Nostr notes by Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀

like @npub1fkv…d565 points out it may not have that much of an ...

2026-04-21T16:31:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…p5u4
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like :blank: (npub1fkv…d565) points out it may not have that much of an impact on you but https://byteiota.com/postgresql-50-slower-on-linux-7-0-aws-alert/
idk sounds pretty intense.

you hear about linux kernel 7.0 nerfing the fuck out of postgres?

2026-04-21T16:27:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…urfn
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you hear about linux kernel 7.0 nerfing the fuck out of postgres?

economic factors influencing my vacation decisions ...

2026-04-21T02:11:34Z

economic factors influencing my vacation decisions

what be dis

2026-04-21T01:11:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…m4lj
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what be dis

wipe back to front

2026-04-20T17:31:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…lt2d
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wipe back to front

do guys seriously not know women aren't supposed to do that ...

2026-04-20T17:27:46Z

do guys seriously not know women aren't supposed to do that like I thought that was common knowledge

this is what they took from us ...

2026-04-20T02:33:01Z

this is what they took from us

say it on mumble pussy

2026-04-19T17:37:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…7yqd
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say it on mumble pussy

ive never used elixr before

2026-04-19T16:22:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…9nce
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ive never used elixr before

what do you mean sketch things out with state

2026-04-19T16:21:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…8vr4
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what do you mean sketch things out with state

tf are you building

2026-04-19T15:55:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…ryq4
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tf are you building

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2026-04-19T04:16:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…nnsh
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:landlordmon_left:

The next time you're out on the lake just know that theres a ...

2026-04-18T22:23:59Z

The next time you're out on the lake just know that theres a sysco truck at the bottom of the water putting fish on your hook

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2026-04-18T21:39:56Z

What restaurant has actually good pancakes

Guy who makes hellthreads all by himself ...

2026-04-18T14:05:28Z

Guy who makes hellthreads all by himself

I cannot fast during work crunch time it fucks with my hormones ...

2026-04-16T22:54:34Z

I cannot fast during work crunch time it fucks with my hormones too much. Guess im bulking for a while longer

whys that niggas hair look so unnatural

2026-04-16T13:25:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…zf3d
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whys that niggas hair look so unnatural

my brother in christ that is all of fedi

2026-04-15T18:47:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…z7av
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my brother in christ that is all of fedi

Yt autoplay poisoning my dreams ...

2026-04-15T12:45:01Z

Yt autoplay poisoning my dreams

WHERE IS YOUR GEP GUN ...

2026-04-15T02:36:47Z

WHERE IS YOUR GEP GUN

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2026-04-14T19:32:51Z

Last night i :sog: :plasticburgor: ed your sister

I bought too many eggs and they're about to expire. What do I ...

2026-04-14T01:07:25Z

I bought too many eggs and they're about to expire. What do I do about this situation chat?

hmmm @npub1ldv…pcqp can you see me

2026-04-13T00:43:00Z

hmmm :seven: (npub1ldv…pcqp) can you see me

The real story of the twin towers ...

2026-04-11T18:20:05Z

The real story of the twin towers

whats a female unc? aut? anc?

2026-04-11T14:50:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…pqc3
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whats a female unc? aut? anc?

Okay PSA you look at these two bags and would think the isolate ...

2026-04-10T22:01:27Z

Okay PSA you look at these two bags and would think the isolate is a better deal. Both 32 ounces and the isolate has 25 g protein per serving.

TURNS OUT the isolate has less servings per bag and its more expensive. I divided it out and the concentrate is the cheaper option

gzip short for grugzip

2026-04-10T17:33:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…xmlk
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gzip short for grugzip

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2026-04-10T14:40:45Z

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2026-04-10T13:38:59Z

Gotta get more chicken #bulkingseason :niggastrong::porb:

WHY DO YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE BAD EYES YOU MONSTER

2026-04-10T12:41:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…cup6
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WHY DO YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE BAD EYES YOU MONSTER

sysco, japan #note1d5y…2vjg

2026-04-10T12:34:07Z

sysco, japan
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:porb: <- on the no fly list

2026-04-09T20:50:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…k7ss
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:porb: <- on the no fly list

actually why do you not have ZSH installed?

