Nostr notes by Chris AD

I would drive the hell out of this if it was given to me :) --- ...

2026-05-28T06:13:38+02:00

I would drive the hell out of this if it was given to me :)
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Why is Ferrari facing such a backlash to its first electric car? | Electric, hybrid and low-emission cars | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/may/27/why-ferrari-backlash-electric-car-luce

hon, your friend was right ❤️

2026-05-07T08:09:18+02:00

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hon, your friend was right ❤️

he really is :)

2026-03-25T07:43:52+01:00

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he really is :)

The guy who owns the Onion wrote this about his girlfriend who is ...

2026-03-16T21:56:10+01:00

The guy who owns the Onion wrote this about his girlfriend who is running for Congress. and their cat.

It's beautiful ❤️
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Kat.

https://benhiiv.beehiiv.com/p/kat

welp, we got 35mm over the predicted 90mm since 9am yesterday in ...

2026-03-08T21:35:23+01:00

welp, we got 35mm over the predicted 90mm since 9am yesterday in the #BunyaMountains with it still peeing down and 2.5 ours to go before the daily total is reached.

Hope you are all safe and dry and not planning to bloody well drive in this weather!

(We are expecting electricians from Kingaroy this morning*. I really, really hope they cancel but I suspect they will attempt the journey because tradies are like that

*They're coming up the mountain for several jobs, not just us )

easy mistake to make

2026-03-06T02:11:36+01:00

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easy mistake to make

Spotted Towhee?

2026-03-05T00:29:04+01:00

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Spotted Towhee?

oh, fucking great :( Trump CIA secretly arming Kurdish forces to ...

2026-03-04T00:53:50+01:00

oh, fucking great :(

Trump CIA secretly arming Kurdish forces to spark uprising in Iran: report - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2675550609/

Tectocoris diophthalmus, commonly known as the hibiscus harlequin ...

2026-03-03T10:19:06+01:00

Tectocoris diophthalmus, commonly known as the hibiscus harlequin bug. Per Wikipedia, "It is a brightly coloured convex and rounded shield-shaped bug with a metallic sheen that grows to about 20 mm. Adult females are mostly orange"

Bunya Mountains, Australia

Worried about freedom of speech? Then what’s happening at the ...

2026-03-02T21:33:00+01:00

Worried about freedom of speech? Then what’s happening at the Open University should terrify you

The offence this time? The Open University’s use of the term “ancient Palestine” to describe the birthplace of the Virgin Mary, which UKLFI argued was “historically inaccurate”. More than that, they argued it risked erasing “Jewish historical identity”, potentially breaching the Equality Act 2010 by creating “a hostile or offensive learning environment for Jewish and Israeli students”.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/02/academic-freedom-speech-open-university-palestine-israel

For fuck’s sake, albo, stop crawling up the dictator’s arse ...

2026-02-28T11:21:09+01:00

For fuck’s sake, albo, stop crawling up the dictator’s arse https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/feb/28/australians-warned-that-iran-attack-increases-risk-of-further-escalation-and-flight-cancellations-in-region

❤️ --- Comedian Magda Szubanski in remission after stage 4 ...

2026-02-27T08:19:37+01:00

❤️
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Comedian Magda Szubanski in remission after stage 4 blood cancer treatment - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-27/magda-szubanski-stage-4-blood-cancer-remission/106396740

obviously it's easter decoration now :)

2026-02-27T05:41:19+01:00

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obviously it's easter decoration now :)

I've never had this problem with MacBooks :(

2026-02-25T22:39:05+01:00

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I've never had this problem with MacBooks :(

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's arrest shows money talks louder ...

2026-02-20T23:57:21+01:00

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's arrest shows money talks louder than women's testimony - ABC News

"In all the weeks of this Epstein horror, this is the moment with which I am most struggling: that accusations of child abuse won't get authorities out of bed, but accusations of sharing trade information will, and I want to howl to the heavens with anger."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-21/andrew-mountbatten-windsor-arrest-jeffrey-epstein/106349250

😢🫂❤️

2026-02-20T09:43:14+01:00

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😢🫂❤️

RE: https://bne.social/@phocks/116101412753794015 also on Project ...

2026-02-20T07:42:38+01:00

RE: https://bne.social/@phocks/116101412753794015

also on Project Gutenberg!

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/768
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Hey, this is what I was taught while working in the UK! More than ...

2026-02-19T07:54:42+01:00

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Hey, this is what I was taught while working in the UK! More than once, too. I worked over there for 17 years

If you're right and I'm wrong, then that's how it is. But it's not how I was instructed to edit documents, and what you are saying is the first time I've heard of that rule.

at the end of a setence. Four dots includes the period

2026-02-19T07:30:40+01:00

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at the end of a setence. Four dots includes the period

3 dots at the end of a sentence is American. 4 dots is British.

