2026-07-18T22:51:48+02:00 https://nostr.ae ADHDeanASL https://nostr.ae/npub14uu4kvh8w526nkn0rj7qux0qrtag58fwqejp4uksljh0h3m0dkxsw02axj https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/548/835/084/649/501/original/ce40fdd967b62de7.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/548/835/084/649/501/original/ce40fdd967b62de7.jpeg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq73gfz42ukvc4mzrkdp5ww07ywf7fqqwjutdp0p494z076exh0dqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6g56p4a I’m tired of working out the whole clothes matching thing. It should be a no-brainer. Bring back Garanimals! 2026-06-15T17:34:05+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrf6pup3wfq0z2efaz7l2ps93lnpdyrz0kfxfnhd3n9tugwyc98jqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ry5gzl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp8jkls06dfmncwuf3ycndy474mmjun7wsq4mv5qruzcrck6lze9cc0fra3'>nevent1q…fra3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You’re quite welcome. If you enjoy whimsy, beige.party and jorts.horse have plenty of fun accounts.<br/><br/>*edit* also, beige.party is among the top instances for including alt text on images. It’s totally NOT because we’re a cult or anything; just really thoughtful people. 2026-05-05T01:37:14+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz5jzx68lcxcshk4zhtjhg43j0q6vrfuyak20jnfa4rgumn88tdfgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6uj2g7p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9tehlej4cj8e539p9rqsvz4jnmda7tm6vwnsw2dnpdqywcssqa0qesqtp8'>nevent1q…qtp8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>, [@the_etrain](<a href="https://beige.party/@the_etrain">https://beige.party/@the_etrain</a> ), <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub17el3h9ep6as2g84z3xt9fpjnjpesrl679uw599p2zh3fl3cfqvnssnfwcl" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Lisa</span> (<span class="italic">npub17el…fwcl</span>)</a></span>, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ppewzys45ygvxrmaxs9hwwrtt706u2pgcwrllex9dpqyt7wpnthqjaqv2g" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>myrmepropagandist</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ppe…qv2g</span>)</a></span>, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1c6z5ztjge4tu2d9re0cq73q368q7cm7fcwjcgs8j38qamxtr5tlssuq3gp" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>IT'S WEEKEND BEN, BITCHES!!</span> (<span class="italic">npub1c6z…q3gp</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ypu03dse3fjlqa8hw6ua6edk4ehzvl52fsu2gyfxnqs5ffzdwxrsesmcxe" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Another Angry Woman</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ypu…mcxe</span>)</a></span>, [@skinnylatte](<a href="https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte">https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte</a> ), <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1xw72jymypjdstdz82h6srlmtdv9u5xg70nn3xaazlkel8dsc7ljqger9m5" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Ben Royce V͎O͎T͎E͎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ ⁼ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ</span> (<span class="italic">npub1xw7…r9m5</span>)</a></span>, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub14weulvzpysazgdx27e0fflfwm0ss82ns2ewf72st6vhysrakalgsft7rzk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Uncle Duke</span> (<span class="italic">npub14we…7rzk</span>)</a></span>, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>TayFoNay, Pet Detective</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ran…dnlr</span>)</a></span>, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ctzyjhp0ep57c4g58msjk3m6hqmw4glnrwjpjm7k9fkszela28lsr6eaml" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Wallflower 🌺 - Ebony Jewelwing😁</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ctz…eaml</span>)</a></span>, <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1yn0hz0e4dajek9xue8t4vf9um6wrulztl2p7c2weanfg5ryk590sfwt3te" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Wrenasaurus Tex :trans_heart:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1yn0…t3te</span>)</a></span> to name a few. 2026-05-04T20:08:33+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvyjx6hkafhudszvk7p282urm6k8kyqwtjw8hlw0n8mwja5kyhkjqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6fjcxex Just received this from a friend. I don’t know exactly where she took it, but I’ll try and find out.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/513/597/319/792/474/original/75fdbbe9cc7f245b.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-04T03:00:08+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy0ngqrnhme462mqetavq9r7svg70uee64shq6de76adxfdvjpahgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6jj0eq3 Likelihood I will eat the spicy thing: high<br/><br/>Likelihood I will pay dearly for eating the spicy thing: high<br/><br/>Likelihood I will learn from this experience: nonexistent 2026-04-29T22:46:16+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstfncwm2trc8jya0xu66y8q007pph3x8mx8kaetafze800p4q4rwgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6gzmy72 Best Served Cold: A Longitudinal Study Of The Effects Of Pursuing Vengeance by Inigo Montoya<br/><br/>(Thanks to <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1rj8pwq7jrl6eksgfdwz4wuqrhagy9v08aakxjkl6dwxexdjffctsxt7cry" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Chertridge</span> (<span class="italic">npub1rj8…7cry</span>)</a></span> for the inspiration)<br/><br/>#MovieCharactersDissertationTopics<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-04-27T03:10:35+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspqg2auuelctnzvnngengv5nd0v9zxgackgdkw54s05y39f9dxw9gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6vu8wvh Here’s to meetings booked for an hour that only last 20 minutes 🥂 2026-04-24T18:37:11+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspuvhwenmfas7mngge8zlkcuuegpxw8jzyp6efk0s4fuzxme4llvqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ha75r6 I’m taking her camping again because she said she wanted our sex to be more in tents. 