2026-04-08T17:38:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…2t6j
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actually why do you not have ZSH installed?

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2026-04-03T21:21:07Z

guy who types in www.

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2026-04-02T01:12:22Z

:sherect::licky:

slow neighborhoods and nature. If a bear eats me i will have ...

2026-03-31T15:28:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…2mvd
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slow neighborhoods and nature. If a bear eats me i will have served my biological mission

i briefly considered an ipad but i hate iPhone enough as it is. ...

2026-03-31T15:16:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…ejuw
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i briefly considered an ipad but i hate iPhone enough as it is. Ultimately anything thats not a phone will be too cumbersome to move around with and work at the same time. Considering getting a tiny plugin keyboard and mouse for when i actually had to sit down and do detailed computer things

its sshd into a powerful machine. I like being outside and the ...

2026-03-31T15:09:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…n2jn
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its sshd into a powerful machine. I like being outside and the input method i use doesnt matter much to me

Id like to ask clownnigga what's actually wrong with this but ...

2026-03-31T15:06:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…7ae6
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Id like to ask clownnigga what's actually wrong with this but he'd just give some snippy dismissive response so whats the point

My goal is to be able to work my job from my phone and damn i ...

2026-03-31T14:42:42Z

My goal is to be able to work my job from my phone and damn i feel like im getting close to that

what do you think of :sherect:

2026-03-28T17:02:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…mcff
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what do you think of :sherect:

Defamatory image ...

2026-03-28T14:03:54Z

Defamatory image

were these pringles on MLK blvd

2026-03-27T17:51:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…vney
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were these pringles on MLK blvd

>buy can of pringles >all the chips are crushed to dust ...

2026-03-27T17:42:34Z

>buy can of pringles
>all the chips are crushed to dust
Nigga how they are ARMORED

Repeating to myself I HATE WINDOWS I HATE WINDOWS while suffering ...

2026-03-26T15:17:32Z

Repeating to myself I HATE WINDOWS I HATE WINDOWS while suffering the same bug i also just hit on linux

Theres a conspiracy to get men to moisturize by including it in ...

2026-03-25T16:42:16Z

Theres a conspiracy to get men to moisturize by including it in their shaving cream THE JEWS DIS THIS

isekai'd into a world where everything is exactly the same ...

2026-03-24T20:22:37Z

isekai'd into a world where everything is exactly the same except theres big floating cats in the sky and everyone thinks youre crazy for bringing it up

quoting
note1g4f…hpeg

"Boy I sure wish there was something to give me shade on a hot day"

The humble cumulus cloud:

"Boy I sure wish there was something to give me shade on a ...

2026-03-24T18:36:29Z

"Boy I sure wish there was something to give me shade on a hot day"

The humble cumulus cloud:

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2026-03-24T16:33:23Z

honda civic nationalism think about it

get bullied by me ...

2026-03-24T01:58:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…4dsu
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get bullied by me

they're new within the last year or so

2026-03-24T01:52:52Z

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they're new within the last year or so

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2026-03-24T01:51:28Z

debating if I should kill the cougar or not

Neurolink would be really cool if the tech industry wasn't ...

2026-03-23T17:31:13Z

Neurolink would be really cool if the tech industry wasn't run by tyrannical pedophiles

your advice is incomprehensible but i will take it to heart thank ...

2026-03-23T16:06:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…6k5r
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your advice is incomprehensible but i will take it to heart thank you friends :catflower:

yes thats good stay positive :catflower:

2026-03-23T15:37:37Z

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yes thats good stay positive :catflower:

ive been on fedi for 5 years :juneabyss:

2026-03-23T00:29:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…uka3
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ive been on fedi for 5 years :juneabyss:

that sounds like a long way to say "slut"

2026-03-22T23:30:33Z

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that sounds like a long way to say "slut"

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2026-03-22T13:54:00Z

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2026-03-21T21:36:23Z

FDA sent a warning letter to an indian drug manufacturer and ...

2026-03-21T16:17:53Z

FDA sent a warning letter to an indian drug manufacturer and actually included pictures of it for the public to view

I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY WINHTTP TAKES 3 SECONDS TO PING ...

