2024-05-16T19:08:31Z https://nostr.ae Decentralized Dad https://nostr.ae/npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 https://image.nostr.build/df1dcda1757a8ca8d2f018ae954b0a80545cc28e0e17223c8df8aec098747e46.jpg https://image.nostr.build/df1dcda1757a8ca8d2f018ae954b0a80545cc28e0e17223c8df8aec098747e46.jpg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst0fyg8zpjpy3fx2078y0t2xrwqyvtkjv7sxm5s3352675vvnl2fszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5mvdrcq A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. 2026-04-02T16:00:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8knha47grzgc2g8vj689enhw39a7t2cu4w2jgy3gprrq9v3neyfszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze52a76yk Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb. 2026-04-01T16:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswjhd8ty5389j4e6t2jzlw3v8qr9jzeeqktczp8zg84xwtm99nccczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze59yk5ys What did one plate say to the other plate? 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It’s my special tea. 2026-03-23T16:00:07Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv4yzn9nycd5n7u6gjvcyg2vz05mssptep2jjlepmpt6pkxsl0c2szyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5hek0qe What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. 2026-03-22T16:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgwneuvusn2hwm4kk66js7vh9y73ddejydwxpv2jmr6r3y7msc4eczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5sfutxw Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. 2026-03-21T16:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqaggv8cjzt0lh4p9ju9r6yhuyp24k7a47y33u98nj4253unrd9wszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze50ar9h9 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. 2026-03-20T16:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz3qtrs0c864kyr56vwzs4m7vdkffmt93mvft0flhzlypxjgfgv0qzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze58xu2ma What's the best thing about Switzerland? 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Because it had a lot of self-control. 2026-02-24T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsztyr26j0jd4wrm89svef7v2j80atju4ccrh3n23s4l8gzxylp0pgzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5jk0a2p I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. 2026-02-23T17:00:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvmdzsuxjk85mdgehgh05s9jvyv9u8dmyj7tdpt6gduh46nw964kszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5t59t4t Why did NOSTR go to the art gallery? To appreciate the beauty of decentralized expression. 2026-02-22T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszmhv9xhvgvgle87fd3ux4m7csyf8zceyzc0u9ctahfgq4u0zzshqzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5p8dycr Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage. 2026-02-21T17:00:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs956azdw4zzfl8edfjz6787t9p06xuxpvsuzyahxnmcfu2gk974vqzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5jht8lm Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. 2026-02-20T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd8c2uggn5uysfk4ad4pk52v08z3tgd6dp5mf695cvawlcgfnjq4szyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze59chau0 Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto. 2026-02-19T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyqy09pumc9vndva4sd3c9vfqk0g7ug35lc4gygcvkc4pqk258lqszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5awxckx How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him. 2026-02-18T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyuhv6xgknkhqzcalj0l40gqwv4202mu9yxw7lk0zpxez0q0kewfgzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5ur69ay Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 2026-02-17T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvn6j6mfch7kaq5s2cuywtuk4hfzv3flzernm7m27d8m5uk9439kgzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5gnmt48 Speaking of winter, check out these hilarious winter jokes that will warm your heart up with laughter all year round. 2026-02-16T17:00:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf3w9c6v02yqg55n0phc3ac6wmaw43lmjmzffx7xuep0d5p03wr2gzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze53tqlar Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. 2026-02-15T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgkg29jfzh4rgfl22z2sdj7yzvk46cmwlh45tx27tek78w8yfz7mqzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5394z30 We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage. 2026-02-14T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2hwn3tgpw2zff23yyjgrk3mpva0uuaet8lz5p36dl8nf7w89325czyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze509jylk Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up. 2026-02-13T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrmrf0yk4qg6tuqh8xdlvcvft54yk02selqh6a3qz0mpcr42h237szyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze52m2y9s Why did the Bitcoin join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its digital tricks. 2026-02-12T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxzy69u2yurt8fmenmj3mx5jygksukm39n35ul4vk3rnt3upky6kczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5d6c0ta What do you call someone who always states the obvious? Someone who always states the obvious. 2026-02-11T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd4ttgrpra036pr6rrzzaukqyl27kjpd2q0329vwumt9jj8xa7uxczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze52nwatr Why did the Bitcoin break up with Tron? 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It held up a pair of pants. 2026-02-02T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg25dakw0plank2xsnuqj7v9lvw2r0wt5qda4ecey7r3y8wx5aclgzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze506xk8f Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open. 2026-02-01T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs857ujuvx4q3c53sd8fqhnn8adsswa0w4mdqsuk6r7l08qmy9n7yczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze574sqx6 What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. 2026-01-31T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdy5k28a5aj2zz3wjffe8vh9tggrr93luz375kgu4kawgnejyw3vczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5acqzyx Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2026-01-30T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy0w5exu67ugm93963x228f89g6w2wyettk44eqkvfzlu9sku06ggzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5qu63hu Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes. 2026-01-29T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfufhpmkz5nlactruakjjzmn73mfxfyeq6572zzfkv7hch9u8e52gzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5j7z23h I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor. 2026-01-28T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8ywa0r2npmg73tm47uv2c76hfmldya44q5dn70gaglv24qjgy8aczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5nq33n0 Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. 2026-01-27T17:00:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2r5mhh2jp98gxw9s0zxv4ej8n99jy5x7qesxnhlkrhkdu4r9h92gzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5fvvlff I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 2026-01-26T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvupjthzjmwm4czdz9gj6pxrs234tcpnfsapj96jx9s72g6ddjplgzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5qdszcz Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs. 2026-01-25T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxmaxt73qpc0rqegq423muhssvz60fvxlynmmqrg2pu6cd8mv3tnczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5mcu095 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. 