Nostr notes by chjara ☭ :lesbian_mode_el: :true_progress_flag: :blobcat_3d_stretcher:

Honestly XML is probably better for protocols than JSON, given it ...

2026-08-14T18:47:54Z

Honestly XML is probably better for protocols than JSON, given it actually has structure.

If I switch to software rendering Krita doesn't crash! Crazy ...

2026-08-14T17:12:59Z

If I switch to software rendering Krita doesn't crash! Crazy how that works. I'm gonna

Yeah the new JVM just works. The issue is with playing old ...

2026-08-07T21:03:15Z

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Yeah the new JVM just works. The issue is with playing old Minecraft versions that only work on Java 8…

Serious enterprise sysadmins 🤝 Minecraft players Incredible ...

2026-08-07T19:54:19Z

Serious enterprise sysadmins 🤝 Minecraft players
Incredible soup of JVM arguments

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2026-07-09T11:47:25Z

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STOP

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2026-07-08T07:45:57Z

The only country to have ever used nukes in war is the US. ...

2026-06-17T18:47:57Z

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The only country to have ever used nukes in war is the US. Russia, China and the DPRK have nukes because the US has threatened to use it against them (or at least, be openly hostile to them and as mentioned are clearly willing to use nukes).

>JACK Audio Connection Kit GNU's Not Unix and its ...

2026-06-05T21:13:45Z

>JACK Audio Connection Kit

GNU's Not Unix and its consequences have been a disaster for software names.

rating:general

2026-05-14T17:45:51Z

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rating:general

It's the result of trying to grift out as much money as ...

2026-05-11T18:38:21Z

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It's the result of trying to grift out as much money as possible. Exactly 0 reason for a humanoid robot.

Alternatively, if you're going by genetic closeness: if ...

2026-05-06T15:04:48Z

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Alternatively, if you're going by genetic closeness: if everyone was in homosexual relationships, society would collapse. Non-argument. It takes multiple generations for deleterious effects to arise, and most people have a biological aversion towards dating their siblings (hence the taboo!), but for those who don't, whatever.

Social safety in what way. There is a very obvious and extreme ...

2026-05-06T15:02:08Z

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Social safety *in what way*. There is a very obvious and extreme power dynamic between an adult and a child, which makes it effectively impossible for a sexual relation to not be rape. Drunk driving is bad because you're operating a two ton steel box while your brain is half shut off. Sure. But two adult siblings? Power relations are not that much different from say two childhood friends, between which relationships are certainly accepted. Also, sexual relationships (not marriage) between adult siblings are actually legal in most countries.

Who does it hurt that two adult siblings are fucking?

2026-05-06T13:37:36Z

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Who does it hurt that two adult siblings are fucking?

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2026-04-20T18:37:51Z

Duel gender. En garde.

Why does Mr. Tech Tips even need a private jet. Like for big time ...

2026-04-20T18:12:06Z

Why does Mr. Tech Tips even need a private jet. Like for big time celebrities or whatever, to an extent, sure. Linus?

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2026-04-18T22:02:52Z

Womanizer (makes you into a woman)

``` $ du -sh /var/log/nginx/access.log 2.1G ...

2026-04-17T11:41:14Z

```
$ du -sh /var/log/nginx/access.log
2.1G /var/log/nginx/access.log
```
Hm

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2026-04-12T09:56:53Z

Oh hey it's Yuri day :yuri_kiss:

>Service ‘hurd-vm’ provides support for running GNU/Hurd ...

2026-03-23T18:26:35Z

>Service ‘hurd-vm’ provides support for running GNU/Hurd in a virtual machine (VM), a so-called “childhurd”

Churd son

WHEN PEOPLE TALK UNICASE ON THE INTERNET THEY TEND TO USE ...

2026-03-22T12:16:24Z

WHEN PEOPLE TALK UNICASE ON THE INTERNET THEY TEND TO USE LOWERCASE LETTERS, BUT CONSIDERING THE HISTORY OF THE LATIN ALPHABET, IT IS FAR MORE CORRECT TO USE ALL CAPS, AS THAT IS THE ORIGINAL UNICASE FORM OF THE ALPHABET, LOWERCASE BEING A LATER INVENTION BASED ON CURSIVE FORMS OF THE LETTERS. IT'S PRETTY CLEAR BY HOW SIGNIFICANTLY MORE METRICALLY CONSISTENT CAPITAL LETTERS ARE COMPARED TO LOWERCASE, IN FACT. THIS IS SURPRISINGLY TIRING TO READ.

>repeated 56y ago 1970-01-01 :ai_yaysuperfast:

2026-03-22T11:16:29Z

>repeated 56y ago

1970-01-01 :ai_yaysuperfast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAu6vWQbdqg >First original ...

2026-03-14T19:17:51Z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAu6vWQbdqg
>First original Esperanto musical
>It's about Esperanto (set at IJK)
Never beating the "exclusively used for talking about itself" accusations.

Is 8 GiB not serviceable for most uses? The only time I ran into ...

2026-03-04T18:50:11Z

Is 8 GiB not serviceable for most uses? The only time I ran into RAM issues with 8 GiB was when running games with a billion mods.

So a passkey is a pubkey cryptographic challenge to the computer, ...

2026-02-28T11:01:06Z

So a passkey is a pubkey cryptographic challenge to the computer, right? So the website only knows a public key and never handles passwords. I guess I see how it's convenient, but it doesn't provide any extra security over the already optimal strong password for each service so whatever.

"Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

2026-02-03T14:47:08Z

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"Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

it's illustrated ...

2025-12-23T16:41:56Z

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it's *illustrated*

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2025-12-23T16:41:00Z

wikiquote has a page for dril lmao

apparently this flat earth weirdo account thinks blue paint ...

2025-12-03T12:49:11Z

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apparently this flat earth weirdo account thinks blue paint protects you from whatever jewish mind lasers
so of course, In China 🇨🇳 they are putting blue 🟦 on the roofs 👌

wasn't it an emoji at one point

2025-11-24T17:40:00Z

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wasn't it an emoji at one point

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2025-10-20T15:01:45Z

suspiciously us-east-1-shaped belly

a pretty good example of how deep the rot runs in the states is ...

2025-10-20T12:53:13Z

a pretty good example of how deep the rot runs in the states is the amount of deranged christian cults that come from there and it's the only place producing deranged christian cults in the first place

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2025-10-09T14:41:39Z

bravo les lesbiennes

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2025-09-27T17:33:56Z

i hope the next minecraft update is the start update

anyway kids, as always: live your life such that your death does ...

2025-09-11T21:12:56Z

anyway kids, as always: live your life such that your death does not lead to widespread cheer and celebration

linux is never dropping x86 lol yeah they ditched i386 due to a ...

2025-09-11T13:04:31Z

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linux is never dropping x86 lol yeah they ditched i386 due to a lack of synchronization primitives so it's i486+ afaik

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2025-09-11T03:20:23Z

charlie kirk got killed lol

the united states is a one party state but, in true american ...

2025-09-01T17:50:01Z

the united states is a one party state but, in true american extravagance, they have two of them

so far instance has been running for like 30 minutes, federating ...

2025-08-19T22:16:26Z

so far instance has been running for like 30 minutes, federating properly, and has not yet exploded, may it stay that way