2026-04-24T13:48:08+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd0uymr79aqvh20na2atx7wextxdmya9fc877whskyplmtntz8geqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6r5u629 Oregano is when someone from the PNW tells you no and you feel all spicy about it 2026-04-22T02:17:10+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspfxfd2f9sunz4expf72z8swr9pv0rtarfetg88dayedx7l7sgqegzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6n69vhh Do y’all follow <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1047ksasr2y47wa94mh69frjtfvjeaz36d3jalujep7efdkr7lzxskqkgnn" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Chris Silverman</span> (<span class="italic">npub1047…kgnn</span>)</a></span>? His iPhone Notes art is brilliant! I regularly send his images to Sweet Pea, and we’re both amazed by them. Give his timeline a look! 2026-04-18T04:35:14+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8lv4pawpurnneas25utaj9ykgatauazwvamxsxpmsmt0fy9hjghqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6r2jc4a I’d like to see all politicians fly coach. All of them. Wait in line with TSA. Get delayed. Get bumped. Deal with the toddler playing peek-a-boo for three hours. Help subdue a drunk Karen. Go without peanuts on a 12 hour flight because someone is allergic. Pay for wifi. Laugh with the other passengers at the saucy flight attendant’s interpretation of the safety briefing. If they can do that, they can govern. 2026-04-17T22:56:25+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2n3f5vupp2ydaxs8sckh6zr84ur9n90zpdc077w92kcsylqru74czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc60h9v80 Well, it’s happened. I have been reported by the school staffer about my stopping the meeting the other day to address her and another staffer’s deadnaming a trans student. I “crossed a boundary,” according to the report. They’ve taken me off the graduation ceremony I was set to interpret with a team. The graduation is for students I’ve known for years, some of them since kindergarten. <br/><br/>It is what it is. I’ve asked the agency to contact the school superintendent, as I suspect the order came from that staffer and not the administration, but we shall see.<br/><br/>I do not regret stepping out of my role. Not one bit. 2026-04-16T15:44:43+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw90k4zxeqsa7ac03p709lj9yfzgrf6cn2ptuez0tshyhwpxvuwdszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc60yvl8v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsff0cjjfevwgsrzq24406605zm38ndh22p5qtfx4cg0q6y465manq64pwzl'>nevent1q…pwzl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is moving fast for a Mastodon post, so please friends, allow me to say this: PROTECT TRANS KIDS! 2026-04-15T00:46:57+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsff0cjjfevwgsrzq24406605zm38ndh22p5qtfx4cg0q6y465manqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6vth77a I was a bit unprofessional today. I asked the host of a meeting to mute the zoom participants, then I addressed the two staff present in-person about their insistence on using a student’s dead name. One staffer used the excuse that the name is in the official paperwork. I called it an excuse and reminded them both that this is a human being. I might not be called back to interpret more of those meetings, but I couldn’t bear keep hearing them treat the student like that. <br/><br/>Bureaucracy is not an excuse for mistreating others. 2026-04-14T22:54:05+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs22crhzh97wy90kjamx4da54t8fnlstvuq6mee3nhf4cn7u7dduhszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc67k3f2y Reminder to myself that if I have a friend or family member who treats me differently when I don’t meet their very exacting standards, they’re not healthy for me, and trying to meet their standards isn’t, either. <br/><br/>I must meet my own standards and adhere to my own ethics, and do what is within my own capacity as faithfully and consistently as I can. <br/><br/>You might need this reminder, too. 2026-04-07T04:31:01+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2rq66gna58lmu7n7pgs7p9zlpmeg32vtf9sqp55gyu978mlukv8qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ae8pfq Maybe I’m old school, but I’m wondering why the hell there is commercial software aboard the Orion ship. I’m not flying a machine to the moon if there’s even the slightest chance of blue screen of death. Give me a yard-high stack of punch cards and homemade code that’s twenty times tested and unhackable because it’s a one-off. 2026-04-04T05:49:36+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstjs7xfdx8qy033a42u5cg8zxyh49rgk2zvacr4jjvr474gsyg4aczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6mdg0l4 Just learned the husband of a colleague and friend died suddenly on Wednesday. What a sad feeling to want to comfort someone and being completely unable to. Ultimate powerlessness. In these moments, I guess all we can do is be there if needed. 2026-04-03T18:35:06+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyruemnum3wjud7ch7njnwlmjfeccse3j6rhfhar835es2wza0d5gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6yf8c9q We should be asking Congress for $1.5 trillion for healthcare and education while the president is forced to crowdfund his Epstein Distraction War 2026-04-03T16:04:38+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz8gswps0hhpvy76jhq25qg0ff4jnuy0la9c6k85s03pgd00s9tmszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6pxrrt9 I only got a couple pics at my local No Kings rally, but these signs begged to be photographed. <br/><br/>Friends and neighbors, I am lifted up. I’m thinking there were easily 150 people on the square of our little university town in east Alabama, and we got tons of honks and waves and smiles. <br/><br/>Notably, the only people flipping us off were middle-aged to old white men. Big shock.