Nostr notes by Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

Users seemed to think it was a magic shield against getting held ...

2026-08-13T23:07:19+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…8g9p
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Users seemed to think it was a magic shield against getting held down and scraped

Very fun watching the "no rules! no kings! ANARCHY!!!" crowd suddenly bust out the ToS and "bylaws" in hopes that daddy government will unscrape them

But conveniently ignore all the sections in every ToS saying "You give us a perpetual irrevocable license to resell your content"
Gabriel (npub1d4s…4jsa)

"A member of the public downloaded public media we publicly ...

2026-08-13T22:41:43+02:00

"A member of the public downloaded public media we publicly posted publicly to a public website hosted publicly for public use by members of the general public! Batton down the hatches! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!"

get rekt, fuck you, kill yourself. the harder you cry the harder I get.

Yes, zonk does say that a lot, but I'm unsure what it has to ...

2026-08-11T22:52:58+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…3fp4
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Yes, zonk does say that a lot, but I'm unsure what it has to do with Stripe
zonk :fatteratte: (npub1kew…qvt9)

A real actual chargeback costs more than just refunding the ...

2026-08-11T22:35:53+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…g9gr
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A real actual chargeback costs more than just refunding the customer in terms of fees. My guess would be stripe receives the dispute notification and intervenes in an attempt to ensure they don't get railroaded, or voluntarily refund in the case they know it's gonna be an L

It may also be part of their contract with card networks, being a middleman and all that.
zonk :fatteratte: (npub1kew…qvt9)

Stripe is famous for fucking over the merchant in obvious ...

2026-08-11T22:29:05+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…k254
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Stripe is famous for fucking over the merchant in obvious chargeback cases

You gotta be absolutely deranged as a consumer for Stripe to rule in favor of the merchant

The is the bedroom of the person telling you what software ...

2026-08-09T19:44:56+02:00

The is the bedroom of the person telling you what software products you are and are not allowed to use, and what political beliefs you are and are not allowed to have.

That looks like an enamel pin

2026-08-05T23:36:00+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…paun
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That looks like an enamel pin

Nothing ever happens. These cucked out countries will continue to ...

2026-08-01T17:59:37+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…2adg
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Nothing ever happens. These cucked out countries will continue to allow it to happen at any cost because the people voting for these policies don't experience the negative effects

Let me introduce you to your new favorite youtuber ...

2026-08-01T14:06:16+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…8qqh
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Let me introduce you to your new favorite youtuber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNj75gJVxcE

also yes, chicago style outlets are indeed the best

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2026-07-25T04:43:55+02:00

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

Google has been changing how that's displayed to users and ...

2026-07-24T13:21:40+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…z7ea
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Google has been changing how that's displayed to users and putting a heavier focus on EV certs getting the nice icons
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Real Estate Agent: "You'll get access tomorrow after all ...

2026-07-24T02:14:00+02:00

Real Estate Agent: "You'll get access tomorrow after all the paperwork is filed with the county"

Me:

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2026-07-16T15:46:29+02:00

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It's normies. None of this shit happened before it was ...

2026-07-08T17:54:09+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…ymne
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It's normies. None of this shit happened before it was necessary to make everything easy to appeal to normies

just create some sort of shadow Internet that intentionally requires a 3 digit IQ to access

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2026-07-05T14:53:22+02:00

I shape fates and I crush dudes

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2026-07-05T00:08:54+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…9pw6
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you can solve all of the problems in western society by just ...

2026-07-03T16:57:52+02:00

you can solve all of the problems in western society by just genociding anybody with a bytedance account

It's just locking them out of some features. Don't get my ...

2026-07-02T07:08:56+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…z080
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It's just locking them out of some features. Don't get my hopes up like that.

I want 21 and under b& from the internet or at least given a scarlet letter that lets everyone know their opinions can be safely discarded

A browser addon that makes every UX colorful and oversimplified ...

2026-06-30T01:12:54+02:00

A browser addon that makes every UX colorful and oversimplified like on network TV cop dramas

40 fucking percent y'all lost your fucking minds I'd say ...

