2026-07-10T11:06:39Z https://nostr.ae Big "Twas the Tism My Lord" Larrity https://nostr.ae/npub13n89v20h5q7cuxhkr94j4kr9qqvnpwe58emcc2uyhpprq5qn3svslepn5l https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/bc/e7/57/bce7579f23d718e548d1c2740654888d3e00907ce70440f64e0debad72faf0a6.png https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/bc/e7/57/bce7579f23d718e548d1c2740654888d3e00907ce70440f64e0debad72faf0a6.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdnyesqpvnhgp6pxylarjn0kchfgr73ha430wu222vnp03y52nfzszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj7xmqz3 <br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5b/59/e3/5b59e3c6089940a9046c325eff190ee089da379a6139eab0533cd675865b58ae.jpg"> 2026-07-15T05:40:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvjz3hp74z8wfhymk6xgj3tdqd0spvcd6q32s058j8qxamw6eku6gzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjr4lv80 I have an idea for the new official dish of New Agartha. We take spaghetti with that really thick meat chunk sauce, mix it with the unbroken spaget noodles and then we use triple thick slice texas toast garlic bread and hollow out the middle like a ravioli and stuff the meaty spaget in there and eat them like sandwiches. You can and should of course add parmesan or mozzarella to your desired cheesiness.<br/><br/>We can call them Mussolini Melts 2026-07-15T02:05:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx5a99p68t03epvx7682gv60c9znrvtxeefxl0gft408mklla70mqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjkcqhq8 You ever been so mad you just hit a nigga with an entire gallon of milk?<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/cc/81/02/cc810254f0ea559bfb5c18fd25b9e321d2028a3a0666596280806c0613094da1.mp4"></video> 2026-07-12T03:59:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspuun4lm6072sh0g845rxka84ndn0ylqmpznfx75mr8ujwxk5wquqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjyy2p07 Teleporting Rabbit<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/0c/7b/28/0c7b2838fb89f98bf2ac28f96ddaf8a5032528530eddd224580f140972e203b3.mp4"></video> 2026-07-10T21:32:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0eud7svn5kudlp42pq0y3ace23xqlq8gpy5uwk6kw60d3yvtd7kqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj56qr25 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxjcreqzumeqwn6ltcx5snafqvq2hwvs8hd7xmz37tkkg79w9vtpcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q2lnlq3'>nevent1q…nlq3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it only negros who are dying? 2026-07-04T03:59:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfttj8r43smw3ucdcm9l96jnkpujp0f8u9090tqypqqjkz6f2x5sqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjz4kksg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswj62yeanmfgykq44cuz32dghce8sx3rdgya40up860raentxr3scpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qadyu6u'>nevent1q…yu6u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;You know how you stand at the fridge at 3am and just eat raw hotdogs? Do that with a carrot. For God&#39;s sake just eat a vegetable&#34; 2026-07-03T19:33:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswtaagdmdwjm0zfrnw7c6za3jvra3k50gnmpjnndya0lfccuayr5czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjmq0krr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0u7el2hxa83rrv50tesk7ttj3fp9sktz653ua8xzhl5846yq8n8gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qgzplqa'>nevent1q…plqa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m 268lbs. This is the lightest I&#39;ve been in my adult life. Could still lose a few though. I&#39;m eating for two though (I&#39;m not pregnant, they told me an African child was starving so I&#39;m eating his portion) 2026-07-03T19:24:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg5vxvryjqype4lltmht7rum6yjgu5sqlye322dqajdcem2phdzggzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjh2gz3k &#34;Alcoholics are stupid, weed smokers are deep thinkers&#34;<br/><br/>Bro alcoholics built the fucking world. I promise you if I hire a team of alcoholics and a team of random stoners to both build a house the alcoholics will have the house built before the weed team even shows up 2026-07-03T04:37:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy84ygxsyvlnls9epzj2mlvllq36654mgz62w6laxc47q48gacn0szyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjgwm8xa AAA: We don&#39;t know why our games keep failing. Men just refuse to play as female characters<br/><br/>Mass Creation (An Indie Studio sitting on a pile of cash): BIGGER BOOBS! MORE ASS!!! *does a 14 inch line of coke* PUT A CAT GIRL IN IT<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a4/f8/3a/a4f83abb2ef0c47a1b5f9e90a915e5e5dd26bbfcd55d36b0ffb3a5c0b5a7c158.mp4"></video> 2026-06-25T20:43:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv32yuz7fhk7wd6s7szcw8hh0gpmtju66mdpenmcy8wvz4ugkumjszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjn6nr4y This chart is helpful, the chick on the end may have messy hair but I promise it&#39;ll grip like a retard holding a puppy<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/9a/96/35/9a963592860a064031a90733995c0cb2870c92cc7c430efe895258a80389ecf8.jpg"> 2026-06-19T20:33:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg80z2c28h5gzwqf36s7r82srvysqsqh6djpfcrmtztplv7dwxmfczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjcwzh3z I try not to make serious posts because this is my funny app that makes life bearable but in reality one of their worst took the future of one of our best. Metcalf was a good solid kid. He had a future. He could have actually been a Doctor, or an Engineer. He would have left the world a better place whatever he did than he found it. The true crime of Karmelo Anthony