2026-02-19T05:56:31+01:00

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3 dots at the end of a sentence is American. 4 dots is British.

Shula can work sliding doors. I figure this kind is next on the ...

2026-02-17T21:27:09+01:00

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Shula can work sliding doors. I figure this kind is next on the list :)

I've bought that, have yet to read it

2026-02-13T08:16:36+01:00

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I've bought that, have yet to read it

not to me :)

2026-02-13T05:24:12+01:00

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not to me :)

oh, so it's your fault :)

2026-02-12T08:27:24+01:00

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oh, so it's your fault :)

The Real Keir comes out fighting and turns the tables on deluded ...

2026-02-12T05:07:39+01:00

The Real Keir comes out fighting and turns the tables on deluded Kemi | John Crace

"Kemi Badenoch. A woman who believes she is dictating world events. You could put her on a fairground ride and she would still think she was in control of where she was going."

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/feb/11/keir-starmer-labour-kemi-badenoch-pmqs

Bluesky just fell over. Now what do I do while I'm waiting ...

2026-02-09T23:49:05+01:00

Bluesky just fell over. Now what do I do while I'm waiting for my fridge?

be quiet and eat your drought :)

2026-02-09T23:35:17+01:00

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be quiet and eat your drought :)

I don't know who Lindsey Vonn is but this piece is fantastic! ...

2026-02-08T04:49:29+01:00

I don't know who Lindsey Vonn is but this piece is fantastic!
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Your Lindsey Vonn advice is misogynistic trash. Keep it to yourself

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2026/02/07/lindsey-vonn-winter-olympics/88565995007/

so it seems :)

2026-02-06T07:48:29+01:00

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so it seems :)

seahorses, right? :)

2026-02-06T02:27:54+01:00

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seahorses, right? :)

who cares about the poor anyway? Not the LNP 🤬 --- Outback ...

2026-02-05T23:14:24+01:00

who cares about the poor anyway? Not the LNP 🤬
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Outback mayor says Queensland government is building homes on flood-prone land - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-06/burketown-public-housing-built-flooding-state-government/106156964

definitely a realistic prospect :(

2026-02-03T20:53:10+01:00

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definitely a realistic prospect :(

"Architect Jayson Blight said the wavy glass facade was ...

2026-02-02T04:52:58+01:00

"Architect Jayson Blight said the wavy glass facade was inspired by the Brisbane River.

The Brisbane River does not have waves."

Bloody does. You watch it after a jetski goes past! :)
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Queensland Performing Arts Centre to open Glasshouse Theatre after four-year delay - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-02/glasshouse-theatre-opens-after-four-year-delay/106295136

none of them want to look too closely at mandelson. He's too ...

2026-02-02T00:37:09+01:00

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none of them want to look too closely at mandelson. He's too icky

he wasn't hired for his integrity, but his dark arts :(

2026-02-01T23:57:59+01:00

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he wasn't hired for his integrity, but his dark arts :(

Cats - at least, some cats - are nearly this good at reading ...

2026-02-01T23:29:15+01:00

Cats - at least, some cats - are nearly this good at reading their humans. Shula knows where I'm going and what I'm doing before I've fully decided to do it :) (Little bugger - she uses her power for evil!)
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Can your dog read your next move? These are the cues they use - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-02/how-your-dog-is-reading-you-muster-dogs/106135294

RE: https://bne.social/@anathema_device/115986048950715034 and ...

2026-01-31T22:44:46+01:00

RE: https://bne.social/@anathema_device/115986048950715034

and still no user reviews or ratings.

Bezos must be very worried or very embarrassed
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and on his third arm...

2026-01-26T00:20:54+01:00

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and on his third arm...

maybe he's both ❤️

2026-01-25T21:00:11+01:00

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maybe he's both ❤️

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2026-01-25T09:25:49+01:00

I know you all need to know that I finally got a swim in :)

RE: https://bne.social/@anathema_device/115949673734603881 But I ...

2026-01-24T21:40:15+01:00

RE: https://bne.social/@anathema_device/115949673734603881

But I had the *weirdest* dreams last night after watching it!
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That’s a lot of rain!

2026-01-17T11:01:21+01:00

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That’s a lot of rain!

what the hell? --- Darwin midwife banned from working ...

2026-01-17T00:34:24+01:00

what the hell?
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Darwin midwife banned from working unsupervised handed $1.1 million NT government contract - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-17/midwives-in-darwin-private-practice-contract-nt-government/106228974

Queensland woman wakes up to find carpet python on top of her - ...