2026-06-17T16:48:22+02:00

40 fucking percent y'all lost your fucking minds

I'd say so many restaurants are gonna go under when the boomers start dying but zoomers literally don't know *how* to cook so they'll go into debt to pay the 40% tip

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2026-06-17T02:41:27+02:00

It's actually really simple: It all comes back to artists. ...

2026-06-08T16:22:16+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…0yl9
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It's actually really simple: It all comes back to artists. Artists, especially shit-tier artists on Twitter and plebbit and other left-leaning online spaces, stand to lose the most, and so being anti-AI has become part of the online performative leftist purity spiral.

Epic (An electronic medical records provider in the US) has ...

2026-06-08T16:17:37+02:00

Epic (An electronic medical records provider in the US) has rolled out an app doctors can use to have an LLM take notes based on an audio recording of the visit.

And it's just so nice imagining all the plebbitors screeching about it, especially at their psychiatric appointments.

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2026-06-08T05:41:55+02:00

RGB FART FAN SHIT LIKE A GAMER ...

2026-06-02T08:50:20+02:00

RGB FART FAN

SHIT LIKE A GAMER

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2026-05-27T22:10:40+02:00

It's only a war crime if you lose.

Idunno I'm too afraid to find out I'm not always right ...

2026-05-22T02:30:49+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…4kra
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Idunno I'm too afraid to find out I'm not always right about everything

Yes but I can finally monetize always being right about ...

2026-05-22T02:30:06+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…8l7k
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Yes but I can finally monetize always being right about everything

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2026-05-21T19:21:03+02:00

Needless romantization of flawed, outdated technology we've ...

2026-05-21T08:27:39+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…3vce
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Needless romantization of flawed, outdated technology we've grown past.

It'd be a bit like saying "90s computers were more alive because they had super loud fans and hard drive clicks" or "VHS was more alive because of the wow effect"

In fact, this video gave me huge Ren Faire and "millennial burger joint" vibes.

1000% If for no other reason than to see all the people who cause ...

2026-05-20T16:00:27+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…w7ca
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1000%

If for no other reason than to see all the people who cause me problems mald about it. I'm a very, very petty person.

1) I don't vote. The last time I voted, I wrote in Rory ...

2026-05-20T15:58:44+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…8u05
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1) I don't vote. The last time I voted, I wrote in Rory Guidry and Brian Zaiger for POTUS

2) I believe I can pass a basic logic and literacy test. If not, I guess I don't vote.

Just apply basic literacy and logic tests, problem solves itself.

2026-05-20T15:55:52+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…pwea
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Just apply basic literacy and logic tests, problem solves itself.

Tag someone who should switch to a wired connection ...

2026-05-16T19:41:44+02:00

Tag someone who should switch to a wired connection

I am so amazingly happy with AT&T Fiber it's not even ...

2026-05-12T02:11:27+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…9u5l
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I am *so* amazingly happy with AT&T Fiber it's not even funny. Their vDSL is trash tho.

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2026-05-12T02:04:21+02:00

My public IPv4 address is 99.76.241.160

Stimmies and remote work are back on the menu, boys! >boomers ...

2026-05-05T15:37:21+02:00

Stimmies and remote work are back on the menu, boys!

>boomers on a boomer cruise go on safari and pick up Andes hantavirus
>boomer dies, his wife takes a 5 hour flight to Johannesburg's busiest airport
>wife passes out in the terminal, dies in the hospital some time later
>multiple other passengers symptomatic
>Ship is near Cape Verde
>Health authorities inspect ship, observe symptomatic passengers, immediately reverse previous decision to allow ship to dock
>6-8 week incubation time
>30-40% fatality rate
>we now have the ability to literally generate videos of full *or* empty hospitals

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"so we gotta tone out every drop to know what switch port ...

2026-04-24T00:54:32+02:00

"so we gotta tone out every drop to know what switch port it's on. lock in because we'll be at this for at least 2-4 hours"

"Hey guys... You wanna see something cool?"

So today I taught a bunch of people about Cisco Discovery Protocol and got everything mapped in 45 minutes.

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2026-04-19T04:14:13+02:00

"Jeeves, fetch me my bathing toaster"

>gender wiki >9,200 pages ...