<br/><br/>This rally would NEVER have happened in our town during the first Turnip term. Things are changing, folks, and they’re changing in a big way. Hope is a powerful force.<br/><br/>#NoKings<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/308/325/739/917/353/original/a419bfa3da0b5624.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/308/326/920/992/075/original/9c138f9a044653d3.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-28T19:57:10+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ckkkplz4jpvv28avsl3gd90ufatpt8ug7lglcqacvsyraqqcm2szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc63n54z3 Poster #1 finished<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/305/153/141/706/298/original/a9ac994bcf2885e1.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-28T06:30:02+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrrzfcvy8g4g7dz69sydyuv7ks0h7nru83wjlvx48hlruulxtegqczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6qhdtq6 Live long and punch nazis<br/><br/>#LiveLongAndAnything<br/>#HashtagGames 2026-03-27T04:03:59+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdmxlkdpcgxv3802xs7v8nj9n5h6ak9y7c4kl66gredkynqkw3ylgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6cmsvlz Don’t mean to brag, but my suite* is at the top** floor of this hotel^<br/><br/>*room with an extra love seat jammed in<br/><br/>**4th<br/><br/>^Comfort Inn 2026-03-23T23:30:35+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2236hqd9qvqjzz3r9rpupk4hyl3cyfx7ppafjk3073zgvfpxnufszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6e68q3c Poultrygeist<br/><br/>#PoultryMoviesOrPlays<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-03-20T02:20:52+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz0q86gccyswh3qc738mq8gkkl7ls22hjtuq4u9vqc6kmtwxdp9wqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6qkccnj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfect0yu8qsqgyu0vh6cvgw0cpcmv3gar3suctm6e6ug22qg3xn9c8dun68'>nevent1q…un68</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tactile ASL is far more than fingerspelling into the hand. It’s fully ASL, with the DeafBlind person tracking hand-over-hand. There are modification to signs, of course, and the person signing to the DeafBlind person adds important environmental information such as who’s speaking, where people are in the room, etc. ProTactile (PT) is a new-ish form of conveying information via haptics - even more environmental info is shared - if the presenter is pacing, when the crowd is laughing, where questions are coming from, etc. ProTactile is a specific “brand” of haptic communication. <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1jpylcq5e6mdcn7pdqq4ayknszevr9yakqrm8f2gvt0675w3rsdwql7yfwv" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sara Joy :happy_pepper:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1jpy…yfwv</span>)</a></span> 2026-03-15T21:40:51+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyhlsardwdqk5kz8gpypmz3k0lfyxsh7y45d794crtvn7e6rtwddqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6htdcrv We all laugh in the same language. 2026-03-15T17:03:23+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2qp7hme7hmdyc9qggq8yzw6delzwtv5grtlc9fa02tkhzdc6thmqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6tkseu9 I hate it when I have to work at schools. Got to get up early so I can pack my Indoctrination Kit. It includes stuff like Trans Theory books, bags of kitty litter for the cat students, and my entire drag outfit for story time. Then there are the satanic candles… don’t even get me started on the Woke Ideology pamphlets I have to print every time. SIGH 2026-03-13T17:30:19+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9uvq8w3nwc0k7uv4y3ssu5pnf5mwl2u0p8k7lg7lshv5pd0jvhdgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6g2wt20 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdn4nutdz0ev30sjd8k7rzhl5dp6ttq5ul9zgcccmg4lvle4ypxaqdn4mg5'>nevent1q…4mg5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Brutal curry. Death curry. 2026-03-12T19:45:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqhtcsgd374v5pqnjm9wd4356a93tcdzpmmygyk4fdkm9ljsftlsczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6pnxgth Beige.party is still only at 71% of photos containing alt text. We can do far better - we HAVE done far better. I think there are some accounts posting memes and cloning from other sites that don’t contain alt text, and that’s sad. <br/><br/>Alt text means access for everyone. Please consider adding it if you don’t.<br/><br/>Thanks. 2026-03-12T18:41:52+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxu0et4zd3x66tqfpkktx66t46pp959r8l9v2w0nau9h3az3qzdlgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6sjuwgf [in orbit]<br/><br/>Me: *shivering and thinking about space heaters* those LIARS 2026-03-02T15:15:14+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsry933hecnmwwyyhz9d39h4l92sk6jqavrylwfsqjw8n80zmhahxczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6prcqn5 Hey, friends and neighbors, a delightful friend just reminded me that today is the start of #MarshMadness!<br/><br/>What it is: any pics of marshes, wetlands, estuaries, etc., especially if they contain awesome critters (but it’s not a requirement)! Let’s share some beauty! <br/><br/>And please don’t forget to use the hashtag so we can all find what you share.