is he robbed the world of the potential of a good White kid. There is no way to fix that, but we should damn sure make him suffer for it 2026-06-09T20:48:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2xp4s7yttp7cyhkg9fu5376749a6ln6fdtkahdmrll28mtzwe9ngzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjtu3kd2 Liberal women will literally shove an inverted cactus in their vag instead of buying a gun<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/64/2d/7f/642d7f10185b91d1d6166f8c20df0f4bafff460a64b9694241b24eeae60ce7b4.mp4"></video> 2026-04-30T05:04:07Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvgld956a8ezm7gpmakfgptvtzwgutt6lacpx586ynaztyxg62xagzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjst8p30 Islamic regime Basij militia members celebrate that they were able to capture an American pilots underwear<br/><br/>This nigga was wearing american flag drawers while on duty<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/a8/fc/f4/a8fcf41d1895824e2ff8ca9e2d13201be545d35afd03cc982e2387484c3c8621.jpg"> 2026-04-06T06:04:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0g59fdcjmufelfh4peum8rdpr0973sac4mfjcxkqrj39r7s8r0nczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjl3f8mp Is habbening, finally the wimminz are going feral<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/34/9d/04/349d04a6ddb160a3813178926533f074f8a06c2e4118c30339a14ee5fc06a643.mp4"></video> 2026-04-05T20:08:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst33wtwuwflacqy9tv795rsdq86xujdzxnhhd72luh0qffzwd8x3szyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjq9xfqd Oh no...they&#39;re all going to get raped before they get through the Van Allen belt<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/67/ab/bc/67abbc54b5d73c93f83eb5286f4920853b40ad231b57aed3e1e64a6ee785e635.png"> 2026-04-01T22:40:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ypztggca29r422nhdejn6dh6kk39ef8pzd6u7aq3d6gx3lq2g5qzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjn6m8fd 12 tons of KitKats go missing at the same time there are a bunch of fat Scootarians protesting some stupid shit, I&#39;m just saying it sort of strains credulity<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/73/b3/96/73b3968dea7abbbf334a5e4ba51ecfb6e6665c3f649d89732d13a3e3b51bcd8c.mp4"></video> 2026-03-31T06:48:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs965xsuayqaryttwwmgs7kx5cj2c930dh6ltdchh9kl2ljc3udymszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj6rjtsv <br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq8rdy3wmrvm0y4atandemsrpq3k5hdf4vf66zvyfuwmz3ds30z0eqgw22m2" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…22m2</a></span><br/> </div> I'm working on a YouTube mini series explaining the Fediverse!! <br/> <br/>Who are the most knowledgeable people in this realm who I should definitely talk to?<br/><br/>What do you think is important to include in my series? I want to hear thoughts!! </blockquote><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/1d/3c/c9/1d3cc976a02e04fc376b31f1f029159c6fbb27be09fb4691b8c18ca8fa1e9b62.mp4"></video> 2026-03-31T04:23:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0fwtqtu2dew8lt4jtwgeuah9r3tv88szr2g3xhnpw6kjdtkq8cnqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjkeskda Even assuming you&#39;re a REALLY good thief and managed to steal 12 tons of KitKats without getting caught...who at that point do you sell them to? Can you just go to a gas station like a drug dealer and be &#34;I got them Kats&#34;. I&#39;ve never dealt drugs in my life and I honestly feel like it&#39;d be easier to sell 12 tons of meth than stolen candy bars 2026-03-31T02:48:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8fk6xj2g0w6q4ej5q4yngkf9gc3zhwdu5mxadxvpzagnxtjzh8wgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpju93uey In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrp9ufxxnwgv5ef9r4ccg4ehs399t683ez2dr2xk4k0ajvylnu8aqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qwzymuy'>nevent1q…ymuy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I agree with you, if you must keep them friend make sure they&#39;re in a well secured zoo 2026-03-31T02:46:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx8jl6vyt9r9mxwan0t748eam6upnxrr6r8cqw9wqya6jmy9slwcqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjwjvxsl Someone stole 12 tons of KitKat bars and the internet is having a normal one about it<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/d6/0b/d9/d60bd9004fc0f4724c50c0981d016741c77786bd7e1ca130b381f4da5bd1fd46.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/da/e4/56/dae4569693c4c6eaa802dd960a89f0d5b06f672b3cab6857be472215bcf24395.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/3e/ef/65/3eef6598f0a0615547b75f3ee8398a7f7498fa804e5e71d13699dff47f904bb2.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/6f/b3/ce/6fb3cef8ee36229ac2d59dac700197552702c11919b95c63529771ba3c5cde14.jpg"> 2026-03-31T02:37:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxkh8y285237724ph7h6k6mjt80w0jnj9n3e4rf7d3ah69p6vw07szyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjwdxyk4 <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/68/b6/f4/68b6f4dcb476f4b91f64201bc4c08c43eadab74358179ab124535c34077ba8d4.png"> 2026-03-31T02:15:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrlpwg3nmdev4gyy6tldfm3l5dnv8tkj4x6mcw33pf2q0zfrs2g7czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjyxr3rn No one:<br/><br/>Japan 20 seconds after being exposed to niggers:<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/e7/6b/12/e76b12adea3f6e84ec4af0a131eef3b6213a0c802946bed6eba90a91b9e5c63f.png"> 2026-03-31T02:09:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswgsqtccw8tpfegx8p7pf4pttchenx27ucqpaf3zrz8aysyhvgzgczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjdsnyd8 <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/ce/7b/a6/ce7ba6fed02f2300e11870ff4db594e1566bdd08ea56e6282721aad2a21e7361.jpg"> 2026-03-29T23:10:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv4dprxvgar9jervawtjertxhv8effsz5udy3ghhkycc7mj5ttfsgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjzrezfk FedEx drivers are only slightly lower on the list than journalists<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/f2/b7/bc/f2b7bc20eca526bc5c6721bb9c1cb6508a20922b3e1917352dea1e36e77f3c90.mp4"></video> 2026-03-29T00:38:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9s35z0wv2h0d9syhf92u9zqswzmf7y80600y3f039shufwhccysczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjxpz0p5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqfnks0ah4t9xj5t5mh6aj4fcune75vlvwnmzenw4tt48u8jwt2mgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q8jumjw'>nevent1q…umjw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ah the good old days. Wearing your radioactive ring while driving in a car with no seat belts to buy a bike you&#39;re gonna ride with no helmet to go meet your friends to shoot BB guns and play with lawn darts 2026-03-28T23:44:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq4287ejp5jea8gz2dydh9hq4wkvn4a8te3uge64zfp04ya76dgsqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjve83kv <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/b3/21/40/b32140498d199df7e4b46aea99e97b27507e23d6ff7002350422b15ee0eb4892.jpg"> 2026-03-27T05:24:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0xalnwchetql477ntmwud5dfz95u5yyh5955qxrwjvu3umpg487gzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjtnkztu Idea: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich that uses large peanut butter cookies instead of bread 2026-03-27T00:41:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd4d0vy4l99ew02zf6hz5jam6pzvrru2z6xc2dh9enldpn6n0g9zgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj4j5jmf <br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/ab/5c/cd/ab5ccd23776cb90ba34ecd1b69f4e8200d7f354573edb5f2c01ec8b2ef393eba.mp4"></video> 2026-03-26T23:44:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszsdg5787lv7m90chfqwfnak29c5n93stqkz7dqr9dlzj7e8j96rqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjn2pn6h This is flying under the radar so I&#39;ll post it.<br/><br/>So if you don&#39;t know who this is her name was Noelia Castillo Ramos, a Spanish citizen. She was gang raped so savagely by several immigrant &#34;teens&#34; that she couldn&#39;t deal with it and attempted suicide by jumping out a fifth floor window. She didn&#39;t die, it just paralyzed her. Spanish Doctors suggested she be euthanized. Today she was put down like a sick dog by her own people.<br/><br/>Her father sued the Spanish government to stop it, they denied it because she was mentally capable enough to decide they said. She had doubts in the final hours and wanted to back out. The Doctors convinced her to go ahead with it because &#34;several patients were already waiting for her donated organs&#34;. She died alone and afraid in a hospital room. Her migrant rapists walked free and are still in Spain.<br/><br/>I&#39;m being informed it wasn&#39;t the Spanish government but rather some European Commission for the sale and trafficking of human organs (Paraphrasing)<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/f0/d3/08/f0d30843c9d9f532c065b6e4b0a8e74d1076665f42dd7e544534d7999f5ed8b6.jpg"> 2026-03-26T20:45:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8x0j684gfyg9kgenhjsxjs89uaf7jh8vtk5w52t7qmegmzdcuvqczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjxl442t Average fedi user:<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/ee/09/63/ee0963c8703cbbe64f5c50018e8d3f242a1e884665883cd991f86b80c973aaec.mp4"></video> 2026-03-26T18:58:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxn7l3lcevqjlc5p489rdjc44gk3kdqfjd2ejnj8h97xq3kc6eq4szyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjup29pj This dude has never been in the military but that pan has 5 purple hearts from two wars and was honorably discharged after jumping on a grenade to save the kitchen<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/92/e5/20/92e520579f7270ad708cdf334097d3e58e2f2f34897cf8b5400c6db8086a36f9.mp4"></video> 2026-03-26T18:19:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2vmnwg2uh72yj3twrxmk760hc2lwt2fdjw56v96sp6hp8f6elq3gzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjssnlga Iran vows to strike Israel&#39;s power plants, this is getting good<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/c1/ac/42/c1ac42bfc8ba9e93bacde19fad424c35cc38780ad96a48809db345fb1a6aae11.mp4"></video> 2026-03-24T03:16:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvamp3pp3q9pqjlvjlsz9j0yu5pe40yhqwqe4gqrwnqndjdp59jcszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj4d0tck In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxjwap99vel02gk58s77tgtf0uudkrynzpeuwwdl3uk7mqssq8lsgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qk8gj74'>nevent1q…gj74</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The blue one lights up and I&#39;ll admit that made me disproportionately happy to what it should 2026-03-23T22:00:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvfsl2400ehc7ht8jp6j2pst0zqanc7pq2gss94dz6pht6uqrragqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjrjkv3t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd2g5hm77r9p0dlypcknz07cll389vne0vuk208jkaurq6j8wedzspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qsjzkup'>nevent1q…zkup</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I know right, at first I was googling &#34;Can I shoot people for