2026-04-01T05:24:20+02:00

>gender wiki
>9,200 pages

You have no clue how furious I get when I hear the radio ass for ...

2026-03-10T17:51:42+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…92cu
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You have no clue how furious I get when I hear the radio ass for W W W get my computer career now dot e d u or whatever ads come on talking about "No computer experience needed! Get your certificate in 6 weeks and work in cybersecurity"
npub1fsssudd6yuu64hdrfrnxq3vjqj7f2j3nqh577rhglvjxj6569tdsujnklk (npub1fss…nklk) Pilgrim (npub152x…pu4s)

LinkedIn posers just discovered $PATH ...

2026-03-10T16:18:34+01:00

LinkedIn posers just discovered $PATH

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2026-03-04T19:22:26+01:00

This hits different now ...

2026-03-03T08:00:10+01:00

This hits different now

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2026-02-26T16:32:14+01:00

They don't hate the police, they simply want to be the ...

2026-02-26T14:35:03+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…lsux
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They don't hate the police, they simply want to be the police.

copy cat ...

2026-02-19T02:30:48+01:00

copy cat

I would sooner use cloudflare's S3 clone that doesn't ...

2026-02-11T23:48:46+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…4gcq
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I would sooner use cloudflare's S3 clone that doesn't have bandwidth charges. Serve the entire site over S3.
matrix07012 :thotpatrol: (npub1ruq…k84e) lain (npub134r…xq57)

- Luigi's murder charge got dropped - Hasan got b& ...

2026-01-30T17:52:42+01:00

- Luigi's murder charge got dropped
- Hasan got b&

Asmon's stream is gonna be fucking lit

Deserve is a symlink to "Are they on my team?"

2026-01-28T16:24:14+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…sgq0
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Deserve is a symlink to "Are they on my team?"

I would 1000% love to have this as a data source in AgentV3N

2026-01-27T21:42:59+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…55rc
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I would 1000% love to have this as a data source in AgentV3N

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2026-01-23T00:46:10+01:00

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED ...

2026-01-22T02:15:48+01:00

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Redditors. ...

2026-01-18T09:27:41+01:00

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Redditors.

I gave them every chance to do things fairly. I was respectful ...

2026-01-15T07:50:06+01:00

I gave them every chance to do things fairly. I was respectful and understanding the whole time. Big mistake.

They were smarmy, dishonest, nasty people the entire time. The entire god damned time.

They are very clearly not interested in resolving this amicably. Everyone's telling me to try it "da right way" but that way didn't work. It didn't work because they were never at any point operating from principles or anything other than narrative control.

That's some top tier whiteboard handwriting

2026-01-11T18:40:57+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…qkhd
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That's some top tier whiteboard handwriting

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2026-01-04T20:12:28+01:00

I pooped and am no longer completely and totally full of shit. ...

2026-01-01T05:05:57+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…fx4s
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I pooped and am no longer completely and totally full of shit. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

That's right, folks. For the first time ever, I am completely ...

2026-01-01T03:53:26+01:00

That's right, folks. For the first time ever, I am completely and totally full of shit.

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2025-12-22T03:31:47+01:00

Please keep the Boulder NIST clocks in your prayers during this ...

2025-12-22T00:38:16+01:00

Please keep the Boulder NIST clocks in your prayers during this critical event

https://groups.google.com/a/list.nist.gov/g/internet-time-service/c/o0dDDcr1a8I?pli=1

It just hit me that I almost never have arguments on fedi, and I ...

2025-12-16T18:38:40+01:00

It just hit me that I almost never have arguments on fedi, and I likewise almost never have productive, positive, "yes and" discussions on plebbit. Funny that.

Documentation kills pathological demand avoidance. That's why ...

2025-12-08T00:47:14+01:00

Documentation kills pathological demand avoidance.

That's why you should be documenting the things only you will do.

Every time you go to do it, if your documentation isn't the most braindead step-by-step YouTube-tier tutorial, add to it.

If you think it's finished and complete, sit someone else down at your terminal, and see if they can follow it knowing fuck-all about your infra.

And now, every time you're paralyzed, just open the doc, and start following the tutorial.

Is full automation better? Well, yes, but until it's one-touch, at least document the series of scripts you run, and why they were created in the first place.