<br/><br/>#MarshMadness 2026-03-01T17:37:23+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspqchsn2dtsgcvu93etgaxuhfhfkq36ufe3uzd99jmmj8vmsu87nczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ym5usf One of the most entertaining things about Mastodon is that I can read a thread of something like 27 posts and still have absolutely no clue of what it’s about. There are so many varied interests here of which I know nothing that I can do that every single day and still find new stuff about which I am completely clueless. 2026-02-11T23:56:06+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2nnmm8ythz4zrd926mneaarjqcyl5wwam0cszmjg7p0dj8kcl79qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6mh024a When two dudes achieve something big, that’s a bromentous occasion 2026-02-08T01:38:47+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9x7ysknk6tmk2us8466us8z4z9jmxp9m65twlftgpgcrup2tmatqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6fn2s6g To My Work Colleagues,<br/><br/>I deeply regret my recent poor choice of wording when attempting to share my photos of Sequoia National Park. After an illuminating conversation with Holly in HR, I now understand it was extremely inappropriate for me to stride into the break room and shout “WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME BIG NATURALS?” I will be personally apologizing to each of you when I return next month. For now, I will be reflecting on my missteps as I work with our dairy cows on the family farm. I’m sure it will be a great reset for me to spend time with our big mommy milkers!<br/><br/>- Dean 2026-02-06T14:24:07+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqwrmj0cuapn9e29dahadz73q2m85dxa2haf2qgy632nwxmsywvpqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6a9rrff I just had to explain Pon Farr to my young woman team interpreter. How’s your day going? 2026-01-28T21:26:52+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyqjm65ugna4dx8u67ltp6m5ysq55g98vyr63ct90qedt0tvtznyczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6zs0rmj Just saw a video in which some dude was complaining that the archery in the scene in The Hobbit where Bard kills Smaug wasn’t realistic. In the movie about hobbits and dwarves and orcs and wizards and a dragon. The archery wasn’t realistic enough. <br/><br/>That’s enough internet for me tonight. 2026-01-24T04:50:03+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyhn3nvwmy6y9vxsqjy5xfw5apfshg73zdpsg4hyzvqny443mpxfqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6v2fns6 I can’t be the only person who thinks life was better when Click &amp; Clack were on the air. 2026-01-21T00:24:09+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstdynvpfj042vs2rgjlg7kapkgkrnwa5dqttkrtx2lglewqfvpd0czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6xxv5xj Sherlock Holmes: This is a tricky problem indeed, Watson. I must employ all my considerable powers of seduction to solve it. <br/><br/>Watson: Pardon, Holmes, but I believe you meant to say “deduction.”<br/><br/>Holmes: *licking lips sensually* Did I? 2026-01-10T13:23:18+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyh2mhcn34yfhs2m0n3gcg2aqc6ww3pvldsed2nd0wydp5zu6q65gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc67e0rw9 What we should *definitely* do during this most recent crisis is keep sniping at one another. It’s worked wonders so far, and is really, really helpful. The right absolutely HATE it because it harms them so much. 2026-01-08T12:06:31+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9dqq5d9k3gjrvmy85nl8yywcl90xx3rquwt93689k25rlp4fzc2qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ce3k6s Ooh, I’ve got a good one: Let’s let 2026 be the year we stop having arguments in our heads with people who don’t exist about things that haven’t happened. 2026-01-01T20:24:14+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr22t8j0ql9r94pke7a07y2eqv9mdlu0j0qrqngq2dnmv9jfjqe5qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6a7qwh0 I *just* learned Toni Collette is Australian. That’s how good her accents are. Dang. 2025-12-31T16:58:51+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyhvem5rt9lrkpjff966pfwjfg4j5a0n6fdwxe4npwptd37edkmdgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6k5rjpu Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. <br/><br/>Happy Thursday to everyone! 2025-12-25T15:19:59+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxcr5uh2lgekk6zkyt6v67pesykqv8u8hfh43tw8c0l988xvmt83szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc62rrnga Thinking about becoming a baseball stats guy 2025-12-24T05:27:52+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsta6jktz0lmrjqmscxntda3za3x2drjl25zh5alg3jflj2a624y7gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6v54fwd Happy Solstice, y’all. May your days be merry and (gradually) bright(er). 2025-12-21T16:08:43+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3a4lyf9eazds7xyvk42v4hfck7prqrjrqlg56lk56gtryj8jgkczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6kl0n5t I don’t know about y’all, but to me it feels *really* close to Flipping Congresspeople’s Cars Over season. 2025-12-19T15:49:13+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy2glecxlkxhtcz9p6hll8clhpk47sjq0p87y5n22q8yr08hjw8tczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc65hjwtj If you’re in love with a certain small crustacean, that’s a relationshrimp 2025-12-17T20:48:20+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp5a4ay6s5gace8mqp50xe9pawzh3f9js3kmvdgruz5xjemt0rrvqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6kntu29 There’s something really, really wrong with a country when millions upon millions of people are biting our nails hoping those 4 Republicans actually vote they way they say they will so we can still have medical care in the new year. It shouldn’t come down to shit like this. 2025-12-17T16:31:42+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0zklentuz84grc26se9839204s0g66nwy4p86dtpntuyzw5ahnmqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc635qwjl Nog Days Are Over by Florence + The Machine<br/><br/>#ChristmasANonChristmasSong<br/>#12DaysOfChristmas<br/>#HashtagGames 2025-12-16T04:52:19+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0k3s8jlhu9x2jfeak7mkveurhpwjz40edfuncvg5pecrwtsfhd8szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc64tmq7r I Still Haven’t Found Toys I’m Looking For<br/><br/>#ChristmasANonChristmasSong<br/>#12DaysOfChristmas<br/>#HashtagGames 2025-12-16T04:38:59+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx9muyg5wpmlq96n6w7md0qgtzxmqc450yndv8l7y0d45c0c3zjlszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6n9z8qz WTForecast keeping it real this morning<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/723/481/988/979/969/original/2bebf05a59d5f204.