2026-08-24T22:29:07+02:00 https://nostr.ae Florist vs the Anthropocene https://nostr.ae/npub12g6ca855l3suqcxuhtwhr6f5jmqdfd595lm7te563n6me936j9aqqcaxhy https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/accounts/avatars/113/234/440/475/980/465/original/73bd8fcd053a164d.jpeg https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/accounts/avatars/113/234/440/475/980/465/original/73bd8fcd053a164d.jpeg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw87xfrfg4uz5eyevg4nuhv9evqux3mzhl0lwlyq5srvlspufwltczypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5jyhnds cats make terrible communists and conflate anarchism with libertarianism 2026-07-25T17:06:39+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgw3pckmk7qrpu3cm7xeljtxszz5hhhry7l2sgyk0m8m7nk49ckrczypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5wlrvht In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0upv9x20h43w0jwa5ywsvzh49c2vtze3g8gvn35x3jhgj3l2zutgzr2g3e'>nevent1q…2g3e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>back in the 90s i had hundreds of moist towelettes, i used them instead of bathing, i was in lemon-scented bliss<br/><br/>decades later, i&#39;m destitute, moist towelette less, doomed to scroll the pages of ebay, thinking of a future that might have been 2026-07-18T22:06:35+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0upv9x20h43w0jwa5ywsvzh49c2vtze3g8gvn35x3jhgj3l2zutgzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5zs8ud8 evidently the value of the discontinued McDonald&#39;s moist towelette have increased tremendously, from 0 dollars to somewhere on the order of 5 to 35 dollars depending on quality<br/><br/>imagine seeing these on antiques roadshow 2026-07-18T22:05:20+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspmtafu8yat0q53edqvtlx4w4vqknl5nqn2ujcspkwg3n92anlx7szypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh529w69t my, but what big teeth you have grandma 2026-04-14T00:17:51+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs27f9k6hf4tvsy9rngkjph83l2v2m8t0970ahge9fv2cln284hnnczypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5c2r5qv you ever have times where you think, this moment, which i took for granted for so long, will never happen again?<br/><br/>this is the last time these people will be in this setting enjoying this thing?<br/><br/>this is it, and it&#39;s never coming back?<br/><br/>there should be a word for that 2026-04-14T00:05:17+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrzfd9c6qucn92fsgvw5u5uj3zvuclj2g6csygra26kpuy97ksmvqzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5ycg5et I think I understand now what the Band meant when they talked about the Weight. 2026-04-05T18:23:35+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf7hszx6akszlvvk3v65m8wy8t3rt9kxpqxwhqqdwxyz9p0m9smygzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5a49edp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrdx84gq0nk2lt43p7dlq0hlh5ha22q4hxkl5hq60lwt5nlhrgdmghvmqdv'>nevent1q…mqdv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>there was...legal contention?<br/><br/>i don&#39;t want that man smash fruit, i want...*that* man smash fruit??? 2026-04-05T04:42:39+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2vv5elhpjyh04wex2fgdrxfynfxj8gsderxzu8hm89q2cnteslxszypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5htlda6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0n24wavf9k0s7wf8sa7pxvth4st5udgzh6m59ne088zm0cy8lqfczyvu7u'>nevent1q…vu7u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>they both smashed fruit??? 2026-04-05T04:35:52+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs94pr7wtq293w8r024xrjzed00rf70qqv499u2f0x5afldukh2g9qzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5hmlf92 i remember one thanksgiving when i was young they accidentally started a grease fire, the firetrucks came, there we people with axes, i kept thinking, they are here to chop my parents&#39; heads off for this 2026-04-05T04:25:18+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd88jn95jwklw7c7dar39n4wdmhlvxfylryvngjsmkecfrcr0z67szypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5mh8484 have you ever tried to enter the interior world of gallagher, what that must have been like<br/><br/>smashing watermelons at every show<br/><br/>and the crowds, what were they thinking, they ate that up, put on raincoats to sit in the front row<br/><br/>paid to see more, more smashing<br/><br/>&#34;no, no&#34; they holler<br/><br/>&#34;he is NOT going to smash that watermelon? he *is*? he just smashed that watermelon! with a comically large mallet, no less!&#34;<br/><br/>what wit, how clever, how fortunate we were, to have been graced by the watermelon guts 2026-04-05T04:06:00+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrp23e0rh9s5xez8vxdkmv44kkn0673h7jh9l50mq0f0p83fdq0yqzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5thf085 i used to play a lot of simfarm, and when i think about that game now, it was just plant strawberries, spray them with chemicals, harvest, repeat<br/><br/>and i guess that&#39;s an accurate simulation<br/><br/>although when the game came out, chemicals were pretty popular 2026-02-11T03:45:08+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8c26ejz98v4v8hqejdtn6psnlcwcmsh46jlqam7rvyv6rkvz098qzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5k5w3ky Satan, grant me the power to destroy the things I cannot change, the courage to crush my foes, and the wisdom to wash the earth in darkness. 2026-02-06T03:54:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdmc8ysemj47kcwh9zw3hxk7rwumgv7w6du203mynfxxm2y8h3ypqzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5kyueq6 Remember that you are loved.<br/><br/>Not by me, but, presumably by someone. 