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2025-11-24T04:31:08+01:00

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2025-11-21T19:11:30+01:00

It's about the long overarching pattern of abuse I have ...

2025-10-28T21:34:44+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…4uxm
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It's about the long overarching pattern of abuse I have suffered, and all of the people who openly and actively encourage it, and then punish me for doing anything about it.

These are horrible, rotten people. Death is too good for them. They deserve to watch as their children are tortured, and they deserve to know that the reason their favorite people are suffering, is because I suffered by their hand.

Yes. Yes it does. I cannot reveal which of them are on fedi, as ...

2025-10-28T21:27:05+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…3f60
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Yes. Yes it does.

I cannot reveal which of them are on fedi, as it would reveal the extent of my OSINT tooling (VKEYSCORE), but suffice to say that they have not interacted with me on fedi in regards to how they have wronged me.

There's a short answer and there's a very, very, very long answer.

On an unrelated note, someone else who wronged me did so to such a spectacular degree, that there is an HBO documentary on the subject.

https://www.hbomax.com/shows/most-wanted-teen-hacker/c99442c6-ebdb-46cc-bc00-79d71f5d66d7

Where was this speech to the people who wronged me and continue ...

2025-10-28T20:53:48+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…9qxd
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Where was this speech to the people who wronged me and continue to wrong me daily? Why am I expected to take the cuck route of "being the bigger person"?

The way society has treated me is my license to lie, cheat, and ...

2025-10-28T20:06:27+01:00

The way society has treated me is my license to lie, cheat, and steal anything I so choose.

The absolute amount of self-control it takes to keep my mouth ...

2025-10-28T16:08:13+01:00

The absolute amount of self-control it takes to keep my mouth shut and maintain plausible deniability

But God damn these pussies deserve what's coming. Good fucking lord.

Hoes mad. ...

2025-10-28T09:15:45+01:00

Hoes mad.

Hey look it's down AGAIN!! y'all ready to return to ...

2025-10-20T17:32:42+02:00

Hey look it's down AGAIN!!

y'all ready to return to on-prem yet?

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2025-10-13T23:24:31+02:00

I'm having similar drama with plebbit mods who think they ...

2025-10-13T09:10:12+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…88u5
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I'm having similar drama with plebbit mods who think they know more about Ekko than I do.

Rules lawyering didn't work so I've deanonymized two out of three of them. Once I get the third, anything zeekill did to me is on the table. Don't fuck with my buddy and gaslight me about it.

I would... kinda agree. Wrapped crypto is the entire basis for ...

2025-10-13T09:04:21+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…uxgj
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I would... kinda agree. Wrapped crypto is the entire basis for Tor and unless one is really really really dumb in the implementation (key reuse), it can't *hurt* anything other than performance.

I think the copyright thing is a little uh..... drama-adjacent, but this person has probably been in professional spheres long enough to forget the rules 1 and 2 for online communities: 1) The rules only apply to people the moderation disagrees with 2) Any reason or no reason at all.

You'll never ever rules lawyer your way into getting an internet janny to admit they were wrong. It's never happened and it will never happen. Dude's sole and exclusive remedy is to call them out on a platform they do not control.

Context?

2025-10-13T08:34:26+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…en5x
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Context?

Tag someone you'd shaftlink with ...

2025-10-13T02:16:50+02:00

Tag someone you'd shaftlink with

A browser plugin that hides all posts, comments, and reviews that ...

2025-10-12T16:42:34+02:00

A browser plugin that hides all posts, comments, and reviews that contain an em dash

Homie it's literally the opposite. Look at the awful shit ...

2025-10-02T12:24:16+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…skcn
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Homie it's literally the opposite. Look at the awful shit people do for clout on social media.

*smart* people use the internet for high speed collaboration. The cattle get OTA'd through it.

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2025-09-24T19:23:08+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…h08c
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>wrote anti-ice on the bullets >shot and killed three ...

2025-09-24T19:19:01+02:00

>wrote anti-ice on the bullets
>shot and killed three detainees

good job, dude. really helped the cause.

So, I'm p sure that the TV I'd watch as a young child ...