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-15T13:03:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqeufz0wx8v7dm2pnyvp4zfsfafvngy86xh4s9daqpl8edls66fsqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc67dypm5 “Ask not what your Callibri can do for you; ask what your Times New Roman can do for your country.”<br/><br/>-Marco Rubio, probably 2025-12-10T19:58:57+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2tt5z4z593wzdy2qprhea0kcj65y2n44qvu0p22u7jtfk64kajpgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6th3zz6 A Christmas special brought to you by Waffle House in which the protagonist is a small town’s best short order cook who wins over a visiting big-city lawyer when he shows her that true love is Scattered, Covered, and Chunked. 2025-12-09T16:48:30+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs24rl9jey0702p2f8qazdzxks37nyyegv5v3c3ne28gdhhhda69aczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6v4uxhf The Man In The White Castle<br/><br/>#fastfoodabook <br/>#hashtaggames 2025-12-09T04:47:04+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ypcrmjqkxy8q57c964f80tsq8zrxj6rerm903h0lwqvkynzac4szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6uadtpa GUYS, I just got a peace prize from my local sandwich shop 2025-12-06T17:25:44+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2a284093f7mru5pv6xmxcpnxxc54kyj6pczxs0tq9vggsmcgy6wszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6r6c4v2 Guys, I have a confession to make: For the past six months, I’ve been having an emotional affair with the AI in our refrigerator. It’s okay, though, because I think Jen is seeing the microwave. Looks like we’re poly now. 2025-12-02T19:06:09+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfees5v2m8am32nvlcr9z7sehu56h489cqsrnfm2ca5vu9kl5ht5gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6gx8pyr Hey, thanks for fact checking my joke, you joyless enemy of fun. 2025-12-02T14:25:54+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf7s33ygeupz50ltz9x2vn0w2m76x7smyp7rdeds2peuvgua4tp9czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc684yrk7 Waiting for the big, revolutionary, hack-proof business practice of moving to all paper. 2025-11-30T15:14:55+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxsh5p2sgxznhrczrkm3575q0qekuh4f2vx6r4ad5w7j8k7ncly5szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc65y0d79 Until the day he dies, he needs to be heckled with “QUIET, PIGGY!” every time he opens his Bill hole. 2025-11-19T00:00:20+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2r03r6edr629c445u3ahnsmzq4zgn4jeahkvufuyksnmzcms4faqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6xk9x29 I’m starting a church that centers around eating. You may now refer to me as Repastor Dean. 2025-11-18T17:28:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyzcqq2nenmltyvlpa3ushcu0zycsxlzw2kk9pdy4d37pem5xhp8szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6e72r46 56 years on this planet now. I haven’t lived a famous life, but I can’t deny it’s been… eventful. And I can honestly and unabashedly say that I’m alive due to the love and care of others. <br/><br/>Please don’t allow the hate that’s currently so loud to erode your love. Do something every day in love, and never, ever stop. It’s how we win. 2025-11-16T15:08:05+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxqnn89h4dus5wnerylv64f6t6pfslkf4rd92afy9j9rpx8ymhuhgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6w5r7nx Having Netflix on but not watching is streaming into the void 2025-11-14T00:26:50+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9px66w034z6vz4v9ffjtu84qpgllwkcuk4xgyvj5j483zy6aepfczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc69yawdp The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is - you know what, never mind. It’s not important. 2025-11-12T13:29:31+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw2vudf8juy6lpmrqjy7xlv24uqj3p3rjdgcm7tf0msf78zhhs25qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6qt6n8l BREAKING: White House China 2025-11-05T03:59:21+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgaq70a6yeqndrjjlhn6077x4x3vuhh8ml4q0n52j2vplncxd7msczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6nkv5pg Black and tan Dachshunds are just low rider Dobermans 2025-11-01T12:54:11+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq4ahzm4z8ahltv6lk90q2hetpv9glnhkr8czdnvx6qz0psqwyg3gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6wfdda5 Anyone surprised Grok is a pedo? Anyone? Bueller?<br/><a href="https://flipboard.com/@cbcnews/top-stories-01r3k2ttz/-/a-mFP1Xzy2RRaGSQtlnLBg7g%3Aa%3A107108217-%2F0">https://flipboard.com/@cbcnews/top-stories-01r3k2ttz/-/a-mFP1Xzy2RRaGSQtlnLBg7g%3Aa%3A107108217-%2F0</a> 2025-10-29T11:52:07+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyhxml0u7u2eq78px36gwa2th2mds29e0wyd3s42zq99m82j9m02gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6martc8 Just checked my most played list. #1 was your mom. 2025-10-24T12:16:28+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyktw8qx5y0rfuc36lmswuxyv33atadzhwls0enyktkglkz6hqwaszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6svncqh Dear Everyone Who Ever Attends Any Kind Of Meeting Where Microphones Are Used: If it’s your turn to speak, USE THE MICROPHONE. THEY HAVE IT FOR A REASON. NO, YOU ARE NOT LOUD ENOUGH. USE THE FUCKING MICROPHONE.