Nostr notes by Evan

What a beautiful machine!

2026-05-08T04:08:35+02:00

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What a beautiful machine!

The attacker be like ...

2026-05-08T04:06:05+02:00

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The attacker be like

Pray for our heroes over there, peacefully vaporizing the bad ...

2026-05-07T23:43:33+02:00

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Pray for our heroes over there, peacefully vaporizing the bad brown men 🙏

Become the $STRC you want to see in the world

2026-05-07T23:38:11+02:00

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Become the $STRC you want to see in the world

The masculine urge for Mechanical Turk but just running ...

2026-05-07T22:52:48+02:00

The masculine urge for Mechanical Turk but just running distillation attacks on effective altruists' models, all coordinated over nostr.

That's nuts!

2026-05-07T20:44:55+02:00

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That's nuts!

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2026-05-07T02:40:23+02:00

Did you thank an LLM today, anon?

Graphene was a bit rough in 2020 but now it's a phenomenal ...

2026-05-06T19:24:59+02:00

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Graphene was a bit rough in 2020 but now it's a phenomenal daily driver. Easy enough for some grandmas!

Legend!

2026-05-06T19:20:12+02:00

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Legend!

That's not checkers — it's chess

2026-05-05T21:31:45+02:00

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That's not checkers — it's chess

Sounds like Schrödinger's stache, and more fuzzy than a cat ...

2026-05-04T22:06:16+02:00

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Sounds like Schrödinger's stache, and more fuzzy than a cat 🤔

Nic Carter's been doing this for years

2026-05-04T20:19:20+02:00

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Nic Carter's been doing this for years

Good luck holding down this rising star ...

2026-05-04T14:41:17+02:00

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Good luck holding down this rising star

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2026-05-04T03:26:10+02:00

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🇺🇲

Love to see it!

2026-05-02T16:19:30+02:00

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Love to see it!

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2026-05-02T05:34:24+02:00

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Taxpayers lose on every government bond issued but at least we ...

2026-05-01T00:32:55+02:00

Taxpayers lose on every government bond issued but at least we make up for it with volume.

Cyka blyat!

2026-04-30T14:54:32+02:00

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Cyka blyat!

J-Pow is staying on at the Fed. The Davos class retains its ...

2026-04-30T05:58:06+02:00

J-Pow is staying on at the Fed.

The Davos class retains its bloodlust.

And water is wet.

For anyone who believes that, I have some oceanfront property in ...

2026-04-30T05:51:14+02:00

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For anyone who believes that, I have some oceanfront property in Arizona for sale.

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2026-04-30T04:00:34+02:00

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Congrats and keep up the great work!

2026-04-30T01:50:37+02:00

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Congrats and keep up the great work!

DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP YOU'VE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

2026-04-29T17:39:39+02:00

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DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
YOU'VE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

GFY 👍❤️😊

2026-04-29T05:35:52+02:00

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GFY 👍❤️😊

@nprofile…s2k9 in disbelief

2026-04-29T03:01:30+02:00

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ODELL (nprofile…s2k9) in disbelief

Use code "WIENER" for 10% off your next order at ...

2026-04-28T23:41:50+02:00

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Use code "WIENER" for 10% off your next order at soapminer.com

They're not only for LLMs — they're for sloperators ...

2026-04-28T22:08:43+02:00

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They're not only for LLMs — they're for sloperators too.

Live feed of the conference ...

2026-04-28T16:31:03+02:00

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Live feed of the conference

The cool part about AI data centers as Manhattan Project 2.0 is ...

2026-04-28T15:53:41+02:00

The cool part about AI data centers as Manhattan Project 2.0 is that there is no offramp, no mutually assured destruction. Only perpetually expanding imbalances until the collapse of all life on earth.

GM. Future FOMC decisions all hinge on the success or failure of ...

2026-04-28T14:37:25+02:00

GM. Future FOMC decisions all hinge on the success or failure of Bill Ackman's IPO.