putting ducks on my car&#34; but now I think I might lean in to this and collect ducks 2026-03-23T21:50:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8shgxrn2jg6l8gafchfl4tavq9lwa5lxzsjsrwycrv56qcnffw5gzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjfgxthd I went to get lunch waiting on paperwork. He told me to take the Jeep and I got ducked again<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/ea/21/fc/ea21fc4fd259334823872fce4c1189dc533a351982ecc9679436d3a754471854.jpg"> 2026-03-23T19:45:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswelz00m409ra8dx4chj37hq5qdmp5lvgwn38rmk2naljmr4k84ggzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjekldv8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszl0z5uqj5qv55zwhg8jyaj29l4xlw809usdruzjcrgcwtam8pnlqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q3emkjl'>nevent1q…mkjl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Look I get that feeding a billion people is hard but there has to be a better way than making a lake of foot stew 2026-03-22T21:47:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstmt0fa0jqnyccws6dr77c89w2n47f8udn0z4l0ha6mqgs2t2drsczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjgt46lz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8t7nrl5q74cxqqh33vp3nxrseyf3um5ltdysev525f6rkydzv6fcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qkpxpgf'>nevent1q…xpgf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My favorite part of this video is when the dude climbs down on the ladder to get his essence of feet in it 2026-03-22T21:46:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdw9p47rw4gshjcdqt722346e63ux792ls3q0k9uj5umsnmxck7hgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj8ws90w This is fake news, pajeet videos taught me you can&#39;t cook anything unless you&#39;re barefoot and covered in shit and flies<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/1a/f8/30/1af830205ce411c9de84f4b66234d9ae9396f127398b9e97d28b69d69dd107f0.mp4"></video> 2026-03-22T21:37:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxcl2hpmxrlng8lvxem6v39kr0f05u0lra5tya5yfsy6tvxyg5jjszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj48eh0z Trump actually just does not give a fuck anymore. We&#39;re seeing Trump&#39;s &#34;Fuck you and everyone that lives in your house&#34; arc<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/1f/1e/b7/1f1eb7af9cd0d62950a1564202a8b94f36cbcd46cbbe3d264bea2e6c1c35844f.jpg"> 2026-03-21T19:25:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf4sv6errywc9cwrnr49z4n94gwf57larrxuuky4mkk06s49xxe6gzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj6eyd9m Racist Warhammer 40k fans when they realize that the Emperor was born in ancient Anatolia making him Turkish:<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/82/64/3f/82643f1f1fbd80331e4775cb7911607160328d9797be56391d926db12aa25d95.webp"> 2026-03-19T23:11:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp8s6nzvavgylm8mvdpw9prx84l9sd0vmku6ml4gvsl0lr8282vlgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjhnd8h4 The kids are going to be alright<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/80/7c/f9/807cf90ce41278654edb8967828d0c1e5b0d64f44e720f6763742c714de07757.mp4"></video> 2026-03-19T20:26:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvtdzjtnvlcq3lp3vrc6pampl4es3stkv8xlf5xz6axmfxwh48e7czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj7vltxj <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/60/14/fd/6014fd86080f9bbd7a526b0b677fe0aac6517783a272b45c364520231fa1140f.png"> 2026-03-10T05:28:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw9vv7srqdq28up2ctqrvj32j8ucsvxm9rrmzzw47rxjhzgylqh4qzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjpl7f87 This picture should go in a museum. A guy protesting for more immigration and immigrants as an immigrant rises behind him and throws a bomb<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/8c/86/24/8c86240947e10d66d95e05af12d13e8ebcb037dd74624ffd438b8541110cbb90.jpg"> 2026-03-10T01:20:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszg73vafrtvszd6p77fqe3fa33y899rmgla07eutgl99k2dwkmfeqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj0g4hx6 Supreme Leader of Iran, it is I your humble servant Ayatollah Larrity of Kekistan. I am making you an offering. I have located the Israeli nuclear weapons and I am implore you for the good of us all please destroy them.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/5d/4c/8c/5d4c8c79e808cbc47c7211aa8d133fde605c62b0bce46644afb61cbc1ceed8b7.png"> 2026-03-09T20:58:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyj3pw9e8rzc4mllvxs6qe23e4gqgmy60medjnlezuflpxezuegnqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjjswvm0 If Iran manages to kill Bibi I&#39;ll be so happy 2026-03-09T20:42:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst886ugtmsk9c88jm75qy3hcjwtw9z3d7ywydmdr7wy6qev8xeyaqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjfjwjfk The strongest people you can meet look like plumbers. I don&#39;t make the rules<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/34/62/4a/34624a145a45c8e77b0bb375be3ef46530da24e6f832c1d58055dded26ea43a7.mp4"></video> 2026-03-08T20:06:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvjvqs0s5d6h54095ugvhrf5v4hl02d9zevemax5wwqz5mg4vqeuszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj35g372 He zesty. He shootin spicy rounds. DIS NIBBA RELOADS UPHILL<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/c5/d2/05/c5d205da67acdf78cb252fc60a6bb7c071f4a5727a59109a1d393c752f7adf5f.mp4"></video> 2026-03-08T19:16:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxkttmemu4w54h46ny4d9p7x3yacra3um54gxc2hgyhx0gpkys7uszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjr73sxy