestions-2025/</a> Thanks [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> ) for the gorgeous playful image!<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/679/283/846/313/262/original/ae5a39d2a36a35a6.png"> <br/> 2025-12-07T16:46:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8usz9ds2ajpt6acjxe75c2rmm6muq7l3gr0j7r2af52p8ta23kkszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcz99cmh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8nnsgrymzfhpf5w7zntf0j8xd29fwgr2kmwnlrcy97tghcp84cqc9tyvpw'>nevent1q…yvpw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>love the meta of this - it’s inappropriate because I already know the tube map. Would never need the reminder 😉 2025-12-03T22:30:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszz52a9kcljl354fjke0055hs7g04e8uq45yvtg7d2f2dz2xexfzqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc2cpds5 Really want a new tattoo. What should I get? <br/><br/>(Wrong answers only) 2025-12-03T21:12:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq3a0zmvmrkanpl9h79ns8m8njgtqm82qulkm5h5zt2p6r7qqdanszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrczrfq65 Seeing as I&#39;m still fucking ill, I am taking the opportunity to break in my new boots. <br/><br/>Here&#39;s one for my #feet guys. And also my #DirtyCarpet guys.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/657/172/331/503/067/original/3a1ffbbbb9cb034f.png"> <br/> 2025-12-03T19:01:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2w5qkaw3t0czv7th86h9h7hpjgk3vvxekg5glu89nxr9aumeuhlgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc6k3c45 CN: rape<br/><br/>This time in 2023, I told a story that still disgusts me today. <br/><br/>Occasionally people ask me what happened with this, so I guess at some point I should update you on the aftermath. I have stuff in draft but it feels maybe too late? <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/</a><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/</a> 2025-12-03T12:42:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgw5n9h9s6wfy5nxzts5hc55a67xsltrrzv4n6fhhxvq643v0v8qgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcvvr65q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr8r8ykzx64kxp2yxter0y5dgcevhaptjrxn0l4fnreymx7glug6qym7c0v'>nevent1q…7c0v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>so I think I don&#39;t want to name them because I strongly suspect that they are spammy chancers who are relying at least in part on people doing this to get views. In this instance I don&#39;t want anyone to go looking at their site at all, as if they&#39;ve done this to me then who knows how many of their other bits of content are also ripped nonconsensually 2025-12-03T12:21:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvc8jswpzfz7mrzknt5ccnfe70c2gedpu27tnxtjv7gyvhdsklcaczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc4etf07 Jesus fucking Christ - a company ripped off the entire content of my Patreon call the other day and just republished it online. This literally includes video in which I show people around my bedroom, very personal stories about my life, and contributions from others that are private as well. <br/><br/>I am fucking incensed??? I have sent a DMCA takedown, but what in the world makes them think it&#39;s acceptable to rip this content off under the guise of &#39;promoting&#39; me. LIVID. 2025-12-03T11:08:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspc686wpaexnstfatfnvr8x4v54ljwxl3pwq4pfuqlpykdq4897egzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcdh3v90 NEW blog: Please do not ever &#39;settle&#39; for me<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-dont-settle-for-me/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-dont-settle-for-me/</a><br/><br/>With apologies and thanks to Doctor Nerdlove, who said I could have a go at explaining this. <br/><br/>And big thanks to [@stuart_cb](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb">https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb</a> ) as always for this amazing image.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/638/530/992/490/486/original/9529c8346dfd2c2c.png"> <br/> 2025-11-30T12:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv6q6y7aqjdm40m8nj56w5aqan9vzfwj4c5tm9f3zuvul6tyqw2nszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcad6u0v All I wanted ❤️<br/><br/><a href="https://xkcd.com/3172/">https://xkcd.com/3172/</a> 2025-11-25T16:27:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg7lwxfz00jg8lrxskz07j9h4p3zccjljld00mkekartruyfrn0eszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcw5nqfz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvd7c29kptpp3h5486urdz75cwc72a9nak6xuf5f9uaq06qexmxrchgzr4z'>nevent1q…zr4z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>FYI this includes the most devastating line in any blog post on my site. <br/><br/>&#34;One day you’ll have an orgasm for the last time in your life and you won’t know that’s what’s happening.&#34; 2025-11-19T14:28:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvd7c29kptpp3h5486urdz75cwc72a9nak6xuf5f9uaq06qexmxrczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcmvy90t As is traditional on #InternationalMensDay, I&#39;m going to repost a few of my favourite ever guest blogs from dudes. <br/><br/>Starting with this gorgeous piece about &#39;performance&#39;.<br/><br/>&#34;In that post-orgasmic woe you can slip back into oh god am I wasting this fuck and on into oh fuck am I wasting my life.&#34;<br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/performance-anxiety-cake-death/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/performance-anxiety-cake-death/</a> 2025-11-19T13:12:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsggq3j59qtx3kdggpkwlv0cg3z4ajudeag6h3palmxvzqelfwkqrczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcfcky48 When you think you’ve come up with a sick burn but you’re smearing it on the walls in your own faeces. <br/><br/>I wouldn’t normally let comments like this through but this outlook is fascinating and wrong in ways that are both hilarious and profoundly tragic. It’s exactly the sort of thing I might write a 4000 word essay about. 👌<br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-get-rejected/#comment-1087447">https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-get-rejected/#comment-1087447</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/499/528/891/645/996/original/4bad47a01a606d72.