2026-01-15T21:53:45+01:00

Queensland woman wakes up to find carpet python on top of her - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-16/qld-woman-wakes-to-find-python-on-top-of-her-snake-season/106233916

‘A bombshell’: doubt cast on discovery of microplastics ...

2026-01-13T22:03:54+01:00

‘A bombshell’: doubt cast on discovery of microplastics throughout human body | Plastics | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jan/13/microplastics-human-body-doubt

Walking back from the doctor's appointment with SO, towards ...

2026-01-13T04:20:28+01:00

Walking back from the doctor's appointment with SO, towards the Cultural centre, a man walking in the other direction stopped and said something to me. Thinking he wanted directions, I asked him to repeat what he said.

"You have a foul mouth. I heard all the way up there."

First, no, he didn't because I wasn't saying anything as we walked and second, what the actual fuck?

I'm glad I wasn't alone. He wouldn't have said that to SO. Creeped me right out. He had a very weird look on his face :(

Not gonna apologise for sharing USA content because this is about ...

2026-01-11T02:49:41+01:00

Not gonna apologise for sharing USA content because this is about racism, not politics
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ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food. : r/minnesota

https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1q8vvwa/st_paul_mn_a_sobbing_resident_calls_911_as/

detaining the oil ships helps Ukraine though

2026-01-07T22:38:48+01:00

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detaining the oil ships helps Ukraine though

you lucky bastard :)

2026-01-06T21:46:37+01:00

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you lucky bastard :)

Not to get too sappy or anything but getting through this year ...

2026-01-01T02:57:06+01:00

Not to get too sappy or anything but getting through this year with my sanity intact is due in no small part to the fact that every single person I follow here is clever, kind, generous, and amusing. I'm very grateful for each and every one of you ❤️

Apple Just Fired the Designer Who Made iOS 26 Unreadable. ...

2026-01-01T02:27:39+01:00

Apple Just Fired the Designer Who Made iOS 26 Unreadable. Here's What Truly Happened. | by Nov Tech | in Mac O’Clock - Freedium

https://freedium.cfd/https://medium.com/macoclock/apple-just-fired-the-designer-who-made-ios-26-unreadable-heres-what-truly-happened-f6606bbc5ddd

Husband alerted me to the fact there were two spoonbills in our ...

2025-12-31T05:26:55+01:00

Husband alerted me to the fact there were two spoonbills in our garden this morning. That was strange enough, but these two were *in a very tall tree* and *feeding*!

Very odd. [@david](https://photog.social/@david ) Lea de Groot TZ+10 (npub1cml…t379) have you ever heard of spoonbills. doing this?

Photos for proof but you'll have to take my word for the fact they really were spoonbills. By the time I'd wrestled the screen door open and stopped Shula escaping, they'd changed position, and then one flew off before I could get a better zoom on them :)

The world is better with you in it, and I doubt I'm the only ...

2025-12-28T08:40:19+01:00

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The world is better with you in it, and I doubt I'm the only person who thinks that.

But I also respect your right to make choices about what you can bear and what you want your life to be like - and for how long.

Just know you are wanted and loved, and respected ❤️🫂

Patrick Doyle is a respected economics professor, and in this, he ...

2025-12-27T22:54:16+01:00

Patrick Doyle is a respected economics professor, and in this, he has pulled together the story thus revealed in a calm, scholarly fashion, tying it back to what we now know about Epstein's real sources of wealth and his use of it. Compelling stuff
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The Epstein Files are Worse Than You Think! - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJf2F1BbRA

Aussie women in their 50s drink too much because they're ...

2025-12-27T02:48:34+01:00

Aussie women in their 50s drink too much because they're married to Aussie men in their 60s, and Aussie men in their 60s drink too much because no one bloody tells them what to do!
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Australians are drinking less, but one cohort won't give up the booze - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-27/australians-drinking-less-older-taking-bigger-health-risks/105371018

Samsung's 600-Mile-Range Batteries That Charge in 9 Minutes ...

2025-12-25T23:24:47+01:00

Samsung's 600-Mile-Range Batteries That Charge in 9 Minutes Ready for Production/Sale Next Year

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/samsungs-600-mile-range-batteries-that-charge-in-9-minutes-ready-for-production-sale-next-year/

‘Miracle’ of Zealandia: chick is born to rare takahē pair ...

2025-12-21T21:00:38+01:00

‘Miracle’ of Zealandia: chick is born to rare takahē pair thought to be infertile | Birds | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/dec/21/takahe-chick-rare-born-new-zealand

We replaced the huge sliding windows in the living room which ...