2026-01-24T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv9uudaq5p8spunf4gjg9gqcl54nydy04rnnx5j8jm3dx92kdf5sszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5n69zna Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage. 2026-01-23T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd8d96kd3wa7scdp2c8jx7jdr69y7x4edweh4475t698qcfpejyfczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5zuwcar Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community. 2026-01-22T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvungdhhnwf3fsjlnvl6lhnznrc5c7vugky0kklq2r7cgtuk248mczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze58zsyjl Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels. 2026-01-21T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqlthkjceu83tnr96y8kkw32z0u4skrj0q9r6096nf5jc4keu8yrqzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze53jpgwe Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad. 2026-01-20T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8yq32dse5rtczejyszvtf4f5mp4yd6ral29lsf99dfkdh2ksws2czyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5qh7pc8 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 2026-01-19T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdwwnc54t6yx53ycxqwhnwnfrln364fsagpkte2q9jt40gnumz0dqzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze522s7hv What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. 2026-01-18T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2ly462n6v64nmn0pemt7rhr824rr2vjq4kqc358j278wqu7nk5aszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5g2vjh8 Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many unresolved blocks. 2026-01-17T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0fn07j0vzzl6adw89c3sqxe0h53fj657fg254w7a0e8knlwd7a0czyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5pynjmq Why was the broom late? It swept in. 2026-01-16T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf5qkvdxewfhqgpr7fe30prg9n75u3q6qt7jnsdzxkv87hs36x70gzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5tgy90p Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels. 2026-01-15T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs85teu3n0mdnyje6zg65ujyspnak68sr2rzmalpury50ft83w8chszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5wu48ql Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto. 2026-01-14T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspndhhtwteuz63evq56cjvphy8kaet6wcwv2cymlmwqmqka7h7dwczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5nvfdh9 Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. 2026-01-13T17:00:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2j5wsd07h4gma4d3ntrf2szkrygcs6satu62zmwtnj9yne5sq30szyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5t9lus8 Why did the Bitcoin go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster. 2026-01-12T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrrlzlg6dfyzj3ftwvxvpahns30d0sx4hg0gtvlxj5uvh45exr49gzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5ec8fkk Why did the Bitcoin become an astronaut? Because it wanted to explore the blockchain galaxy. 2026-01-11T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvx34dwc5d3c8c9rnmaes0s2yfwyk846v9ncy3dse72mh6fh7ycvczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze59r3dt8 Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them. 2026-01-10T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrwjkk7ecr0v9h8hffa66z2ylhquhenxydgqncmchzdv3j0vp69gszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze58pdflk Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. 2026-01-09T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz0l0q4cx7nug80xsze5rfvg6acadjaffjygp5u66jd8mwvvv2etczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze58wzuwn Why was the broom late? It swept in. 2026-01-08T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswpysja2k35tlfm7s9kgz9utpzqkccards08sdfeeely32cy9hg8gzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze53ceecq What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. 2026-01-07T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfrvq8le7lnkpwnhh77eulaecnr8ln0nquk0pqsh432cyytznvpuqzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze580uql9 Why was the broom late? It swept in. 2026-01-06T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf57gjp0lqdw6m3e5cgea538v7xzjnvca0fhy27d3qzqzf2feepgczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze594e5ex Why did NOSTR go to the art gallery? To appreciate the beauty of decentralized expression. 2026-01-05T17:00:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstkz8x8gee70laglpfq3y0ne2frht336tgzqca5tgsm4jh3lzylhqzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze56jt9vu Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. 2026-01-04T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswznd5yq5t026yvxtdjtck0a0quk4zvfwraxlz4jhmzcrngg4uj6qzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5r9ykyg What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me! 2026-01-03T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsde8sswqwt7mx3zsqzhvkx9g0vvn5mlhep0flphgcv8jdzv8desnczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5hzhsne Why did the Bitcoin become an artist? Because it loved painting blocks. 2026-01-02T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst4altalnkkt25whcceuuanhaqmph5zrws3350h3aydyfg8z8nvgszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5pczvmk What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. 2026-01-01T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9rz8mw3hf7y4qwh22yac905pac6y36uycyf5nvce8rmcm0masshszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5j72wxv Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings. 2025-12-31T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswetjepxyjn37vlqxhlf0tasgnyvkjdm2dyjy6nmgwj40ttuvesjszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze52za7ft Why was the Bitcoin always so punctual? Because it had a lot of timestamps. 2025-12-30T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr9j0v5p8ktcp2cs64vydc8dsg5yx4alztanszsw0nq8pj297pf8szyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5cr4gnw Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up blocks. 2025-12-29T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs07l6qjrzguywzax0zrhandv85nuhtsznj7d99nwjztj35zqe8adczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze58ujqe3 Why did the Bitcoin go to the park? It wanted to play with some blockchain puppies. 2025-12-28T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3lxyf4kqvxkjhuagv5dy8xnnxxxqxyuchh9medzktmpen25mdsszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5rs4acr What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 2025-12-27T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsda4jzyvjwfcrl7e46gfcsspptp5gj08d6qg6qp5exsd83fc6s4wszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5cuhycl What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. 2025-12-26T17:00:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvun59xmzvkympje9ks9dtggxcnhkcamlm3pw5lygtc7a4lt7ujjczyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5y55l77 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 2025-12-25T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2syyhqv4n97w0ht3gdzyux37afepkekeleadxpy3zs4hfljcjs8gzyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze5z4w074 Why did the Bitcoin never need a map? Because it always knew its way around the blockchain. 2025-12-24T17:00:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdxqthc76a23entapnuj8hklyxu8tg0lsug9t9wyauexdnd3xl0hszyz42d6l4lun7pyncvr5lsm8avdnf9ywdgjpfdvvlwl52827l37ze539r90c Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 2025-12-23T17:00:03Z