2026-03-20T16:56:06Z

I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY WINHTTP TAKES 3 SECONDS TO PING LOCALHOST:8000 AND ITS REACHING OUT TO FUCKING CLOUDFLARE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT LOCAHOST IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN :marseygigaretard:

quoting
note1lyc…u9gn

\>windows checks remote DNS for what localhost resolves to

nigga
# WHAT

\>windows checks remote DNS for what localhost resolves to ...

2026-03-20T16:53:18Z

\>windows checks remote DNS for what localhost resolves to

nigga
# WHAT

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2026-03-19T04:48:46Z

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s'been interesting working next to it in true "agent ...

2026-03-17T21:30:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…pt98
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s'been interesting working next to it in true "agent mode". I would describe its competence as something like a right-below senior engineer with the knowledge of a principal engineer but it never has those "ah hah, this is retarded lets take this in a different direction" moments which is why you still need humans who know what they're doing to manage it.

i been writing all morning im using this as a chance to touch ...

2026-03-17T21:25:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…58pq
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i been writing all morning im using this as a chance to touch grass

Oh i see how it is ...

2026-03-17T21:19:11Z

Oh i see how it is

Isnt this nigga like 40 :niggainsane: ...

2026-03-16T20:44:33Z

Isnt this nigga like 40 :niggainsane:

YOU PICK THEM UP AND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM (they still ...

2026-03-16T16:49:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…ymmr
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YOU PICK THEM UP AND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM (they still won't notice)

The putposet of going to the gym is so you can look more ...

2026-03-16T16:47:10Z

The putposet of going to the gym is so you can look more intimidating to retards who sit on the machines scrolling instagram for half an hour

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2026-03-15T21:12:41Z

calling it boring is misleading. It's unmedicated ...

2026-03-14T05:49:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…nuy6
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calling it boring is misleading. It's unmedicated schizophrenia.

The Mexican government has captured cartel boss El Retardo ...

2026-03-12T20:02:14Z

The Mexican government has captured cartel boss El Retardo
violence is expected in the streets tonight stay safe friends 🙏

People shout about AI making you retarded and then have nothing ...

2026-03-12T15:31:48Z

People shout about AI making you retarded and then have nothing to say about web frameworks

>watching video on CPU access patterns >"back in the ...

2026-03-10T23:30:16Z

>watching video on CPU access patterns
>"back in the day, memory was very expensive"
:niggasob:

At some point youtube began limiting videos based on microphone ...

2026-03-10T23:20:25Z

At some point youtube began limiting videos based on microphone quality and inadvertently banned the entire nation of india in doing so

you can connect claude to your box and your hog ...

2026-03-10T21:09:56Z

you can connect claude to your box and your hog

cyberia is so universally blocked over having emotes like ...

2026-03-08T14:16:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…2mgh
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cyberia is so universally blocked over having emotes like :niggachicken:💨 that the other side of the network may as well not exist. The most we have is 'gray fedi' which is like whinge town or coon quest or whatever.

"beat" is maybe a loaded term but I mean that every ...

2026-03-08T14:01:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…tlke
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"beat" is maybe a loaded term but I mean that every faceoff between platforms becomes inappropriately lopsided compared to what you would expect. I'd expect maybe 90% would go with the popular platform and 10% would take the alternative, but it never works like that. It rather ends up being 99.95% vs 0.05% every time.

I'm realizing though that there's probably a disconnect here because our feeds look wildly different. I don't see news hardly at all and I rarely see drama so it's hard for me to think of this site as anything like a news aggregator.

>Fedi thrives and survives on controversy in its own unique way

Does it? I only ever see 'controversy' out of the mastodon-aligned side which I don't count as living in the same universe as us. On that note though, you are likely right that dama/controversy is a big crowd draw and that's one reason why twitter has 1,000,000x dark fedi's active users. I don't like the kind of people who are obsessed with that though and it's why I like dark-fedi.

thats a matter of category. Twitter is in the same category as ...

2026-03-08T13:38:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…3zc7
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thats a matter of category. Twitter is in the same category as bluesky and fedi as far as communication style. Its in a different category from tiktok, insta, etc.