Not only is he impeding my work he is purring loudly about it<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/7d/e5/74/7de5745d4ac999838d96f527d8dd441c89ee2c975d1cd0c8c8cd0f5d18dd358f.mp4"></video> 2026-03-07T22:18:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8uzjkduqsqqer46u6lw49qpfcrq4xjtat88ry6pvf2295svvt6sczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjtk4smw &#34;If I lay right in front of the mouse he can&#39;t work and I get pets. I win twice&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/6b/c5/1f/6bc51f81e1ee1884434fa18d30b1643434fc5e9af6bb6dcbb45a023b7dc8056c.png"> 2026-03-07T21:12:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq8u4j0pjwt5kq65tp7zhnyw5uzm4upx03qta3urj8rd9ukjjhdsgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj3v0l07 Arbys is not having McDonald&#39;s bullshit CEO taste tests<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/c2/34/e5/c234e5aa1db0aed468aa57ae28c9c29c7752e467e11909a70a5ac5a8204505f6.mp4"></video> 2026-03-05T08:27:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp2um43kt629jmulncql2ey67kv87vrw34k26gd6f8wlv7mtfaftczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjxf29mu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8j79s0cv78lc5slx4w6n3j4z06tcwlykgp7mhu8r6ezfgdl887mspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qny3jv0'>nevent1q…3jv0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No blood, there is a significant popping 2026-03-05T07:16:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvyqypfngw35tz6pzlfzp0edern507lessxx4vcu7f8y9clm6d8wqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj2c636v Bro said no one wants to fight for Israel so they broke his arm<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/ac/c7/d0/acc7d05b34836202bb4947a00677040b70d5c8985939f7afe8880c6e337983f7.mp4"></video> 2026-03-05T07:14:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq8u3j4grtw7jtg82zuzmyh3hzcek9gx7h3t582zq64zukf8rkhsqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj0nghrs Benjamin Netanyahu defending Hitler in 2026. I can&#39;t<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/32/b7/4f/32b74f10bd2d1ba3de75482c8c72811a25364323d03b5b720b86d1c1ffe8979e.jpg"> 2026-03-04T00:00:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv55ps7lhkuhl5kx3xawsez7c3td4m7ggem3335ffk5g34mgelnuczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj7a2ml0 <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/9f/26/03/9f26034f421372c29cab71a56a64e659e14c6bbe1461fdc617c7c2a5132cc3f6.jpg"> 2026-03-03T20:24:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswtnwpcfxq29zgq02957vzn8zxuhqzc98vlmmpzp388zjc525ha7czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjy3ar99 The Islamic Republic of Larrity has raised the black flag of Bikini Bottom, this indicates that you&#39;ve suffered some unfortunate turn of events and we&#39;re going in the deep water now faggot<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/47/c7/94/47c794b850e6df3a77a998156a61af8c24891751a51abb60a5b1328f01c9bef7.jpeg"> 2026-03-03T06:03:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg3we0f43wfhffwj9u4yaz4twmsmh6g35c8456jvxmhhr88r7a4xqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjzceuzt <br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/e4/e4/20/e4e420d742164d5f28451b8811f31503da7c1addb8e6dbcb7e4c7124534a6504.mp4"></video> 2026-03-03T00:54:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq3y4ck8qd5g9eujkd7a9rry32dx3df7zj8lg87f5php4kghwc27qzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjecyzm7 <br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/84/e1/4b/84e14bd4ccc1d5c413d0851379f890d2b8febc0240ed5a3d33910dd2c2590dd6.mp4"></video> 2026-03-02T03:25:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfyy45vfm64rx2flv3an65nuv9vh6sfz50z53ztyl5948ypmy3hfszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjmcfgph I want you all to know that its been a pleasure. However, I am Ayatollah Ali Khamenei the Supreme Leader of Iran. Reports of my death are wildly exaggerated. Now if you&#39;ll excuse me they&#39;re going to strap me to a rocket and fire me at Bibi&#39;s plane. 2026-02-28T20:43:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ep5u0j5hj683lcm60kv672s0y9dhsy4ll6q5fwznmnz72tqnvyqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjtgaplc I didn&#39;t think this would be useful so soon<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/db/83/93/db839305d60e93f3179e621dfea32c78fed3099e7b297c42f368375418321b7f.mp4"></video> 2026-02-28T19:11:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2m5hxhv6twvk5gtqhnql06e7fgjl42c9nu8l6fs2kxjqty7hwg0czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjc2r3sv <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/49/47/de/4947de5d015c17c17dc57f20c08b0ac52fc904b62c57ff7b17b4131a48f34ca2.jpg"> 2026-02-28T16:29:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9vl3rndrdkvlm5qq2lcd8daxgnz0ez48xklyvykndk9jfea4aufqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjw65qs8 Israeli soldiers after a successful firefight:<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/1c/50/68/1c50681cec223245717cf7485cdc07c4deb87ac7c7c19b5611a006332dfe17c0.webp"> 2026-02-28T12:43:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgkjyrh7l5vddcv4ndcjkvap807tw6ynrg75mpt3ygqsgj8w3cuvczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjmzsv5p My nephew, God bless is well intentioned heart is a MAGA guy. He believes in Trump. I just went and told him Trump bombed Iran and his first question was &#34;What do you think he is trying to hide? Did more Epstein files come out?