2026-07-23T23:23:46Zhttps://nostr.aeNostr notes by My God. It's full of sitars.My God. It's full of sitars.https://nostr.ae/npub13l8hx46j3uj28g7eqy3gk5w4z54g9hadepezn7ychwm5sh2hs4mshq3ry2https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/114/457/659/762/778/118/original/8761b8c3413d7bd7.pnghttps://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/114/457/659/762/778/118/original/8761b8c3413d7bd7.pnghttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgzm9s2aquktnvxgedtf2jry8p9fl8luz57h0qyuerrxp5g8vnaagzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwf0fq7p"No one's going to believe you." "What!?" ...
In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9awtrtynjeymxm4vtftx6u400un3dv28hvs6r6gv7xz39xxftc5qynpd7q'>nevent1q…pd7q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>"No one's going to believe you."<br/>"What!?"<br/>"Caw."
2026-06-13T13:14:47Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvrdl8tyrqj3aww6wfswyfyzsruxtdhra4fjm75jqtjxqsx0cmv2qzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwyhwzujGrandma from South Carolina made blackberry pies and cobbler. I ...
In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs94uctyug6uzet6cxyxhuuaukf44ygw5534gmsrx2ztkssp9s46tgpffh4e'>nevent1q…fh4e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Grandma from South Carolina made blackberry pies and cobbler. I wasn't a fan of the seeds, but they were always delicious.
2026-05-26T02:10:18Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2jt64lsxa3u04alap9046q277xzkc8rtc3c2ktxulvtdgujpxewqzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwc00vjjSaw this lovely falcon gently hugging a black bird with their ...
Saw this lovely falcon gently hugging a black bird with their talons. Sucky pics bc I didn't want to startle them by getting closer.<br/><br/>@birb<br/>@falcon<br/>@BirdOfMastodon<br/>@altbot<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/445/469/038/356/470/original/3d2a768115da8088.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/445/469/101/401/731/original/6c3bd92b948dd76b.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/445/469/139/694/506/original/a7d4f8704e1a868f.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/445/469/141/911/100/original/38d9123b171c4f44.jpg"> <br/>
2026-04-22T00:16:01Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0a43u6kc9ay8h772cwceucs00zh6gqyw6s7d9hkdd8z3ckevve9szyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwjdyz3yNostr event nevent1qqs0a43u6kc9ay8h772cwceucs00zh6gqyw6s7d9hkdd8z3ckevve9szyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwjdyz3y
Melted cheese. Amirite?
2026-02-22T19:13:02Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxt96usrsn2y4pavy4zufdjjjcmxycmg8sxxhk7ufkncrdfkqfhwqzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwwzwhxcSometimes when I pass by a stranger I like to whisper "I was ...
Sometimes when I pass by a stranger I like to whisper "I was just thinking the exact same thing."
2026-02-19T14:09:12Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf9w88jemeq2lcfcxucgeqgu9jdllkevq3u3rak4967a0fwxxzkdczyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw8cm3mfNostr event nevent1qqsf9w88jemeq2lcfcxucgeqgu9jdllkevq3u3rak4967a0fwxxzkdczyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw8cm3mf
How does Time Warner not make alarm clocks?
2026-02-15T11:27:08Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs26pagqx00848t7jnlkmuu0cep2y66xsrzutnmrjkgen76zelvsyszyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw5rta56Imagine how excited barn owls were when humans finally invented ...
Imagine how excited barn owls were when humans finally invented barns.
2026-02-01T12:16:33Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0cswxtmtg6zz950plq8gf88w278qzqdfyayyyq6ege3srmf7y49gzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw7uzvmuNostr event nevent1qqs0cswxtmtg6zz950plq8gf88w278qzqdfyayyyq6ege3srmf7y49gzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw7uzvmu
Vegetarian sub shop called Never Meat Your Heros
2026-01-10T12:36:30Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspusf56vc7e2w5lc0wp5a4ux69r3smsywky0056zd9624te4dpfgszyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwupah3w"A learning experience is one of those things that say, ...