I would look at it as, users will use multiple apps so long as they serve different purposes but they are unlikely to use two apps if they both serve the same purpose

it really is a problem in general that the network with 50.0001% ...

2026-03-08T13:29:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…wq3c
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it really is a problem in general that the network with 50.0001% of the users will beat the network with 49.9999% of the users every single time given a few months.

Bluesky appears to be becoming a dumping ground for legacy news ...

2026-03-08T13:10:54Z

Bluesky appears to be becoming a dumping ground for legacy news corps. If you go to their front page its just a bunch of headlines with 5 comments each.

the design flaws are much deeper than that. Don't even get me ...

2026-03-07T22:35:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…krcq
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the design flaws are much deeper than that. Don't even get me started on them having the worst UI and menu design I've ever seen in my life which very much mentally preps you for disappointment.

I think it's widely accepted at this point that a lot of these megaflops are from millennial "toxic positivity" culture which I'm sure will be taken as something obvious in 20 years when we're onto the next brand new problem.

I don't understand how you end up with a menu system or character designs like that if people's work was able to be criticized.

I've played Arc Raiders a fair bit and I participated in the ...

2026-03-07T22:23:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…fcv4
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I've played Arc Raiders a fair bit and I participated in the Marathon beta. Marathon feels pretty terrible to play and there's a ton of subtle environmental/encounter design that it's missing. It would be a big post to list everything but at the end of the day, in Arc you feel like every death is a learning experience of something you could have done different because you generally had lots of warning things were going wrong. In Marathon you generally just die randomly without warning or get overwhelmed by roboniggers in a way that's just sheer retard firepower and like "what am I supposed to do about that???"

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2026-03-07T21:49:52Z

What ended up happening with manifesto V3? Did everyone just stop ...

2026-03-07T15:29:51Z

What ended up happening with manifesto V3? Did everyone just stop using ad blockers?

was that gamergate?

2026-03-06T22:56:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…c4sd
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was that gamergate?

Do you know of a good video editor tool that can do some more ...

2026-03-06T16:57:29Z

Do you know of a good video editor tool that can do some more minimal stuff like converting formats and clipping? Preferably cross platform. Kdenlive and shotcut are both overkill and have clunky interfaces. Every editor ive touched just seems to be AIDS

No dont tell me to use ffmpeg in the terminal, retard

herpes isn't that what the government uses to control the ...

2026-03-06T05:35:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…zasw
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herpes isn't that what the government uses to control the weather or something

the Sloppy Seconds

2026-03-06T01:07:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…4nd8
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the Sloppy Seconds

i dont want to see RapeNigga1488's 3D avatar thank you friend

2026-03-05T21:10:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…nq7y
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i dont want to see RapeNigga1488's 3D avatar thank you friend

i never once encountered anyone anywhere that thought the ...

2026-03-05T21:03:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…q9s4
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i never once encountered anyone anywhere that thought the metaverse was a good idea. Everyone (both for and against) was dead set on it being nothing but a way to be horrifically invasive in your employees lives

Also i never even heard of something called metaverse outside of the satanic facebook version

Mogwins law states the longer a conversation goes on the more ...

2026-03-05T17:15:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…tfmt
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Mogwins law states the longer a conversation goes on the more they start making shit up to outdo eachother

"wow I wish there was a github alternative" the github ...

2026-03-05T16:35:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…4mls
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"wow I wish there was a github alternative"
the github alternative:

look at this shit dawg ...

2026-03-05T16:32:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…xy6g
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look at this shit dawg

I spent a few hours browsing outside of the fediverse this ...

2026-03-05T16:29:37Z

I spent a few hours browsing outside of the fediverse this morning and came to the conclusion that
# BILLIONS MUST DIE

so true king ...

2026-03-05T16:09:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…6kr5
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so true king

There are two possible futures: one where those chosen for ...

2026-03-05T15:15:00Z

There are two possible futures: one where those chosen for governance due to infinite free time are replaced by those with better ideas or one where I need to learn chinese

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2026-03-05T03:15:22Z

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2026-03-04T20:09:34Z