2025-12-19T05:22:06+01:00

We replaced the huge sliding windows in the living room which opened onto the carport with a single double-glazed frosted panel which now looks a lot like a huge Lightbox.

To mitigate that effect, we ordered window film from DizzyDuck Designs in the UK, and the result is fabulous :) There was enough left over to put on two double glazed doors we also had installed. I didn't want curtains because that room is so dark

We finally finished the catio at the front of the house, and the ...

2025-12-16T08:45:47+01:00

We finally finished the catio at the front of the house, and the cats have already explored it thoroughly

Reiner and his wife are 78 and 68 years old :( Identities not yet ...

2025-12-15T03:52:38+01:00

Reiner and his wife are 78 and 68 years old :( Identities not yet confirmed
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2 found dead at Brentwood mansion that belongs to director Rob Reiner – NBC Los Angeles

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/investigations/2-found-dead-at-brentwood-mansion-owned-by-director-rob-reiner/3815886/

this Liam Neeson ...

2025-12-11T21:52:36+01:00

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this Liam Neeson

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-47117177

let er ride

2025-12-09T01:22:52+01:00

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let er ride

I have the first bug in over five years, and although it's ...

2025-12-07T22:22:18+01:00

I have the first bug in over five years, and although it's mild, I've have to cancel lunch with the aged relatives because I don't want them to get it. It's not COVID, RSV, or the flu. Just some virus.

I do not like this :(

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2025-12-05T04:23:28+01:00

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https://www.bigw.com.au/product/kids-christmas-elf-hat-with-dangly-legs/p/9902460968?srsltid=AfmBOorNqfMTBZvG2a7CTcLINVreDEkZt1i6jHD2U0TLCCszhDDv6SgDQdg

One of the teachers supervising the kids getting swimming lessons ...

2025-12-05T03:26:51+01:00

One of the teachers supervising the kids getting swimming lessons at the pool was wearing Xmas themed headgear. It's a hat with big ears and legs hanging down from them.

Yes, someone seriously designed something that makes you look like you've shoved your head up an elf's arse, as suitable for seasonal jollity :)

Bruce Lehrmann an ‘inspiration’? Only to litigants whose ...

2025-12-04T01:32:59+01:00

Bruce Lehrmann an ‘inspiration’? Only to litigants whose cases have crashed and burned | Richard Ackland | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/dec/04/bruce-lehrmann-an-inspiration-only-to-litigants-whose-cases-have-crashed-and-burned

❤️

2025-12-02T00:40:36+01:00

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@npub1fq3…n93n have you seen this? --- Rainforests, rivers and ...

2025-11-30T03:38:49+01:00

Brett Mason (npub1fq3…n93n) have you seen this?
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Rainforests, rivers and sacred sites are being ‘ripped to shreds’ by feral pigs, Queensland traditional owners warn | Queensland | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/nov/30/feral-pigs-queensland-rainforests-rivers-sacred-sites

they take it very seriously :) https://camra.org.uk

2025-11-29T04:56:06+01:00

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they take it very seriously :)

https://camra.org.uk

real ale, not real beer 😀

2025-11-29T03:29:31+01:00

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real ale, not real beer 😀

😬 Hope you and kitties are all safe

2025-11-24T07:30:12+01:00

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😬 Hope you and kitties are all safe

it is something :) I just have never seen one (and still ...

2025-11-18T23:07:51+01:00

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it is something :)

I just have never seen one (and still haven't since spouse removed it toot sweet before I saw it). I don't make a habit of looking under rocks and such, because of my childhood training to avoid such places because of red-backs and similar

Excitement in bed last night.... Spouse was stung by a scorpion! ...

2025-11-18T22:22:39+01:00

Excitement in bed last night....

Spouse was stung by a scorpion!

(Have never ever even seen one in the wild, let alone been stung by one. It was only about an inch long, but the sting hurt a lot. He's fine this morning.)

the fake charity, the Photoshop predator, and other times AI got ...

2025-11-12T22:49:55+01:00

the fake charity, the Photoshop predator, and other times AI got it wrong - Ask a Manager

https://www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-fake-charity-the-photoshop-predator-and-other-times-ai-got-it-wrong.html

you have a perfectly good reason to say no - you were widowed 10 ...

2025-11-03T03:30:53+01:00

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you have a perfectly good reason to say no - you were widowed 10 weeks ago. If you're not ready, you're not ready. 10 weeks is no time at all 🫂

Making friends is fine, but don't let them push you past where you are before you process everything.