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-05T22:30:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2h67gakcp98mgfluxysuxy7guy2sez5845px6a70xcd9ant44fpczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc4gysp4 I’m going the extra mile to bring you Halloween content this year... <br/><br/><a href="https://www.blood.co.uk">https://www.blood.co.uk</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/463/971/910/399/799/original/d35f394d92b08289.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-30T16:07:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp9gz9u2sfuym7cevq29qclc3wqd2dqfl9maze0t2k72vf9cm3plszyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcu8hsuy After over a decade of &#39;being more than happy to take my fucking money&#39;, Mailchimp has now finally banned me for adult content. <br/><br/>Any recommendations for *extremely simple* mail services? I just need to feed it an RSS, and have it email subscribers when a new post goes out. Also need a simple widget for Wordpress to collect emails on the site. 2025-10-27T08:51:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs07497wekt595pwgwzvmrjxdfa4rdfe7hfz544hxyf4qyakgdwygqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrchxwwzf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsprgme3ufn5j0cpylvc3p7phkczngnre9672a02zltvgjp25dfclc3ax0wc'>nevent1q…x0wc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“Oh but vaccinations don’t protect you from traffic accidents!”<br/>“Actually you’re not meant to cycle or drive after you’ve been vaccinated!”<br/>“I hope you wore a helmet!!”<br/><br/>Miss me with all of this, I’m busy living forever bitches. 2025-10-16T14:14:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsprgme3ufn5j0cpylvc3p7phkczngnre9672a02zltvgjp25dfclczyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcuryveq Got my Covid jab as well as my flu one so now I’m immortal. Riding my bike back home from the pharmacy with the confidence of a woman who can never die. 2025-10-16T14:13:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9wj0gf6kgup45wqne82fxcmneh2wvx7jshddcj8pl0htye5sngsqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcltc3zm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx9klcmx5umm3qzhpcemww90ths6s0rd984r0avsl5kqhnx5rrjmgx4wx76'>nevent1q…wx76</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Obviously I’m mainly getting vaccinated for selfish reasons (I can’t afford time off work), but it’s super weird to see how far the needle has swung from ‘get vaxxed, keep everyone safe!’ to ‘lol fuck you, you’re healthy enough to ride out a winter of disease.’ 2025-10-15T14:36:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx9klcmx5umm3qzhpcemww90ths6s0rd984r0avsl5kqhnx5rrjmgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcr66ewr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspyjmyehs29fgxg0wn55ldnsrjucpuqyp3gnw0lfatnyu3fzk0f6cj0sz0n'>nevent1q…sz0n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My pro tip for those hunting down vaccines in London this winter is... call ahead. It was extremely hard to find a pharmacy offering private flu jabs OTC. Everyone said no, try elsewhere, till eventually a nice pharmacist shrugged and gave me a free one because apparently they never use all the flu jabs they’re given. Private Covid jabs are even harder to get, and the only place near me that does them has to order them in. 😭 2025-10-15T14:35:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspyjmyehs29fgxg0wn55ldnsrjucpuqyp3gnw0lfatnyu3fzk0f6czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcf5qjxa After a mammoth 3 hour quest, I finally managed to get my flu jab, and have a tip on a covid jab for tomorrow afternoon. If you’re a gentle man with nice hands now’s the time to pop round my gaff to spoon feed me comforting soups. 2025-10-15T14:31:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2wjdrp5fh3fsmgfafd9z79esnv5xgya2rqlyv0gvxnyzyx03drjqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc0t6p66 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq2p24tw6snf0j7u07w76fyrz3qqel2qaa8328ga0vkgn9g7ff3rga5cmfq'>nevent1q…cmfq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>OK this has been bothering me as replies come in to this post so I just wanna say sthing: <br/><br/>A few people are commenting &#39;ah but talking about the ways we can identify LLM content means people will tweak the LLMs so they learn how to better mimic humans&#39;. <br/><br/>Yes. This is possible and even likely. But I think we should discuss how to identify LLMs anyway. Continuing the logic of this would mean we should never share knowledge in case it falls into the hands of bad actors. 2025-10-08T12:36:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp7r48ntwp7stsvjfk6awt8syw8fged4cfq9lmncmr5trc8027saqzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc9lth9g Got a bit more money in the budget so I&#39;ve doubled payment for guest blogs. <br/><br/>£40 now rather than £20, come pitch me a story if you&#39;ve got something sexy to say. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/guest-blogs/">https://www.girlonthenet.com/guest-blogs/</a> 2025-10-02T11:11:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq2p24tw6snf0j7u07w76fyrz3qqel2qaa8328ga0vkgn9g7ff3rgzyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrc5facqd This is super interesting. Wikipedia editors put together a guide on patterns that tend to crop up regularly in AI writing. <br/><br/><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Signs_of_AI_writing">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Signs_of_AI_writing</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/283/175/988/160/587/original/6df0de3fbcb9a1be.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-28T17:48:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswvcu8vdxs7hqm8j09cfwj67qwjm4jl7vhgx6hesh42lpzj6ak09czyparu7lgutaszn2ak35hgepu8vfs3phl27v2j4axg3wanjtr2whrcuwzleu I think a baseline level of my anxiety can be attributed to the following frequent realisation:<br/><br/>OH MY GOD WHAT? I’M A FUCKING GROWN UP. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TREATING ME AS IF I KNOW WHAT IM DOING FOR OVER TWO DECADES. THAT’S TERRIFYING. I AM LITERALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING BILLS AND VOTING. SOMETIMES I LOOK AFTER CHILDREN. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO ANY OF THIS. WHAT THE FUCK. 2025-09-21T20:43:35Z