All the activity is on Grindr

2026-04-28T06:14:03+02:00

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All the activity is on Grindr

Thanks for sharing that, it looks like an awesome resource

2026-04-28T03:39:19+02:00

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Thanks for sharing that, it looks like an awesome resource

🚨 BREAKING: Secret Service releases photo of the suspected ...

2026-04-26T04:12:50+02:00

🚨 BREAKING: Secret Service releases photo of the suspected shooter at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner

Ngmi

2026-04-25T16:29:37+02:00

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Ngmi

They'll help the state limp through a few more years of ...

2026-04-24T15:45:28+02:00

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They'll help the state limp through a few more years of Triffin's world. After that, the US government needs a massive bloodletting to reset the table.

With the uptick in CEO retirements, I'm wondering if the ...

2026-04-24T05:03:16+02:00

With the uptick in CEO retirements, I'm wondering if the bottom is about to fall out of markets. Feels like 2019 again.

You can hold paper bitcoin in self custody too, but only with an ...

2026-04-23T22:42:01+02:00

You can hold paper bitcoin in self custody too, but only with an open source prison wallet.

Few understand this.

Prison wallets are good for paper bitcoin

2026-04-23T22:40:34+02:00

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Prison wallets are good for paper bitcoin

Running mustache

2026-04-23T15:04:59+02:00

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Running mustache

Congrats on this, @nprofile…uc7l, seriously

2026-04-23T04:13:04+02:00

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Congrats on this, node (nprofile…uc7l), seriously

Let's go!!!

2026-04-23T03:20:53+02:00

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Let's go!!!

Unless you want to get locked in a cage, don't forget to ...

2026-04-22T20:31:35+02:00

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Unless you want to get locked in a cage, don't forget to calculate your cost basis for every transaction and timely remit estimated withholdings to the IRS and your state and local tax authorities!

All essential businesses in the plandemic

2026-04-22T02:53:45+02:00

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All essential businesses in the plandemic

Lol Joe Lubin. Immediately invalid.

2026-04-21T22:58:54+02:00

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Lol Joe Lubin. Immediately invalid.

Wow Epstein and Netanyahu must really have Trump by the balls huh

2026-04-21T22:02:31+02:00

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Wow Epstein and Netanyahu must really have Trump by the balls huh

It's probably nothing

2026-04-21T17:05:40+02:00

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It's probably nothing

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2026-04-21T00:39:42+02:00

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By incurring new debt and interest obligations, American ...

2026-04-20T21:30:05+02:00

By incurring new debt and interest obligations, American taxpayers lose wealth from every marginal stablecoin issued. But thank goodness we'll make up for the lost wealth with volume! #econstr #economics

Great work! There's a vibrant community on #gunstr for all ...

2026-04-20T06:08:15+02:00

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Great work! There's a vibrant community on #gunstr for all things shooting.

Wow! Godspeed to these little ones.

2026-04-19T23:21:34+02:00

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Wow! Godspeed to these little ones.

Love to see it!

2026-04-19T17:12:19+02:00

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Love to see it!

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2026-04-19T16:26:34+02:00

GM. Shake your cleric's hand.

Nobody hating on .380 is willing to get shot with it. There's ...

2026-04-19T04:52:48+02:00

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Nobody hating on .380 is willing to get shot with it. There's a lesson in that.

No, they're courtesy Glock and Beretta. Civilians absolutely ...

2026-04-19T04:51:09+02:00

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No, they're courtesy Glock and Beretta. Civilians absolutely need these pieces of life saving equipment.

This you? ...

2026-04-19T02:44:45+02:00

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This you?

Glad you had this positive Glock experience, thanks for sharing ...

2026-04-19T02:36:34+02:00

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Glad you had this positive Glock experience, thanks for sharing it! I also had a Beretta bias (Army) but became a Glock fan after trying an SF buddy's G19 with a giggle switch. The Gen 5 guns are solid options for many use cases.

Today's executive order on psychedelics is a lot to process. ...