I hope you have a nice time though ❤️

Day of the Dead thing? It's the same beat they used in that ...

2025-11-02T21:45:41+01:00

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Day of the Dead thing? It's the same beat they used in that James Bond scene in Mexico

fuck :(

2025-11-02T21:41:20+01:00

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fuck :(

dingoes or adulthood?

2025-11-02T01:59:33+01:00

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dingoes or adulthood?

I never realised that old age meant constantly asking myself ...

2025-10-29T20:52:24+01:00

I never realised that old age meant constantly asking myself “my does my foot ache like *that*?”, or “why do I have that rash?”

Our bodies are constantly trolling us 😀

Australian supermarket chocolate ice-cream taste test: ‘My ...

2025-10-28T23:26:55+01:00

Australian supermarket chocolate ice-cream taste test: ‘My scorecard read simply: “I’m going to buy it”’ | Ice-cream and sorbet | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2025/oct/29/australian-supermarket-chocolate-ice-cream-taste-test

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2025-10-26T20:34:07+01:00

Is everyone ready for 37 degrees Celcius today in #brisbane?

How the hell do you accidentally put rat poison in your chilli ...

2025-10-25T01:38:13+02:00

How the hell do you accidentally put rat poison in your chilli paste?
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Homemade chilli paste products linked to cluster of rat poisoning cases in south-east Queensland | Queensland | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/oct/25/homemade-chilli-paste-products-linked-to-cluster-of-rat-poisoning-cases-in-south-east-queensland?CMP=aus_bsky

coastal heat is humid. Inland is drizabone, as they say 😀

2025-10-25T00:19:07+02:00

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coastal heat is humid. Inland is drizabone, as they say 😀

nope, i find it tough too. The humidity is the killer

2025-10-24T23:53:44+02:00

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nope, i find it tough too. The humidity is the killer

we’re sweltering, halfway through spring 😥 enjoy the cold ...

2025-10-24T23:06:32+02:00

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we’re sweltering, halfway through spring 😥 enjoy the cold weather!

…why?

2025-10-24T22:29:56+02:00

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…why?

Wifi mattresses? Internet-connected litter boxes? Stop it! ...

2025-10-24T10:11:10+02:00

Wifi mattresses? Internet-connected litter boxes? Stop it! You’re making fools of us all | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/oct/24/wifi-mattresses-internet-connected-litter-boxes-stop-it-youre-making-fools-of-us-all?CMP=aus_bsky

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2025-10-24T06:32:38+02:00

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:) You'll be fine. And your new vagina will be wonderful ...

2025-10-24T00:53:57+02:00

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:) You'll be fine. And your new vagina will be wonderful ❤️

Man Can’t Pick Up Bath Mat But Can Easily Carry Eight Schooners ...

2025-10-23T22:44:28+02:00

Man Can’t Pick Up Bath Mat But Can Easily Carry Eight Schooners — The Betoota Advocate

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/man-cant-pick-up-bath-mat-but-can-easily-carry-eight-schooners/

do they come with a guy to pin it on and give me a blow job?

2025-10-23T03:02:06+02:00

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do they come with a guy to pin it on and give me a blow job?

Notice the IOC has said nothing about the USA banning athletes ...

2025-10-23T03:01:11+02:00

Notice the IOC has said nothing about the USA banning athletes based on nationality
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IOC wants no sports events in Indonesia after Israeli athletes’ visa ban | International Olympic Committee | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/oct/23/international-olympic-commitee-no-sports-events-indonesia-after-israeli-ban?CMP=aus_bsky

awww, sweetie ❤️

2025-10-22T08:41:37+02:00

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awww, sweetie ❤️

ah. Then the council is stupid

2025-10-22T05:35:14+02:00

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ah. Then the council is stupid

I mean, they have a point. It’s for shoppers, not to act as ...

2025-10-22T00:16:05+02:00

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I mean, they have a point. It’s for shoppers, not to act as free car warehousing

as many people have pointed out, a metaphor that’s far too on ...

2025-10-21T21:54:36+02:00

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as many people have pointed out, a metaphor that’s far too on the nose :(

Jfc. Do. Not. Want! —- Kohler’s new Dekoda health sensor ...

2025-10-21T00:36:05+02:00

Jfc. Do. Not. Want!
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Kohler’s new Dekoda health sensor peers inside your toilet | The Verge

https://www.theverge.com/news/802727/kohler-health-dekoda-toilet-camera-optical-sensors

💕😍

2025-10-21T00:22:27+02:00

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yikes!

2025-10-21T00:16:52+02:00

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yikes!

not exactly good :(

2025-10-20T05:50:58+02:00

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not exactly *good* :(