&#34;<br/><br/>The grift is dying 2026-02-28T09:23:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9dg25a799v9ezamdx5zwqepj4klgvm2a5v5qc4dpknjkacrntl5szyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj3x4yc7 BREAKING NEWS:<br/><br/>Catturd has been hospitalized from the strain of trying to explain why Trump bombing Iran is a good thing:<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/07/e5/dc/07e5dccb5bcbbbbbfe0af5b30d8a43c280ae9db814f57d0c2940ff0b8f5a73b9.jpg"> 2026-02-28T09:17:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr3j6a58lqlnw84cffmt3fju6s9c4387mkt394wphwmrq6ym58ewczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjaydklc WE BOMBED IRAN<br/><br/>YOU FUCKING FAT ORANGE RETARD I HOPE THE WALL TASTED GOOD YOU PUDGY FUCK 2026-02-28T07:57:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxw2rejp4awz4hhyzu3j7m446388gux9efkqpalqgvncjgae6j33czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj6y8w3p I think this might be Kiki<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/77/95/0f/77950fc38996add85e35a937d490e1c12b5814d66911cfc1e28f44bb38a5fa86.mp4"></video> 2026-02-26T17:09:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs86nzjytncg89z5jcxf498n0nxvkrfpjeyp2gwhcpsr5tzcru26kczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj83uq6g &#34;I hope I don&#39;t get hit by the chair that makes me gay&#34;<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/3e/d1/f1/3ed1f1e8431853d789c006c09369e176c41f3ff787d6e5de4fa62bc4d91a3ad6.mp4"></video> 2026-02-26T16:52:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2kjkua7malc70lmhdr93qn85p34rfcsj0rhhfy047glwuw6y2gxczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj83hgfu *pinball noises*<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/ec/a3/05/eca30573210a83e58c5b5b493385611bd3eba4d29ef74c41956788518cef84a5.mp4"></video> 2026-02-26T15:03:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9pmxtr2znh7j5xfhgqulhhed70w2e4m4y5cnq8rrssz457cxf37qzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjkwt24u When you finally win an argument against your Dad but he decides to teach you a valuable life lesson about punching up:<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/20/32/39/2032395c44aecb0281ed9fb25c32a7946205b54ca5c222ed0c4a51858584308f.mp4"></video> 2026-02-26T13:17:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd30dlq2t5ya84z9pe93exvrh7a5qd4ewt5x03533sg6q3xw70vmczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj9f4e7l <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/4a/66/ef/4a66efdbd57fa59aee32f7b751594641b7e060510761e3a7a2b596338d158b72.jpg"> 2026-02-26T05:54:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0hw9m6nzwp4vk0a43tqha0jccmfdxpewv0svpxzn9aly72n80vsgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjx3dcx6 &#34;We now welcome keynote speaker and grieving widow ERIKA KIRK!&#34;<br/><br/>Grieving Widow Erika Kirk:<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/b3/61/6b/b3616b9d81c0d3ea9cdd07c61e746678d38949ce787b97a682787354007a3fd3.gif"> 2026-02-26T00:31:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3y53znjxg0zx8qpmnklvan0cek5wtwaw3hv4d7mvh6yugu6epyczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj3duepf This is what happens when women are in charge<br/><br/>&#34;We invented this to keep women safe! Its got a pepper spray, brass knuckles, spike, and a loud alarm...&#34;<br/><br/>Me: A pistol with a flashlight would work better and it also makes a loud noise for attention<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/3f/45/f5/3f45f5dee6f363d68ff08333d8ad4bacf895200fb73cab7ce2c18b706bc3208c.mp4"></video> 2026-02-25T20:59:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrfkgtww4h0lc05qwaaw0724cq9a68dufcatpg7tj3lwv8z967tvgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjctkfe8 <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/52/93/34/529334f157b18425bc3f513efb7042639a8ac9a2375d22a106342006420826b6.jpg"> 2026-02-25T20:23:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq9f2ezanlt4jyftdfzsneerdd0w92el9qexc00cxxulq4vu2ffkqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjkf0fed In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqtrdlrmqfhk4pyx6zulmhuwfjpz6dcln78wtxezwvzz7h2ll40mcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qrpkjwd'>nevent1q…kjwd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I forgot caller ID. I&#39;d need to look in to it but I&#39;d bet money they didn&#39;t invent that either 2026-02-25T09:03:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrn8zrqvluql8ctfet00pr2pzysk6fjhm867m4j5v3zzqk97zr04czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj9yx7wq Alright, the Olympics are over. People can stop pretending to give a shit about tandem competitive snow angel making and couples freestyle underwater ping pong for 4 more years 2026-02-25T06:38:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvdwyud33q7h8ld7c4jnrq7mr9sl7zu0yqp3jcn62vtschyue9cmczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjxwc5a0 According to niggers...no one could...