<br/><br/>Thank you, have a good day. 2025-10-21T17:47:33+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvh28wg0r0w3lslzxjtypafsprx3mns0uur68fx72p703v00j8wdgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6hy765k In fediverse, shit posts you 2025-10-11T14:55:47+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfnm3jyrecmhu42mmwph9ky7l8fv4a7j3prm5mzt5rg4q9msgwh6qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6069xhu TRUE STORY: Jen was in the waiting room of her pain management doctor this morning and saw this.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/350/949/712/578/122/original/32ae4b4046b7bbb3.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-10T19:03:34+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvdqde7ts3x2t6wdnnhpah2fc73an9h82mjreurrns276y06yc85szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6tmguhy Where The Hell Did That Cut Come From And Other ADHD Stories 2025-10-10T14:10:15+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfpkqwcz2h4qc0nlw2j98cd9nwtt63yrf229cgvrxvrgca6l7dgnszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6mpzaku Lots of new folks here from Blewski, and we’re glad to see you! <br/><br/>You might have noticed we’re kinda particular about adding alt-text to images (beige.party is among top performers when it comes to alt text, by the way), and I’d like to share why and what the benefits are. <br/><br/>Why: there are lots of amazing people on the fedi who are either blind or visually impaired, and alt text gives them access to the images shared here. Along with them, there are folks who have visual processing disorders, and there are folks who just who might not know what the hell they’re looking at. Alt text gives them access, too. A third reason why: creating things that are accessible from the start is just a great way to make your images available to everyone without having to go back to the drawing board. The concept is Universal Design, and it’s a great way to do pretty much everything.<br/><br/>Benefits: 1. People who frequently come up against barriers have a space where those barriers are reduced or eliminated, and they’re more likely to stick around. 2. Interaction improves, resulting in more and better connections, allowing for a social network that’s *actually* more social. 3. Other stuff that’s not occurring to me in the moment (I’m distracted by the workshop happening on my computer screen), but which I’m sure my brilliant friends can add. <br/><br/>Alt text is just the right thing to do. <br/><br/>A comment I’ve seen before is “But what if I don’t have the spoons?” Lots of folks on fedi, my own amazing wife included, have disabilities or conditions that limit their energy or capacity to engage in tasks such as adding alt text. That’s 100% understandable and okay. A great way to work with that is to write your alt text a little bit at a time in a notes app when you have the ability, then just cut &amp; paste when you post your image. There’s no rush in interaction here, and we want *everybody* to have access to the amazing stuff shared. Please consider this when posting pics, charts, comics, etc. We all deserve a bit of beauty, learning, and laughter in our days. 2025-10-09T17:30:57+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8al6xx2m6agxkenn3d7jp7jxr8pr0awedk6sknf6s3667kv9e9rgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6gr7sj4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq0dknmdws4qdye5f0war0kn070szc8qsg2j9cxtmklaqlmztjnys8g0sh2'>nevent1q…0sh2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have a few friends who are so finely tuned that it seems like a superpower. “Ugh, that fruit juice is making me feel off.” Off what? I drink fruit juice, and I have tasted fruit juice, and then I need to pee a little while later. That’s it for me. I don’t feel an immediate reduction or boost in energy or alertness or anything - unless it’s dramatic. 2025-10-08T17:40:18+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxp0qc2w6lzlg53q606804gr6j45tnvh9kdst9mqv0j92wfjpqjsczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc606lh0p This morning’s first workshop is about eating disorders, and the presenter mentioned poor interoception, or one’s ability to understand the signals the body is sending. <br/><br/>As a person with ADHD, I *really* relate to this. I’m not hot until I’m sweating, or cold until I’m shivering, or hungry until I’m starving, or in pain until I’m in agony. It’s a weird way to be. <br/><br/>I’ve always found it super impressive when someone has a really sensitive awareness of what’s going on in their body, like they’re immediately aware of how a certain food affects them. It often takes me literal years before I understand how certain foods make my body feel.<br/><br/>Are y’all smelling what I’m stepping in?<br/><br/>#ADHD<br/>#neurodivergent 2025-10-08T17:07:41+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw0lyn4wu09vc62666nk8q8pg40mxgqphjs9dhv90a0ewq4zranyqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc62ezrhs For the record, I’ve always pronounced it “Blewski.” 2025-10-08T03:43:24+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspmdayqlgepnzss6yle2gjwjxpmr5csfuultq7svvgsmvmllkevrczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6u70p2d It’s the last day of #Bleptember! Post those bleps, folks! The timeline is desperately in need of cuteness today! 