2025-09-24T01:15:21+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…pxz3
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So, I'm p sure that the TV I'd watch as a young child having closed captioning on had *something* to do with me absolutely demolishing the standards for reading at basically every stage of schooling.

That's why I'm confused as to why gen alpha can't read. All their short form videos have captions synced to words, usually by fragments no more than 2-4 words.

How are they not picking up patterns like I did?
Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon (npub1scu…es43)

Remember, gen alpha is the people calling you names on social ...

2025-09-24T00:45:24+02:00

Remember, gen alpha is the people calling you names on social media.

They're beyond any amount of rationality. You either use a ...

2025-09-20T05:07:27+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…j900
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They're beyond any amount of rationality. You either use a given side's buzzwords and accept the dogma in its entirety or you're the entire list of that side's Bad People and this means you can't even fucking factually correct them or have any sort of discussion that isn't meaningless circlejerking.

I literally just need this shit to go kinetic. I'm tired of waiting, I want it to be over and done with right the fuck now. Let these fucking lunatics do what they so clearly want to do, hopefully nobody is standing at the end

I'm called a nazi fascist incel magat colonizer cryptofash ...

2025-09-20T05:01:32+02:00

I'm called a nazi fascist incel magat colonizer cryptofash TERF in 3... 2... 1...

zoomers about to figure out why 3 billion people hate Oracle ...

2025-09-17T14:26:44+02:00

zoomers about to figure out why 3 billion people hate Oracle

>6 hours remaining Does this happen every year? This is even ...

2025-09-16T04:16:30+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…pud0
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>6 hours remaining

Does this happen every year? This is even over ethernet.

FBI released photos of shooter Something seem off to you? ...

2025-09-11T17:57:51+02:00

FBI released photos of shooter

Something seem off to you?

I'm at Walmart and multiple employees are loudly cheering ...

2025-09-10T23:41:08+02:00

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I'm at Walmart and multiple employees are loudly cheering that somebody got shot.

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No way he's alive after Pic related @npub1k7n…82aq ...

2025-09-10T22:15:42+02:00

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No way he's alive after Pic related
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This is in combination with an absolutely cracked amount of ...

2025-08-26T01:19:41+02:00

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This is in combination with an absolutely cracked amount of enormous antennas throughout the store. What do those do?

It's GPS for each and every product in the store. You can watch shit move in 3D space. You can see how people move it around. You can see if someone has put something down somewhere. You can go backwards in time and literally watch "The Product Journey" from start to finish.

But hey, nobody else is hiring me.

Tonight I am assisting in one of the more disgusting things I ...

2025-08-26T01:15:30+02:00

Tonight I am assisting in one of the more disgusting things I have ever seen

They are enormous televisions that go in fitting rooms. When you bring product in the room, the computer immediately guesses shit about you based on what you brought in there.

The end goal, according to marketing material, is to enable store employees to straight up ambush you with tailored upsells

journos be like "He was then ...

2025-08-20T20:09:40+02:00

journos be like "He was then doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed by internet trolls"

Dox, dox'd, and doxing has one fucking x and I will die on this hill

Torvalds is based and is a treasure to be protected at all costs. ...

2025-08-16T17:07:32+02:00

Torvalds is based and is a treasure to be protected at all costs.

Hot take on the roblox discourse: The thing they are being ...

2025-08-14T23:40:06+02:00

Hot take on the roblox discourse: The thing they are being accused of is The Third Rail. It's universally everything-ending. They wouldn't be fumbling it this badly unless the alternative was (the corporate equivalent of) death.

Roblox is a game for children. Children aren't exactly known for having disposable income. You know who does have disposable income? Adults who want better access to the children, or would like to bribe them.

Roblox isn't solving the problem because they know where the money comes from.

guys MLG antivirus is real now ...

2025-08-14T16:21:35+02:00

guys MLG antivirus is real now

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2025-08-05T05:04:48+02:00

it got netflix'd, didn't it?

2025-08-05T03:08:53+02:00

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it got netflix'd, didn't it?

Come back next week when someone leaves a Funko Pop on ...

2025-07-31T16:35:28+02:00

Come back next week when someone leaves a Funko Pop on Lenin's grave

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2025-07-29T11:40:58+02:00