<br/><br/>- Brush their hair before a black woman invented the brush (She patented an &#34;improved brush&#34;, it was never mass produced and only worked on negro hair)<br/><br/>- Could use the clothes iron (Which was invented 10 years before her &#34;invention&#34; which was just a different shaped version of John B Porters)<br/><br/>- Had central heat (This was invented and used in ancient Rome, the black woman&#39;s patent is a duct full of stove heating elements and a fan)<br/><br/>- Had a home security system (This is laughable at face value, niggers don&#39;t invent ways to stop stealing)<br/><br/>- had sanitary pads (the version she &#34;invented&#34; was a leather pair of underwear with a sanitary pad glued in to it, there was literally never one single functioning version because it was retarded)<br/><br/>- Jiggaboo Jackson did not infact invent rock and roll because they tied a shoelace to a stick<br/><br/>- working from home was not invented by a black woman, once again niggers don&#39;t invent ways to work<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/ec/98/e1/ec98e1798dd654792e2438e0e5f40547185e7eb221d987d084714fa837a97486.mp4"></video> 2026-02-25T01:30:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyaxxvcqf87m54tfs84t7zv55wnehwn77s4fgrq3m36vhdcj3yktszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjjr5jfu I&#39;m unfamiliar with the type of thing I&#39;m seeing here<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/1c/30/1f/1c301f250740dc0709fcd6752d16b64054364754bca6c7c2cb0f5d688213048a.webp"> 2026-02-24T07:54:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw0htfpq5l5crt0z8n0rc94q4vf4m33n3nkxtcgw6rhzwqz4cgtwczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjpej67f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvd9pe7muhtryap40lq0v6e2xxy0gskdk76tskv88qze24rh9e9wqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q9kvmmq'>nevent1q…vmmq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Jesus Christ in a sidecar, can these people get any gayer 2026-02-24T03:01:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd9ezq6mpvad34n5hhsf43m4wmuk6yw862a39gcxce3sh84t996qgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjhx5dsu I&#39;ve discovered what happened on the USS Ford. As you know swarthoids are lactose intolerant...<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/42/1c/1b/421c1b05d3fc212967037b216d5ba36ceabe4937b8221273c0ec560215f8b798.mp4"></video> 2026-02-24T02:12:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqgfg0z376k3cg2xe5tad25zl3p0360n8gu8h52vdkek5823h273czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjksvnkd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv4ccqhecmlvddnuqpqx00gzzxg5rs4mm6y7ue93s9g7tk04uccvspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qsvd6m8'>nevent1q…d6m8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This<br/><br/><a href="https://nicecrew.digital/@CobaltSasquatch/posts/B3brAGOMrzfmbLfIqu">https://nicecrew.digital/@CobaltSasquatch/posts/B3brAGOMrzfmbLfIqu</a> 2026-02-23T10:42:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ml5v5fz99u6r3rs4gh7al7teest2ded82nakj0yfkyc9znleq6qzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjr4edgv Bold strategy for Newsom, lets see how it goes Cotton<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/31/bc/5c/31bc5caaceb42ebb0153bbdb29d291832c3a82fda910cc35401177a079865d8f.jpg"> 2026-02-23T10:28:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0gm25nyxssq9ul36nus3w0hnj9vc0tm60v064c4urahakvyr67czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj7tqafe &gt; speaking to a room full of niggers<br/>&gt; I&#39;m just like you!<br/>&gt; 960 on the SATs<br/>&gt; I can&#39;t read!<br/><br/>Forgot to mention his smoke alarm chirps and he loves grape drank and fried chiggun<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/6a/42/b3/6a42b37e67364496c4e9f90f0186087c0fa2e58d193a7d06068afee71d402bec.mp4"></video> 2026-02-23T10:09:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf50gyqgn2ytx5q5wnvgu2pdjkuc9uce8agfg4xwdk9h3jd20498czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjep52fr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs04wtkrd9vy7l0uaezk8zfwm2d95znqvn0yuzxy6yhkgnw8q77u4gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q2hr38d'>nevent1q…r38d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Im extremely proud of how well the bumper held up when it struck me 2026-02-22T23:52:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv09c70uhl9u6266ykrvuel7wgnk3d9ccms7n5s9p3vdd83tyxuvgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjzvaheh &gt; be me<br/>&gt; go to Walmart<br/>&gt; get hit in the parking lot by nigger<br/>&gt; look at car, recognize it from work<br/>&gt; mfw I built the nigger mobile that ran me over 2026-02-22T23:51:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg9agsznwkyfamal222525vht6k3ws920wwzl3vrd9wfwv2aym2qczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj2r4we7 &#34;I&#39;ve seen pizzas you people wouldn&#39;t believe. Pepperoni on fire off the New Jersey Turnpike. I&#39;ve watched greasy ranch glitter in the dark near the Lombardi travel plaza. All those recipes will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.&#34;<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/7e/34/24/7e34246329fd9fbbcaed06a30503c7574c808009c269dc63091fd96eaaf6f384.mp4"></video> 2026-02-22T20:47:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0tfm9a6g7kvkymq4hmuhn2xqwf972ed63l2devkf9s5fsjsw2dczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj94fz4n Holden Bloodfeast Jr<br/><br/>Independent - California<br/><br/>&#34;Please God just let them nuke the pedophiles. I just want to see the red stream coming out of the woodchipper one last time before I die&#34;<br/><br/>Respected Bipartisan<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/14/53/10/145310ea50b6989522b30afc0d7567f5ef71ea80928090edad0300c21fc9c2ba.mp4"></video> 2026-02-21T21:29:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdnpqeuls9eym0jcn97l66gxjnelq5ktk33cx7euehtlrua24h0gszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjwkf5wl They arrested Prince Andrew and had already released him before the news of his arrest was reported LOLOL<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/6a/7e/11/6a7e110670e31d56775002df1ad4bb8611e0222122bd64540553f8c2b15203e2.mp4"></video> 2026-02-19T20:15:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrea3xupv00cxc9jy2qgn9nvjtkjrpzrw9ew5p9ul9f38x7shk67szyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjjftswd Fedi users deciding the color of their girlfriend:<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/6b/dd/34/6bdd34c756042e41adb33f6df56914705723928aac572d1369eeb94c9ec1a839.png"> 2026-02-19T05:28:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrnl4ax3qlqqzzrz7al0q8zg74nju2n99qpcd49wumpas08qk8qaqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjvdqa8u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszf2wc3m5nhjfexlelgjzyh4mxlrnmf8zk3q5ds4h272u28zfvehspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qy4qsc4'>nevent1q…qsc4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Let me see your hands<br/><br/>*12 gunshots*<br/><br/>Let me see your hands<br/><br/>*changes mag, 12 more shots*<br/><br/>LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!