2025-09-30T13:12:11+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsysa92k56z6n2fnq9gcn4j8pym3ywcrgavptftuygas8kpxztn4kqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6z0k39g A “My Darling” letter from Portland about the War, but it’s obscured by raindrops 2025-09-29T15:43:40+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqulg7j0xhazhx0f6nxw27jv8t8lyes5dk4wjtckc0xfxewhatesszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6w77m2n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr007ftscmfyr29aa2xlrxwx47yvdmldcz5606smpndddf3fhar8cead4w3'>nevent1q…d4w3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is what should be happening all over the nation. 2025-09-29T14:37:17+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyhsehw3pug5lsxmp2ma77jwdx3xjd3u0s2hkw2j7v50eufjqs78qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6wxm5q6 Probably my favorite shot of the Lone Cedar<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/244/927/414/001/020/original/980e01100fc983bf.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-22T01:40:42+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvjdh0xp79jd7my39n042aelzaknrvxpzxepgts22ehktpy80msuqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc68kw4g8 Yosemite today. Going back for more tomorrow.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/228/833/676/843/390/original/d14a710d251efcaa.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/228/834/074/287/817/original/be8ec6def1eb3118.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/228/834/518/245/497/original/d3c44bb8bde8ff5c.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-19T05:28:03+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszel3j2uxw9rqcz8d3hamt0c2whapg6ttzqa5y4apk3pujk54mc0czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6nkha55 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvdvpsfnpfaxzjddzm62tyc3utr3y69j5w8w76p84ccn78r609nasjdcfpz'>nevent1q…cfpz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>HOW MANY SLAUGHTERED NAUGAS IS ENOUGH, EDDIE?! <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1xuafmveg9spe5hwaq32mzvkw9097ced8arqg5r3fuav5nd336waqqfs88j" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Alice McPhotos</span> (<span class="italic">npub1xua…s88j</span>)</a></span> 2025-09-17T16:03:59+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgrpdedq653e4gchswe8g6k5y96x2at8dx92d8yvcl9qr43h3kp0szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6pucyjl The smartest person I know is Deaf. He’s one of those people who’s intellectually insatiable and who is constantly making and modding stuff. He runs a robotics, printing, and drone program at a university, teaches at camps, teaches college courses, and has decided to pursue his Ph.D. You know, just for something to do. He can wire a house, convert a car to biodiesel, and install a tankless water heater, among myriad other skills he possesses. <br/><br/>Deafness is only a disability because most hearing people can’t sign. 2025-09-15T00:53:52+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv8crglrys8gdwlrcuy8hnzrrv4vmnvlz8a5ujg4fcncjte9muw0qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6lm47tl Sigh Hard<br/><br/>#BoreAMovieOrShow <br/>#hashtaggames 2025-09-13T04:41:29+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv5wzrmkn4k2t9m055rxtkg5ax8f2hjqpsewuum3wyzt43t0g4u2qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6uzf6se For all the political nastiness out there right now, you still only ever see a friendly rivalry between boob people and butt people. 2025-09-13T02:16:22+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdfu6t9cw95lr8q9cx0umfsx5v3tfjcnt7vpp76ysnrvsswuc8xwszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6wxr4zd Just got an email from somebody using a Juno address. I spoke “Juno dot com?!” aloud and suddenly, my grown great-grandkids showed up and said “sure, grandpa, let’s get you to bed.” 2025-09-11T01:23:26+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy9ks43nntc366ghsymcvupeha55nqhac5ek4zdnf9gqmyprjtsuczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6vn2yy4 There is an alarming lack of shitposting today. We need to fix this pronto 2025-09-10T13:24:19+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx2ta79uw5ycsnu7n3554tg8v544cpkzjyrq5v6sqcsqgzctpvkcczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ngfa33 I’m gonna write a novel titled “Helvetica” and have it printed in Comic Sans because all the comic sans haters can kiss my ass 2025-09-07T19:26:09+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0c6h99w5hqcx0kfm34cjjw99ndrrvk7gqlsss3a5yyw70qpqauaqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6dlftex I think congressional hearings like the one with RFK Jr should all go something like this: <br/><br/>Senator: what the fuck is wrong with you?<br/><br/>RFK Jr: Excuse me, wha-<br/><br/>Senator: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your brain? Did you get kicked by a mule? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!<br/><br/>-and it should keep going like that until the person being deposed either tells everyone what the fuck is wrong with them or quits in frustration. Maybe utilize bright lights and sections of hose filled with sand. 2025-09-05T02:12:23+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw2rxq8fmfvszy9lpvptmjcavplg00nye5lzlm28l3j2dpzfra90qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6gy9zz0 A few shots from my 6 mile hike today along part of the Chinnabee Silent Trail, part of the Pinhoti Trail System in Talladega National Forest in Alabama. The Silent Trail is notable because it was created by Boy Scouts from the Alabama School for the Deaf over several years. The Pinhoti connects to the Appalachian Trail, in case anyone was wondering.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/131/054/155/107/897/original/0c36ebc6c324fd1b.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/131/054/983/626/801/original/a30298a4f3cefae7.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/131/057/131/893/014/original/5c63bf752308cede.