2026-02-04T02:56:02+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrqtfy25whr5slun3fq2af7250eyeqkh33jhl496kdrhnjf9u99eczypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh50zg5tu i hope that my boosts embolden you to make stranger and more bewildering posts 2026-01-13T23:37:04+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq34c38pf8gawnysfjg7y40a6mr93vq2w4w29kwqaqmz455glscagzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5ccn25m every black friday eve, the ghost of marxism comes down the chimney and gives children everywhere a copy of the communist manifesto 2025-11-25T14:56:19+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgasj5mg58k3u4afjdc83yagnpplgdg8un0ydtanpunsycndwmhhszypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5y8mnvm when your tie fighter runs out of gas<br/> <img src="https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/115/596/247/640/142/993/original/b8f1b97bc6c672bf.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-23T01:46:59+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz3c2mp4uyglhp7kppmr94uk9ynrw8ncz7qxj3mdq66mqsmylvu5qzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh58vr5rn i&#39;m seeing someone<br/><br/>(a therapist) 2025-11-17T02:44:17+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswnhs3fa0jfgvdeyyt25qm7k2njx3huuucvu8uztcpuzsqjhafzhczypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5szy62n probiotics implies the existence of amateur biotics 2025-09-18T19:24:38+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszanzfsxgsmlhm9jphlffpmqe7mm4jp5nvcjh4c2x8gmxk76vwhtczypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5d6n9tw when someone says &#34;you know, i&#39;ve been thinking...&#34;<br/><br/>it&#39;s like jesus god no, there can be no good conclusion to such a preamble 2025-05-08T04:04:26+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrvmm3mwvhduhymdvfwjpkpa68gqmdmjnxs292vs6k7dxhr9y629qzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5uzt2h3 Your hair looks super cute today. 2025-04-16T01:43:05+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrqy7u5utkdzrxj90p4uew5je74mwkg8mnw403e7jyhn69unr25aqzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh54qq7up Humor opens a door. You go through it, down the stairs, and you find the ache underneath. 2025-04-04T00:03:41+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdatzed5m6nfemwzngxlrt3c7eah6saxc9psfqtpp4njqwml9fy9gzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5l2df50 the mastodon consists of toots, moots, and mutes 2025-04-02T03:25:21+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspu5h6y2y7ss5377e5qr25pm4qg4d3acmkqg58unx9aatu0e2ww5gzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5qu87eu we built this fedi<br/>we built this fedi on memes and lols 2025-03-26T02:27:21+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs08lc6a6vqv4fp759j5ptq2ycnv5t68mynw7t8xl7t0tqmd4hguaczypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5ndqhsh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0p0kc76ggf5xv0fvvvv9e3qrz3dct9qrj74et4003060l4969v0gudgp63'>nevent1q…gp63</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>you stay by bearing witness to yourself<br/><br/>if no one else sees you<br/>then you see you<br/><br/>if no one else hears you<br/>then you hear you<br/><br/>if no one else holds space for you<br/>then you hold space for yourself<br/><br/>it&#39;s not that you don&#39;t belong<br/><br/>it&#39;s that you are in a place where belonging has not yet caught up to you 2025-02-10T00:25:13+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0p0kc76ggf5xv0fvvvv9e3qrz3dct9qrj74et4003060l4969v0gzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh526tsad In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxcmqm920ranc3v638d8mqs8l2ueqyd9z9aknlcj3dz6s57mqng4cgqzg5s'>nevent1q…zg5s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>maybe belonging is choosing to stay anyway<br/><br/>you stay by existing, even when it feels like no one sees you<br/><br/>you stay by taking up space, even when it feels like you are not wanted<br/><br/>you stay by moving through the world in ways both small and deliberate<br/><br/>you stay by acting as if you belong, even when you don’t believe it<br/><br/>you stay by writing, even if no one reads<br/><br/>you stay by speaking, even if no one listens<br/><br/>you stay by making things<br/>by touching the world<br/>by leaving marks<br/>no matter how impermanent 2025-02-10T00:23:07+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxcmqm920ranc3v638d8mqs8l2ueqyd9z9aknlcj3dz6s57mqng4czypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5kxgpu0 you know when you don’t belong<br/><br/>you feel it in the way a room stiffens when you enter<br/><br/>in the way words are chosen carefully around you<br/><br/>in the way laughter never quite includes you<br/><br/>if you once belonged<br/><br/>to a family, a home<br/><br/>then you didn’t<br/><br/>was that belonging ever real?<br/><br/>or was it conditional inclusion?<br/><br/>an arrangement that only holds as long as you fit within the right shape?<br/><br/>if belonging is conditional<br/><br/>is it simply another word for acceptance?<br/><br/>what happens when you are no longer accepted? 2025-02-10T00:18:54+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswzj72h7vea4fjwwwsvsqdaz8nd37a3kyhsp4qzcg5q6fre3t8puqzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5x8r07g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2zdcwezyawcpnantf7kstmw2ln4a0cdury40a7aeax55u42gfgkgqmnu7e'>nevent1q…nu7e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I use them for a good gargle in the morning. 2024-11-04T00:27:44+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstheaz7g5ym4g20lpkqftz92k5es6t6f3ymxv8xpkwhphvtkxf3agzypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh5ccfmg2 Happy to announce that this account, now and forever, will be operated by a Rhesus monkey colony. 2024-11-04T00:18:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswxszk5gxk5rp7hw67kx7uhtr4rvrwlr3j3zpr9j7u0a6v5hn3f6szypfrtr57jn7xrsrqmjad6u0fxjtvp49ksknl0e0xn2x0t0yk82gh58kwwea Your order of ten million sea monkeys has just shipped. 2024-11-04T00:13:28+01:00