<br/><br/>*reloads 3rd mag, 12 more shots*<br/><br/>You ok bro? *quietly* Let me see your hands 2026-02-17T18:03:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyja3mquk3whsxkl7wj0r04wg5dvvdx0986kl2gjgj5xfx52qtfugzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj38ufj2 Being an adult is realizing that the rule of &#34;Women and Children First&#34; for sinking ships is just to get the women and children away from the ship so the men can possibly fix it 2026-02-17T01:43:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgp3azjpku0xu4f39ud7ca3zu0n6yel793as6ll4ulnyaqdykpflczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj7t54sp &#34;Yt peepo doan be seezunin dey food&#34;<br/><br/>Niggers are eat raw fucking chicken out of the package.<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/e9/31/c6/e931c64a8a6c605f449154013f39f339431bd808a97627d34e062356ec7f983a.mp4"></video> 2026-02-17T00:18:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd0rn5uwpapzn22mr74w53j44x9s3xuh6nwf4y4gk38yu7sfwdwxgzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjdyjuhc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfpwersxha5htcefye0m4d69u83u2049guzpkez32x00wa4heaxtgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qgfneze'>nevent1q…neze</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How this is still up is beyond me 2026-02-16T23:23:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr8k3czmhu0zfgptd2866geaxqjywvmzq4747y6cmgfa95kka5xagzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjm9yw9y <br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/4c/d1/6b/4cd16bd7391c2d29372340bc18302d57728b2d21c63694bd44d9e0be96eaed45.mp4"></video> 2026-02-16T22:27:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsztthmduf6af5jttphmcx2na7s5fxx89x5zejl6uqk6upnk0metaczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjtd7e7h Mass shooting at a Rhode Island Ice Skating Rink<br/><br/>Trannies when the cashier doesn&#39;t call them by their correct pronouns because they have a beard and tits:<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/97/01/7f/97017f4b19e7fbc474b48e8f6eace2244f2986dce5cb9c6fff3693720310aa93.mp4"></video> 2026-02-16T20:53:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstquet9s8yu92sspqrd0fm903y9ul3gelgn5785u40nzqgzpy4e5czyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjv8wrda The Guthrie woman is dead, we all know it. I get that it sucks for her family but its been weeks now and she was an elderly woman with a pacemaker and a list of meds that could be mistaken for a leftist meme 2026-02-16T20:08:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstquttx0rxszy52jq9wdkrgl5yqf5m8wk5k2psa259afx8s4zgvlqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjzfnz4m <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/7f/96/87/7f9687f857e7def94658810f3ea9632f5c731233f602bd79ba47473a5ff7373e.jpg"> 2026-02-16T03:09:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2eafcrhfv6fqnzl080gqdw7f8ldnugpkxf4nh9wlyy3yjlxkj0yczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj096u8a Curt Cobain waifu<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.nicecrew.digital/b1/20/e1/b120e140c292cbf8edd2b722e638780dfc0f6810499f4a8296db16b6d9f851c9.webp"> 2026-02-13T19:12:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszvzqy7tfrq474x56lsth8anhpy2ml5n8zrnkcng22nueg4jc9rgszyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjfrkzf4 Things that would have sounded insane in 2010:<br/><br/>&#34;Michael Jackson built a giant child trap amusement park to White Hat kidnap kids to protect them from an international cabal of satanic pedophile jews on an island with a guy that got banned from Xbox live for saying nigger&#34;<br/><br/>It still sounds insane but now more plausible 2026-02-12T06:05:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyggn4k7n9ttl5ty93y8tv2j60wucxgnh6r3v6vfasfht6r8ew2sczyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpj80mwy4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqhlnwar3n5evazw6s20wymz2ndgdwn4vxxqfyqwdjn86npdkfayspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qjgt7x6'>nevent1q…t7x6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>FIVE years for an IRL shitpost, maaaan 2026-02-12T04:39:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyxfyd2e06h8gllg5n9nt6599z4s9h9y0ytp9wcjws3jsh8qjjgdqzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjfxjdxs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstv5d6h04aycy5zwgvrumlr5mfpa72s6zaza4mj2tv6nm2tg8grkcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q363qj0'>nevent1q…3qj0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It would be less gay if they just fucked 2026-02-12T02:11:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2w5cyfe2tcelmf8r2qpx0eutht32kcta38gyv4l4zarszn9k059gzyzxvu43f77srmrs67cvkk2kcv5qpjv9mxsl80rptsjuyyvzszwxpjyf09g5 Computer subscription service. Subscribe to a PC. HP has gone insane<br/><br/>I wish I had a Luigi Mangione spotlight like the Bat Signal. 2026-02-11T04:31:28Z