2026-04-19T00:13:05+02:00

Today's executive order on psychedelics is a lot to process. Obviously big pharma and the state will screw it up. Obviously this is only a thing now because the state screwed it up before. But I am grateful to everyone who kept this moving forward and hopeful that more people who need these molecules will gain access.

Matt Pines and Luke Gromen

2026-04-18T21:26:27+02:00

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Matt Pines and Luke Gromen

Seems like all the Somali fraud rings had some accounting errors ...

2026-04-18T19:32:16+02:00

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Seems like all the Somali fraud rings had some accounting errors to make billions disappear fast

Great rip, thanks!

2026-04-17T23:52:38+02:00

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Great rip, thanks!

My grandma served in the Navy during WW2. She once saw FDR in a ...

2026-04-17T23:51:08+02:00

My grandma served in the Navy during WW2. She once saw FDR in a parade from about 15 feet away. As a kid, I didn't understand why she said FDR was so terrible for the country.

Now I get it. Shout out to grandma.

Imagine being Ken Griffin or Steve Cohen or Bill Ackman or ...

2026-04-16T15:40:49+02:00

Imagine being Ken Griffin or Steve Cohen or Bill Ackman or Brandon Lutnick and knowing you will make billions off of securitizing tariff refund claims, buying the best tranches at steep discounts, levering them ad infinitum, and getting a bailout when your new asset class implodes.

quoting
nevent1q…u4wl
The US is launching a tariff refund system on April 20th.

Companies that overpaid on tariffs are getting money back by next week.

It's okay, hedge fund managers will securitize and purchase ...

2026-04-16T15:37:38+02:00

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It's okay, hedge fund managers will securitize and purchase most of the refunds for pennies on the dollar and find ways to charge us for the privilege.

What if the real NGU is the podcasts we make along the way? ...

2026-04-15T05:07:09+02:00

What if the real NGU is the podcasts we make along the way?

quoting
nevent1q…w9v5
GM. What will hit 1 million first?

Was hoping this would come out when they opened the hatch ...

2026-04-15T05:05:28+02:00

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Was hoping this would come out when they opened the hatch

Nostr UX remains undefeated. We are so early!

2026-04-14T14:24:22+02:00

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Nostr UX remains undefeated. We are so early!

Yes #yestr

2026-04-14T08:31:05+02:00

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Yes #yestr

Shout out to Mark Maggiori ...

2026-04-14T08:10:31+02:00

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Shout out to Mark Maggiori

So we're getting a bunch of stationary aircraft carriers to ...

2026-04-13T18:35:29+02:00

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So we're getting a bunch of stationary aircraft carriers to further divide China's missile forces?

Pray for our troops 🙏 ...

2026-04-13T15:56:33+02:00

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Pray for our troops 🙏

Running 0.4.0 and I love it! Amazing work by the @nprofile…lshm ...

2026-04-13T01:04:50+02:00

Running 0.4.0 and I love it! Amazing work by the Start9 (nprofile…lshm) team. This is sovereign computing for the commoner.

quoting
nevent1q…ceu6
"We are trying to make it possible for people to use computers with a statement as simple as this: use computers without intermediaries and custodians.
The more they do, the more the lines will diverge until there is a chasm between the centralized model and the decentralized model with a clear line between them.
We will either force a reconciliation at the natural, technical level, let the best product in the market win, or we will force the hand of the authoritarians to say that our model is illegal. And then we have a different reconciliatory approach: okay, it's revolution time."
~ MattHill (nprofile…r8kg)

Listen to Chat_164 - Skating To Where The Puck Will Be with Matt Hill of Start9 (npub126n…e9ll) on Bitcoin Audible with TheGuySwann (nprofile…5cxj) , available on all major platforms:

🔗 Fountain: https://fountain.fm/episode/slw43HLq2kMTwNeSLThm
🔗 YouTube: https://youtu.be/c7ueHTTdu-A
🔗 Rumble: https://rumble.com/v787v9w-chat-164-skating-to-where-the-puck-will-be-with-matt-hill.html

On God frfr

2026-04-12T21:46:26+02:00

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On God frfr

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2026-04-11T05:35:51+02:00

The masculine urge for a Nostr client on a late 80s Apple IIe

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2026-04-11T03:33:57+02:00

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Hey, #gunstr and #2A folks, AS Designs dropped their fully ...

