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Last Notes npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † According to my [proprietary spyware device] I had a calorie deficit of 8,000kcal npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Okay but no cap I need pork tonkatsu right now npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Eating Alaskan smoked salmon that was imported in a checked bag on an airline. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Did the infamous "I prefer to not acknowledge what was just said" when a Chinese w*man talked about Japanese war crimes and a third party asked my opinion on the matter. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † KDE Connect is magic, that shit just werks highly recommended. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † :mokouDead: npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I've been waking up at 5 am consistently for the past. This is so bullshit I can't 🐝 waking up anytime earlier than 3 pm. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua Now that's a steal. #ssvdox npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua That's a good deal. Provided they flushed the transmission fluid. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua The VIN returns 2018 model. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua Too expensive I want a shitbox that's 12k max. Plus I'm not gonna keep it that long anyway. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I want an automatic but they don't make them npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Okay dead 🫏 serious question. Is there any way to game ownership of a Nissan with a CVT? npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I hate every piece of japanese software except idolmaster touhou project and misskey 💯 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † biked to the grocer to get some Red Bull® Coconut Editiontm, and now I'm sipping on sand because front tire kicked up a bunch of dirt onto the can :cirno_cry: npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Surrendered both my license plates today. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Reaume sent for review award npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…fq95 This is so true. And post workout you never want to eat just, sleep. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua Okay nigga it's HOT AF (as fr*ck) rn. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I need recommendations for new headphones. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † multiplayer rim world would 🐝 so savage npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua Anything above 22° © is too dam hot. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † SSV: Sonar contact, small, multiple, 100 meters at npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…sgwz "Yeah so anyway the ACR didn't get the military contract to replace the m4, infact no one got the contract, so bushmaster basically fired everyone and those people made windham weaponry for the civilian market. They're still around today. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I still to this day get dumbass Germans telling me that AK47 was built with parts of STG44 or "design philosophy" vague meaningless bullshit. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…5n8n @nprofile…g80s npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Kermit the Frog npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…pm95 sandhill crane the real™ bird of Florida npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…pm95 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Just 🎱 Carbonara and now I feel like :mokouDead: npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…mfuj Come 2027 Gabe's gonna 🐝 swole 💪 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…mfuj HELL YEAH npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…ty9m Yeah but that's describing something that's inherently Russian. Everywhere else we just decided that Chauffeur 🤌 🍷 🥖 is the best way to describe a private driver. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † >The Russian equivalent for chauffeur is Шофёр (pronounced shah-FYOR), a direct loanword from the French chauffeur. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † #FreeBernieMadoff npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…sgwz @nprofile…u4ef brother you posted a picture without an image description how am I a blind man supposed to understand what is being described? npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…ssle Mix them with anything because by themselves they taste awful. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † eating beans rn npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † With enough amps. Your life can change dramatically in as little as 2 seconds. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † imagine you work in a specialized building whose sole job is to boil water and use the most ass measurement system to see how good you are at boiling water. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…hpny npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Poisoned the reactor again award npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † What if you lie npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…hpny It seems like every profession that has any sort of vision requirement it's always 20/40. Like idk if I'm gonna have that in 10 years. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Dude I might as well kill myself this is getting fucking ridiculous. Everything I want to do I can't. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Where do I even start? npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Back on my old bullshit 🚬 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I would rather walk to Walmart pulling a red wagon behind me then get a car loan that's on cod 🐟 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…jup9 no it won't npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † #gymrat Went for a bike ride and listened to Timothy to Revelations npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…mfuj Brought my bike out of storage need to get back on it. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Literally was ranting for 15 minutes about how Job chapter 6 verse 14 and the first epistle of John chapter 3 verse 17 are related and also indicate that Eliphaz is the subject not Job in the former verse. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…mrml A lot of words coming from a man who has not the fear of God. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I am beginning to become annoyed with how often I hear "Wallahi" or "Wallah" npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † >Are you a low skilled worker looking to emigrate to Canada? npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…sgwz I play at 720p30 and I still body PCuck gaymers daily. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…sgwz chigga I get 30-45 fps on my poverty deck and I still got like 145hours npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…sgwz 🥷 still never once (☝️) hopped on helldivers with me :akko_sad: npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Sold my car. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…g80s What? npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † i have the urge to play mario sunshine on a gamecube with a crt npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † >The galactic empire could clap anything the UNSC had with lore accurate weapons and ships npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Guy who pronounces the Archangel Gabriel as Jibrial ☝️👳 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I think if I were to restart everything. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua cc @nprofile…u4ef npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…cext sweating bullets over here npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…pm95 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Sometimes I do 🐝 thinking people do not treat me as Human. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † like an example npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Talking to Muslim apologists (and again I think these people are larping) is honestly some of the most mentally taxing things I've done. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I think I stumbled into something I probably should have remained ignorant about. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua I'm gonna take a few days to look into and determine how I feel about that. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua In researching this topic I have now just been made aware what Vatican II is. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † The mind truly boggles why someone would larp as Catholic. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…8f8f Miki Hoshii npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…dauk @nprofile…pm95 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…pm95 npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…pm95 They might have, they probably put it in the patch notes that I didn't read a few years ago. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † So basically what the issue is that an old filename is being sourced by database, compared to what is actually in the data directory. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † So just an example npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I'm running into issues with peertube that you would only run into if you've been running it for as long as I have. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † it's quite impressive how quickly open AI handed anthropic the dub for public perception and then anthropic decides that winning is no longer fun and just jumps off a bridge. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Top five BEST crypto currencies to go 3.5x Leverage on in 2026 to make $100 Million dollar in six weeks [patreon backer video] npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Literally fell off npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † #gymrat type shii 💪 :cirno_heh: npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…29ua It prunes your local file once it confirms it's moved. But that's something I would have ran manually. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Just realized that peertube deletes videos as they are moved to object storage. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † root@mirai:/var/cache/nginx# du -hd 1 | sort -h npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † House cleaner than it was. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Sorry to let everyone down I'm gonna hit two Celsius and get busy. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † lil bro you look like a blsky pfp and this is not mastodon npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I'll block a bitch on AOL npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…caqd npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † blocked by pfsense award npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I'll block you on hotmail npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…pm95 Okay but nautical miles is based actually. npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I should run a Rust server npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † Eriku called Space Marine 2 a dudebro game npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † @nprofile…pm95 smdh NASA stealing my KSP rocket design npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † I'll block you on Cash App