"A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' " <br/>Douglas Adams
2026-01-02T11:48:47Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq8qe88pvl6mussu5scuvt22h6kwahavzncp4qztv325w5aawqcwqzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwe8vcweNostr event nevent1qqsq8qe88pvl6mussu5scuvt22h6kwahavzncp4qztv325w5aawqcwqzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwe8vcwe
In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrkcdaxh04g5xsa2qxpykrcvmgc66jmrzjj5073v3jycc8vx0cpsgqfjtpr'>nevent1q…jtpr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/735/386/179/658/673/original/04ad979789601c68.jpg"> <br/>
2025-12-17T14:33:20Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxhmmvg30t7kmtpej5gtcjx7zs2tycgcnyj0eem77evkvek7y9llgzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw5d3987The serving size of shredded cheese should just be "until you ...
The serving size of shredded cheese should just be "until you feel better" and the nutritional information doesn't matter because it's medicinal.
2025-09-30T12:44:52Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9x7le550wz0keh26sc9gckfehql2zn5nnsgjw0e0l0752er2qwjszyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwsp5602Pfft. That's only a fair tit at best.
In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs20703hlk76dg5uxqtpu6wvhvgf6spvtdajw7zjq6wtjj9m7tv08gatthqu'>nevent1q…thqu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Pfft. That's only a fair tit at best.
2025-09-21T23:50:38Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2cdxn0pwg5sy90fqwrdw94902duwjmkam83jtnn08h3frt6nq82gzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwfwlst6Nostr event nevent1qqs2cdxn0pwg5sy90fqwrdw94902duwjmkam83jtnn08h3frt6nq82gzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwfwlst6
It's called synesthesia. Perhaps you've tasted it.
2025-09-20T12:27:31Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr3frc59qqgawavjjzsrks24fpchad22pmmrtm8vm8aglpfennd0qzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwnwc6dtHow is it going? Should I bother setting the morning alarm?
In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrn9xr9rmfrgtlnp8rfqfa4v3fnmjtvuasuftpsss3c595z88005qw8dnut'>nevent1q…dnut</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How is it going? Should I bother setting the morning alarm?
2025-09-19T02:17:46Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszhl7d9rr9s67xuuw2uxl5a74t79m27pc94uhu72qq5kn6r3qdarszyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwl25mzrOn the positive side, we're gonna save a lot of money on ...
On the positive side, we're gonna save a lot of money on streaming subscriptions.
2025-09-18T03:07:26Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8pxx80mm0pp4lk5y3229pwjj4q5lqq5y7hqqwhytng33atvpcgygzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwncdl0sNostr event nevent1qqs8pxx80mm0pp4lk5y3229pwjj4q5lqq5y7hqqwhytng33atvpcgygzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwncdl0s
It's people. Pumpkin spice is made out of people!
2025-09-03T11:50:21Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg4nngh90jrn7rfsct5n3s5nsxqxjxlc328yugtk3fgfdhnwf6zkqzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhwal82jlThe earth is flat so if we just flip it over it'll be like ...
The earth is flat so if we just flip it over it'll be like the cool side of the pillow and there won't be any more global warming.
2025-07-02T12:02:50Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs83mf43f4r3y8qejrt77hmr4pk8y8tcrs9rxhuh3ehv6yvrqur99qzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw70kul0FRIEND: They'll never let you call it Bitches Brew. MILES ...
FRIEND: They'll never let you call it Bitches Brew.<br/><br/>MILES DAVIS: Oh, they will.<br/><br/>[later]<br/><br/>COLUMBIA RECORDS: Do you have a name for the album?<br/><br/>MILES: *master negotiator* Skullfuckers Schnapps.
2025-06-05T10:59:09Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8vv2mlf2msst7ut7qetxd7haqc02y84az66cdkxxjwk6zrec8c8qzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw2nuj5tNostr event nevent1qqs8vv2mlf2msst7ut7qetxd7haqc02y84az66cdkxxjwk6zrec8c8qzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw2nuj5t
Pronouncing Omeprazole like an Italian pasta dish.
2025-06-04T02:53:11Zhttps://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3x9ue889tlpp08dnzx32nwpshqw6a0m0evwe90gjg8nwke6anuqzyz8u7u6h228jfgarmyqj9z63652j4qkl4hy8y20cnzamwjza27zhw3wh6lzI'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfn928jmwr9l0gxre35n645uf399y2cf3ndpp8u0mkrv54d0hmxkqarjnuy'>nevent1q…jnuy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
2025-05-26T06:14:19Z