2026-04-10T23:08:08+02:00

Hey, #gunstr and #2A folks, AS Designs dropped their fully semiautomatic ARC-Fire v2 selector today. Great competitor to Rare Breed's FRT - at half the price and with 45-90 and 90-180 throw options. Micah Mayfield also shilled his 10% discount code (Micah). https://activesafetydesigns.com/ar15/arc-fire-trigger-v2-ambi-kit-0-45-90/

Fake news. The war's over. Nobody's ever seen anything ...

2026-04-10T14:41:30+02:00

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Fake news. The war's over. Nobody's ever seen anything like it.

Shout out to millennials since we'll have to shape the next ...

2026-04-10T02:55:14+02:00

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Shout out to millennials since we'll have to shape the next saeculum

Threads maxis be like ...

2026-04-09T03:58:11+02:00

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Threads maxis be like

Shout out to the Nostr and LinkedIn gangs

2026-04-09T03:51:27+02:00

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Shout out to the Nostr and LinkedIn gangs

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2026-04-08T05:28:23+02:00

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But without Ken Griffin, who would buy the art?

2026-04-08T04:47:16+02:00

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But without Ken Griffin, who would buy the art?

Wen tip now pay later with Klarna? Seems like a big opportunity ...

2026-04-07T23:26:34+02:00

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Wen tip now pay later with Klarna? Seems like a big opportunity for degen suits

Agreed. This framing shows how winners win.

2026-04-07T23:11:34+02:00

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Agreed. This framing shows how winners win.

"Come, behold the works of the Lord, Who has wrought ...

2026-04-07T18:50:24+02:00

"Come, behold the works of the Lord,
Who has wrought desolations in the earth. He makes wars to cease to the end of the earth;
He breaks the bow and cuts the spear in two;
He burns the chariots with fire. “Cease striving and know that I am God;
I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” The Lord of hosts is with us;
The God of Jacob is our stronghold. Selah."
Psalm 46: 8-11 (NASB)

It's all so tiresome.

2026-04-07T17:09:33+02:00

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It's all so tiresome.

Looks pretty flat to me!

2026-04-07T17:08:24+02:00

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Looks pretty flat to me!

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2026-04-06T03:57:23+02:00

Very cool!

2026-04-06T03:53:33+02:00

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Very cool!

¡Felicitaciones!

2026-04-04T19:25:41+02:00

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¡Felicitaciones!

This is wholesome

2026-04-04T17:55:04+02:00

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This is wholesome

Can confirm. No fucks given over there. ...

2026-04-02T05:19:48+02:00

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Can confirm. No fucks given over there.

At least his heart was in the right place by going long

2026-04-02T04:25:12+02:00

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At least his heart was in the right place by going long

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2026-03-31T15:06:22+02:00

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GM sned it back to 58k

2026-03-31T14:32:59+02:00

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GM sned it back to 58k

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2026-03-30T17:14:39+02:00

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GM

You'll know the Pentagon is serious about winning wars again ...

2026-03-30T16:01:28+02:00

You'll know the Pentagon is serious about winning wars again when they add Zyn to MREs.

quoting
nevent1q…zn47
"Palantir and other tech companies are stocking offices with nicotine products to increase worker productivity," per FORTUNE

#news #finance #economics #stocks #options

Yes #yestr

2026-03-30T03:57:36+02:00

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Yes #yestr

Would

2026-03-28T18:26:17+01:00

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Would

Great work! 🫡

2026-03-28T02:00:05+01:00

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Great work! 🫡

Nobel Prize only comes if he drone strikes American citizens like ...

2026-03-28T01:58:34+01:00

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Nobel Prize only comes if he drone strikes American citizens like Obama