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/131/058/799/619/139/original/4d0b8600fe79074f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-01T23:02:24+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsppt23gg3r9nhqafvy4h3gm34mrlvnua9uxa5p92d85uhmguzheuszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6g3j43t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw48njsxwvzz0hu929slxqe0f3ejsrvgad75lf9dmc6djec0eprksen83hp'>nevent1q…83hp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Same scene, but a few steps back<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/120/481/543/246/893/original/2c01b89b95125c4f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-31T02:10:28+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw48njsxwvzz0hu929slxqe0f3ejsrvgad75lf9dmc6djec0eprkszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc645k4t7 My scene this morning<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/118/304/086/625/173/original/254cb2202c23e38a.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-30T16:58:43+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv5m7xys5p732srpepdglnse4ld58j6p58k5axvtv4paaq9j2zqlgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6hcwml7 Tonight’s snapshot<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/103/990/759/028/064/original/9811c44e22e26897.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-28T04:18:39+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspyfysdp68vv3qykypl9lsw7vxkrqhx2z7l3sk3chpdjj4wrn5lvgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ue565c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9y2l9vag2pfctxq8v7xxvty05qegnzyhzhpt8jks0x7lu2gs9nxghjnz05'>nevent1q…nz05</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Pic of you in an Ontario city: Guelphies 2025-08-27T05:25:18+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9y2l9vag2pfctxq8v7xxvty05qegnzyhzhpt8jks0x7lu2gs9nxgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ecupsn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspalf4r5y70h4jg6jmk5me6lm3003n97qql2248u3yxmvjklldfqc6x36kw'>nevent1q…36kw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Breakup on good terms pic: Wishyouwellfies 2025-08-27T05:24:05+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspalf4r5y70h4jg6jmk5me6lm3003n97qql2248u3yxmvjklldfqczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6kekk4t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgvgsgjlcxyjvvhmcyc030uet6q4neul44u33qrn6tpzu55g56rlgrk63ew'>nevent1q…63ew</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Taken in a certain Pennsylvania city: Philadelfies 2025-08-27T05:23:21+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgvgsgjlcxyjvvhmcyc030uet6q4neul44u33qrn6tpzu55g56rlgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc69ng9h7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0lr8n0urgvhazdkktscrrtpclk0zym45gfstw2cne0c06qp2j8qs32nu6d'>nevent1q…nu6d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The Michael Scott actor’s are called Carellfies 2025-08-27T05:21:32+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0lr8n0urgvhazdkktscrrtpclk0zym45gfstw2cne0c06qp2j8qszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6srs7n5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdh6rls2ver7ugyylljly7mxpr9zfa4y0v65nrxl2vzhwe8hpqdrsah52q4'>nevent1q…52q4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Pic of you eating junk Mexican at 2 AM: TacoBellfie 2025-08-27T05:20:30+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdh6rls2ver7ugyylljly7mxpr9zfa4y0v65nrxl2vzhwe8hpqdrszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6tpuwfd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs202ega4qd69dquvzzrxs5u8vvssgw6uazd4z0erjjhj8ex0fmtdsmrwx6d'>nevent1q…wx6d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A certain British singer’s photos are Adelefies 2025-08-27T05:20:01+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0f8tgkvvggkgydy8qs6jedxu8nfvjmu7tq0mhp809t25zxx6esfgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6hqzmjs How To Write A Viral Toot:<br/><br/>1. Take shower<br/>2. Have brilliant idea<br/>3. Dry off<br/>4. Dammit! I forgot!<br/>5. Wait 1 year<br/>6. Repeat for eternity 2025-04-14T12:26:07+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2wt558p2uzyswsk2p99hl3lrvdhyqguq53nnpkf93vkk59027hmgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6lnd3g9 This morning’s (added last-minute) assignment has prompted me to pose a question to you, my mastodon besties. I’ll pose the scenario and then a poll with the choices of how to deal with the issue. <br/><br/>You have a granddaughter Jill, and your granddaughter has a best friend, Sarah. It comes to your attention that Sarah’s mom doesn’t have enough money to provide clothes for Sarah and her siblings for Christmas. You offer a lot of new clothing to Sarah’s mom and agree to a price of $150, paid when the mom can. <br/><br/>Over time, it becomes apparent that Sarah’s mom struggles financially and is having a great deal of trouble paying for the clothes. In fact, she’s only paid $20 back after more than a year has passed. <br/><br/>Do you: 2025-04-09T17:23:13+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd04zpmg23dkwen36f27yrl8xlz3spfpjwcmdzhsr35gtl5xwwmdczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ny5eew When you’re an American and your incompetent president just keeps on getting away with the stupidest shit<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/118/743/554/667/859/original/06d46e872789903e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-07T03:17:19+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9fxcrrfhwlxkgxw2ymc9udc28633vlln53cgxyxm8vld0pn0rdgczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6fuvdcr New rule for the Federated timeline: for every political post, there should be one containing nudity. I believe we can make this happen. 2025-02-08T02:35:11+01:00